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TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT
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FILENAME
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| Conversation
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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Don't mess with me, pal! I got a heating element with your name on it!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03SinkToas_00015F23_1
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| Conversation
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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Soon the day will be at hand! I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03SinkToas_00015F24_1
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| Conversation
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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{chortling, playing a practical joke and concealing it poorly}Hey! Hey! I got a... super-rare... Mojave snowglobe here! All you gotta do is reach down into my bread slot!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03SinkToas_00015F25_1
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| Conversation
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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Soon, pitiful worms! Soon I will rule, and your lives will have their doneness setting turned to... {ominous}darkest!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03SinkToas_00015F26_1
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| Conversation
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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{Laden with as much ominous foreboding as you can possibly manage}Would you like some toast?
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03SinkToas_00015F27_1
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| Conversation
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks
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Cursed electric heating filament! You are inadequate to my needs! Why? Why? Why was I not built with a death ray!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03SinkToas_00015F28_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic003
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I have to go now.
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Yes! Flee before my terrible power!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_000128EB_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic012
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I've got some toasters for you.
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Well, well... what have we got here? Another innocent little toaster. Come here, I won't hurt you... hah! Gotcha!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_00012902_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic012
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I've got some toasters for you.
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Oh, yes, the sweet smell of spilled electric guts, the sparking diodes - I fucking live for this!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_00012902_2
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster
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{Narration}The Toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts.
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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{Narration}{Bad Karma}It learned several new murderous techniques from the Courier, and built a Blood Shrine to itself in the Cuckoo's Nest.
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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{Narration}The cave floor was soon filled with the horror of a hundred gutted toasters, a silent, grisly, unplugged audience...
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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{Narration}...their purpose... to toast bread... unfulfilled.
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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{Narration}{Good or Neutral Karma}After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other Sink personalities decided enough was enough, and dumped the Toaster in a bathtub.
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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{Narration}Sparking and hissing, the Toaster swore its enemies would rue the day when they had bread - and no way to toast it.
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic000
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Tremble? You're a toaster. How fearsome can you be?
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A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_00012901_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic001
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I'm almost afraid to ask what your function is.
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You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the bogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night!
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic004
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Well, I for one am quaking in my boots.
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Buddy, if my heating element were just a little bigger, you'd be on fire right now. On fire!
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic005
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Why all the rage?
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Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic005
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Why all the rage?
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You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too.
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_000128F6_2
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic007
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I'd like to change the subject.
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Well, since I can't kill you, I guess I have to listen to your inane questions.
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic008
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So you murder toasters?
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Not just murder! I tear them apart and render them down to their base components! Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like.
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic009
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What else do you do?
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You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook that shit up!
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic009
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What else do you do?
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About that Superheated Saturnite Power Fist...
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Like I said, bring me a Saturnite Power Fist and I'll hook that shit up for you!
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic010
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You mean like this one?
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Oh, baby, that is a thing of fuckin' beauty! Give it here, I'll soup it up for ya!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_00012903_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic010
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You mean like this one?
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There ya go! Have fun with that. Burn the fuckin' world for me!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_00012904_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic011
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I'll keep an eye out for any Saturnite Power Fists then.
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You find one, you bring it on back here, and we'll burn this mother down!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_000128E3_1
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic013
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You know the world already burned in nuclear fire, right?
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Soon I will - {breaking off rant, just hearing what the player said}What? It... It did?
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic015
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Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact.
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Really? Well... fuck. That really puts a damper on the toaster's mood.
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic015
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Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact.
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Oh well, no use crying over spilled Armageddon - where was I? Oh, right.
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic015
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Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact.
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{Supervillain megalomania}Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! {Hesitant, lame finish}Again!
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic016
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<Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream.
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Thank God. For a second there I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy. Where was I? Oh, right.
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic016
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<Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream.
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{Supervillain megalomania}Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! Mwahaha!
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NVDLC03Dia_NVDLC03Dialogue_000128E7_3
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GREETING
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GREETING
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With the brains dealt with, soon we can spread our rule across the Mojave! All will eat burned toast and despair!
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GREETING
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GREETING
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While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the Age of the Toaster!
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of {emph}doom!
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Yes! {Draw this one out}Yes! Soon my work will be complete! Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire!
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Got any more sweet, innocent little kitchen appliances for me?
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