Ropes Course Note
- New River Gorge Ropes Course: The note can be found at the top of the course's wooden tower.
They all mocked me for those 9 years of gymnastics as a kid. But who's laughing now? Me, that's who!
A swarm of those overgrown rodents were seconds away from gnawing me to death when I found this old ropes course. For a regular Joe, escaping death up here is an impossibility... but not me! I closed my eyes and imagined I was back on that balance beam. Easy.
After I denied those buck-toothed rats their dinner, I got to thinking: this spot is really nice, and unreachable for those lacking my superior agility. I can board it up and turn it into my own little storehouse. Great idea, I know. Sometimes I surprise even myself.
Say what you will about the horrible apocalypse and all, but when you're as good as me? It's just another day at the gym.