This page lists Ranger Lookout terminals.
Ranger Ross's Terminal[]
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Message from Ranger Simons[]
I'll stick to my side of the office when you stick to YOUR side. I know you've been stealing from my snacks drawer. There's only two of us in this office, Ross!
Ranger Ross Reports[]
Lookout tower is immaculate. Ranger Simons previous reports of untidiness clearly an attempt to undermine my credibility.
Beaver population has suffered tremendously due to rampant poaching. Caught two of them just last week.
Ranger Simons let them go. Said they both applied for hunting permits and should have received them. That's not your call, Simons!
[EDIT] SIGN THE PERMITS, ROSS! - Ranger Simons
[EDIT] NO. - Ranger Ross
Ranger Simons' Terminal[]
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Message from Ranger Ross[]
I saw you on my side of the office, Simons. This is the third time this week. Yes, I'm keeping a log. And it's going to the head office if you do it again.
Ranger Simons Reports[]
Lookout tower is filthy. Trash left on the stairs is a safety hazard. Otherwise nothing unusual.
Beaver population out of control. Need to cull by thirty percent. But Ranger Ross keeps denying hunting permits because he's too damn soft.
Yes, I'm talking to you, Ross! I know you're reading my reports! We have a situation here, so stop coddling those beavers and DO YOUR DAMN JOB.
And clean up the Lookout Tower! I almost fell down two flights of stairs tripping on your disgusting leftovers.