Old Nate's Farewell
- Burdette Manor: On the ground next to a skeleton in a wheelchair out in the front yard.
Nate: I should be sitting here, lying about how I've sacrificed myself for my so and so's and I'm quietly fading off and blah blah. I know the drill. But look, I didn't choose to sit out here and watch the bombs go off in my bathrobe like some venerable old peach. No, I was left here to die because I'm old and mean and that's fine by me. I like things how I like them and I'm not going to change one bit for anyone. I'm recorded this just in case anyone saw my body and felt bad for me. To hell for your sympathy. I'm going on an IV full of painkillers and you're just jealous that you didn't think of it first. Sucker.