Note to Self
- Van Lowe Taxidermy: On the boxes in the master bedroom.
Note to, uh, self. Calvin. Keep it together.
I have... I mean, "You" have a real job to do. You can't be distracted by your academic pursuits-- no, no, "fantasies." This is too important.
<sigh> But if you're listening to this, it means you're slipping. So, repeat after me: the Sheepsquatch isn't real. The Sheepsquatch... isn't real....
But... if it is, then I could... Interesting, I hadn't considered that. I wonder if I still have that article... No! Hey! No! Stay focused, stay on task!
If you screw up, you know what will happen... So... This is so stupid. Calvin. Me. Just... concentrate. God... and get back to work!