I Hate Flatwoods
- Flatwoods: In the text city towards Vault-Tec Agricultural Research Center, hidden underneath a pillow.
Irritable Survivor: Well, my back hurts. Sick of eating varmints with two pair a' eyes. Yeah, I tell 'em I seed a big ol' boomer out yander Then some sweet young thing come up to me askin' for help with that garden next door. Then just this morning, I heared . They tell me, "What's a boomer then?" talk of crawdads big as the barn door 'cross the mountains and worse. Flatwoods had better days. Now every thing catywompus or'll kill ya. Now, I ain't no cussin' lady but damn if God had just let a bomb fall on my head. Jesus, just let me die.