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DialogOasisNames
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What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it.
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Okay, okay. Let me talk real careful for the slow folks.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisName_000BEDD8_1
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DialogOasisNames
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What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it.
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I was once a man a long time ago named Harold. Something in me changed and a weird little tree started growing right out of my head.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisName_000BEDD8_2
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DialogOasisNames
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What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it.
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It kept getting bigger until I ended up stuck inside. When people would ask about it, I decided to name it Bob. You know, like a friend or something.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisName_000BEDD8_3
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DialogOasisNames
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What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it.
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Sometimes I call him Herbert instead of Bob, because I get bored and I think it's funny. So long story short, call me Harold!
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisName_000BEDD8_4
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DialogOasisHaroldBailout
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Let's talk about something else.
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Okay.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6172_1
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders
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About those Treeminders...
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Oh, don't get me started on them. I'm liable to talk about them all day! It even drives poor old Bob crazy.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6173_1
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before?
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They wouldn't listen to me at all! If I told them something simple, then it got done. Otherwise, Birch spent a week looking for a hidden meaning.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6178_1
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before?
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Plus, he used to just pop in whenever he wanted and started chanting this nonsense.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6178_2
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before?
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Sometimes I used to just sit there silently just to make him mad! That was fun for a while.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6178_3
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before?
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Hopefully this will all change now that things are different... thanks to you!
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6178_4
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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They won't listen to me at all. If I tell them something simple, then it gets done. Otherwise, Birch spends a week looking for a hidden meaning.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6179_1
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Plus, he just pops in whenever he wants and starts chanting this nonsense.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6179_2
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Sometimes I just sit there silently just to make him mad. That was fun for a while, but even that's getting boring now.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C6179_3
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02
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How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders?
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Oh, you wouldn't believe how they handle them. They make them drink this gunk that Poplar makes.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C617B_1
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02
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How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders?
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Sometimes they just go nuts and start running around, and sometimes when they wake up and see me they run for the hills!
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C617B_2
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02
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How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders?
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I'll tell you, Outsiders are almost as entertaining as the Treeminders!
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C617B_3
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders03
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Which Treeminder do you get along with the best?
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Actually, the kid is the nicest one of all. Yew's her name. She sneaks in here sometimes and just lets me talk about stuff I wanna talk about.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C617C_1
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DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders03
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Which Treeminder do you get along with the best?
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Bob really likes her too, cause she makes me happy.
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DialogueOa_DialogOasisHaro_000C617C_2
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Lemme guess... you said something dumb and now Birch wants you outta Oasis. Wonderful.
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62C_2
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GREETING
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GREETING
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You better get a move on before they really get mad and hunt you down.
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62C_1
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Oh great. Now you got yourself kicked out of here.
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_00052C33_2
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Looks like I'll have to find someone else to help me. You better get outta here... these guys will get pretty cross if you stick around.
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_00052C33_1
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GREETING
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GREETING
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I can't believe you'd kill those innocent people like that. And I thought I was a monster!
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_00052C34_2
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GREETING
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GREETING
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If I could move, I would show you a thing or two, but Bob has me stuck here.
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_00052C34_1
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Those people you killed were some of the most peaceful people in the Wasteland!
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62D_1
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GREETING
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GREETING
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How could you do that to them?
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62D_2
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Leave me alone! Me and Bob have better things to do than speak to a murderer!
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62E_1
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Now go away and never come back!
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62E_2
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GREETING
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GREETING
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How dare you come into Oasis and shoot up the place!
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62F_1
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Even Bob is mad at you, and he never gets mad except when I don't stop calling him Herbert!
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DialogueOasis_GREETING_0005A62F_2
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MS10TLGoodbye
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I have to go now.
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Don't worry, Herbert, he'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time.
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MS10_MS10TLGoodbye_00066C91_1
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MS10TLGoodbye
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I have to go now.
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Don't worry, Herbert, she'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time.
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MS10_MS10TLGoodbye_00066C92_1
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MS10TLGoodbye
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I have to go now.
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See you later... well, maybe not if you do what I've asked.
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MS10_MS10TLGoodbye_00066C93_1
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MS10TLGoodbye
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I have to go now.
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Oh okay... I guess me and Bob will see you again soon.
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MS10_MS10TLGoodbye_00066C94_1
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MS10HaroldCantSee
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OasisHaroldCantSee
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Please, I can't very well speak to you when you're back there.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCantSee_00078C8F_1
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can't see the person who is approaching
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MS10HaroldCantSee
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OasisHaroldCantSee
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Come around to where I can see you.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCantSee_00078C90_1
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can't see the person who is approaching
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MS10HaroldCantSee
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OasisHaroldCantSee
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Stand where I can see you.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCantSee_00078C91_1
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can't see the person who is approaching
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MS10HaroldCT01
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Um... I must be dreaming.
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<Sigh> I wish I was too. Then me and Herbert could be the best of friends and live side by side.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT01_0002EEF3_1
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MS10HaroldCT01
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Um... I must be dreaming.
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He's the tree, you see. We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT01_0002EEF3_2
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MS10HaroldCT01
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Um... I must be dreaming.
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Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT01_0002EEF3_3
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MS10HaroldCT02
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I've never met a talking tree before.
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Neither have I. Well, I mean I talk to Herbert, but he never really says anything back.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT02_0002EEF1_1
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MS10HaroldCT02
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I've never met a talking tree before.
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He kept growing around me, maybe for calling him Herbert all the time. His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT02_0002EEF1_2
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MS10HaroldCT03
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Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.
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Where? You mean in here? Nah, it's just me and Herbert. He's the tree.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT03_0002EEEF_1
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MS10HaroldCT03
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Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.
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We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT03_0002EEEF_3
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MS10HaroldCT03
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Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.
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Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT03_0002EEEF_2
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MS10HaroldCT04
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They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha!
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I know they mean well... and for awhile it was nice to be needed. But I'm not sure I want to be a giant tree anymore.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT04_0002EEF0_1
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MS10HaroldCT04
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They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha!
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Well, truth be told it's Herbert that's the tree. He sorta just took over, you know? Probably to get back at me for calling him Herbert all the time.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT04_0002EEF0_2
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MS10HaroldCT04
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They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha!
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His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT04_0002EEF0_3
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MS10HaroldCT05
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So you're trapped in there, inside this Herbert... I mean Bob... thing?
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Well, I suppose you could look at it that way. See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know?
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT05_0002FC56_1
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MS10HaroldCT05
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So you're trapped in there, inside this Herbert... I mean Bob... thing?
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Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT05_0002FC56_2
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MS10HaroldCT06
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I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way.
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Well, you're quite clever.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT06_0002FC59_1
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MS10HaroldCT06
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I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way.
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See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know?
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT06_0002FC59_2
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MS10HaroldCT06
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I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way.
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Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT06_0002FC59_3
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MS10HaroldCT07
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What in the hell are you talking about?
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Not very bright, are you?
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT07_0002FC5C_1
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MS10HaroldCT07
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What in the hell are you talking about?
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Bob, that's the tree, used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know?
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT07_0002FC5C_2
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MS10HaroldCT07
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What in the hell are you talking about?
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Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT07_0002FC5C_3
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MS10HaroldCT08
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How did a tree end up growing out of your head?
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It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08_0002FC5E_1
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MS10HaroldCT08
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How did a tree end up growing out of your head?
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I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08_0002FC5E_2
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MS10HaroldCT08
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How did a tree end up growing out of your head?
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We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08_0002FC5E_3
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MS10HaroldCT08
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How did a tree end up growing out of your head?
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Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08_0002FC5E_4
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MS10HaroldCT08Science
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A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V.
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Whoa-ho! Check out the brain on this guy!
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08Science_0002FC57_1
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MS10HaroldCT08Science
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A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V.
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It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08Science_0002FC57_2
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MS10HaroldCT08Science
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A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V.
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I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08Science_0002FC57_3
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MS10HaroldCT08Science
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A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V.
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We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08Science_0002FC57_4
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MS10HaroldCT08Science
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A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V.
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Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT08Science_0002FC57_5
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MS10HaroldCT09
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How on Earth did that happen?
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It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT09_0002FC60_1
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MS10HaroldCT09
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How on Earth did that happen?
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I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT09_0002FC60_2
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MS10HaroldCT09
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How on Earth did that happen?
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We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT09_0002FC60_3
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MS10HaroldCT09
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How on Earth did that happen?
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Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT09_0002FC60_4
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MS10HaroldCT10
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I still don't understand what the hell you're talking about.
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Yes, perhaps it doesn't even matter anyway. Forget I mentioned it.
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MS10_MS10HaroldCT10_0002FC61_1
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MS10HaroldDirect01
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Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help.
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You have no idea how glad I am to hear that. Or, we're glad to hear that... me and Bob.
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect01_0002FC5B_1
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MS10HaroldDirect01
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Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help.
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I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor.
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect01_0002FC5B_2
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MS10HaroldDirect01
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Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help.
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Would you please kill me?
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect01_0002FC5B_3
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MS10HaroldDirect02
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So, the Treeminders said you needed my help?
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Yes, yes I do. Or I guess WE do... me and Bob that is.
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect02_0002FC5F_1
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MS10HaroldDirect02
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So, the Treeminders said you needed my help?
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I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor.
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect02_0002FC5F_2
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MS10HaroldDirect02
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So, the Treeminders said you needed my help?
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Would you please kill me?
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect02_0002FC5F_3
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MS10HaroldDirect03
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Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand.
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Yes, you're right of course, I completely agree. Or I guess WE completely agree... me and Bob that is.
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect03_0002FC58_1
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MS10HaroldDirect03
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Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand.
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I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor.
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect03_0002FC58_2
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MS10HaroldDirect03
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Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand.
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Would you please kill me?
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MS10_MS10HaroldDirect03_0002FC58_3
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MS10HaroldEndgame01
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You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
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So, they really need me that badly, huh? I guess I never thought of it that way. Awfully selfish of me.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame01_00054DFB_1
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MS10HaroldEndgame01
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You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
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Should we give them another chance, Herbert?
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame01_00054DFB_2
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MS10HaroldEndgame01
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You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame01_00054DFB_3
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MS10HaroldEndgame02
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I'm not the killing type.
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No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame02_00054FA1_1
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MS10HaroldEndgame02
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I'm not the killing type.
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Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame02_00054FA1_4
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MS10HaroldEndgame02
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I'm not the killing type.
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What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame02_00054FA1_2
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MS10HaroldEndgame02
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I'm not the killing type.
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame02_00054FA1_3
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MS10HaroldEndgame03
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You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
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I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame03_00054FA2_1
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MS10HaroldEndgame03
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You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
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Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame03_00054FA2_4
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MS10HaroldEndgame03
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You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
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What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame03_00054FA2_2
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MS10HaroldEndgame03
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You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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MS10_MS10HaroldEndgame03_00054FA2_3
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MS10HaroldNameReveal01
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Well, goodbye for now then, Herbert. Or was it Bob?
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No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny.
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MS10_MS10HaroldNameReveal0_00036B22_1
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MS10HaroldNameReveal01
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Well, goodbye for now then, Herbert. Or was it Bob?
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But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold.
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MS10_MS10HaroldNameReveal0_00036B22_2
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MS10HaroldNameReveal02
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Okay. Goodbye, err... Tree.
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No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny.
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MS10_MS10HaroldNameReveal0_00036B1B_1
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MS10HaroldNameReveal02
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Okay. Goodbye, err... Tree.
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But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold.
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MS10_MS10HaroldNameReveal0_00036B1B_2
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MS10HaroldNameReveal03
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Fine. What the hell do I call you anyway? Herbert or Bob?
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No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny.
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MS10_MS10HaroldNameReveal0_00036B29_3
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MS10HaroldNameReveal03
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Fine. What the hell do I call you anyway? Herbert or Bob?
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But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold.
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MS10_MS10HaroldNameReveal0_00036B29_2
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MS10HaroldQuest01
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You want me to murder you?
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Oh no, no, no. It wouldn't be murder. You'd be doing me a favor.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest01_0002FC5D_1
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MS10HaroldQuest01
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You want me to murder you?
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You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest01_0002FC5D_2
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MS10HaroldQuest01
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You want me to murder you?
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The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest01_0002FC5D_3
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MS10HaroldQuest02
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Kill you? You can't be serious!
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Completely serious. You'd be doing me a favor.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest02_0002FC55_1
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MS10HaroldQuest02
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Kill you? You can't be serious!
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You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest02_0002FC55_2
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MS10HaroldQuest02
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Kill you? You can't be serious!
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The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest02_0002FC55_3
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MS10HaroldQuest03
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Sure. Where do you want the bullet, head or gut?
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I wish it was that simple. No, no. There's only one way you're going to be able to do this for me.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest03_0002FC5A_1
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MS10HaroldQuest04
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How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree.
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How to put this? ...I've been feeling rather "spread out" lately. I think Bob's kinda shoved my insides around some.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest04_00036B1D_1
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MS10HaroldQuest04
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How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree.
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It's hard to tell where everything is, but it's always that way with one's insides, isn't it?
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest04_00036B1D_2
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MS10HaroldQuest04
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How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree.
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Anyway, I believe Bob's carried some of my organs into his root system. I want you to go underground and destroy my heart.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest04_00036B1D_3
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MS10HaroldQuest05
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If I kill you, every Treeminder will come after me.
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Oh no, don't worry about them. When you decide to go down there, I'll have a little chat with Birch and the rest of the gang.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest05_00036B2F_1
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MS10HaroldQuest05
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If I kill you, every Treeminder will come after me.
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They usually don't understand a word I say, but I'll make them come around.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest05_00036B2F_2
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MS10HaroldQuest06
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Why don't you just kill yourself?
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Now how exactly am I supposed to do that? I can barely move anymore.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest06_00036B23_1
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MS10HaroldQuest06
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Why don't you just kill yourself?
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Thanks to Bob, I'm obviously not going to be doing anything for a very long time.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest06_00036B23_2
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MS10HaroldQuest07
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Ok, I'll do it.
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You will? Oh! You've made us so happy! Isn't that right Bob?
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest07_00036B2B_1
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MS10HaroldQuest07
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Ok, I'll do it.
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Just give me a little time to say goodbye to good old Bob and then I'll be ready.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest07_00036B2B_2
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MS10HaroldQuest08
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Look, I really don't want to kill you...
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Of all the Wastelanders I had to bump into it has to be one with a conscience.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest08_00036B25_1
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To self annoyed
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MS10HaroldQuest08
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Look, I really don't want to kill you...
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Let's keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest08_00036B25_2
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MS10HaroldQuest08
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Look, I really don't want to kill you...
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Just think about it, okay?
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest08_00036B25_3
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MS10HaroldQuest09
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Can I have some time to think about it?
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Of course. I know this is an unusual request, but hey, I'm an unusual tree. Well, Bob is anyway...
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest09_00036B27_1
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MS10HaroldQuest09
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Can I have some time to think about it?
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We'll just keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years... you're all I've got.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest09_00036B27_2
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MS10HaroldQuest10
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I'm not a charity. You want to die, cough up some caps.
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Well, I used to carry those pesky caps a long time ago, but I think my pockets are in those shrubs over yonder.
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest10_000BEDD6_1
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MS10HaroldQuest10
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I'm not a charity. You want to die, cough up some caps.
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I'm pretty sure the caves below me are full of all kinds of nifty gizmos you could take on your way to my heart. Help yourself!
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MS10_MS10HaroldQuest10_000BEDD6_2
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MS10TLBurn
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You're mostly a tree, right? Can't I just burn you down?
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Oh, no no no no! Fire would be too painful for me and poor old Bob. Keep that stuff away from us!
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MS10_MS10TLBurn_000BEDD9_1
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MS10TLBurn
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You're mostly a tree, right? Can't I just burn you down?
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|
The heart would be just fine... I won't feel a thing.
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MS10_MS10TLBurn_000BEDD9_2
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MS10TLCaves
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Any information you could give me on the caves below Oasis would be helpful.
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I have some quick questions about those caves.
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Leave it to good old Bob to get me stuck above some caves. Now my dang feet are cold!
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MS10_MS10TLCaves_0004DEFC_1
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MS10TLCaves01
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How do I get into the caves?
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|
I think the best way for you to get down there would be to get the key from the one those loonies call "Cypress."
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MS10_MS10TLCaves01_0004DF10_2
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MS10TLCaves01
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How do I get into the caves?
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|
There's supposed to be some old gate or something back in the other grove.
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MS10_MS10TLCaves01_0004DF10_3
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MS10TLCaves02
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Is there anything down there to look out for?
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|
Sometimes I feel stuff tickling me, but I think that's just Bob getting back at me for all the times I called him Herbert.
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MS10_MS10TLCaves02_0004DEFB_1
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MS10TLDeath
|
You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die?
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|
I've been literally rooted to this spot thanks to Bob for maybe twenty or thirty years... I can't even remember anymore.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath_0004DF0E_1
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath
|
You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die?
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|
Can you imagine being stuck in one place for that long not being able to eat or to read or to sleep or anything?
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MS10_MS10TLDeath_0004DF0E_2
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath
|
You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die?
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|
In the meantime, I have these Treeminders bothering me every day about things I don't even care about. I can't stand it anymore.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath_0004DF0E_3
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath01
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Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it!
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|
I've tried to stay happy, really I have. Bloomseer Poplar thinks I'll live for hundreds of years... maybe even more!
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MS10_MS10TLDeath01_0004DF0F_1
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath01
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Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it!
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|
Can you imagine THAT? Stuck here for centuries? I can't do it, I just want to be alone. Just me and Bob until the end.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath01_0004DF0F_2
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath01
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Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it!
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|
When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath01_0004DF0F_3
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MS10TLDeath02
|
I understand what you mean.
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|
I knew you would. That's why I picked you when I saw you coming.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath02_0004DEFD_1
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath03
|
If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth!
|
|
Hey, I thought that too... at first.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath03_0004DF00_1
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath03
|
If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth!
|
|
I had them sing me songs, I made them do stupid dances and things like that. Bob even told me to make Maple stand on his head for a whole day!
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MS10_MS10TLDeath03_0004DF00_2
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath03
|
If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth!
|
|
After a while though, it just gets boring. Then it becomes a nuisance and now it's completely driving me nuts!
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MS10_MS10TLDeath03_0004DF00_3
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath03
|
If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth!
|
|
When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath03_0004DF00_4
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath04
|
Seeing me approach Oasis is quite a feat for a living tree.
|
|
Maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom, but I swear if I try I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath04_0004DEFE_1
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath04
|
Seeing me approach Oasis is quite a feat for a living tree.
|
|
I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath04_0004DEFE_2
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath05
|
See me coming? That's not possible.
|
|
I'm telling you, it is possible, or maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath05_0004DF0C_3
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath05
|
See me coming? That's not possible.
|
|
I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath05_0004DF0C_1
|
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath05
|
See me coming? That's not possible.
|
|
I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath05_0004DF0C_2
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath06
|
You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...
|
|
You have a point there. Maybe I'm just losing my marbles from all this boredom.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath06_0004DEF7_3
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath06
|
You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...
|
|
I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath06_0004DEF7_1
|
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| Topic
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MS10TLDeath06
|
You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...
|
|
I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that.
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MS10_MS10TLDeath06_0004DEF7_2
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| Topic
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MS10TLGrow
|
How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you?
|
|
It's kind of embarrassing really. Once a year, Bob decides he's going to go ahead and start growing these weird pods filled with tiny seeds.
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MS10_MS10TLGrow_00054F92_1
|
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| Topic
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MS10TLGrow
|
How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you?
|
|
Well, all it takes is a good wind and the seeds just fly everywhere.
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MS10_MS10TLGrow_00054F92_2
|
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| Topic
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MS10TLGrow
|
How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you?
|
|
I call them Herbert's Seeds. He hates that!
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MS10_MS10TLGrow_00054F92_3
|
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| Topic
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MS10TopicBailout
|
I'd like to ask about something else.
|
|
Okay.
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MS10_MS10TopicBailout_0004DF18_1
|
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| Topic
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GREETING
|
GREETING
|
|
So, it looks like you decided to do things their way. How come?
|
MS10_GREETING_0002EEF2_1
|
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| Topic
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GREETING
|
GREETING
|
|
See Herbert? Now that's a nice person for you. Why can't you be more like that!
|
MS10_GREETING_00066CC1_1
|
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| Topic
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GREETING
|
GREETING
|
|
Look, Herbert, he's back. I told you!
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MS10_GREETING_00054E00_1
|
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| Topic
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GREETING
|
GREETING
|
|
Look, Herbert, she's back. I told you!
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MS10_GREETING_00049FB0_1
|
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| Topic
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GREETING
|
GREETING
|
|
Glad to see you're finally awake. I can't believe they made you do that stupid ceremony.
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MS10_GREETING_00049FB1_1
|
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| Topic
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GREETING
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GREETING
|
|
They listen when I talk, but they don't hear... know what I mean?
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MS10_GREETING_00049FB1_2
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss01
|
You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
|
|
Should we give them another chance, Herbert?
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C6174_2
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss01
|
You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
|
|
Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C6174_3
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02
|
I'm not the killing type.
|
|
No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C6171_1
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02
|
I'm not the killing type.
|
|
Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C6171_2
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02
|
I'm not the killing type.
|
|
What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C6171_3
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02
|
I'm not the killing type.
|
|
Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C6171_4
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03
|
You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
|
|
I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C617D_1
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03
|
You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
|
|
Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C617D_2
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03
|
You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
|
|
What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C617D_3
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03
|
You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
|
|
Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinEndgameDisc_000C617D_4
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinGoodbyes
|
I've got to go now.
|
|
Now don't get crazy on me and start wearing branches...
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MS10Fin_MS10FinGoodbyes_000C6175_1
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinGoodbyes
|
I've got to go now.
|
|
Come back and visit me some time.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinGoodbyes_000C6176_1
|
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| Topic
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MS10FinGoodbyes
|
I've got to go now.
|
|
Okay! Wave bye-bye Bob! Oh come one, move a branch at least... sigh.
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MS10Fin_MS10FinGoodbyes_000C6177_1
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