Crazy Wolfgang

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	Fallout 3 character Wolfgang "Crazy Wolfgang"
	Biography and appearance Race Human, Caucasian Gender Male Eye Color Blue (EyeBlue) Affiliation Ernest Roe Role Traveling caravan merchant Location Loops through Canterbury Commons, Temple of the Union, Agatha's house, Paradise Falls, Arefu, Evergreen Mills, Megaton, and Rivet City Dialogue File Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue Gameplay Quests Merchant Empire Combat Style Default aggression Unaggressive confidence Average assistance Helps Friends and Allies Statistics Alignment 500 Good SPECIAL Strength: 4 Perception: 5 Endurance: 4 Charisma: 7 Intelligence: 5 Agility: 6 Luck: 5 Derived Stats Hit Points: 100 Fatigue: 50 Critical chance: Melee damage: Unarmed damage: Poison resistance: Radiation resistance: Tag Skills Shopkeeper (VendorMisc) Barter: 54 Big Guns: 13 Energy Weapons: 15 Explosives: 15 Lockpick: 15 Medicine: 15 Melee Weapons: 13 Repair: 15 Science: 15 Small Guns: 52 Sneak: 17 Speech: 54 Throwing, unused: 0 Unarmed: 13 Level 1.500000 Calculated: 5 → 15 Technical Editor Race Caucasian Editor ID CrazyWolfgang Base ID 00063bfa Ref ID 00063c07 Editor Factions TraderFaction Actor Craig Sechler (MaleAdult04) Special Head Gear Old Coot (BeardGoateeWide) The Gentleman (BeardMustache) EyebrowM (EyebrowM)

 

“

Crazy Wolfgang's got just what you need! Assuming you need the random junk that I've got.

”— Crazy Wolfgang, Fallout 3.

Crazy Wolfgang is an eccentric caravan merchant specializing in the sale of junk. He wanders the Capital Wasteland in Fallout 3.

Background

Wolfgang might act insane, but he only plays the madman for sales. His inventory is mostly random junk, making him useful for finding custom—weapon components or just cashing in gear for caps.

Wolfgang is aware that his choice of shop specialty is unusual and won't, in and of itself, draw a big crowd, so he adopted the persona of a rather eccentric traveling merchant to draw people in. He also considers his use of the terms "junk," "garbage" and other such terms to describe his wares to be a very successful marketing ploy, often using them to rather humorous effect.

Interactions with the player character

Interactions overview

	This character is a merchant.	Caps: 483-1197* Sells: miscellaneous items
	This character can repair items.	Repair cap: 85*
	This character is involved in quests.	Merchant Empire

* after second investment

Quests

• Merchant Empire: Initially, Wolfgang has a Repair skill of 15, but after talking to Uncle Roe for further caravan investment his inventory will expand, and his repair skill jumps to 75. This allows him to repair to 85% condition. After the second investment, he rewards you with 4-7 Stealth Boys, depending on your level.

Inventory

	Apparel	Roving trader outfit
	Weapon	Assault rifle
	Carried items	Stimpak
	Drops on death	empty

Notes

• Agatha includes a shout out to her "old friend" Crazy Wolfgang in her broadcast, saying, "No one can scour the Wasteland and find such oddities as you".
• After fully investing in his caravan, he will then have the highest repair skill of all the caravan merchants. Equipping him with a repairman jumpsuit (reverse-pickpocket) will boost his repair to 80 (88% condition), giving him workman's coveralls will boost it to 85 (91% condition). However this leaves him vulnerable to injury or death, if you are not present when he dies you may lose the item you chose to equip him with when his corpse disappears from the game.

Notable quotes

• "Welcome, sir or madam, to Crazy Wolfgang's Traveling Junk Store! The Depot of Detritus, the Shop of Slop, and the Caravan of Crap! Now, what odds and ends can I, the Craziest of all possible Wolfgangs offer to you?"
• "Crazy Wolfgang's got just what you need! Assuming you need the random junk that I've got."
• "I hear you're the one who's so deeply invested in my junk."
• "Not as deeply as me, of course, but who is, really? I picked up some Stealth Boys the other day, and they seemed like just the way to thank you for your investment. Kudos!"
• "A friend with deep pockets is a friend indeed!"

Related non-player characters	RefID	BaseID
Crazy Wolfgang's Caravan Guard	00052bc2	00069c45
Crazy Wolfgang's pack brahmin	0002d598	00027de5

Appearances

Crazy Wolfgang appears only in Fallout 3.