Well, they let ol' Pete outta jail
He went back to his store
All the women who paid his bail
Were waitin' on Pete to chop some more.
(Chorus):
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
There's an old woman, who's ninety-two
Lives down the street
She said, one thing more I wanna do
Is find ol' Pete and let him chop my meat
(Chorus)
Pete went to church one Sunday night
He gave the preacher a fit
That crazy Pete started a fight
When he went hackin' on the pulpit
(Chorus)
Well, they put him in jail again
They tried to give him life
Pete beat the case, he pleaded insane
They gave him back his same ol' knife
(Chorus)
Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night
Monday he tightened his grip
He started to China to see the sights
Went nuts again and chopped up the ship
(Chorus)
Brought ole Pete back to town
To electrocute him there
But Pete was crazy like a clown
He chopped down that electric chair
He's hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
(He's a maniac!)
He's hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
(He don't do nothin' but hackin')
He's hackin' and whackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat
