Beantown Brewery terminals
The Beantown Brewery terminals are a series of personal logs that can be accessed throughout the terminals located within the Beantown Brewery.
Contents
Terminal
Note: This desk terminal is located on the receptionists desk in the lobby. It is locked?
Beantown Brewery
Welcome Center Help Desk
Brewery tour info
Tours happen every half hour and can last anywhere from 5-6 minutes. Guests are treated to a bird's eye view of the brewery from our elevated walkway. The brewery is not liable for any patrons who fall from the walkway. Guardrails have been installed for their safety.
Tours include a $5 discount from purchases made at the Gift Shop, and a complimentary tasting in the parking lot as guests leave. Temperature of complimentary tasting is not guaranteed.
Tour Price: $25
Complimentary Tasting: $5
Terminal
Note: This desk terminal is located on a desk in the office.
Beantown Brewery
Q1 Data
> Data Corrupted
Q2 Data
> Data Corrupted
Q3 Data
> Data Corrupted
Q4 Projections
Full year capital spending is now estimated to increase over the previous year, thanks to budget tightening and a lowering of quality control in the product, including an increase in the water to wort ratio.
Brand management has also announced a marketing push of Bunker Hill Brew to lower income markets, which we all know spend a larger percentage of disposable income on beer and malted beverages. Gross margins are speculated to increase well into 2078.
Tower Tom's Terminal
Note: This desk terminal is located on the desk in the manager's office. It is locked Novice.
Beantown Brewery
Trouble
Crew's getting restless. Still got plenty of beer but food's getting low. Sent Sparta and her crew out to BADTFL, see if they could find something, but folks are going to start deserting if we don't turn up something edible soon.
Closest reserves are the Federal Stockpile but it seems Lily and Red Tourette's parents never taught those bitches to share. Gonna have to make a move if we don't hear from Sparta soon.
Fucked up Bad
We tried to storm the stockpile but Lily, Red, and crew were dug in like ticks. Wiped out half our men before we could bolt. Dreg and Hook managed to grab a couple of hostages. Maybe we can trade them for a couple of snake cakes.
Least now we got fewer mouths to feed.
JACKPOT
Lily! It's fucking Lily! I'd recognize the bitch anywhere! Dreg brought the hostages from the raid up to my room and the second I saw her, I knew we were saved.
Now Red'll have to deal with us... unless she prefers getting her sister back in pieces.
So Much Food!
FUCK
How the fuck did she get loose?! I chained that bitch to the fucking floor! Was still half asleep when she came at me. I thought I was aiming at her leg... now there's blood fucking everywhere.
Got to clean this up, do something with the body. This can't get out. Red's not gonna give us shit if she finds out her sister's dead.
Problem Solved
Rumor of a fat caravan train drifted in today. Whole crew went to hit it, except it never showed. Cuz it didn't exist.
While everyone was out, I stashed Lily's body in one of the vats. Think she even improved the flavor. That's one problem solved.
But this gang's dead in the water unless the food keeps coming in. And that means Lily's letters have to keep going out. I'm gonna need to find some more pens...