Ha! My real name is Arnold, but everybody calls me Armpit. So what? I'm just an honest guy sellin' rotgut liquor to the sad schmucks in this town. But I got plans, see... big plans...
Armpit is the bartender in the town of Carbon, whom has his own bar there.
His real name is Arnold, but one day someone called him Armpit and it stuck. It is rather strange that he is proud of this nickname. In terms of his bartending business, he is willing to pay money for radscorpion tails in order to establish production of radscorpion liqueur.
Interactions with the player character
During the game, he will be rescued by the player character when the local raiders in Carbon show up to cause problems in his bar. When the player character returns to Carbon after a fight with the mayor Richard, they see Carbon in flames, attacked by the raiders who were enraged at the townsfolk for the deaths of their men in the bar. Jane, the Raider Matron, confronts Armpit, but he is unable to talk himself out of trouble, so she orders her raider, armed with a flamethrower, to kill him. Being burned, but still living, Armpit had an opportunity to say his final goodbye to the Initiate and even gave him/her the recipe for the radscorpion liquor. He died, trying to tell a joke to the Initiate to keep him/her closer to himself, being afraid to die alone.