User:Oferphuxake

=Me= I'm currently a technical writer. (Insert sound of crickets chirping.)

When I'm bored, or between releases at the software company for which I work, I'll come here and turn trash into treasure. Yes, behold the person who comes here to do the same thing in his "free time" that he does nine-to-five to pay his mortgage.

If it weren't for my buddies Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniel, I - like most Irish - would be conquering countries.

Yes, the stereotype is true.

All writers drink.

