Forum:Flying Behemoth, TOP SECRET

This entire story is a joke. I just got bored and decided to make up an interesting story and see if anyone believed it. -Xandus the Legend

The Ziz, TOP SECRET
Outside the Deathclaw Santuary I had just lost Dogmeat to a pack of hungry deathclaws (should have seen that coming). Anyway, this caused me to lose to will to live, as I love dogmeat more than anything else in the game. So i pulled out my fat-man and fired at the ground. HOWEVER, this didn't kill me for some reason. Instead, I went flying into the air!!! My character flew up so far, that I could see the entire wasteland beneath me.

After around thrity seconds of flying in the air, I saw a live behemoth floating next to me!!! What the hell was it doin up here?!?! Unfortunatly, my character and the behemoth began falling to the ground. While we were falling, the behemoth attacked me. In return, I entered VATs and fought it off with my shishkebab. At this point I had to pause the game so I could laugh, as through the entire battle, my charcter and the behemoth looked like they were on cocaine while having a seizure.

Right before me and the behemoth fell to the ground, I pulled out my fat-man and fired at the behemoth. The blast was so powerful, it send me and the behemoth flying in opposite directions. But through some miracle, we were both alive!!! We fell to the ground without recieving any injuries, then the behemoth began charging towards me. I threw down 4 bottlecap mines before it could reach me and stood out of the radius. The behemoth stepped on the bottlecap mines and died. No flying, no bouncing in the opposite direction, and no cocaine seizure. It just died.

I began laughing hysterically when suddenly, dogmeat's body fell in front of me, causing me to yell in surprise. Following dogmeat's body came several deathclaw bodies, and the body of an enclave soilder.

I decided that I would name this weird sky behemoth Ziz, after the giant bird of jewish mythology. I would have put it on YouTube, but the Enclave, Brotherhood of Steel, and NCR took all the recordings I had of the incident, put them in a single file, classified it as TOP SECRET, and hid it at the highly irradiated entrance to Vault 87. -Xandus the Legend

Comments
I'd LOVE to believe your story, but some things doesn't make sense:

(And by the way, did you know there is a beast called Behemoth in jewish mythology? Coincidence? I think not...)
 * How the hell did Ziz (the flying behemoth thingy) appear in the sky? Is he one of the feared Flying Behemoth? Did he get too much gas from eating humans and farted himself up there? Or did he just, you know, step on a bugged bottlecap mine dropped by a NPC?


 * How is it possible that so many bugs/glitches appeared at the same time? Have you used your Fallout 3 disc as a grindstone, or is the entire game just bugged to hell and back?


 * How come that Dogmeat dies so much on you? If you love him so much, you wouldn't have taken him to the Deathclaw Sanctuary? Unless you are... A SADIST! GO WEAR RAIDER SADIST ARMOR, YOU PERV! Sorry, lost my line of thoughts there =S


 * And, lastly, this is the cornerstone in my belief that this entire affair is just made up: You don't have any proof.

Sorry, this may sound awfully cynical, but see it from my point of view: 1. You present an "amazing story", only to say in the last minute that The Enclave took the proof and buried it in front of Vault 87.

2. This story has many similarities to the fake tales of a certain asshole called Maccy Man. He made up stories (for example about finding an M60 at Paradise Falls, claiming that his disc was one of a kind and that I was a swede (no, seriously, and no offense to all you swedes out there).

3. Of course, Dogmeat had to fall down at the last second.

AngryNorwegianDude 16:28, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Man, you made me feel all warm and fuzzy reminding me that Maccy is gone. Broeman 16:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Nah, I kind of miss the troll. Every community needs an idiot, and we are sure lacking one now. Maybe I, the Angry Norwegian Dude. must bear the foul mantle of... The Spammer! (DUN-DUN-DUN!) AngryNorwegianDude 18:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, it is fun to gang up on stupid people [jk, lol]. Broeman 19:01, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

This entire story is a joke. I just got bored and decided to make up an interesting story and see if anyone believed it. Looks like no one fell for it though. -Xandus the Legend

Waitaminnit.....Maccy man the man with no plan I just want everyone to visit my website and acknowledge that there should be more guns and different kinds of guns like big huge awesome guns and aliens and their guns I mean why wouldn't and shouldn't their bee more aliens it would be so cool I just want to ram them in the pooper with my big and various guns and special armor and then shoot them with my M-60 in the head for not liking me and my cool friggin website where everyone can say what they want without fear of being told what to do by the adults well I mean I'm an adult of course and I just don't want to be told what to do and I don't care if you like me but if you can join my website and then maybe we can like each other and come on this website and tell everyone how cool we are and tell them all about how they're shood bee more aliens in fallout 4 when it comes out....he's gone? Aww damn. LVTDUDE 22:19, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Great impression, but Maccy Man the man with no dick is back. Broeman 22:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Well then. Take this Maccy Man! ! . !, '; ; :: . . , '"' ...,,,!  I know how much he loves the punctuation.  Feel free to cut and paste some of those into your run-on sentences once in a while.  LVTDUDE 22:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

What the hell... He's back? Using another nick, or his old one? AngryNorwegianDude 11:19, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, he got banned again about an hour after he joined. What the hell did he think would happen? Broeman 20:16, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Maccy Man(the man with no plan) is umm... was gone? I once offended him by calling him man with no plan on a forum. Also that's an awesome story Xandus the Legend! You should create a Tall Tales Forum!User:Kill the overseer!