User talk:Big McLargeHuge/Archive 3

Yeah, hectic. But I get cashmoney, paper money, foldin money, walkin around money for doing it. It's cleaning bathrooms again, but there is just something about laboring that changes you I think. Hopefully when people vomit, they will actually have the courtesy to make it inside the bowl, or at least make a cursory flush.

Eh, don't get me started on hippies. Just... don't. Now, I characterized you as someone who wouldn't be eating cow everyday, but I didn't expect you to be vegan. Ok, ok, i will supress making fun of your diet choice. I mean, I will try to. *snort*

I don't know if cold-handed could be considered offensive, though people might hear cold-hearted. Iron Fist is not a way to describe someone as good, though open-hand is more beneficent. Anyway, I'm getting off topic.

Oh, reminds me of a screenshot of a forum from some animal whacko site, where this peta-hippie screwball has agonizing over... his head lice. He didn't want them (perhaps you should do that thing where you rub that white thing on you when you go into the clear stuff that comes from the sky, more often), but he didn't want to kill them, and he couldn't find another organism to give it to. I don't think that lice voluntarily all back bags to move to somthing else. Ok, didn't I tell me not to get started on these guys? Dammit, me! Big McLargeHuge 21:22, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Dang, yo. Big McLargeHuge 21:23, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and, uh, funny dream there. Big McLargeHuge 21:50, July 9, 2010 (UTC)


 * Don't worry, I'm not an obnoxious vegan. PETA actually really pisses me off because of their ad campaigns and I think they perpetuate the obnoxious-vegan stereotype, which they do. They also had a particular ad with a shark on it that made me really hate them. They're the ones that cause people to make fun of vegans/animal rights people. A lot of vegans have the wrong idea. Most of them. And if I got lice I would murder those lice. That's like saying you don't want to kill harmful bacteria (which is technically alive...). Like if you got strep throat you'd just deal with it? But honestly... I don't really talk about it much because I don't want people to judge me. It's not like I'm ashamed of being vegan but I just don't like getting into an awkward conversation with a distant relative/friend at dinner. And then people make assumptions about you, and I have to try to convince them I'm not a bitch. But hey, whatever.
 * Lol, cleaning up vomit. Oh my gosh. I would probably end up throwing up myself. But actually I enjoy cleaning (wow that sounds domestic of me) but I never particularly feel like cleaning anything. So once I stop being lazy and clean once my bathroom starts getting gross I like cleaning. I'm weird.
 * I spray-painted some shelves today, and got black-spray-painted in the face. Never give a 12 year old a spray can. Or have them help you.
 * Yeah, my Hitler dream. I thought I'd share such an occurrence. I have multiple dreams many times a week, and I try to write them down. Most of them are actually pretty funny. I don't have bad dreams often, or the common ones like flying or having your teeth fall out. Maybe one day I can publish them somewhere, I have almost all my dreams from the last 3 years recorded. 22:52, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

I'll drink to that. Yep, feel the same way about anti-smoking ads. I just want to light up in spite when I see those. I won't judge you, becuase it seems that you don't force it on people.

Theres nothing wrong with anybody enjoying cleaning or feeling domestic. Recently I have gutted my room, took out a lot of trash, things to sell, and things to give away. Got a vaccume cleaner in there and everything. Feels great! Unleased the dust hell, though. And found that stink...

Oh, speaking of dreams, I remembered this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSwtYVMg17Y

I would love to read about your weird dreams, becuase I really enjoy the fragmented and abstract humors, ideas and imagry that dreams provide. One I had recently was not so nice.

I was going to a soccer practice (which I dont even play. Well, there was dark red uniforms, and it was on a soccer feild, so...), and I did not know which team it was. I saw people gathering, and by the time I realized it was my team, I was yelled at for being late. Now, this is the first time I would be playing in an organized league, and everybody else was playing this for ages, so I had no clue how to do these exersizes. We got all up on this wall, with out arms and legs all up weird, then we all jumped off it, some further then the others, so it was two rows paralell to the wall. Now, the feild was built into a slope, so one side was at ground level, and the other was dug into the hill, so there was a big cinderblock wall. It was night but brightly lit from one side. Anyway, this excersize was to swing an object from one body part to the person diagonal from you, to thier same body part, down a chain. Like a hula hoop swung from my neck, across to yours. I kept getting it wrong, becuase the way it was played seemd like it kept changing. I was trying to emulate the other people, but I cant get it right. Now, the coach, who has weird ideas about soccer warmups, was very verbally abusive, but he looked like the football coach in high school, who is actually a pretty awesome guy. The bad coach would count, like a parent counting before they spank thier kid, or whatever. I was humiliated. I yelled, "Well, maybe you should show us how to do it first!" That didn't help. I think I woke up after that.

I did have one after, that.... you know when you have a dream, that you feel like youve had it before, like you swear you did? I was trying to escape the terminator, who was causing big cracks in the road. I would be driving, or riding in a jeep. Everyone in the car was scared out of thier minds. It was around late fall, becuase everything was frosty and all the trees were light brown and dead. Cars would either dodge us, or try and crash us. When we finally did, it was in a ditch, and the dream would fade to the realms or forget-land, our fates left unknown.

Ok, enough of that. But yeah, It would be a good read, I think. Odd interests, we have. Big McLargeHuge


 * Hahahaha, oh my gosh. Adam's dream about the airplane crash, that's awesome! I've had those before, where I'm like "whatever, I'm in a dream so it's okay". But I've never lost my pants.
 * Soccer practice... Did you have a test to study for or something? Lol. That sucks though, I would've smacked that coach.
 * The anti-smoking commercials irritate me. It's just the obnoxiousness that I hate. Trying to convince people of something by being a confrontative asshole does not work, and actually works in reverse. At least for me. It's like, duh, people who smoke know it's bad for them. That's like running up to a fat person and being like "Fatass! You should eat less! Fat!"
 * When I was playing Fallout a lot last summer I had a lot of dreams that would have subtle Fallout things, like I'd have a crosshair in my dream or an option would come up that would show the 'search' text or something. It was weird.
 * My friend was talking to me about how, in her psychology class, they were talking about dreams. Her teacher said people usually don't have all their senses in their dreams. She said most people don't have touch/smell/whatever, and some people don't have color or sound. She said most people in her class were like that. But I have everything. It's so weird to think that you'd get dreams without your senses. Rip-off. She has lots of dreams too, we were like "we should combine forces and have the most ridiculous dream book ever". But she always has dreams about me dying and stuff!
 * My dreams, without exception, will involve something I either had a passing thought about, or mentioned the day before. Or maybe a few days before. It'll never be something that was a big deal. For example, I'm sure Hitler happened because I was going to suggest to my brother to watch some Hitler movie on Netflix. But I forgot. And the painting in that dream was on a clock panel, which I'm preparing at the moment for one of my friends, but haven't worked on like I should. Yeah.
 * That video lead me to watch this for all of its 17-minute glory. He did sculptures! I'm impressed. And he's crazy. But a good crazy. 03:33, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Dreams, along with timetravel, alternate universes, and the such, are just conversation that can feasably go on forever. Then your head hurts and you never want to hear of it again, untill you forget. Besides, psycology is a soft science :P Ok, I forgot already. I did have a dream that I solved a puzzle I was trying to work on. Then in the real world, I tried it, and pow, it worked. Sometimes, I fall asleep listening to the radio. Now, I listen to talk, so when I hear it on the radio, I see the people talking in the dream. It's weird to sit at a table and have the president yak at you for an hour or two. other than this, I don't find connections between daily events and dreams. Or else I forget I had them. Half of the first nightmare I had in first grade had to do with a sub we had for a month, but other than that, no. How do explain an evil laughing pig and his barnyard friends?

That video of adam was excellent. He can talk, pretty fast, can't he? I can be like him: obsessed about the things that don't matter. Big McLargeHuge 06:24, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, I think I had one of those dreams up there you mentioned. Well, part of one. Last night, I saw somethingo on the sexual revolution in the sixties. So, what do I dream about? What else, my parents trying to get me sto smoke pot, except the paper thin slices wouldnt light, mostly becuase I was sucking on the burning end. But then the familiarity ended, becuase I drive my moms car on the front lawn, and was trying to find a way to get it off. Did n't want to go the safe way, and break down a small wood fence, I decided to drive it off a three foot instead. Big McLargeHuge 18:24, July 11, 2010 (UTC)


 * I'm not interested so much about things like alternate universes, mostly because I don't know that much about them. But at least with dreams you experience them. I don't experience time travel (at least I hope not). Spontaneous time travel. It'd be like spontaneous combustion but not as hot.
 * I watched like 4 hours of Mythbusters the other day because a bunch of episodes were on in a row. I'm working on a painting and it's taking me way longer that I wanted it to (I'm procrastinating on it right now actually) and I've been watching TV/painting at the same time. Plus I need new music to listen to so that doesn't help.
 * Was it that show on hippies that was on VH1 a few years ago? I forgot what it's called. I've seen it. I've had a dream before where I drove a car into a pool but I think that was totally Mythbuster's fault where they test opening the car door underwater.
 * A sub. Like the sandwich? Or the underwater vessel (or as chekov would say... Wessel)? I'd assume sammich because of the pig. OH, I had a dream like 2 days ago about a bird that had like 8 toes on each foot. I blame the Hemingway cats. 01:53, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

No, the hippeis thing was on History channel. 'Sex in '69', cheeky, yeah. Just hairy people spinning around in circles. Anyway, it could have been on VH1, but I don't watch that, so I don't know. My mom is obsessing a bit witht the Deadlyest Catch captain who died recently.

I had a nice lol with the sub thing. Substitute teacher. It's ok, happens to me too much. Speaking of pigs, this week, i'm helping the Sheriff's Office with their ASAP unit, a little. Thats Active Shooter and Patrol. It's a response to school shootings. Saw my old sergent there. She's a brain, but she can kick ass, and not bad looking too boot.

What is your painting this time? More ugly men and hippo fetuses? Big McLargeHuge 02:12, July 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * Oooh, History. Yeah, I forgot what the other one I saw was called... But I don't think it was the same. VH1 is the worst channel ever now, it's all reality stuff that makes me want to die. Apparently it used to be about music.
 * Yeah I heard about the deadliest catch guy, i've never watched the show though. Not too keen on seeing people freak out and catch a bunch of crabs. Hmm.
 * Omg sub. Now it makes sense when I re-read it. Hahaha! Win.
 * Yeah, the painting. It's ol' boris again, lookin creepy and holding a carton of soy milk. No hippo fetuses unfortunately. My brother said I should be one of the sign painters at our local Trader Joe's (idk if you have any near you, it's like a health food store sort of), and then he was like "but you couldn't draw boris for their posters because he's creepy". So I did as a joke. Or, I am. It's almost done, but drawing that little picture on the carton and the background I'm procrastinating on.
 * School shootings? That sucks. My brother was in the shooting at NIU a couple years ago. Wait, what are your gun laws there? I always wondered if it was more or less common in the places where they allow guns. 04:19, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Same with MTV. And TLC. And the Travel Channel. Man, they kicked ass. Now they just suck. We have got Trader Joes around. Not a place I go, at all, really. Well, you art people are all a little touched.

I am not sure about the gun laws here, you know, compared to IL. On the spectrum of Alaska to New York, we are certianly closer to New York. My dad was able to get a concealed weapons license, and it sounded not difficult, but not as easy as ordering a burger. There is an interesting loophole: an unlicensed conceled pistol is illegal, but you can just walk around with a shotgun. I'm not saying people do, nor would you not get stopped by the police.

I think that loose gun laws are better, personally, but that requires all gun users to use, handle, clean, shoot, discharge, reload, store, etc etc etc thier weapons properly. I know that 100 percent of people wont do that. But it is a freedom given to us. Besides, shooting is fun! I do know that they are weapons, that is why safety, education and respect of the weapons is paramount. Now, I don't belive in guns willy nilly. Felons and predators should not legally get guns. A few days waiting period sure, but not a wait for a year. My critizism of gun control is that good citizens surrender thier weapons, but the bad guys wont. You got at least 5 minutes for the police to arrive....

Balance, balance, balance. People forget that life is not binary, but that is how it ends up being, a pendulum. When one method fails, they swing to the opposite idea untill it fails. Then they go back tho the one they dropped before the last one. Clear as mud? Ok. Good.

Sorry if I'm projecting a bit. Again. Big McLargeHuge 06:02, July 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * Uh, I don't know that much about our gun laws here. I know in Chicago they just passed one but I don't even really know what it allows or doesn't allow. I can just sit here and hope dumb hicks don't get licenses. I'm okay with it as long as stupid people aren't allowed to have them. Of course, you can't really do anything about that. I know if I lived alone in the middle of nowhere I'd get a gun or something because I'm paranoid about people breaking in to my house. I'd have like a can of mace in every room in case someone fell through my window. Lol. But yeah, I think the new law makes it so you can get one but they take a month or two to check your background or something.
 * I've never shot a gun before. I obviously wouldn't go hunting with it. The only hunting I'd do would be a creepy rapist breaking into my house. Lol. Have you ever been on that sexual predator website? You can type in your area code and it tells you where all the creepers live. In other news, have you seen the movie Little Children? Part of it is Jackie Earle Haley being a child pervert. Just reminded me. I just saw it a while ago.
 * I shouldn't be allowed to type anything at 2 am. That whole thing was just about predators. 07:23, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it is approx 0152, so I should also be not up, but I am, not are me. Whatever. But yes, you should abstain from typing at such an hour. I mean, nothing sexyer (sexier?) then talking abut predators living nearby your house. I'm going to weld shut my window tomorrow.

I don't hunt, but shooting a few rounds at target is unlike anything that you have ever done before. It doesn't make someone violent, as long as they follow the rules and know what they are doing. Serious gun people are very strict when it scomes to gun safty. But yeah, drunk hicks. But thats profiling. And profiling is wrong. Unless thier white, so i guess it's ok. While the chances are very low that a person will forcefully enter your domicile with the intent of forced intercourse, it is good to know what to do in a situation like that. The implements of destructions that are availible is really up to your choice. The taser is a nice choice too. Just remember to have a backup. It's like I'm actually giving advice if this were to really happen. Good Lordy.

Well, it is 0205, so I'll just say, Good night friend, sweet dreams, and my they be without violent felons. But it's you, so I guess anything can happen. Big McLargeHuge 09:06, July 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * No felons last night. Lol. Yeah, people who think guns make people violet... That's stupid. Even worse is the "violent video games and movies make people violent" argument. One of my friends argued that with me and I was like... Facepalm. Real gun enthusiasts are not crazy. And hillbillies usually only hurt themselves, haha.
 * There's this 'Spy Shop' in San Francisco that I visited when I went there. They sold mace and stuff. The guy working there said mace nowadays has some kind of fluorescent color added to it so when police find someone they can blacklight them and be sure it's the person who was maced and that they just weren't crying or something. Fun fact. They also sell dog mace, I think. Sad! 18:36, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

"Pepper spray" was first developed for postmen, who would use them against dogs. Dog bites hurt, and they can cause infections. Have you seen the huge fire extinguisher ones? They are huge, used for like, bear defense. The Mythbusters had a good episode about flammable sprays and stuff.

I love to saterize video game lobbists. Like if I am having a dgood time, I will say something like, "I love this headshot simulator!" Even if headshots arent possible. Remind me, i have butt-load of games for sale, if you're interested. Got to be rid of them before I leave home. Big McLargeHuge 00:53, July 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * Lol, fire-extingusher sized pepper spray? That's epic. Yeah, idiots who can't train dogs shouldn't own them. I think it should be harder to own a dog, because stupid people fuck up dogs and then they can turn aggressive. I don't really believe in there being whole breeds that are aggressive, it's just certain people like certain stereotypes of tough dogs and then they expect them to be aggro and encourage it. Or they can't train them properly. Add dumb people to any situation and anything can happen. It's like having a kid, except you can't put your children 'to sleep' if you mess up.
 * I should have deleted that last sentence, but meh. I saw the pepper spray Muthbusters, where they did the flammable tests. And there was a stun gun too that caused a spark and stuff caught on fire. Woo.
 * Dunno if there are any games I really want atm... Leaving home? Yeah, I have to do that soon. I'm potentially going to end up in Colorado to learn bronze sculpture there. Not school exactly but more like apprenticeship. I'm going to contact some people about it once I have more 3D work to show for myself. The only stuff I don't want to leave is my entire bookcase and my dog. 23:03, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Moving out. You know, that Job Corps thing i've blabbered about a few times. It's either Pacific Basin near Moses Lake WA, or Tongue Point OR. If Pacfic Basin is more strict on cell phone/personal lap top use then Tongue Point, then I wouldn't mind living in Boregon for a while.

I'm getting a small slice of it now. The computer, the computer that has Fallout 3 and the G.E.C.K. on it, recieved motherboard failure, so, looking for a new one. But it's taking time, becuase I'm not the one choosing. My incredibly slow old man is. It's like the traash compactor scene in Star Wars, but very, very slow.

A dream about dodo's. Hm... Big McLargeHuge 23:42, July 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * OH my god. The Star Wars trash compactor scene freaked me out so much when I was a kid! I saw the old star wars when I was really young. I swear that scene made me claustrophobic for years when I was little. And it was super slow. And there was that eyeball monster- wtf? Lol.
 * Tongue Point. Interesting name.
 * Our other macbook, the one that can play Fallout and Fallout 2, just got a system update. Now Fallout 2 (which I recently acquired) is getting messed up. I wanted to screen record Myron creeping on a female character since that isn't on Youtube. But I can't get it to do it without freezing. I'll find a way, dammit.
 * Yeah the dodos is totally because of the Adam video. I was thinking about it the other day. Well, it was kind of like a vulture/dodo bird. And I thought about the Hemingway cats, which have extra toes, that I saw in Key West last month. There were other birds and animals I think but I can't remember the rest of the dream. I think I got woken up by some landscaping people and it got wiped away. 02:19, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh fun fact, it's Adam Savages's birthday today, according to Twitter, which is never wrong. I would get an exploding birthday cake if I were him. 02:25, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Adequate news! Got the computer resurrected, and as long as it does not turn off, I'm fine. Can continue work on my Scrapyard Home on the geck. Purchased the new computer. It will be long week, waiting for it. I forgot that the only "computer" you have is a macbook, and old pcgames work to the not degree on apple products.

Jeez, that cat wants to kick my ass! My cat doesn't. She's just laying there on the futon, snoring, loudly. Shes old, and deaf as a post. She's skin and bones. Not much time left for her. It's too bad, becuase she really got to like me over the years.

Heh, Myron. I wish I could insert the dialogue myself, so when he gets angry when I suggest a jet cure, I can be all like, 'No sex for you, tiny!' Thats a funny thing about F1/2, there is a lot of alternate dialogue, like the Overseer tryting to get the waterchip rom the dumb vaultdweller! Big McLargeHuge 06:45, July 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * Haha, I was trying out using a dumb, but charismatic, character. It's funny having people say "You're a few fries short of a happy meal, aren't you?" but it sucks because nobody will have actual conversations with you. I'm thinking of starting it again with a not quite aaaas stupid person. Being dumb really sucks after a while. Especially when people take your money and you can't do anything about it cause you're stupid. But some of the dialogue options are pretty priceless. Like when your only two options are "Pretty fur" and "Ooooh, pretty".
 * That cat does look pretty evil, lol. I didn't see that one when I went there. They have a cat cemetery there and the cats all are/were names of famous people. I remember gravestones for a Frank Sinatra cat and Marilyn Monroe cat.
 * My aunt has an old cat that's super skinny also. She got it when I was really young so the cat must be about 16 or older. He kind of just hides when anyone comes over. But he looks like a horror movie cat or something.
 * I'm glad to hear of your computer's Jesus-like achievement. Iiiii want a scrapyard home! Damn PS3. 03:07, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

I remember using falche to custom create *cough*cheat*cough* my own character. 10 CH, but 1 IN. It was funny to see the smiling faces of Tandi and Aredesh slowly droop down as I blubbered giberish at them.. Reminds me, I'm playing F3 again, but with a new character save I downloaded. African American Albino. Weird, but a beautiful job was done. She's high charisma, speech and barter. Trying to be neutral, but not be the whole steely emotions type you imagine merc being.

My scrapyard home is modest home. A lot of the player homes are waaaay too extravagant. I want it to look like it it came with the game. I was going to use the bus home that nathan and manya use, but then I saw an airplane fuselage in the yard. It is used for the armory in megaton, so I directly ripped that interior. The lights, counter, some of the storage, etc. are the same. I added furniture, a mini fridge and everything. The outside I clean up only a little, which is suprising, becuase I love to cleanup witht the geck. I basically fixed and added fences. Ok, I'll just provide a link to it later. Nothing fancy, really.

My cat is is just laying here, enjoying a nice belly scratch. Somehow, she snuggles her way under bedsheets and blankets, when nobody is watching. A few times I have accidentally sat on the snoring mound.

Oh, Captain Kirk just did a totally awesome move. He disabled a guy by pushing his foot into a guys stomach. Big McLargeHuge 07:30, July 17, 2010 (UTC)


 * Cap'n Kirk does the best fight scenes in the entire world. Have you seen this gem of a fight scene? Lol. I love how slow the one with the Gorn is too, it's classic. Speaking of, have you seen Tropic Thunder? Ben Stiller is watching the gorn fight in his tent in the jungle and when I saw it I basically yelled out "STAR TREK". Mini nerd-out/spaz.
 * Is an african american albino even possible? Like actually? I guess so... That's eeenteresting. I've only done 2 Fallout 3 characters, one ended up neutral my first time playing, and the other was evil.
 * I think if I had the geck I'd spend a ridiculous amount of time making creature mods. I'd learn how to do 3D stuff and make some mutated monstaaarrrrs.
 * One of my new favorite quotes from my dumb character was in Vault City when you go up to the vault in the side of the hill and my person says to the guards: "Me go in big HOL in side of hill". Purely because they spelled "hole" stupid and in all caps. I'm wondering if I should restart it though. Or maybe make myself gain at least 1 IN point somehow, because it's really annoying that nobody talks to me. I could probably hax0r it but I don't know how since I think the game files are different in the mac version. 05:54, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, yes, the Gorn scene. Can't say I've been able to sit though it's intirety. Can't say I've seen tropic thunder either. Ever since the heartbreak kid, I've pretty much stayed away from stiller movies. Well, most of the time. What do you mean? Is the albino possible in-game, or real life? Well, ingame requires a mod, but in real life albinism is mostly seen with black children.

Man, I woke up sick today. I feel ok now, but I missed an outing today. I thought it wasn't worth a risk. I mean, getting the shits on a nature trail? No thank you. Sure I could have spent all day with my friend, but after something like that, socializing becomes awkward. They took my sandvich with them too. Besides, some of the people who are going are a bit annoying, anyway. So, I went back to bed, and went to dream overdrive. Putting them together would be like trying to rearrange a jumble that was changing every minute. I do reemember waking up from one, muttering, "Theat was some weird shit!" Big McLargeHuge 22:55, July 18, 2010 (UTC)


 * Haven't seen the heartbreak kid, although I did see Zoolander and I thought it wasn't very funny and it was extremely overrated. My friends all love Will Farrel too and I think he's not funny at all. Same with Adam Sandler and Robin Williams, they all try too hard. And Jim Carrey. But yeah, Tropic Thunder isn't really just about him. It's on TV all the time nowadays.
 * Yeah I meant in real life. I didn't know it was most common in black children? Whaa? Fun fact.
 * Haha, this morning my dad called our house phone and I was asleep, and in my dream I had to enter in my computer password in order to answer the phone, and in my haste I kept typing it wrong and couldn't answer it in time. I didn't realize until after I got up and saw I missed a call that it was actually the real phone ringing.
 * I've had tons of epic dreams over the past few days, multiple ones per night. I haven't written any down because there's just so much stuff and I forget them after a few minutes. I almost always get dreams when I take a nap.
 * Lmao, shits on a nature trail. Gross. My friends want to go camping soon and I'm like, no way am I staying overnight in a tent with you guys. It's just really draining for me to be around multiple people for long periods of time. Especially when they're annoying. Yeah. 01:27, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Zoolander is always a favorite around here. All those guys have thier moments, but it's not my comedic preference.

I'm suprised you didn't look at wikipedia for that information. Reminds me, I spend an hour researching cat behavior. Cat behavior.

Oh man, I am just remembering the freaky/kinky/weird/bat-shit insane dreams I've had over the last few days. I do remember feeling like somebody sucking my back with a vaccume cleaner. I swear, it was hot air too. I remember, I was running from the police, then I was police (my brother is a policeman. And I almost got ticket the other day, and I helped with police training. Go figger.). And there is one that I would not describe to you in a public forum like this. It is just to weird to explain. Usually I would not have a problem, decribing a dream about doing it, but the context is just wrong. I'm sorry, just don't judge me too much.

I know what you men staying a while in closed spaces with weird people. I thinkng you would want to spend quality time, one on one, interpersonal blah blah blah. Did I use interpersonal wrong? I probably did. Big McLargeHuge 01:41, July 20, 2010 (UTC)


 * LOL, I think you should contemplate whether you have a vacuum cleaner fetish. Um... Reminds me of something in Bruno... Worst movie ever. But nah, that's not really weird. It's hard for me to find things weird in my dreams, since they're not based on anything having to do with reality so it doesn't really make any particular thing 'weird' or not, you know?
 * I've never really had sexual-ish dreams. I'm trying to think... A couple times I've been male in my dreams though, but it's not like I ran around fucking everyone, lol. Oh wait, yeah, once I, like, threw Tom Waits onto my bed. I mean... It was like a 2 second dream so nobody got any action, haha. But he's not really like super attractive, and he's like, what, 60 now? Thanks, brain. But not to hate on Mr Waits, he's my lawsuit idol!
 * Ah man, I just hung out with some of my friends tonight. What sucks is that my friends think that no matter what, we have to hang out until at least 12 or 1, even if there's nothing to do. Then I'm sitting around listening to their conversations and just spacing out and thinking about other things. That sounds really mean of me, but I can't help it :P
 * Whenever I hang out with one person we end up having really weird discussions. Actually my oldest friend and I usually have these really kind of inadvertently depressing conversations or talking about dreams. She always has dreams that I die in! And her boyfriend. Makes me kind of concerned. 06:04, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Bruno=Borat-Humor(Originality+Senability)/Intellect. Ok, so the deal was that I was slowmo jumping onto a bed with tacky 70's bedsheets, you know the kind you have to sleep on when you stay at grandmas. When I feel that warm vacuumee (i'm just gunna botch vacumme for the rest of my life). I even worked my finger in there and I CAN FELL THE SUCTION, thinking, WTF? I think that is when I woke up, and actually said, 'Thats some weird shit'. No foolin'. Oh, and I mentioned I was police. I was in a "high risk entry team", searching a freakin mansion for the bad guys. Who were shooting us. Guess what that police training was about.

Well, i'm sort of relieved that you are ok discussing sex, at least in dreams. Well, the few that I actually remember... Just as I am about to, uh, tab a in slot b, one of many things happen: Time slows to a crawl; AAAH! Theres someone coming (heh)!; AAHH! Theres a zombie outside(not coming)!; Ah, no, you you'll have to wait a little longer; We're related?!?! FFFUUUUUU-; and the greatest pain, waking up. I was never angsty as a teen, but you think my subconsious could have cut me some slack. Oh, and even though I do have my own fetishes (lets just say I like furries. ON FIRE.) vac-youmz are not one of them.

So you don't like groups, nor being with only another. Weirdo... My problem would be starting conversations. It's not much of a problem when conditions are perfect, but i'm an aspbergered, ADD-ified nerd, so it doesn't happen often. Especially with, people like you. You know, girls. Oh sure, I sound fine here, that's because I have a backspace key. But you seem ok; we seem to have awkward similarities that seems to not be stopping the fire that is this conversation. And I'm very glad I'm having it. But when those conditions are right, I would love to just sit and talk from sunset to sunrise, preferably in that desert, atop a large rock with the whole universe above us. But when things are not in the relams of fantasy, I do enjoy the company of friends and associates. Except the friend that I mentioned before, of course.

One last thing, what has you concerned? The fact that you die too much in dreams, or that she dreams of her bf too much?

Ok, friend, take care now.. D-don't go and die on me. Big McLargeHuge 08:06, July 20, 2010 (UTC)