Forum:Fallout Jokes

FALLOUT JOKES
I just thought it would be a good idea to have jokes that only true fallout fans would understand. You want to put a joke up, go ahead. Please put the jokes under the correct categories though and follow the correct format. Universal is for jokes that all fallout fans would understand, the seperate games would only be understood by the people who play that specific game. Not sure if your joke will be understood in other games? Put it in Universal and someone will put it where it belongs. (if your joke may be complicated, give an explamation with paratenthesis). If you like a joke, put a '+' under it. no '-' though please. -TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 22:54, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

UNIVERSAL
How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?
 * They don't need to, they just hudle around the glowing one!TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why don't ghouls use bathrooms?
 * Toilet paper makes them shed!TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

How many lives does an irradiated cat have?
 * 18 half lives.-robotic butler-FOfriki 05:21, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Wastelander pick-up line,
 * Hey, you wanna rig my shotgun? --Tag! 02:44, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

A ghoul went to a doctor.

"Doctor, doctor, I have this horrible rash!" he﻿ said.

The doctor replied: "Son, that's called your face!" --68.48.54.64 07:11, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yo momma's so ugly deathclaws run away when they see her.DarthOrc 03:52, September 9, 2011 (UTC)DarthOrc

FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
Why was the BOS bunker abandoned?
 * BOS used to stand for Big Ole S***=JW

Lily walked into a Nightkin bar and the bartender said Why are the Great Khans such a bad gang?
 * "sorry singles only" (Some nightkin think they are 2 people)=TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * There all Cons-JW +

BOS pick-up line,
 * wanna mod my Gauss Rifle?-TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hay baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Vally? Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  12:25, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why can't Powder Gangers and Boomers ever be together?
 * There relationship is 'explosive'-JW

Wha't REALLY happened to Little Jimmy?
 * Leo killed him-TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

What's Papa Khan's father called?
 * Big Daddy Khan! (Big Daddy Kane reference) Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  12:25, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why is the White Glove society really known as the Whit Glove society?
 * Someone stole all their white hats!-JW
 * There enormous Michel Jackson fans. Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  18:22, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Your mom is so ugly
 * She was accepted in Caesars Legion as a mongrel.--FOfriki 03:45, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * She got the nickname Burned Woman. Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  18:22, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * She is forced to ask Tabitha for beauty tipsKetija998 20:30, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
 * Feral Ghoul Reavers flee at the sight of her. --Tag! 02:20, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
 * She managed to buy Jimmy's services (in Casa Madrid Apartments) --Tag! 03:10, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
 * the Think Tank couldn't find where her head was located. --Tag! 03:27, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Your mom is so stupid
 * She needed Lupa's brain to function properly-TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 22:54, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
 * Lobotomites confuse her as one of them. Pat  :3  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/vaultarmory/images/2/23/Gif_dancinggir.gif 02:27, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
 * No-bark Noonan can't even understand her. --Tag! 02:29, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

A guy walks into Goodsprings, sees a Ghost and faints.
 * He wakes up in Doctor Mitchell's office, and sees it come in with his Diagnosis

FALLOUT 3
Yo mama so fat
 * she went up to a supermutant behemoth and tripped over it!-TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 11:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * The Children of the Atom mistook her for an undetonated bomb. Yes Man default.png 02:52, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * she has less mobility than harold.--FOfriki 05:21, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * She counts her weight in Megatons Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  12:08, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * Liberty Prime thought the chinese took china to him. Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  12:08, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * her gut could feed the whole Wasteland for a week. --Tag! 02:59, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Yo Mamma so ugly
 * The Trogs give her beauty tips

You know your breath is bad when,
 * Swampfolk offer you Listerine.DarthOrc 05:35, July 16, 2011 (UTC)DarthOrc
 * Feral ghouls spawn in your mouth. Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  21:09, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
 * Tenpenny Tower thinks she's a ghoul just by smelling her breath through the intercom-TheGhoul&#39;sMutant 22:54, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
 * You accidentally breathe on the megaton bomb, and it explodes. --Tag! 02:25, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

FALLOUT 2

 * You are so ugly, Angela Bishop became sterile when she looked at you. --Tag! 02:32, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

FALLOUT

 * You are so ugly, when you tried to rescue Tandi, she said "No thanks".DarthOrc 22:48, August 2, 2011 (UTC)DarthOrc


 * Your mama's so ugly, when she fell into a vat of FEV she came out looking exactly the same. --Tag! 03:20, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Your mama's so ugly when the Overseer sent her out he sent her out for a reason

FALLOUT BOS
You know you're an idiot when you play this game. Pat  :3  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/vaultarmory/images/2/23/Gif_dancinggir.gif 02:25, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

You know that your a stupid freak of nature when you:


 * have played this game on apocalyptic(hardest Difficulty) and won.
 * Have played this peace of shit twice on apocalyptic and won.
 * Know that there are only 3 characters the rest are copies with different models, and you have all the "Characters".
 * When you think that even in real life stop drop and roll works for both fire and radiation (If you get radiation on you in the game just roll you will lose it!) Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  22:06, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Understand any of the above references to Fallout:BoS --Tag! 23:04, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

FALLOUT TACTICS
You know what's funny about Fallout:Tactics? There's only one thing good about this game: it's set in the Fallout universe.

Discussion
I just wanna thank The administrators Yes Man and Jspoelstra for helping me get this forum page up.

- Just want to say I'm very flattered that someone thinks I'm an admin. I'm just a user. That's all. 01:38, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

opps well ur good enough to be one. your karma is very good67.186.157.34 01:47, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

This is so fun! I think I might bookmark this page! --Tag! 02:32, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Under the "Fallout BoS" section it should just read: "Self explanatory" 5t3v0 11:05, September 11, 2011 (UTC)


 * Hahah Well done tag! xD! Terrorblades  - This is recorded live at  15:47, October 4, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you everyon for the compliments :)67.186.157.34 19:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)