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My Rules of FALLOUT (1,2,3 and NV)


 * 1) Cardio.
 * 2) Double tap.
 * 3) Beware of bathrooms.
 * 4) Bobby pins are good for more than hair style.
 * 5) You gotta shoot 'em in the head
 * 6) Enjoy the little things.
 * 7) Avoid Enchiladas.
 * 8) Kitchenware is your friend.
 * 9) Rocket jump, Bad Idea.
 * 10) Scoped hunting rifle = Win.
 * 11) Avoid Nuclear weapons like the plague.
 * 12) Avoid the plague like the plague.
 * 13) Call shotgun, always.
 * 14) When in doubt, know your way out.
 * 15) Travel light.
 * 16) Blades don't need reloading, unless you throw them.
 * 17) Analysis will save your life.
 * 18) Take care of your weapon, and it will take care of you.
 * 19) Low profile.
 * 20) Keep your friends close, and your enemies in your scope.
 * 21) Grenade Jump, See rocket jump.
 * 22) Shady sands shuffle, Best idea ever.
 * 23) Radio announcers are not to be killed.
 * 24) If it's bigger than you, you need a bigger gun.
 * 25) Don't die.
 * 26) It's completely normal to not move for hours on end.
 * 27) MIRV jump, Have you learned nothing?
 * 28) Mines do not make good pillows.
 * 29) Never be afraid to get your hands dirty, just wash them afterwards.
 * 30) V.A.T.S Is your friend.
 * 31) Save the holy hand grenade for mutated rabbits.
 * 32) Conserve ammo.
 * 33) What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds on the second attempt.
 * 34) What does kill you, kills you.
 * 35) Dont stop believing, hold on to that feeling.
 * 36) When negotiations fail, resort to shotgun diplomacy.
 * 37) Know when to run away.
 * 38) If you know more than your enemy, exploit that knowledge.
 * 39) The craps table at the Lucky 38 is rigged!
 * 40) Decadence isn't easy, is it?
 * 41) House always wins.
 * 42) Hugh Laurie always wins.
 * 43) Giant Mushrooms are not your friend.
 * 44) Bean bag rounds HURT!
 * 45) Be careful who you let give you a shave.
 * 46) Robots make terrible Cooks/Doctors/Housekeepers.
 * 47) Shape charges make good lockpicks.
 * 48) Always keep track of your companions.
 * 49) Contrary to popular belief clowns DO taste funny.
 * 50) Riots make good distractions.
 * 51) If the bartender offers you a brompton cocktail, refuse.
 * 52) Vault 106 is a great place to vacation.
 * 53) Get used to dry weather.
 * 54) Drink Nuka Cola, bottlecaps have to come from somewhere.
 * 55) Trust no one, not even the voice in your head.
 * 56) Never be afraid to do something reckless, just have an auto save ready.
 * 57) Be open to all culinary possibilities.
 * 58) Talking to a tree doesn't neccesarily mean you're insane
 * 59) The mutated toe WILL NOT kill Frank Horrigan in one hit.
 * 60) Against a horde of cannibals, power armor makes you little more than canned food.
 * 61) Brahmin tipping is more fun than it sounds.
 * 62) Surprise attacks only work once.
 * 63) The N99 will never let you down.
 * 64) God mode is for wimps.
 * 65) Enjoy your stay!