User talk:Fat Man Spoon/Archive 1

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Skill infoboxes
The Template:Infobox stat page has an example for every type of stat it is used for. In the case of skills, the "modifies" field is supposed to give a short general description of what the skill does. For example, in the case of Barter the field says "Prices when trading" or for Small Guns it'd say something like "Damage with Small Guns". -- Porter21 (talk) 20:44, 26 April 2009 (UTC) So what would it say for lockpick? Fat Man Spoon 21:07, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
 * For FO3, I'd say "Chance for a successful "force lock" attempt". As far as I'm aware, you can always manually pick all locks, no matter their level - the skill modifies the chance for an automatic attempt to work though.
 * Regarding the vandalism to my page, some people just can't help it I guess ;-) -- Porter21 (talk) 21:47, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, ok - didn't know that. Haven't had low-level chars for quite a while and lockpick is always on of the first skills I max :-) Just put both then - i.e. "Which level of locks you can pick Chance for a successful "force lock" attempt" (  creates a line break). -- Porter21 (talk) 22:02, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
 * No worries, no problem :-) -- Porter21 (talk) 22:21, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

The link points to Category:Energy Weapons, not the Energy Weapons page itself :-) Besides, that wouldn't be possible, links pointing to the same page they are on are not shown as links but as bold text. -- Porter21 (talk) 22:27, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank you...
...for ur kind words !! <D  CryonBrion (Talk) 17:59, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Me
Yes, yes I am. As are you. -DragonJTSLeave me a message 23:27, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

RE:PC
Yeah,depends on how good the laptop is,if its a shitty little piece of shit,then it wont work

Hope ya get it soon Werewolfhell 14:39, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Theres probably as free actually legal download site where you can get them at no risk to your security or information Werewolfhell 14:50, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Gnome Spies eh?
--DragonJTSLeave me a message 22:37, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

I have Protection. Fat Man Spoon


 * I has teh ultimate weaponz

Werewolfhell 16:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

He's STILL alive? Fat Man Spoon

YOU BET YOUR ASS HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!



Get past this, 'Al'. Fat Man Spoon

I have a better alternative



Mix albert wesker with liberty prime,and you have a way to open that door lock,,but in truth I COULD DO IT CUZ THE ROUTE IS EASy Werewolfhell 16:42, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

From the outside? Fat Man Spoon

He can still punch through his head,you fail kitteh,and now i must tempt you to my side Werewolfhell 16:48, 13 May 2009 (UTC)





Re:bring it on
ok then,here is my weapon

Video:FREE COOKIES|300px|right|go on,you want one so so badly

Images
If you guys are going to upload tons of images, please remember to add them to the appropriate categories (in the case of your recent uploads this would be Category:User page images). Thanks. -- Porter21 (talk) 17:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Put the instructions here please Porter. Fat Man Spoon
 * Simply put the categories in the "Summary" field like you would in articles (e.g. ). -- Porter21 (talk) 22:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

my bad
worshiped, worshipped,

i shouldn't trust the firefox spellchecker 8) --96.243.180.70 20:30, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Hired Help
You're probably right, especially since all those ways to kill her can probably be condensed down to 3 or 4, there's a fair bit of repetition (use Sandman perk, kill her when she's outside smoking, use silenced weapon in Sneak mode and the Psychotic Prankster way). -- Porter21 (talk) 22:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Better :) I've switched the order around though so the first point doesn't read "Another way". -- Porter21 (talk) 22:47, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Well, you can check the community portal for stuff that needs doing :) Personally, I'm just destubbing and generally cleaning up at the moment. I'm going to go to sleep soon though. -- Porter21 (talk) 23:02, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Simms
When did you get those options? I never got those except the last one when I was evil. Just curious.Kingclyde 21:52, 21 May 2009 (UTC)kingclyde


 * ok cool, I didn't revert the edits when they were removed by the anonymous person because I only recognized one of them, plus I actually got work to do at work lolKingclyde 22:03, 21 May 2009 (UTC)kingclyde

Re: References
No problem at all. We've all got our off days. Important thing is you were going back to fix it!

By the way, nice to meet you! Mr. Sully 20:49, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Today's burning Question
Feel free to answer with your crackpot theories! (Please sign your posts, I like to know who answers.)

Question time is over.

am en yur uzer payge aksin wher yer kesh-chins r. Big McLargeHuge 03:31, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Teh governanents taked tem. Fat Man Spoon 09:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I can uze dem on my yooser paigez? Werewolfhell
 * joo can Fat Man Spoon 10:15, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I can now celebraight with kookiez!!!!!!!! Silly Person 10:17, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
 * No, cos I eated your cookie.
 * So,you eated my cookie,eh

BlackEdge 10:23, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Previous Questions
Q:What are your opinions of Broken Steel? 16/5/09

A: Should be free so I can try it. Though, once I get my own PC, I can 'get' it for free. ;D --RockandRhyme 19:30, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Was Operation: Anchorage worth the money? 15/5/09

A:Yes,the kit you can get make broken steel A LOT easier especially against those fucking reavers Werewolfhell 14:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC) B: no. couldn't go back, perk sucked, rifled glitched, sword = shishkebab, and armor weaker then existing set. --DragonJTSLeave me a message 18:33, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Is the battle over, Werewolfhell? 14/5/09

A: probably not --DragonJTSLeave me a message 15:10, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

A2: no way in hell.--ASL93ratjar 22:11, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
 * It's just that he hasn't responded today. Fat Man Spoon

Werewolf, this is command. Come in, over... Werewolf, please respond, over.--ASL93ratjar 23:08, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I think he failed my 'Survive this!' challenge. Take a look. Fat Man Spoon


 * Nope,still alive and well and ready to kick ass and chew some bubblegum(ANd this time i brought some gum) Werewolfhell 14:16, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Where are the Squirrels that Squirrel-on-a-Sticks are made from? 13/5/09

A1:In a campfire by some people who think that it tastes better than iguana(Fuckers) Werewolfhell 14:40, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

A2:Those "squirrels" aren't really squirrels. They're laboratory mouses used for early FEV experiments. --D4rkSh4d0w 17:22, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Guess where I live. 12/5/09

A: Toronto, Canada, or in the Fallout Series, Toronto, US. --RockandRhyme 20:59, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

A2: Azerbaijan --D4rkSh4d0w 21:01, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't live in Canada. Fat Man Spoon

A3: Cookieland? --DragonJTSLeave me a message 22:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

A4: Somewhere in New England?--ASL93ratjar 22:14, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Keep Guessing! (I won't tell you if you're right.) Fat Man Spoon

You eated my damned cookie! You fiend!--ASL93ratjar 23:09, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
 * No i eated your cookie Werewolfhell 14:34, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Why does the sky in Fallout 3 look brown? 11/5/09

A:Cuz global warming and Al Gore.--ASL93ratjar 22:29, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Damn you Global Warming! But seriously, why is it like that? Fat Man Spoon 22:33, 11 May 2009 (UTC)


 * I think it is brown because of all the gases and radiation. Also could be ash and dirt floatin' around I suppose.--ASL93ratjar 22:37, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Q: What happened to the Cats? 10/5/09


 * A:See: Cat for the canon answer. Ausir 23:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Did chernobyl ever meltdown in the Fallout Universe? 9/5/09

A:Yes because that happened in the 60s and the fallout universe timeline starts in the 30s.


 * Huh? Fallout actually diverged from our timeline in the 1950s, and the Chernobyl meltdown happened in the 1980s. So no, it most likely didn't happen. Ausir 23:26, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Why is there no cheese in any Fallout game? 8/5/09

A:Every piece of cheese in the Vaults was eaten within 6 days after they sealed. Every piece of cheese that survived the war was hunted down and eaten within 8 days after the Vaults opened. Any piece of cheese created after the war is jealously guarded by its creators and eaten before anyone can steal it. No one sells cheese because they keep it all for themselves. And finally, no one shares the secret of cheese making because what people don't know can't be tortured out of them. --Macros 22:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Q:Why does Aqua Pura kill Water Beggars? 7/5/09

A: Because they are really picky, and hate the brotherhood of steel, and will kill themselves, rather than drink anything they have touched. CarlOnFire

Note

 * If the question is already answered, please, by all means, still post your own. Not totally serious responces are OK. (But not idiotic ones.)

Waitaminute
One of your missions is to kill a werewolf?Well then.BRING IT ON!! BlackEdge 19:44, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * No it's about how you can't kill a Werewolf. Fat Man Spoon 19:47, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You can really,all you need to do is dismember him or make his explode with boredom or laughter,hey..............Dammit BlackEdge 19:48, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Butter. Fat Man Spoon 19:49, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
 * "Buta'd toast" ah the shitty memories BlackEdge
 * On the subject of killing a wwerewolf:Decapitation works just fine Werewolfhell 18:29, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy Mays, eh?
Alright, in the interest of avoiding tasers, I declare my undying loyalty to the Spoonfield Estate. Where do I sign up? Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:31, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * As far away from ol' Billy as possible. That man is scary. Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:42, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Crap. Caught between "Maryland" and Billy Mays. I pick "Maryland". Assuming Desmond and his CIA buddies don't kick our asses first. MI6 ain't got nothin' that can save us now. Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:53, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hamsters? Are you mad? Just look at what Uncle Sam does to Jackson's Chameleons! Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:04, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hamsterzilla? Well, would you look at that. You've re-instilled my confidence. But... don't rodents eat... CHEESE? Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:18, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I see. Hmm. That explains... so many things... But how are we going to use Hamsterzilla to defeat Desmond and take over the Old Calvert Mansion? He's a Ghoul; they taste nothing like werewolves. Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:29, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Ron Perlman is going to eat Desmond for us? Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:38, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Now see, that's why you're the suave British Agent/Scientist, and I'm the lowly techie escaping the Mid-west, Brotherhood Inquisitors hot on my tail. You need a guy like me. For comical situations. Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:54, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Excellent choice, sir. You won't be disappointed. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:14, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy mays?Its over,im done,ill take Your side now.....damn you billy mays Werewolfhell 16:16, 7 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Chicken. Chuck Norris is still out there, somewhere. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:18, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hmm good point....er...i need to slip out a minute Werewolfhell 16:19, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah as Fawkes Norris. Fat Man Spoon 16:20, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't worry. Chuck Norris has an eleventy in Strength, but only a 4 in Perception. Mostly because he always has ninja blood in his eyes. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Haha! he has made a vital mistake! He says he is in Fallout 3, when we are in fallout 4! Fat Man Spoon 16:30, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Just in case... Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT!
Aww, you're too kind. I love Bill Nye. I'm just gonna copy-paste this onto my profile, thanks. I'm clearly not worthy of your presence. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:48, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Am I fired already? Man, you gotta let me embelish a bit. You might have a cool picture that looks exactly like you, but I don't. Sugar, sir? Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:25, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
 * No. No no no. I love the picture. Maybe a bit too much, but that's beside the point. I just... overreact a smidge. That's why I'm Nitpicker of the Wastes, not Nitpicker of Civilization. Those fools in the Erie Straight wouldn't trust me with a sharp object. They were probably right too... Umm... I thought the scientists were too busy tinkering with their tasers to make tea. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:43, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Hi!Normally id join werewolfhells battle against you,but seeing what you can do,i wont win,i submit myself to the order of....er....Lord Spoonfield? Chaoswolf75 15:11, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Have you ever played Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel? Stool would be a compliment in this case. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:17, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * No.......Andmay i ask WHAT THE FUCk are you talking about? Chaoswolf75 15:18, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I made sure to avoid it.  Fat Man Spoon 15:20, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Tell me before i pray to the spaghetti monster to kill you...... Chaoswolf75 15:22, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * What the fuck do you mean 'what the fuck are you talking about'? Fat Man Spoon 15:23, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You talk about the brotherhood of "Stool" Chaoswolf75 15:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * It's written on your user page. Fat Man Spoon 15:25, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't think that Chaoswolf75 can be trusted. And I think he knows that I don't think I can trust him. But I don't think that he knows that I know his self-destruct sequence. It'd have to be a last resort, of course, but at least the option is there. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:29, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh god not this again,first my brother who puts on that (Authentic sounding) drill sergeant voice and quoting sergeant dornan,now you quoting that pathetic pathetic weasel colonel autumn

RE: Nickname?
Nitty. 'Nuff said. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * He chips a nail, he's got Mighty-Mendit. These products could work to our advantage. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:13, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm not about to get my ass handed to me in a video war, if that's what you're thinking.
Video:This is all I got.|thumb|300px|right Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:14, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, your movie beats mine. Damn ninja bartender. I sort of have Live... I'm not terribly good at anything that deals with expensive stuff, and the 1-month Silver membership is probably expired. That and Fallout 3 is the only 360 game I have. I only got the thing because PS3 wasn't getting DLC. Until now. Sons of bitches. Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:30, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Whoa. I didn't think that anybody could legally say that about Halo 3. We are alike, you and I. Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:41, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Let's get down to Brass Tacks.
I'm a part of the Holy Bacon quest, right? What is the Holy Bacon quest? I assume you've already planned this out, right? Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:43, 7 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Crap. Astley has infiltrated the Enclave, and is going to use Project Purity to distribute the Rick-roll laced Modified FEV mind control over the population! ...Okay. On to Holy Bacon. Is there anything I must include besides Tribals and Bacon? Anything I must not include besides Canada? Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)


 * It's coming along nicely. However, I'm caught on the subject of a reward. Any brilliant ideas? Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:15, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright, I'm pretty sure it's ready. Just need to figure out where to put it. Your talk page is hardly an acceptable quest venue... Also, where is the "pound" key on a qwerty keyboard? Or are they francs? Dinars? Euros? Nitpicker of the Wastes 13:39, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Unfortunatly, that's one of these: #. Stupid laptops. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:58, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Still nope. Perhaps it's because this is an American laptop, and because we of the U.S. of A. don't use that key. Oh well. User page it is. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:04, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright, the infobox is up. First impressions? Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:25, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I know, I tried that too. The quest template doesn't like Fallout Eleventy. Wonder what happens when we get to that point... Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:45, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Ack! Sonofabitch already has three quest templates! I'll get started on the lore right away! Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:03, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * And there we be! How's it look? Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:58, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy Mays
Yea I saw your article on Billy Mays so I looked for him in the game and there he was! Thanks for the adivce! Now combat is easy AND hilarious--FawkesGamer360 22:22, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you :D

Vandalism
Can I ask that you do not vandalise any page on the wiki. I'm saying this in referance to the Talk:Mothership Zeta (add-on) In which you posted a youtube video with no referance to the game. Thanks. TheLoneWanderer2 21:23, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh ok. Thanks for filling me in. Kinda new to this wikia stuff. TheLoneWanderer2 08:48, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Here's your dog.
Don't you just want to drink him up? Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:29, 9 June 2009 (UTC)


 * You did ask for a "cute recruitable dog *WinkWink*". He's a random encounter inside coffee mugs. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:34, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

!
Eh, 120 years to take over seems more... planned. I mean, the Brotherhood could do it in twenty, but that's not much of a gap between 3 and Eleventy. I like the idea of a growing landscape. Harold's plants grow, I get Linden's Power Armor... Anyway, I think I'll take The M60, if you'll tell me what "The M60" is. For Queen and Country will need to be awesome, having an epic boss fight. Of course, if the players side with Werewolf, they're going to kill me. I need a cool, evil-sounding soundtrack. Not metal. Any ideas? Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:55, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Added a smidge more, because I haven't used that antimatter picture anywhere today. Maccy Man, huh? This is getting cool. Well, as cool as Maccy Man can be, I'll get him slaughtered somewhere along the line. Or maybe a boss, a crazed lunatic, weilding the only weapon capable of defeating the guy with a price out on my head. He dies. I'll make sure of that. Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:48, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I am finally accepted for the first time in my life. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:27, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Whoa. I'm going to find my combat helmet now. This wouldn't be our prospective fist-scrapper, would it? Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:01, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Mr. 75. It was a part of the Ball gag discussion. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:15, 10 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Problem solved. Now we can kill both of them. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:20, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Pansy! You aren't drinking enough Red Bull! Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:59, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Secret Weapon X
We need a similar DNA contribution... and then... we hunt down the final component for Secret Weapon X. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:30, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Your gonna fight wolf with wolf eh?DOnt bother.....wolfs are shared in blood...we cant kill each other. Werewolfhell 15:50, 11 June 2009 (UTC)


 * The M60 is a quest item, not a weapon. Maccy doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, and can't make it work. Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:21, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, if only AngryNorweigenDude where here. I can't stop laughing. Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:58, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

And now, we wait. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:31, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Red links
The only way to avoid red links is doing what I did, hiding the whole line by setting it to "empty". Entries in that field being turned into links is preset in the template. -- Porter21 (talk) 18:32, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * On second thought, a way to have entries in there would be to "break" the template by enclosing your entry in square brackets (e.g. [Example]). The entries will have three square brackets around them then but at least there will be no redlinks. -- Porter21 (talk) 18:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Depends on how you are trying to rename it - adding something to the template title links to a different template indeed. The FO3 quest template has its title preset due to it being only for one game, you could however use the standard Infobox quest template and use the games parameter to set the title to whatever you like. -- Porter21 (talk) 18:46, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Like this:


 * -- Porter21 (talk) 19:22, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Statistics
Across all of wikia probably. -- Porter21 (talk) 20:55, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Fallout Eleventy Places.
All shall be revealed in time. We will have the single greatest, longest Fallout fiction-quest on the wiki! Mwahahahahaha!... Anyway, we've got plenty of time. I'm thinking of a unique Light Support Weapon, the Beefeater. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:56, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Clancy's Combat Helmet on the skeleton's head, its lifeless digits clutching the Beefeater... This unique weapon stuff is easy. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:07, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Worry not. Everything is going according to plan. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:09, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!
thanks man, i like mah box! also boosh on billy mays there--JoeHanSon 07:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

The Final Battle
Behold! His forces are everywhere, stealing, murdering, annihilating everything that stands in their way! Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I wouldn't leave you... I'm just... dead. Working on my revival. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:34, 12 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Hmm... A second infobox? Why hadn't I thought of it? Nitpicker of the Wastes 00:03, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Meryl makes her appearance! Wooh! Nitpicker of the Wastes 01:15, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Cue flashback. Please elaborate. Nitpicker of the Wastes 14:47, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Awww... No flashback? Ah well. [[User:Nitpicker of the Wastes|Nitpicker of the

Wastes]] 14:57, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


 * You CAN put it on my user page at the bottom and title it "Flashback" Werewolfhell 14:59, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Taunt him with what? "Oh, look at me, the brain in a jar." I don't do torture. Well, not to people who aren't from North Korea... Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:31, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


 * The U.N.? Pansies. They provided "relief" to Africa. Have you seen Africa recently? Still a shit-hole. But, it's a U.N. sanctioned shit-hole. Only the U.S. can invade and get away with it. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:42, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Gee, thanks Lt. Thomas Morgan, Intelligence and Logistics. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:48, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Everybody shoots the Chinese. Even the Chinese. Just ask Lt. Zachary Loyd, Anchorage, Alaska Security Detachment. Damn Anchorage. Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:56, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Tanks, hmm? And for free... Nitpicker of the Wastes 00:01, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Free-free, or you-chucked-a-grenade-down-the-hatch-and-took-it-for-yourself-free? Nitpicker of the Wastes 00:09, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy Mays article
Can I make an entire page on Billy Mays? Just as a joke? If so, where would he be found in the game if he were in it?
 * No. It'll get deleted. Fat Man Spoon 18:13, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry if I am insulting your intelligence, but...
You have considered that Secret Weapon X has to shoot silver bullets in order to kill Wolfy, right? Just occurred to me (considering he is a creature of myth anyways). AngryNorwegianDude 21:34, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Seeing a si mixed chemicals into my bloodstream...silver is out of the question...same with trolls and annoying high pitched gay men Werewolfhell 14:49, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I have no idea where you're going with this. The wolf won't listen to reason. Should I have Meryl grab her Desert-5 and snipe his ass, starting the huge, climactic battle? Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:02, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Due to natural wolf instincts...if she did that me....id wesker dash up to her and ahnilate with one punch....so ask yourself...do you really wanna do that? Werewolfhell 15:06, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, that's real descriptive.
Fish? Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Norwegians? Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:14, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

The Dodo? Please tell me you have a plan. Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:35, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

RC spam
less please, or at least make it a minor edit from now on. Amorality 15:43, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * It isnt spam........Werewolfhell 15:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Dumbass. It does show up if you check the minor edit box. He's the dumbass, not you. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:50, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Can we kill him now...i aint seen good gore for ages Werewolfhell 15:51, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Have an augument with him. Keep him busy. Fat Man Spoon 15:52, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Na....no fun Werewolfhell 15:53, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Go on, you're good at it. Fat Man Spoon 15:54, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Ok.

Re: V101
You better have a plan. I've never merged pages before. Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:04, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

So, just copy the info, and paste where it seems relevant? Let's give it a go. Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:10, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay, how would I go about doing the lists? Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:15, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Test Message
I do apologise for my current situation, but technical difficulties have developed, and I am currently stuck being an observer. I.e., I dropped the damn laptop. This message sent via Sony Playstation 3. I expect to be back soon. Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Thats great (Not) Im Watching You,bitch. 18:13, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh goody. We can put the thing on hold for a while. Incidently, MY laptop smells of burning dust. All the time. Fat Man Spoon 18:16, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Mines sometimes hasa blue screen....and i doubt that has anything to do with me throwing at a wall to kill a fly Im Watching You,bitch. 18:17, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Fear not. It's insured. Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:19, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Never mind. Battery pack just got screwed. Back in action. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:56, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Vault 101
Looks decent to me, I'm however not so sure about the "history" bits for each section. I know they are leftovers from the other articles and they're probably relevant enough if you have seperate articles for each location but in the Vault 101 article they more feel like clutter (to me at least). I guess it'd better to expand the article's "History" section to encompass the events of the main quests (they're just briefly mentioned in one sentence) and "Trouble on the Homefront" instead.

And just a small thing, the main entrance is also on the upper level, isn't it? Should probably be moved into that section. -- Porter21 (talk) 21:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Granted, it's a seperate map cell but I think it's on the same level as the hall where the Holdens are shot. From the Overseer's Office, you go down one set of stairs (which takes you to that level) and there no stairs either behind the door connecting tunnel and entrance nor behind the door connecting the "guarded" door and entrance. ANd since the locations are grouped by levels, I'd simply add it to the atrium level. -- Porter21 (talk) 21:26, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * By the way, did you guys intentionally leave Lone Wanderer's Apartment (2259) seperate or did you overlook it? -- Porter21 (talk) 21:30, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, the whole discussion about deleting those articles came up before and Ausir didn't want them deleted. I'd suggest you talk to him. -- Porter21 (talk) 17:25, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Re: Vandalism
No problem, probably just someone trying to be funny. -- Porter21 (talk) 06:43, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Stupid Higher-Ups.
Yeah, it's shit. I can't understand their reasoning for it... Make it easier for vandals, but strange for the people who like html code. Dumbasses. Set it to "off" in the preferences. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:04, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Furnishings? Dammit Spoon, I'm a doctor, not an architect. I really think nobody cares how many stairs Vault 101 has. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:15, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Well, as long as you know what you're doing, and these pages hang out in Satan's suana, go right ahead. P.S., have you seen Floor Covering? Newark's out of his damn mind. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:28, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * So, just mark 'em for deletion, and laser-paint 'em for airstrike? Seems easy. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:44, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * If Porter's previous rage was a "slap on the wrist", I don't want to see the guillotine. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:27, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah crap. Jumped the gun. Okay, if Porter's not gonna slit our throats, Ausir probably won't. You go first. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I like to believe that we admins are in general fairly reasonable people, so no worries ;) If you want to read up on the old discussion, you can find most of it at User talk:Newark67 and User talk:Ausir/Archive 3. -- Porter21 (talk) 17:42, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Fairly reasonable, yes. People, no. You guys are all-powerful and inspire fear in our, the lesser-minded mortals, hearts... anyway, I think Grizzly has the right idea. If things turn against our favor, maybe his words will carry more weight. As a last resort, of course. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:51, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Ah crap. Ausir says they stay. Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:32, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! What is the goddamn point of those fucking articles? We spend an age TRYING to improve this place by purging it of the fucking useless pieces of Neawark Shit and Ausir keeps them. BOTHER THIS NONSENSE. Fat Man Spoon 18:39, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * FWIW, I don't see why anyone has an issue with *too much* information. So what if Newark's articles describe minutae? Some of us are actually interested in that. The fact that some other people are not should simply mean that those individuals avoid those pages in particular, not scream for their removal from the wiki at all cost. Really, people, chill out, live and let wiki. Your idea of improvement is not a universal definition — Game widow 18:41, 15 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Oh man. I'm sorry guys. It was rash behaviour. Good lord I feel like a prick. Fat Man Spoon 18:43, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Its ok....we all act like that occasionally...unless you have barely any emotions (Like me) Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 18:44, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Wiki is not paper. We have no space limit. They are useless to you, but at least some of them contain interesting background information, and even those that don't are harmless and may be of interest to someone (like they were of interest to Newark), e.g. a full catalogue of all world objects could be very useful to modders. I spent an age reverting your pointless edits, which you did even though you knew the outcome of previous discussions on the same topic. Ausir 18:43, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Back in action.
Whew. Thanks for that. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:38, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

""All gamers want is multi-coloured dross with the depth of a spoon." -Yahtzee

"Hey Roman, you want to go to the strip club?" -Niko

"Niko, there is nothing your cousin likes more than TITTIES!" -Roman


 * SMACK* -Me

"oh, Hit me in the nose why don't you?" -Peter/David

"Ok. *SMACK*" -Me

Enjoi. Fat Man Spoon 22:49, 15 June 2009 (UTC)"

What does this even mean? I don't speak Romanian. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:51, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Have another userbox of shame. Seems I've taken up User:Benjamin Malin's cause. Nitpicker of the Wastes 13:27, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I just have to ask you. How do you catch these crap pages so quickly? Meat Cannon was one minute into its ruining of the place, and bam, you slap a delete on it. I have to figure this out. Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:13, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Its a fun widget that adds the recent changes sidebar. Everytime you change page, any new edits come up. I was just lucky to catch it as it can up. Fat Man Spoon 19:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

That's nifty. Thanks. Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:22, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Video:BarackRoll|thumb|300px|right Sane men can dance Spoon. Pay attention. Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:04, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

You can't stop the Barack Roll. Nobody can stop the Barack Roll.

Yep. In the span of one day, I have developed ninja reflexes... by staring at this thing. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:47, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

We'll split the articles. Do you want finding them, or writing the snarky comments in the reason section? Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:53, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't care really. As long as they are destroyed, it's all good. My personal favourite was your 'This article is stool'. Fat Man Spoon 15:56, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

What happened?
Why were you 1 day banned? What forum thing?  λ T 23:54, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I think Ausir...
I think he's either got an ego problem, or a rather large stick up his ass.  λ T 19:35, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Halp?
Hey...can you organize my user page so it looks less Cluttered?I'd do it myself but i'd fuckk it up Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 16:50, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking...
Should we have character specific endings regarding the fates of all the survivng characters?It'd give it more flavour Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 17:10, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Your new mansion.
Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:10, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Meh...to easily destroyed....a single misssile would send it bye-bye Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 17:11, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Have you ever been in a battle dirigible, sir? They have reinforced plates coating the interior of the balloon. That, and there's, like, seven of them. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:13, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * TThere are missiles that tear through reinforced plates....cant remember what they're called though Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 17:14, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * They're called Barack Roll point-blank perimeter defenses. ABOVE ^. Watch it, and weep. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Not all that funny Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 17:23, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'll have more qoutes. I have a counter-Rick Roll for every occasion. Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:09, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Because we all know Richard Simmons is a gay duck, incognito...
Video:Funniest video EVER!!!|thumb|300px|right Pray for their souls. Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

MAN THE DOORS!
MACCY MAN! He's back! Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:41, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Clyde's heading up a forum purge of Maccy Man, but... Jesus, he was here for a while. If hadn't slipped and posted on a talk page, and if I wasn't watching the recent changes thing like a hawk, who knows how long he would have gone unnoticed. Nitpicker of the Wastes 00:31, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Final things
Ok...you should add effect and more details to most things in your questline...like characters health etc.....also....should "Cheese" have a good permanent effect?The PC did have to do a lot of dangerous tasks and fight two werewolfs.....so....what about a 50 healt bonus and a 60 AP increase...a good reward i think.....oh and we still need character specific endings Time to die,bitch. 15:35, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * ALso...do you want an endings section or not? [[File:Fo2 Bozar.png]]Time to die,bitch. 15:59, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yeees. Fat Man Spoon 16:02, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Good...should i run the endings by you or should i just up and put them on the page? [[File:Fo2 Bozar.png]]Time to die,bitch. 16:03, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Stick em here first. Fat Man Spoon 16:05, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * This is nitpcikers

"Nitpicker....Spoonfields unlucky assistant,continued to serve him....assisting in things such as the ahnilation of trolls and the final creaton of mass produced cheese....10 years after Wolf's defeat however...nitpicker's brain was placed in an artificial copy of his own body...allowing him to lead a (Semi) normal life."

This is mr.75's

"Mr.75,who had constantly been berated....insulted and left behind by wolf...joined up with spoonfield to rebuild britain...however....his service was lost when 20 years after his brothers death....he was killed in an experiment regarding a new tesla cannon...now Mr.75 is known as "The Big Little Brother" for his up and down life"

Ill post the others up soon...im still trying to find the document folder i saved 'em in Time to die,bitch. 16:09, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

A Request
Greetings Lord Spoonfield III. How would you like to serve under me, the great Lord Xandus, and act as a commander for my mighty order? -Your master has arrived

I'm asking if you want to be in the story on my main page. -Your master has arrived

The story is as follows: I, the Lord of Xandus Castle, have been funding a project known as Black Mesa. The goal of the project is to create a portal which links our planet to another named Trollulus. During the first mission, the main character (who can be you if you want) goes with Gordon Freeman to get the blueprints for the portal device from a friend of mine in Russia. After the blueprints are retrived, the portal device is built and activated. However, through the portal arrives an army of trolls, led by the monster known as Maccy Man. He destroys the Black Mesa lab located in Florence and lets his army loose on the world. The next mission involves protected Xandus Castle from the beseiging troll army.

That's pretty much all I've got so far. I plan to add AngryNorwegianDude in later on if he accepts. -I am the one true king

Novgorod was the capital of Russia during the medieval age. -Dance for me Monkey Man!

Re: Work XP
Can you explain what you mean? Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:12, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Nope. We don't got dat 'round here. Of course, I do live in Small Town, USA. Although, I've got more technical knowledge in my left big toe than the rest of the population in a 10-mile square radius... That's why Point Lookout scares me. I know people like that. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:21, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
 * How to be as vague as possible... If it's not the middle of nowhere, you can certainly see it from here. Might as well be Montana. Currently hailing from the great state of Whishconshin. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:33, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Re: George-ia
No. Wisconsin. Typed as spoken by the locals... "s" becomes "sh". Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:33, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

lol Billy Mays
I have a quote for the picture you have of Billy Mays. "Billy Mays here with the Plasma Rifle! One of the fastest and easiest ways to kill a mutant! *shoots a mutant* Kaboom! And its head is gone!"

RE: DESERT, EH?
Yeah, but its pretty boring view: Only Rocks and sand. Only Las Vegas Ruins

== O HAI. ==

Y'know, it's the darndest thing. I actually have a life besides the wiki. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:04, 20 June 2009 (UTC)


 * EDIT: No I don't... Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:05, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Right Butter 15:05, 20 June 2009 (UTC)


 * ALso fat man...take one quick look at my user page...i have my own weapon now biatch Butter 15:49, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

YOUR gun
Badass characters need a badass gun...so i made you one.

Our is equal...mines does more damage but has less critcal multiplier and cost more AP to shoot....but yours is the opposite..and i know the gun in the picture is an airsoft but those bastards on resident evil.wikia dont have a better image Butter 16:44, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really!? What the hell, man!? Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:05, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Jesus-fucking-Christ-on-a-stick! That was the scariest thing I've ever seen! Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:08, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Huh? My bio belongs on my page. If they're curious about me, they'll click on the numerous links to my page. If they're curious about the quest, they'll stay here. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:34, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

This Fallout Eleventy sound pretty wacked out... when does it come out? TheLastNinJew 16:25, 21 June 2009 (UTC)The Last NinJew
 * Never.Uless bethesda are chepa bastards and steal our idea...least we can sue them for it Butter 16:26, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Bethesda ain't gonna make it. Fat Man Spoon 16:28, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Some one should. its got its story all made up and everything. and it sounds awesome. TheLastNinJew 16:31, 21 June 2009 (UTC)The Last NinJew
 * It's on my to-do list, right after raise the dead and fix Van Buren. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:32, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Well...i do have a nice little modding engine...i could build fallout eleventy out of the fallotu 3 engine...but i'd need 2 months and aa lot of patience...and frankly...if 10 people can agree on it...illl start work on it...ok? Butter 16:34, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You lie. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:36, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I dont lie...only the |Myster Stranger magnum thing was a lie...thats it...anyway...get 5 people to agree and ill start working on fallout eleventy...thank god i have some money....god knows how much some people charge to be used in games....or mods even Butter 16:48, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I would buy it, if only my mac could run it or it was on xbox... TheLastNinJew 16:45, 21 June 2009 (UTC) The Last NinJew
 * It is possible. Fat Man Spoon 16:46, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Really? Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:48, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * It could be DLC for Fallout 3 lol TheLastNinJew 16:50, 21 June 2009 (UTC)The Lat NinJew
 * Or a standalone mod...you know...tell me who you wanan voice the characters and il try pay them to do the voices....and no brad pitt Butter 16:51, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't think the voices would work. If we used microsoft sam... Fat Man Spoon 16:53, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't do my own stunts. Nitpicker of the Wastes 16:54, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I can do a ton of voices....even british and indian voices...i could voice half the damn cast...and im 4% norwegian so speaking The due's lines would be easy Butter 16:55, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * How the hell can you be so specific?
 * Ah. But, can you speak the language of the deal? Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:05, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Language of the devil you mean?Its latin actuually....and i know latin a lot Butter 17:07, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * No, I mean Billy Mays's dialouge. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:08, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Show me. Butter 17:10, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:12, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Pah...easy Butter 17:14, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
 * This is sounding just a bit too good to be true. What mods have you made already? Pararaptor 06:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

VTHG Anthem
I'm coming up with an anthem for the VTHG. If you have any suggestions, put them on my disscusion page. Here's what I've gotten so far: -Say hello to my not so little friend!

Video:Kazakhstan National Anthem Video...Thanks Borat|thumb|326px|left

Video:BarackRoll|thumb|300px|right]] [[User:Fat Man Spoon|Fat Man Spoon 20:21, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Video:THIS IS SPARTA!!! (music video)|thumb|300px|right

Video:NATIONAL ANTHEM OF XANDUS|thumb|300px|left

Video:Monty Python Holy Grail Full Theme Song|thumb|300px|right

Video:Resident Evil 5 OST - Wind Of Madness HQ (Wesker Battle)|thumb|300px|left|Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:41, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

i have to say that i love your little fallout eleventy story.... its effin hilarious. havoc131

Can I be in the troll hunters? I haz instamash! AND A PLASMA POWERED SUPER BROOM. I also have a fleet of flying sharks with lasers attached to their heads! FanonCannon 14:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

First Impressions?
I got yer postcard. Y'know, the one with the lighthouse on it? Anyway, I found some InstaMash, and I will be posting where and how many. One is in a cupboard above the ovens in the Calvert Mansion kitchen. Nitpicker of the Wastes 13:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Can I be in the troll hunters? I haz instamash! AND A PLASMA POWERED SUPER BROOM. I also have a fleet of flying sharks with lasers attached to their heads! FanonCannon 14:04, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Didn't I leave you in a crumpled, broken heap with your head jammed up your ass?... Anyway, I've been up and down the coast, there's only one damn pre-placed box of the stuff. Random loots don't count. There wasn't even any in the big mind-fuck in Walking with Spirits. Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:04, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Fallout Eleventy
Can I Get Involved With The Program?--MrNiceGuy 19:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Fallout Eleventy
Can I Get Involved With The Program?--MrNiceGuy 19:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Yah Bastard

Fine.
I won't spoil anything. Just... stay away from the USS Ozymandias. It's my ship. You can't have it. Also, did you enjoy the Quantums? Nitpicker of the Wastes 14:55, 24 June 2009 (UTC)


 * So? How was the mind-fuck? Enjoy the Schmault-Tec presentations? Mwahahahahaha! Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:01, 24 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Just talk to him. "NO, DON'T TOUCH THA-" Ka-boom. Awesome. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I was... 10, 15 seconds off the boat? I was fascinated by the little popcorn holders strewn about, so I looked around. Caught a glimpse of somethin' moving past a building. I grabbed my Combat Shotgun, ran after it. Rounded the corner... and I was in front of the biggest damn Bloatfly I've ever seen. It was four feet tall, an' hungry. I'm like "Holy shit!", fired, missed, damn near pissed myself. That was before my first encounter with the swamplurk. They be like Reavers, just more like crabs... Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:15, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

I KNOW! Depending on your reaction to Elder Scrolls, the place is either enchanted, or fucked up. I think it's so that the swampfolk do more damage. They could have enchanted every weapon, so as to overpower the folk and leave you with a rediculously piss-weak shovel, or just ramp up the damage. I find myself losing tons of HP to Glowing Ones and Mirelurk Hunters. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:43, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Yep. Combined with the swampfolk having a Perception of... moonshine, you'll be able to get many sneak-attacks here. Place was made for the Preforator. Nitpicker of the Wastes 15:55, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

0_0
???--FawkesGamer360 17:30, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Our little bear cub.
I'm sure it's Ruzka, yet mine shows as Ruzko. Strange. Damned Bethesda and their shitty performance. They nailed the atmosphere, but broke everything else. Nitpicker of the Wastes 20:46, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Swampfolk
They are creatures (to be precise, in the GECK their creature class is Super-Mutant - that's probably more due to laziness than anything). -- Porter21 (talk) 21:26, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Sure, go ahead. -- Porter21 (talk) 23:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

faith
please mighty prophet share with me you're divine wisdom, so i can fully understand the mysteries of the instamash.

Tracker vs Trapper
Well, the translation in my version fits both (although Tracker is slightly closer) which is why I had to ask :P -- Porter21 (talk) 19:45, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Re: Help
I already replied ;) -- Porter21 (talk) 21:10, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm German. -- Porter21 (talk) 21:30, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Holy Fail.
Man, that was a lot of fail. Who has time for this crap? Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:06, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

VTHG = FAIL?
Are you guys waiting for a theme song, or what? Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:29, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

spoon, I rate your fanfic 9/10

I'm back. Did Porter get him? Nitpicker of the Wastes 23:14, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Buses
Yay, you wait ages for a comment on your talk page and then two come along at once, lol.

Anyways cheers for the comment and if you need me I shall be englishering. =D

I dont do macks, I'm much more the free and easy naturist type. Theres nothing more liberating that running through the hilltops with only mist to protect your modesty.

Note to self, must be carefull with true statements I can has sarcasm. Lyco499 20:24, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

RE:Madwolf4456
Madwolf edit, thanks for answering, I'd like too do background checks on new editors.--Jack Black 21:29, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

RE: Devil's Shovel
Okay, I hope so. Nitpicker of the Wastes 00:35, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Flame War!
Lord Spoonfield, Nitpicker and I have declared a Flame War upon each other. You must choose a side in this war. I suggest you join MY side. -That Legendary Motherfucker

Motherfucker! You have made the wrong choice. Just doing my job. 14:19, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Video:Rambo vs Murdock|thumb|300px|right|Let's play a game. It's called "Rambo Says". Rambo says shut the hell up. -N

I'm rooting for you. Now, who made my videos not work? Just doing my job. 15:14, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

What are you going to do with Billy Mays dead? TheLastNinJew 17:07, 28 June 2009 (UTC)TheLastNinJew

He died. I bet it was Vince Offer...

Traitor!
How dare you betray me, a fellow communist and VTHG member! You WILL pay... -That Legendary Motherfucker
 * You got to cut through me,spoony,Mr.75 and the weirdly named burger man...all you have is a bunch of social rejects ad a kitten.....nice army...not Butter 18:03, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Bad News
I'm sorry, Spoon. Billy Mays is... dead.
 * We know that dumbass!Dont talk about him....you dont deserve it. Butter 18:36, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

YOU LIE!! Micheal Jackson is dead. Just doing my job. 18:37, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * He'll probably turn his plastic ashes into toys to kid's will still play with them Butter 18:38, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Naw, they'll turn him into a ruler: "This ruler is made from 100% recycled Michael Jackson." Fat Man Spoon 18:41, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * They should turn them into oranges...that wya kids will still suck them Butter 18:41, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Adminship
Sorry, but after your last deletion tag spree I don't really trust you enough at the moment to make you an admin. No offence. For now, I can give you rollback rights. Ausir 18:41, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Can you give rolback rights to me?I know i may be a dick sometimes....but i watch this wiki like a baby. Butter 18:42, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Let's wait till Fallout 4. What are rollback rights? Just doing my job. 18:45, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * OK, I gave you three rollback rights for now. Now when you see a diff of the last edit or edits, you can click on the "rollback" link, which will revert all changes to the article done by a given editor, which is quicker than undoing edits manually. Ausir 18:47, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah, so if someone vandalises a page muliple time in a row, I can undo them all in one go? Fat Man Spoon 18:50, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes, you just click on the "rollback" link on the latest edit diff, and all of the edits of the last editor are automatically undone. Ausir 18:52, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Yes....no more tedious hours wasted udoing over 900 andalisism's mwhatever there called butter. Butter 12:07, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

WTF?
After I posted that comment about billy mays I was blocked from posting any more comments! Ever since that asshole Butter was so rude to me--FawkesGamer360 18:43, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You already said something that had already been said and....your pretty annoying. Butter 12:08, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Traitor
Enjoy, traitor. -That Legendary Motherfucker

Stop
AngryNorwegianDude isn't inlvoved with the Flame War. Stop putting his name on this list -That Legendary Motherfucker

how do you get those icons above your name?
The "this ser can be a jerk " and " this user has a bad habit of pissing off admins"

Rollback, always low prices.
It's certainly more than I signed on for. But I ain't complaining. You'll make admin eventually, all the admins have done stupid things before they were admins too. Just doing my job. 19:55, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * This is getting stupid. Quick, add Chairman Drek, Captain Qwark, Ambercrombie Fizzwidget, the Blarg, Gadge-Tron, MegaCorp, and Al's Robo-shack. Just doing my job. 22:07, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * When do the polls close? Just doing my job. 22:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, Porter says we're getting off topic. Polls? Are they closed yet? I think I won. Just doing my job. 15:09, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks.
Thanks. I'm looking foward to seen more on InstaMash and Dogsteak on your page. I cried laughing for 15 minutes when I first saw the whole Dogsteak thing. Butcher Pete 20:33, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * By the way, I'm allowing you guys to use Bubsey Clownpants, Henry Rollins, Cindy, and the Ghost of Jeanne as warriors of the Flame War, as well as all of Old Olney and GNR. Butcher Pete 22:56, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

No!
James Freeman! People always ask about that so I added a section about it on ma page. JFreeman 22:56, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I choose to kill Calvert and Protectrons didnt attack..
You didnt answer...: I choose to kill Calvert and Protectrons didnt attack... why dont correct my edit?--Lac of the Waste 23:04, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

RE: Xandus
The thing is, I feel it is hypocritical as hell to have him as a member of a Troll Hunting Group when he he has been doing trolling himself... It is irony and "morony" at the same time: Christ, he vandalized Maccy's user page! AngryNorwegianDude 15:57, 29 June 2009 (UTC)