Forum:Greatest of Funniest Kill

I was randomly talking to someone and I exited the conversation and blew his head to chunks with a combat shotgun... someone next to him said "What the F***!!!" then I shot him in the leg,(And since i had bloody mess) he exploded...

When I killed Mr.Burke in moriarty's saloon, Lucy west, Colin, Gob, nova and a megaton settler all said " better him than me" at the same time. i turned to them AND WAS LIKE WTF...

Just the other day i was being a real good guy. Came across some mutants harming a poor survivor. Slew the baddies let the poor soul go... then BLAM oops instead of talking to him i blew his head off with the combat shotgun. Needless to say i put my weapon away when speaking to people now. The Lone Kobold 21:19, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Met a group of Ghouls the other day, the only two exit options were either a death threat or something insulting. I chose the death threat (cos im just that hardcore!) something along the lines of "Yeah, well you're dead now" the reply was "i'd like to see you try. Go on, i dare you" Took out my heavy incinerator and shot about 12 shots straight up then walked away, turned around and watched as the ghoul who dared me had fire fall from the sky onto him. (giggles) 21:32, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ok so I was in the Bethesda Ruins and me and my companions had killed just about every raider there. So I exited the Building I was in and this raider is literally right in front of me when I exit. Then, I don't know if this was a glitch or what, but the raider sees me and says 'sup'.(Yes he was hostile he had the angry face and everything) I went into Vats right after he said this and I have the subtitles enabled and it said sup there too. I had the Xualong Assault Rifle equipped so I shoot him in the head and his guts fly everywhere!(thanks to the bloody mess perk)Shadow 22:01, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

I just started a new character today, and while rescuing Amata from her father and Officer Mack, something funny happened. I used VATS to target Officer Mack's head with the N99 10mm Pistol Amata gave me. I had enough AP for 4 shots, so I queued 'em all up. First one missed. Second one missed. Third one exploded the head...of the Overseer - the fool crossed my line of fire. 4th one hit, but didn't kill, Officer Mack. As Amata screamed "Daddy! No!" I reloaded my last save - about 15 seconds prior, since I always save right before opening the door to the jail during "Escape!" Second time around, I free-aimed it and hit Officer Mack's head first shot, but damn if it wasn't funny. Kris (talk) 23:37, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Entering the MDPL Mass Relay station at night, I ran across a female raider patrolling the sandbag wall near the stairs leading down to the water. Without really aiming I threw a frag grenade at her. It landed exactly at her feet. She looked me in the eye for a second and said "F**k that!" then the grenade went off. The explosion tore her apart and catapulted her body over the wall and into the pond down below. All that was left where she'd been standing was her severed foot. Famous last words, I guess. 91.14.60.147 20:35, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Ok. So I'm somewhere in the DC ruins. There's a super mutant chasing me with one tick of its health left. I just ran out of bullets. In a last-ditch effort, I toss a frag at it. Unfortunately, it hit a shopping cart. To make a long (and hilarious) story short, the frag blows to hell, and the shopping cart flies towards the super mutant at 100 mph. BOOM HEADSHOT!HoboHunter28 00:52, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Similar to before, I was walking near the Anchorage Memorial, crossed the river, owned a super mutant, and freed the hostage. Immediately as they started running, I headshotted them with Bloody Mess, and their blood splattered everywhere.

Liam Spencer 13:08, July 23, 2010 (UTC)