User:Mr.Vault-Tec

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Vault-Tec

 * ''"We love our Vault members, so just ask if you need any asistance"
 * ''"Where will you be when the bombs fall, when the holocaust comes, when the sky rains hell? You could be in one of our patented Vault Secure under ground Vaults waiting out the harshness of the great war!"
 * ''"Our American way of life... isn't it grand? Peace, freedom and bacon and eggs, seems perfect... but what if it's not? Friends, your future may be at risk, where will you be when the holocaust comes?"

The Great Mojave

 * ''"A city devoted to vice and sin, what's not to love"
 * ''"We're a peaceful town, we don't go lookin' for trouble, but trouble is always lookin' for us."
 * ''"The house never apprechiates violence in their casinos. They're more prone to other evil things like drugs and prostitution. They also don't take too kindly to folks who win at the tables too often..."

Me, myself and that guy over there with the chicken sandwich. Yeah I'm talking to YOU!

 * ''"Everyone loves a slinkey, so get a slinkey or face the punishment of a PROFLIGATE. You don't want to be tied to a chair and mercilessly beat with a rubber snake do you? So give in to the slinkey!!"
 * ''"(Me:) Yeah I killed him, so what? It was fun, ooh you should've seen it! His face freakin exploded into a bunch of chunks, like a freakin watermelon! It was like- (Aaron Kimball bodygaurd:) Duude!!"
 * ''"I've always wondered what happens when you try to make toast in an oven, let's find out... (Closes oven, a dicso ball comes out of ceiling) Born to handrive bay-beh!"
 * ''"Live by the gun, die by somebody with a bigger gun. This, my friends, is the circle of LIFE!"

Absolutely famous quote by me!
''"Liberate the PROFLIGATES!"

Presents/ Gifts
None of course