User:Master Provider



Major Players in My Organization

Agent Sanders is well known for his chicken selling, both fried and grilled, on the Black Market. He is specialized in boneless chicken combat. He is equiped will a chicken tender firing minigun thhat will tear any non-chicken loving freak apart. His main weapon supplier is KFC (Full Name: Killer Fucking Chicken). KFC makes top noch gear for chicken loving commandos like Sanders. Sanders was arrested for killing Popeye, leader of Popeye's chicken. He served two 99 year sentences which he served willingly, the reason he lived was because he drank from the fountain of youth at the age of 63 which stopped his aging there. He was a born killer and chicken chef from youth which makes him a perfect asset to my team.

 Fattson  is a huge 800lb one eyed killing machine he plays a support role in my team he carries a popsicle firing 6 cilinder magnum that is lethal from up to 100 yards. He is known to go beserk from time to time eating any hostile in sight. He is almost unstoppable because all projectiles are absorbed in his fatness. He requires no medical attention all he has to do is eat 3 Big Macs and his newly created fat covers the wound. His ability to go beserk makes him an excellent element to my team. '''Fattson died from a heartattack due to an overdose on milk shakes, he will be sincerly missed. During his funeral service he required 2 extra coffins and had to be carried to the grave by a crane.'''

Sparky is the teams lovable canine companion, he is sweet and careing to those who treat him with respect. One of Sparky's hobbies are playing catch with armed frag grenades, he learned this talent from his previous master who no longer exists because he picked up a live hand grenade and of course he blew up. Another hobby that Sparky enjoys doing is chewing his enemies face off if they don't give them a treat, which they never do. Sparky's breed is unknown but tests say that he is part extraterrestrial. Further tests must be conducted to determine his breed and origin.