Forum:OutcastBOS has some questions that need answering 6!

Me yet again!
 * 1) are there any Celebrity descendants in the world?
 * 2) Why can a Behemoth be taken down with one fatman shot when a deathclaw takes two?
 * 3) how can three dog be nice to your face but be an asshole to you over the radio?
 * 4) Why dosent Animal Friend work on Deathclaws or Radscorpions?
 * 5) How can followers wear Power Armour before you can?
 * 6) why can't you get married and have kids?
 * 7) who do you think is the hottest chick in the Capital Wasteland? i think Nova, Clover and Red.

Lets see:

1. I know what you're thinking, and yes, I bet Lady Gaga succumbed to radiation poisoning, Britney got disfiguring throat cancer and died, and Hugh Hefner got nuked. However, if Paris Hilton kept up not practicing safe sex, I am pretty sure we can assume that all the inhabitants of the Capital Wasteland are related to her, somehow.

2. Because Deathclaws are the spawn of Satan, and can only be one-shot killed by shooting them with a bottle of holy water with the Rock-It Launcher.

3. Maybe he is, you know, afraid of being snide to a guy who steals, kills and enslaves for a living. I know I would.

4. As earlier mentioned, Animal Friend does not apply to the spawn of Satan himself. And radscorpions are NOT animals. Somehow, I get the feeling that they origin from an insect...

5. Because Vault Dwellers never learned how to unzip Power Armor. To this day, it is a crucial point of survival for Wastelanders.

6. Because, by the time you have reached level 5, you have sucked up so much radiation that your balls has shrunk to pea size. Weirdly, it affects your fertility somehow...

7. Brianna from the Family. She can bite MY neck all night long, that's for sure! And weirdly, Moira triggers something too: When I finished the Minefield quest, she said something like "How are those hot little potatoes?". I think I just sat there for half a minute, then I had to take a LONG bathroom break.

AngryNorwegianDude 20:15, 8 March 2009 (UTC)


 * Insects are also animals, and radscorpions aren't actually insects anyway, they're arachnids. Ausir 20:19, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!!216.56.4.152 16:01, 9 March 2009 (UTC)OutcastBOS