Forum:Instamsh is a Lie!

Instamash is a lie, and Fancy Lad's Snack Cakes are no better! I bring you the new boxed food prophet; DOGSTEAK! -That Legendary Steak


 * Heh...indeed Butter 15:33, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

What to do you think of the new prophet? DOGSTEAK! Instamash will crush you, heritic! Fancy Lad's Snack Cakes are the true prophet! You are no better than the Devil's Mash


 * Dammmit dogsteak....i guess that wins Butter 15:36, 28 June 2009 (UTC)


 * SIlence...this food prophet thing has gone on long enough.....too many normals...war and pestilence wherver you go.....now i must seperate this chaff from the wheat Butter 15:40, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

The true prophet is JET INFUSED CRAM Deathclawpoop 02:09, April 7, 2010 (UTC)




 * So you lose?Excellent...now for nitpicker. Chaoswolf75 15:44, 28 June 2009 (UTC)


 * ?????????????????????? -That Legendary Steak

I have won. Just doing my job. 15:46, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * No....you have not. Butter 15:47, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Technically I won. I CREATED DOGSTEAK! Fat Man Spoon 15:49, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh yeah?Well then EAT WOlfMASH!
 * Oh goody. Fat Man Spoon 15:52, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * DEATH TO WOLFMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! -That Legendary Steak
 * Death to all....inst-i mean wolfmash will RULE ALL! Butter 15:54, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Great work, Spoon. Just doing my job. 15:51, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

People, we already have a Flame War, we don't need a Holy Food War! -That Legendary Steak

we must not devide ourselves with food! we must come together! for all foods are equal! we must celebrate the greatness of instamash as well as the greatness of snack cakes! apart we are not but as one we are all powerfull!!!1 24.255.86.193 16:45, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

No. Dumbass. Just doing my job. 16:46, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Silence Nitpicker! The Prophet Dogsteak will destroy you all! -That Legendary Steak

why you gotta be so mean :( fine, if you don't want peace i'll just have to destroy all food prophets to make peace myself! 24.255.86.193 17:21, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

DIE HERITIC!!! (Kills 24.255.86.193) -That Legendary Steak
 * He's gotten back up...quick!What is his dumbassness level?ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Chaoswolf75 17:33, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * WHAT?!?! NINE THOUSAND?!?! -That Legendary Steak

you can't kill me for i am wearing the mystical stealth armor! *pickpockets a live grenade into dogsteaks pocket* 24.255.86.193 17:34, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * (defuses it)Time to die (SHoots fast)Now your wondering...did i fire 2 shots or over 900?! in truth i kinda lost trqck...but this being the anti idiot gun...ask your self Do you feel lucky punk?Do ya? Butter 17:37, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

actually i am lucky! i have the mystical lucky 8 ball! oh yeah your gun is jammed *throws ninja stars at instamash* 24.255.86.193 17:41, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Muahahahah...the chuck norris gun never breaks...but im hungry (Bite sthe motherfuckers organs out and swallows)...try kill me when your kidneys are a pile of wolf shit Butter 17:42, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * WOLF! HE HAD AIDS!!! Fat Man Spoon 17:43, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh shit (Drinks acid and holy water) thank god for wolf's natural resistance to acid and holy water....they better not use me as another gay billy mays advertisement(Grumble) Butter 17:44, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

HA HA you fell for my diseased decoy *breaks through wall in a giant robot and starts an epic battle with fancy lad snack cakes while sonic the hedgehog boss fight music plays* 24.255.86.193 17:49, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * SOnic the hedgehog?Thats just gay...fitting for you....anyway...you cant beat chuck norris('s my bodyguard...and he jus jumped through the roof and killed you.) Butter 17:51, 28 June 2009 (UTC)


 * cough cough* you seem to have killed me...but you didn't stop my ninja stars... remember? the ones i threw at insta mash *cough cough* so i either killed the mash or mortally wounded it... *pulls out bomb detonator* your going down with me! *presses button which detonates stolen russian tsar bomb* 24.255.86.193 18:00, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Finishes you off)Now for the finale(Swallows bomb and burps fire) Jesus christ that tasted like bad meat!...talk about an explosive aftertaste Butter 18:06, 28 June 2009 (UTC)


 * gets up* im a zombie now! *shambles over and starts eating the remains of instamash* 24.255.86.193 18:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * HAHA!Theres 0860967467409674 instamash's in the world...and only one of you. Butter 18:20, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Gee, this forum falls apart when I'm not around. Also, Dogsteak could totally be the new Trogdor:

DOGSTEEEEAAAAK!x4

Dogsteak was a dog!/Uuuh, more like a steak dog!/Maybe he was just a steak.../But he was still:

DOGSTEEEEAAAAK!x2 AngryNorwegianDude 18:04, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes, well i have the power of JET INFUSED CRAM !!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Deathclawpoop 01:14, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Guys, you're fucking crazy. I approve. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/thumb/5/5c/Scribe.jpg/15px-Scribe.jpg Tagaziel (call!) 18:16, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Excellent....although we all knopw we're crazy....REAL crazy Butter 18:17, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

now that insta mash is no more on to fancy lad! *shambles over to the snack cakes* 24.255.86.193 18:21, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey dipshit...did you even read my comment on how many instamash's there are?None theless

9Tears out your feeble brain) Butter 18:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

well i have bad news...billy mays died...now i feel guilty for not buying his products... anyway im a ghost now! where is the instamash stockpile! 24.255.86.193 18:45, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

GAHAHAH hErItic!!! BAHBAHBHABHBA! BHABWBWHBWHBHA! what, who says i cant add to the mayhem?--Bayonetta 05:20, 5 July 2009 (UTC)


 * I think we can all agree that a 'Fancy Lad's Snack' sounds sounds like a euphemism for     some sort of gay sex --Mr Habberdasher 17:06, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

I LUVZ ME SUM GOOD SQUIG... ER DOGSTEAK! Metalfrenchtoast 17:08, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

BOW BEFORE JET INFUSED CRAM BWHAHAHAHAHA Deathclawpoop 23:14, April 6, 2010 (UTC)