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{{Transcript|text= Those fucking raiders! Thanks for takin' care of 'em, stranger. My name's Armpit. Here, have a drink on the house... and somethin' extra for workin' the crowd.

Those freakin' raiders! Thanks for takin' care of 'em, stranger. My name's Armpit. Here, have a drink on the house... and somethin' extra for workin' the crowd.

Thanks. I'm looking for some Brotherhood of Steel soldiers. Seen any?

How does a classy looking guy like you get the name Armpit?

What do you know about these raiders?

That drink was awful. Gimme another.

Thanks, pal. See you around.

Armpit at your service. What can I do for ya?

Your name's Armpit, huh? Your momma must have really loved you.

Have you seen any Brotherhood of Steel soldiers around?

Tell me more about these raiders.

I could use a drink.

Know anything about the radscorpions in the warehouse?

I want to know more about that crater at the edge of town...

Got some radscorpion tails for you, partner.

Just enjoying the atmosphere, thanks.

Ha! My real name is Arnold, but everybody calls me Armpit. So what? I'm just an honest guy sellin' rotgut liquor to the sad schmucks in this town. But I got plans, see... big plans...

Big plans, huh? Maybe you need a partner to help you in these... plans.

Keep your plans to yourself and answer some questions.

I can already see your name in lights. Bye.

See, I got this recipe for booze using fermented radscorpion poison. I got the gear to make the stuff, the contacts to distribute it... but no poison. So, partner, for every radscorpion tail you bring me, I'll pay you a few caps.

10 caps a tail, huh? All right.

Maybe I'll bring you some tails, maybe I won't. I had some other questions...

You got a partner, pal. And I just happen to have some radscorpion tails here.

Sounds like a stupid plan, but it's your money. I'll be back with those tails.

I got me a partner! There's radscorpions all over the place, but the warehouse is a sure bet. The mayor out in the square can help you get in there.

Radscorpions in the warehouse? Tell me more.

I've got a few more questions before I go hunting...

I just happen to have some radscorpion tails right now.

Guess I better go hunting. Catch you later... partner.

There were some fellas a few weeks back. They talked to the mayor, then I guess they took off. Mayor's out in the town square if you want him.

The mayor... okay. Let me ask you something else.

I'll go and find the mayor, then. Thanks.

Ah, those raiders are a bunch of bums, and their leader is a twisted chick. She's nice on the eyes, but with a heart like a bullet, you know?

Sounds like a sweet girl. I wanted to ask you about something else...

I'm going, you dick.

You wanna drink? Let's see some caps, soldier.

Here. 2 caps.

Here. 2 caps.

Here. 2 caps.

Here. 2 caps.

Uh, put it on my tab.

Got anything other than the usual cup of dog piss?

Maybe I'll have that drink later. I had some questions first...

On second thought, it's a little too early. See you.

Tab? I wouldn't give credit to my own mother, much less you. Pay for the drink up front... or get the fuck out.

I wouldn't give credit to my own mother, much less you. Pay for the drink up front... or get the hell out.

Forget the drink, then. I had some questions for you...

Guess I'm on my way then.

Here you go soldier... Good stuff, huh?

God, that's awful. Here's 2 more caps, hit me again.

God, that's awful. Here's 2 more caps, hit me again.

God, that's awful. Here's 2 more caps, hit me again.

God, that's awful. Here's 2 more caps, hit me again.

Uh, put it on my tab.

Got anything other than the usual cup of dog piss?

That hit the spot. Now, I had some questions...

Feeling better now. I'm off to go shoot things.

... So the guy says to the hooker, "What baby? I thought it was a pot roast!" Ha ha ha!

Here you go, pal. Hey, you don't look so good...

Please... let's just have a nice, quiet conversation.

Head aching... must... get... away...

Honey, you can sure put it away! Another drink, comin' up!

... Jeez, those guys was just bein' friendly! You didn't have to kill 'em!

They probably deserved it. Let's talk now... quietly...

Who? Oh... I think I should go...

You ghouls hold yer liquor real nice... even if your guts fall out! Ha ha! Here... have another one!

That should hold me... for now. I had some questions for you...

This piss is just a waste of caps. I'm outta here.

Our warehouse is crawlin' with radscorpions! We tried to kill 'em, but more kept comin'... probably got a nest in the basement. Eventually, the mayor just locked it all up. You, eh, plannin' to go in there?

Yeah, the mayor wants me to clean the place out. Got a problem?

Maybe. But enough about me, I had some questions for you...

I'll get back to you on that one. Bye.

That hole's been there since the war. Half the town fell in back then, along with some radioactive goop. Heh. I used to play down there when I was a kid, until I grew an extra toe. You wanna see?

Maybe some other time. Let me ask you something else.

I don't think so. Suddenly I feel very ill.

You been busy huntin' radscorpions, huh? That's great! Here's a few caps for each tail! Keep 'em comin'!

10 caps for each tail... okay. Let me ask you some questions.

Nice doing business with you. Bye.

H-hey there, soldier... those raider bastards came in... right after you left... wanted to teach me a lesson... I told 'em to go fuck themselves...

H-hey there, soldier... those raider bastards came in... right after you left... wanted to teach me a lesson... I told 'em to go to hell...

I'm gonna make them pay for what they did to you... I swear it...

Good for you. What happened to everyone else?

Do you smell something cooking? Boy, am I hungry.

I guess you don't want to buy some radscorpion tails now...

I'm too busy to watch you croak. Bye.

You do that. Hey... I got stuff stashed all over town... good stuff... make those fuckers bleed for ol' Armpit...

You do that. Hey... I got stuff stashed all over town... good stuff... make those raiders bleed for ol' Armpit...

All right. Where can I find the rest of the townspeople?

I don't suppose you want to buy some radscorpion tails now...

Thanks. I'd better get going now...

Everyone else... they're in the warehouse... most of 'em. When the raiders started shootin', the doc took a bunch of folks in there and locked the door. But some of us... well... we was too slow...

I'll go to the warehouse... and on the way, I'm going to kill lots of raiders.

Maybe you should have gone easy on the brahmin butter, lard ass.

I don't suppose you want to buy some radscorpion tails now...

I'll head for the warehouse and get the doctor. Hang in there.

Go ahead... make jokes about it you asshole. I hope that raider bitch cuts you open and pisses on your rotten little heart. I'd love to see that...

Go ahead... make jokes about it you jerk. I hope that raider matron cuts you open and spits on your rotten little heart. I'd love to see that...

Yeah yeah. Where can I find someone who isn't mostly dead?

I don't suppose you want to buy some radscorpion tails now...

You're scaring me, fat man. Maybe I'll go play somewhere else.

Heh... so much for my big plans... I got the recipe for radscorpion tail liquor right here... it's gonna make somebody rich... not me, though...

Where can I find everyone else?

Don't worry... I'll get the fuckers who did this to you.

Not you. You're dog food.

Thanks. I'd better go now.

Hold on... you gotta go to the warehouse... that's where everyone's hiding. But the raiders... you gotta help... all those stupid fucking people... (dies)

Hold on... you gotta go to the warehouse... that's where everyone's hiding. But the raiders... you gotta help... all those stupid people... (dies)

Armpit? Armpit? Aaaarrrmmpiiiittt!

Wait... I don't wanna die here by myself...  Hey, I got a joke for you...  Did you ever hear the one about the ghoul... who was hung like a...

Hung like a what? Hello? What a stupid joke...

Ah, at last I meet the mouse who stalks lions. I am Attis, a general in the mutant army... and you have something I need, little mouse.

I have something you need? What?

Mutant army? You mean there are lots more of you freaks?

You act like this was all planned. How did you know I was coming?

Yeah, I've got it right here. A giant can of whoop-ass.

The key, of course. The key to the vault laboratory. You didn't know what it was for, did you? Well, my thanks to the Brotherhood for stealing it from those lunatic ghouls. Now you will give the key to me.

What? How did you know I had the lab key?

What's so special inside the vault laboratory?

You want the key, asshole? Come and get it.

You humans are easily manipulated. After the unfortunate business with the psycho ghouls, it was easier to let you bring me the key rather than enter a long, drawn-out siege on the city. I have other plans for my army.

Key? You mean this thing?

Mutant army? You mean there are lots more of you freaks?

Too bad I'm about to blow your head off. Is that in your plans anywhere?

The vault laboratory holds... let's just say it is a weapon. One that will give the mutant army a great advantage in our war against humanity.

Mutant army? You mean there are lots more of you freaks?

What kind of weapon are we talking about here?

You'll never see that weapon, because I'm going to kill you right now.

Yes, we are many. A mutant army. The destruction of our Master has only strengthened our resolve. We will control this vault - and its scientific secrets - then use it as a base of operations for our war on humanity.

What's the big "scientific secret" that you're so excited about?

Your Master had a similar plan... before he was destroyed.

I guess it's up to me to stop you. Shouldn't be too hard.

Enough talk! Does the lion hold conversation with the mouse in the wild?!? Your natural function is to succumb to the lion's will. Give me the key!

You'll have to kill me first, freak.

Is that an invitation to battle? How amusing! After I take the key from you, I will make a special decoration of your skull!

You're all talk. It'll be fun watching a big guy like you fall down hard.

Ah, it's the mouse. You find me... standing upon the threshold of utter failure. The chemical compound is... ineffectual.

Chemical compound? Where's the weapon you were searching for?

Fertility. That's what we came for. The research in this vault was centered around curing sterility due to mutation. Imagine, then, a treatment that allowed mutants to reproduce, to breed. That would truly be a weapon!

So their fertility research, it doesn't work?

No... their experiments failed. I have administered the treatments to myself. The only result is this - a greater level of mutation, like a terrible cancer. I can feel it... in my cells... multiplying... changing...

You look like shit, by the way. Maybe I should just leave you to your misery...

Perhaps... there is power here... yes, I can feel it! Following in my Master's footsteps, a new type of mutant is born. We will overcome!

All right, this time we finish it... wait... what's happening to you?

Blake stands upon the high altar... Lo! What a fiend is here! Or is it a lamb? Little lamb, who made thee? Dost thou know who made thee?

Uh... yeah. Who the hell are you, nut-case?

I must be lost, ha ha. Where's the bathroom?

I need the key to the cult prison. Give it to me and I won't hurt you.

What's this about a vault that your little cult is trying to hide?

Let's just fight. I want to beat the shit out of you before my feet get too wet.

I am Blake: a horror and an astonishment. Shuddering the heavens to look upon me. Behold!

Wow. A zombie with a gland disorder. I wouldn't dream of fighting you!

I don't want to mess up your pretty face, so just give me the prison key, okay?

That's nice. Now tell me about this secret vault.

You're gonna behold my foot up your ass in a second.

Ah, comedy! Blake shrieks with delight! Forth from the dead dust rattling bones, the shivering clay breathes, and all flesh naked stands...

I don't speak "fucking lunatic". Who the hell are you, anyway?

I'll say this slow... GIVE ME PRISON KEY. You comprende?

Tell me about this secret vault you're hiding. And please, use sentences.

Naked?!? I say we just keep our clothes on and fight to the death.

And by came an angel who had a bright key, and he opened the coffins and set them all free... There is no key, and no freedom but death.

What are you, some kind of Renaissance Fair reject?

I'm amazed that you pulled a rhyme out of that maggot farm in your skull.

You're hiding a vault somewhere in this area; I want to know where.

I know that you have the key. Guess we have to do this the hard way...

Ah, our most holy mystery. The vault is a trap for Eternity, both sacred and profane. None may enter; nothing can leave.

Who are you to decide that? What's your connection to the vault?

You rehearsed that, didn't you? Try it again... this time with feeling.

You can keep your vault. I just want the key to the cult prison.

I'd love to hear more gibberish, but can we just skip to the fighting?

Rent away with a terrible crash, eternity rolls wide apart, wide asunder rolling, mountainous all around, leaving only a space for the battle to come...

Enough already. Let's get it on.

There are two buttons here. What should I do?

I think I'll push the left button.

The right button sounds good.

I better leave them alone.

Welcome to the Vault-Tec computer system. I am CALIX, an automated intelligent construct designed to maintain this facility. I provide a variety of services to ensure your lifespan underground.

What services do you provide?

Never mind. Maybe later.

You are accessing the Vault-Tec computer system. How may I help you?

Tell me more about this facility.

Access the ventilation systems sub-menu.

Access the automated defenses sub-menu.

Access the security barrier sub-menu.

Access the emergency systems sub-menu.

Log out.

This vault was designed as an underground research facility for key Vault-Tec personnel. Scientific research focused on restoring organic tissues damaged or mutated due to radiation.

What about weapons research?

Let's go back to the main menu.

Interesting. All right, I'm done with you.

All records of weapons research in this facility are classified.

Let's go back to the main menu.

Figures. Guess I'm done here.

Ventilation systems sub-menu. Air cleaning and ventilation systems are functioning normally.

Open the auxiliary ventilation shafts.

Uh, what else can you do again?

Never mind. Bye.

Ventilation systems sub-menu. Main air cleaning and ventilation systems are shut down; auxiliary ventilation shafts have been opened. This facility will run out of breathable air in approximately thirty days.

Take me back to the main menu.

I'll be long gone before then. Later.

You do not have proper clearance to open the auxiliary ventilation shafts. Auxiliary ventilation shafts will only open with proper clearance or automatically if the ventilation systems are damaged.

I'll have to do the damage myself. But first, take me back to the main menu.

Guess I need to start breaking stuff. Let's have a look around...

Automated defenses sub-menu. What is your request?

Activate the automated defenses in this area.

De-activate the automated defenses in this area.

Assume manual robot control from this terminal.

Go back to the main menu.

Forget it. Log out.

Command executed. Automated defenses in this area have been activated.

Go back to the main menu.

Log out.

Command executed. Automated defenses in this area have been de-activated.

Go back to the main menu.

Log out.

Re-routing robot controls to this console. Please wait...

Re-routing robot controls to this console. Please wait... (This line was added to prevent a crash!)

Security barrier sub-menu. What is your request?

Open the security barriers in this area.

Close the security barriers in this area.

Go back to the main menu.

Log out.

The security barrier in this area is now opened.

Go back to the main menu.

Log out.

The security barrier in this area is now closed.

Go back to the main menu.

Log out.

This terminal is currently out of order. Please inform a certified Vault-Tec maintenance crew, and repairs will soon be underway.

So much for the wonders of pre-war technology. Piece of crap.

Request denied. A level one security key is required to perform this function.

Damn it! All right, take me back to the main menu.

Shit. Guess I have to go find that security key.

Request denied. A level two security key is required to perform this function.

Damn it! All right, take me back to the main menu.

Shit. Guess I have to go find that security key.

Request denied. A level three security key is required to perform this function.

Damn it! All right, take me back to the main menu.

Shit. Guess I have to go find that security key.

Request denied. A level four security key is required to perform this function.

Damn it! All right, take me back to the main menu.

Shit. Guess I have to go find that security key.

Request denied. A level five security key is required to perform this function.

Damn it! All right, take me back to the main menu.

Shit. Guess I have to go find that security key.

Request denied. A level six security key is required to perform this function.

Damn it! All right, take me back to the main menu.

Shit. Guess I have to go find that security key.

Emergency systems sub-menu. Hostile organisms detected inside vault. Recommend initiating decontamination procedures now.

Tell me more about the decontamination procedures.

Initiate decontamination procedures.

Return to the main menu.

Uh, not right now. Log out.

Emergency decontamination procedures have been initiated. Evacuate all vault personnel immediately. Countdown has begun - once the timer reaches zero, all organisms within the vault will be destroyed. Have a nice day.

Better get out of here before it all goes boom.

In the event of a hostile invasion or viral outbreak, the emergency systems will detonate a device that ensures the destruction of all organisms within the vault. Once decontamination is initiated, user evacuation is recommended.

All right, initiate the emergency decontamination procedures.

Go back to the main menu.

I think I'll hold off for a bit. Log out.

Ah, you must be the outsider. I am Ching Tsun, a fellow student in the art of war. You see, I design and repair weapons. Perhaps you are interested?

Yeah, let's see what you've got.

Not right now.

Ah, your beauty is only enhanced by the scars of battle... Forgive me, outsider. I am Ching Tsun, a scientist and maker of destructive devices.

Got anything to sell?

I'm off to collect some more beautiful scars. Bye.

It is an honor for me to meet such a well-preserved specimen... Oh, forgive me. I am Ching Tsun, a weapons researcher for the Vault Tec corporation. I have devices to sell, if you need anything.

Yeah, I could use some new shit.

No thanks. Gotta go.

How may I help you?

I'd like to look over your inventory.

Here. I found some spare parts for you.

I don't need anything right now. Bye.

I have a special favor to ask of you, outsider. You see, we have limited equipment here in the garden. If you find useful bits of technology as you explore the vault, I would be most grateful if you brought them to me.

I'll keep my eyes open. For now, let's see your merchandise.

You mean parts like these right here?

I'm the best damn garbage collector you've ever seen. Off to work now.

Ah, you have found some useful parts! These will help me to fabricate more effective instruments of destruction! Here - a small reward.

It's already burning a hole in my pocket. Time to go shopping...

Thanks. I'll come back if I find some more.

It is good to know that violence has not gone out of style in the world above.

I am always trying to improve the damage potential in my armaments.

Please, treat these devices with utmost respect. They are my children.

Make each weapon an extension of yourself... then you will be invincible.

Do you prefer accurate weaponry, or those with a greater scope of destruction? I have both types to choose from.

Balance your armaments with defensive measures - I have well-made body armor that will fit you perfectly!

You know, an electromagnetic pulse will severely damage most robotic opponents.

Armored opponents are often susceptible to various forms of damaging radiation... thermal, ionizing, and so on.

You'll find that energy weapons possess superior penetration mechanics when compared to conventional weaponry.

These devices don't bring suffering... but an end to suffering.

The tactical applications of my devices are secondary to their beauty.

I consider myself an artist. In the science of destruction, there is a fundamental act of pure creation.

What is a weapon but an expression of our most profound desires to shape - or re-shape - the world around us?

Some items may leak radiation - far below the median lethal dose, I assure you!

Be careful with that! A small accident could kill everyone in this room, ha ha!

I have never actually met a professional fighting man. But I must say, you are exactly what I expected!

Certain drugs can help you maintain a combat-effective state even when you are critically injured.

You say there are many "ghouls" like you in the world above? How fantastic!

I've never seen such severe radiation burns up close... not on a living creature, anyway.

A creature such as yourself would want to inflict many casualties over a wide area, correct? Some explosive devices would suit you, then.

I would love to run some ballistic tests on one with your, ah, physiology... But forgive me! That would be terribly rude!

Who... who are you? You're not from the vault... no, it doesn't matter. I need your help... we must get out of here before she comes back!

Who are you? I'm looking for the vault chief scientist.

She? Who are you talking about?

I need the key to the vault laboratory. Do you have it?

Don't push me around, pal. I do what I want, when I want.

The mother of these nightmare creatures! She wounded me, then left me here... food for her children. She is blind... but once she hears any noise, she will attack. Our conversation will surely bring her running!

So are you the missing chief scientist? I was sent to find him.

Do you have the key to the vault laboratory?

Think I'll just wait around and watch these monsters eat you alive.

Yes, I am the chief scientist for this Vault-Tec facility... my name is Dubois. I must get back to my people. They are helpless without me!

I was told that you have the key to the vault laboratory.

Your people are evacuating - the vault is being invaded by mutants.

You're looking pretty helpless yourself, dumb-ass.

Yes, yes, I have the laboratory key. I will give it to you as soon as we escape here. Now let us hurry! Wait... did you hear that?

Hear what?

Mutants?!? It is worse than I thought... they cannot be allowed to steal our research! You must help me escape, before she returns!

She? Who are you talking about?

I'll help you if you help me - I need the key to the vault laboratory.

Research? What kind of research?

Imbecile! There is no time to argue! I can hear her... she's coming back!

Her? Who are you talking about?

Just give me the vault laboratory key and I'll leave you lovebirds alone.

I could smell the Brotherhood of Steel from across the room. Are you a paladin? No... not yet. You still have to develop the pompous attitude.

Who are you, old man?

Have you seen any Brotherhood soldiers around here?

Tell me about the raiders in this area.

Know anything about radscorpions, old man?

What can you tell me about that crater at the edge of town?

I don't like your tone, old man.

Speaking of pompous attitude... good bye.

What's on your mind, kid?

Who are you, anyway? What's your name?

Have you seen any Brotherhood soldiers around here?

Tell me about the raiders in this area.

Know anything about radscorpions, old man?

What can you tell me about that crater at the edge of town?

There were mutants working with the raiders

Do you know anything about a ghoul city in this region?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Bye.

Can I get those directions to the ghoul city? I'm ready to leave town now.

I'm just an old wanderer. But you... too tough for the vaults, too big for the city, where food is hard to get. I'd say you're a farm boy... joined the Brotherhood because rats killed your family... or something worse?

Mention my family again and you're gonna lose some teeth, old man.

I don't want to talk about it. Let's change the subject...

None of your business. I'm leaving.

I'm a stranger, girl. Didn't your folks teach you not to talk to strangers? No, you never knew your folks. You're a child of the bomb, raised by rats, adopted by the noble knights of the Brotherhood.

Keep fucking with me and I'm gonna forget that I'm "noble".

I'm not here to play games. I need information...

You sure talk a lot for a fossil. Too much, in fact. Good bye.

I had a name once... but not any more. Heard your name's Cain, just like the first murderer, the brother-killer. Do you think of other ghouls as your brothers? Have you killed any brothers lately?

You're one pubic hair from getting your head torn off, old man.

I'm asking the questions here, old man...

I'm in no mood for a conversation with a loopy old fart. I'm gone.

If you said that to me thirty years ago, I'd have shot you and sold your gear for drinking money. But I'm too old for that stuff now. Let me buy you a drink...

All right... Now that we're best buddies, let's talk...

I'll take your drink, but I won't drink with you. Bye.

Just got into town myself. Haven't seen anyone from the Brotherhood... except yourself. I used to be in the Brotherhood, too. That was a long time ago...

Maybe you can help me with something else then...

Well, thanks for nothing.

Raiders... I've killed hundreds of 'em, and more keep popping up. As long as there are humans, there'll be raiders around to cause trouble.

So you're an optimist, huh? Well, I've got more questions...

And it's my job to kick their asses. Speaking of which, I'd better get to it...

Got a radscorpion problem around here, huh? Watch out for the tails. And some of 'em can spit poison at you from a distance. Damn dirty bugs...

Thanks for the advice. I have some other questions...

I'll be careful. Thanks.

That hole? Don't know much about it, and I'm not interested in poking around down there. I've spent enough of my life underground...

Maybe you can help me with something else then...

The mayor thinks that there's a vault down there.

Hmm. Guess I'll have to check it out myself. See you.

The mayor? Either he's as stupid as he looks or he's lying to you. There's no vaults around here, kid. Believe me, I'd know.

I'll look into it then. I wanted to ask you something else first...

Interesting. Thanks for the information.

Good to see you made it here in one piece. I had to kill a dozen or so raiders just to get these people to safety. You manage to save anyone?

Raiders killed most of 'em. Good riddance, I say.

I did what I could to save as many townspeople as possible...

I kept all of the townspeople alive. Damn hard work, though.

I've got more important things to worry about now...

Does it really matter? I'll see you later.

You let them die?!? That doesn't seem very knightly at all. You sure you didn't take a few of the townspeople out yourself, just for sport?

Let's not dwell on who killed who... I've got other things on my mind...

I'm going to forget you said that and walk away.

Well, you can't save everyone, kid. And you really killed the hell out of those raiders.

Yeah, I guess. Maybe you can help me with something...

Killed the hell out of 'em. Yeah. See you around.

You saved all of them?!? Guess I underestimated you, kid. Here, I want you to have this. The road you're on, you'll need it more than I will.

Thanks. But right now I need information.

I appreciate it - and I'm sure I'll put it to good use.

Maybe you'll make it as a Brotherhood knight after all. I've been helping these people figure out how they're going to stay alive... but I'll be leaving soon.

Who are you anyway? What's your name?

There were mutants working with the raiders.

Do you know anything about a city of ghouls?

Guess I'll be leaving soon, too. Good luck.

I've dealt with mutants before... I still remember their Master, his flesh crawling along the walls, a floor of wriggling fingers, clutching at me... If mutants are involved, you'll need all the help you can get. Here, take this.

Thanks. Listen, I had some other questions.

All right. See you.

Yeah, I know about a ghoul city. It's called Los... Los Anything. I'll draw you a map. Careful if you go there - they don't like humans.

Thanks. Listen, I had some other questions.

All right. Thanks. I'm ready to leave town now.

I'll get those directions later. I've got some other things to do here, first.

There's a ghoul city called Los just over the mountains. I'll draw you a map. That reminds me of an old ghoul city called Necropolis... shame about that...

Necropolis was my home, so shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you.

Necropolis is a dead issue, old man. I've got other things on my mind...

Time for me to leave town.

Hold on, I got shit to take care of before I go. I'll be back for that map.

What's that you've got there, kid? Is that a... a vault 13 flask? Heh. Call me a sentimental old fool, but I'll give you a few caps for it.

A few caps for this flask? Sure. Take it, old man.

I don't think so. I'd like to ask you some questions, though...

I'll think about it. See you around.

Thanks, kid. You just made my day. And the old vault colors haven't even faded that much... well well. Here's those caps.

Nice trading with you. Let me ask you something else...

Enjoy your old junk, grandpa.

Hold it right there. This is Los, a ghoul settlement, and my name's Fisher. We don't want any trouble so if your intentions are hostile, just walk away.

Who the hell are you to order me around?

No trouble here, Fisher. I'm looking for some Brotherhood of Steel soldiers.

Look, I'm not here to fight you. I'm looking for mutants in this area.

You brought trouble on yourself by executing humans in the street, asshole!

Get out of my way, rotter.

What can I do to help the newest member of our community?

What's your story anyway, Fisher?

I'm looking for Brotherhood of Steel soldiers.

Have you seen any mutants in the area?

The cult has imprisoned some Brotherhood soldiers. I need to get into that city.

Mutants are in the shipyard - it's only a matter of time before they get up here.

I found some explosives. Are you still willing to help me get into the city?

Just stopping by to say hello.

Me? I'm just a ghoul trying to make a difference, to form a real community. If it was up to those psychos or that cult, all ghouls would be monsters.

Cult? What cult?

Psychos? Who are they?

Let's talk about something else.

Good luck on that whole community thing, pal.

A group of fanatics called the "Church of the Lost". They control the city beyond the bridge, and they don't like strangers. Don't know what they're hiding - Los is just another wasted city.

So they execute humans while you just sit there and watch.

Let me ask you something else.

That's enough info for now. See you around.

The "Psycho Ghouls" hold the docks, mercenaries who are addicted to a beefed up version of the drug called "psycho". They're the worst kind of ghoul.

Don't like 'em, huh? Perhaps they could meet with an unfortunate accident?

Let me ask you something else.

Sounds like my kind of folks. I'll go look for them.

Now, I'm not advocating violence against ghouls, but the Psycho Ghouls have a little drug factory on the shipyard. If someone were to destroy that factory?well, it might scare some of those psychos straight.

Maybe I'll look into it. Let me ask you something else.

I hate puritanical assholes like you. I'm outta here.

Heard about that work you did down on the docks, friend. Without their drugs, the psychos just may become useful members of the ghoul community.

I have to get into the city to free my Brotherhood friends from the cult's prison.

There are mutants in the shipyard, and soon they'll be up here, too.

All in a day's work. See you around.

Haven't seen any soldiers... maybe they got mixed up with the cult, or the psychos. Or they walked right by me - my eyesight is going as we speak.

Cult? What Cult?

Psychos? Who are they?

Well, maybe you can help me with something else then.

You probably wouldn't notice an army of big green guys, then?

I doubt that you'd notice a truck rolling through. Bye.

Giese at the other end of the bridge claims that he saw a mutant yesterday. I wouldn't put too much stock in what he says, though. He's addicted to psycho, like the lunatics who live in the shipyard.

Lunatics in the shipyard?

Maybe I should talk to him. But I had a few more questions?

I'll go talk to Giese, then.

The cult does those executions - anyone who tries to enter the city without their permission becomes a "lesson" for the rest of us. Don't judge all ghouls by the actions of a few. We're very peaceful here on the bridge.

Cult? What cult?

Psychos? Who are they?

Prove that you're peaceful and answer some questions ?

I'm getting sick just looking at you. Later.

Mutants here?!? This is bad. We need to work together to fight this threat. Tell me, what can I do to help you?

Some Brotherhood soldiers are imprisoned in the city - I need to get in there.

Not sure yet. Let me ask you a few things.

Let me think about it. I'll be back.

Look, I'd like to help you break through the cult's wall - literally and ideologically. But it can only lead to more violence... I'm sorry.

There are mutants on the docks who'll create more violence if I don't stop them!

Fine. Let me ask you something else.

Great. Thanks for nothing.

All right - because there are mutants involved, I'll help you. Find some good explosives and I'll show you how to use them to blow open the gate.

Got some explosives here.

I'll see what I can find. Before I go, I had some questions?

I'll go look around.

Yeah, this stuff will do. Now watch closely and I'll show you how to use it...

Once you place the charge by the gate, move far away before detonating it, otherwise you'll feel it in the morning!

Before I go and blow shit up, I wanted to ask you something?

Got it. Thanks.

Well... looks like I won't be forming any ghoul community. Most of my organs turned to pudding about an hour ago... but my brain still won't quit...

Hold on, Fisher. Where's everyone else?

There's a vault under the city, Fisher. I need to find a way down there.

Hope your brain goes soon, too. Mmm, pudding.

All of the ghouls have left the bridge... except for Harold... and I think that the merchant is still there... things are getting hazy...

There's a vault under the city, Fisher. I need to find a way down there.

I could kick you while you're down, but it would probably make a mess.

It's people like you who made the world into a toilet... I may be dying, but you have to live the rest of your life neck-deep in shit... hope you enjoy it...

It's people like you who made the world into a toilet... I may be dying, but you have to live the rest of your life neck-deep in filth... hope you enjoy it...

Quit crying and tell me where I can find everyone else.

Before you croak, tell me what you know about a vault under the city.

A vault... that's why the cult was so secretive... Giese claimed that there was a vault under the city, but no one believed him... he's in the shipyard now...

Don't give up. You'll make it through this. You've got a community to build.

I'm going to the docks. If you want, I can take you along in a paper bag.

You know... for a Brotherhood of Steel soldier... you're really an asshole...

You know... for a Brotherhood of Steel soldier... you're really a jerk...

I appreciate your comforting words... but my dream of a ghoul community... I'll leave that to others now...

Well hello, stranger. You look like a strong one... care for a 'lil action?

Action, what kind of action?

Naa, leave me the F alone.

There is this "secret" club where you can pit yourself against other fighters. They even pay you if you win! It's a good way to make a quick cap or two.

Sounds interesting. Tell me more.

Piss off! I’m not interested in your stupid “club”!

Ok, cya around then.

Well, the first rule is, your not supposed to talk about it. But anyway, I'll show you the way.

Sure. Lead on.

On second thought, I’ve changed my mind.

Howdy stranger, back for more?

Wow! That was amazing! Care to go at it again? The prize gets bigger, but the fights get harder.

Let's ROCK!

I think I'm done for now.

I've never seen anyone fight like you! ;;;; Giese dialog

Hey, skinner, flesher, flesh-bag, you came to the right place. I make custom hardware, I find out things... hell, Giese does just about anything for the caps.

What's your story, Giese?

I need information. Seen any mutants around lately?

I'm looking for some Brotherhood of Steel soldiers.

Custom hardware, huh? I'm interested.

I'll remember that. See you around.

Bloody hell! Damn, you freaked me out with that... oh, that's your face. My name's Giese. I got custom hardware, info, anything for the, uh, visually challenged.

That's rich, coming from your ugly ass. What's your story, anyway?

Ha ha. Seen any mutants around here?

Yeah, whatever. I'm looking for some guys from the Brotherhood of Steel.

Tell me about this custom hardware deal.

Oh, so you're useless. Bye.

Whatcha need? I'm here to help you help me help you, uh, help me.

What's your story, freak?

Have you seen any mutants around?

I'm looking for a Brotherhood of Steel soldier.

How can I get some "custom hardware"?

What do you know about a vault under the city?

I'll come back when you get your shit together. Take your time.

Me? None of your business. Look I don't get up your ass, so don't go lookin' in mine, okay? Right. So whatcha need?

Me? None of your business. Look I don't get in your pants, so don't try to get in mine, okay? Right. So whatcha need?

Have you seen any mutants around here?

I'm looking for some Brotherhood of Steel soldiers.

You mentioned something about "custom hardware" before?

I'll come back when you're a little less touchy.

Yeah, yeah, mutants. Yeah, I've seen them down at the docks. The c-c-crazy shit is they weren't doing anything. Just standing around. W-w-waiting like...

Yeah, yeah, mutants. Yeah, I've seen them down at the docks. The c-c-crazy thing is they weren't doing anything. Just standing around. W-w-waiting like...

Interesting. Let me tap that tiny brain of yours for more info?

How do I get to the docks?

I wish I could say that was helpful. Goodbye.

The docks, that's Psycho Ghoul territory. That's where they make the good shit - ghoul-grade psycho. You want to get in, go to the door at the edge of the bridge and tell 'em the password: "Belushi".

The docks, that's Psycho Ghoul territory. That's where they make the good stuff - ghoul-grade psycho. You want to get in, go to the door at the edge of the bridge and tell 'em the password: "Belushi".

All right. Before I go, I wanted to ask you something else...

Tell me more about these psycho ghouls.

Thanks. I'll head down there.

Brotherhood of what? Never heard of 'em. They some sort of gang?

You could say that. I have some more questions...

You are a total idiot. And I'm wasting my time with you. Bye.

The Psycho Ghouls own this town, mate, especially the docks. They hook us all up with the good shit. That's capital "G", capital... "Shit".

The Psycho Ghouls own this town, mate, especially the docks. They hook us all up with the good stuff. That's capital "G", capital... "Stuff".

I had some other questions.

My head just hurts being around you. I have to go.

You got some old junk, maybe I can make something useful. No guarantees what you'll get, though. Just bring me the parts and pay for the labor.

If I find something, I'll come to you. Let me ask you something else...

I've got 50 caps and some junk. Can you make me something cool?

Good to know. I'll come back with some stuff later on.

All right. Stand back while the master performs his kung fu... Here. If you bury someone with this thing, I don't know you. You got it?

Got it. Let me ask you something else...

Yeah. Thanks, grasshopper.

I can't b-b-believe you messed up the Psycho Ghouls and their stash! Where do I get my good shit now? Huh? I can't work without it!

I can't b-b-believe you messed up the Psycho Ghouls and their stash! Where do I get my good stuff now? Huh? I can't work without it!

Quit bitching and answer some questions.

Maybe now you'll get your shit straightened out. I'm outta here.

G-g-good thing you came along when you did. I was about to open up a six-pack of whoop-ass! But you let those those mutants off easy with a quick death.

Yeah, whatever you say. I need to know about a vault under the city.

You mentioned something about "custom hardware" before?

Yeah, I'm a real sweetheart. Catch you later.

What? I... I don't know n-n-nothing about no vault.

Don't lie to me, you little puke. What do you know about the vault?

I guess you don't. Let me ask you something else then...

I'm convinced. See you around.

All right, yeah, I know about a vault. I used to work for Vault-Tec. They made the vaults... had a special one just for the employees. Those crazy Lost ghouls have been hiding it for years.

So why are you rotting out here when you could be safe in the "special vault"?

Why was the Church of the Lost trying to hide the vault?

I need to know how I can get in.

I came out because the motherfucker broke. Radiation and shit pouring in. Lots of us came out... some of 'em formed the Church, didn’t want anyone touching their shit.

I came out because the damn thing broke. Radiation pouring in. Lots of us came out... some formed the Church, didn’t want anyone touching their stuff.

Why did it break? What happened?

Why didn't the Church want anyone to go into the vault?

All right. How do I get into this vault?

Guess I'll head for that warehouse, then.

There was a fight, and an explosion - half of us got stuck up here, turned into rotters. The other half... who knows. Probably still down there, eating cake and watching porn.

What was the fight about?

Tell me how I can get into the vault.

Guess I'll head for that warehouse, then.

I don't know. I was into, like, robotics. The others, they were doing all kinds of weird biological stuff. Guess that's what started the fight...

Robotics?

What fight?

How do I get into the vault?

Guess I'll head for that warehouse, then.

I was an engineer, used to work on robots. Shit, I tricked those mothers out! They had lasers, shields, all kinds of funky shit. I miss my babies.

I was an engineer, used to work on robots. Hell, I tricked those mothers out! They had lasers, shields, all kinds of funky stuff. I miss my babies.

How do I get into the vault?

Guess I'll head for that warehouse, then.

Well, the main vault elevator is in the city - the Church shut that down real quick. But there's another entrance in the docks, through the VT warehouse. The mutants made me tell 'em about it.

Why did the Church close the vault entrance? What were they hiding?

What's so funny about the mutants getting into the warehouse?

Thanks, Giese. Good luck.

Got one of my babies in that warehouse - "Wolfram". Lasers, a recharging energy shield, the works! Good luck getting by that tank!

"Babies"? What are you talking about?

Thanks, Giese. Good luck.

Hello there! Haven't seen a human around here in a good long while - not alive, anyway. The name's Harold. What can I help you with today?

You seem awful cheerful for someone who's rotting away.

I'm a Brotherhood of Steel soldier, looking for other soldiers like me.

Have you seen any mutants around here?

Do you know anything about the vault under the city?

Harold, do you remember a hooker named Ruby?

Missing some parts there, aren't you, old timer?

Nice talking to you, pops.

Well, hello there, junior! You look like a ghoul who's going places. The name is Harold. What can I do for you today?

What are you so damn happy about, old timer?

I'm a Brotherhood of Steel soldier, looking for other soldiers like me.

Have you seen any mutants around here?

Do you know anything about the vault under the city?

Harold, do you remember a hooker named Ruby?

Pops, you look like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.

Nice talking to you, pops.

More questions, huh? Well, I'd be glad to help you! Ask away!

Wow, you seem awfully cheerful for an old fart.

I'm a Brotherhood of Steel soldier, looking for other soldiers like me.

Have you seen any mutants around here?

Do you know anything about the vault under the city?

Harold, do you remember a hooker named Ruby?

Missing some parts there, aren't you, old timer?

Nope. See you later, old timer.

Why shouldn't I be happy? I've traveled a lot, but this place ain't half bad. Lots of honest ghouls up here on the bridge... not like the fanatics that rule the city, or those crazies on the docks. I'd stay clear of all them if I was you.

This is all very... interesting, but I need to ask you a few more questions.

I'm going to get going before I catch whatever you've got. Later, old timer.

Mutants here, you say? That's a good one! Not many mutants around after their army went boom... and the ones that are still alive can't reproduce.

They can't reproduce?

Yeah, I'm just joking with you, old-timer. Let me ask you something else.

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with you. Goodbye.

Didn't you know? Mutants are all sterile. Good thing, too, otherwise they'd take over. Since they can't make little mutant babies, the surviving mutants are probably quietly dying off somewhere in the desert.

Giant killing machines quietly dying off. Right. I had some other questions...

If that were the case, my job would be a lot easier. Later.

Come to think of it... there were some fellas claiming to be Brotherhood here, what, weeks ago? Haven't seen them since.

I have some more questions.

I better go look for them. Talk to you later, old timer.

Well, don't that beat all! The Brotherhood skinners letting ghouls into their little army! We may be butt-ugly on the outside, but some of us still got a pair!

I haven't got all day, pops. You seen another Brotherhood soldier or not?

Yeah, I'm proud to represent ghouls everywhere and shit. I had some questions.

Whoa, look at the time. Gotta run, pops.

What was that? A vault right underneath us? Well, damn my rotten ears! First I heard about it. I used to live in a vault, a long time ago...

So you know something about vaults then?

I wanted to ask you about something else.

I guess I'll ask around. Bye.

They made the vaults before the Great War. Supposed to keep people safe, but a lot of 'em just plain didn't work. Doors opened too early, or there wasn't enough food, or their water chips broke.

Nice history lesson. Can we get back to the important stuff?

See you later, old timer.

Oh, I remember Ruby! Put quite a scare into that little girl... not on purpose, mind you. Sometimes the meat slides right off the bone, if you know what I mean. Heh heh. Whoo. That was a wild time.

Gross. I had some other questions.

I'm going to go kill some people and try to forget about that image.

Yeah. Lost my arm a few days ago. The damn thing keeps coming off. Same with my eyeball and my big toe. If you find any of my runaway parts, could you do an old ghoul a favor and bring 'em home?

Sure, I'll look around. Could you answer something for me, first?

I found this rotten old arm. Does it belong to you?

I found this putrid, watery eyeball. Wanna see if it fits you?

If you're missing a toe, then this is your lucky day. I've got one right here!

Wouldn't be the most disgusting thing I've done, so why not? I'll be back.

Yeah, I'm still missin' a few parts. Did you happen to find any of 'em?

Um, no. I had some questions for you, though.

I found this rotten old arm. Does it belong to you?

I found this putrid, watery eyeball. Wanna see if it fits you?

If you're missing a toe, then this is your lucky day. I've got one right here!

I'll go and check out the local dumpsters. See you.

You found my arm! Let me try and shimmy it back on. There may be some squirting, so you might want to cover your eyes... There we go! Now I can play the piano again! Thanks!

I found this putrid, watery eyeball. Wanna see if it fits you?

If you're missing a toe, then this is your lucky day. I've got one right here!

Wow, that was incredibly disgusting. I have a few more questions for you...

Gotta run. Don't lose anything else while I'm gone.

Is that my eye? Well, give it here and I'll try to pop it back in... Oh, that's much better! Huh, I thought you were taller! Here's a few caps.

I found this rotten old arm. Does it belong to you?

If you're missing a toe, then this is your lucky day. I've got one right here!

Wow, that was incredibly disgusting. I have a few more questions for you...

Gotta run. Don't lose anything else while I'm gone.

I wondered where that went! One day I was digging around an in-grown toenail, and "pop"! The damn thing was just gone! There we go! Here's a few caps on behalf of me and my toe!

I found this rotten old arm. Does it belong to you?

I found this putrid, watery eyeball. Wanna see if it fits you?

Wow, that was incredibly disgusting. I have a few more questions for you...

Gotta run. Don't lose anything else while I'm gone.

Another part? That's the last one! Thanks for getting all my parts back, young'n. I feel like a whole person again! I'm ready to take on the world! Here, take these caps.

Thanks, pops. I do have some more questions, though.

Gotta run. Don't lose anything else while I'm gone.

Well, young'n, it looks like it's time for me to move on! This place is dead... most of the other ghouls have already left. Anything I can do for you?

Do you know anything about the vault under the city?

Harold, do you remember a hooker named Ruby?

Missing some parts there, aren't you, old timer?

Nope. See you later, old timer.

Welcome to my humble market, human vermin! I am called Hieronymous... now, will you be doing business or continue to foul my doorstep?

I'm here to trade, ghoul.

Got a package for you from your brother on the docks.

Foul your doorstep? Take a look in the mirror, rotter. Goodbye.

Greetings, greetings! I am called Hieronymous. You have the look of the wasteland in your eye... perhaps you have some valuable items to trade, yes?

Maybe. Let's see what you've got...

Got a package for you from your brother on the docks.

Not today, porky. See ya.

Begone you drug-addled ruffians - Oh... you are a real customer! My greatest apologies! I am Salieri. Please, let us conduct our business.

Yeah, let's trade.

Wait a second... haven't I seen you somewhere before?

No thanks. I'll just go play with the drug-addled ruffians instead.

Welcome to the shop of honest Pete - Oh! A stranger! Don't you know that the fanatics who claim this territory will kill you on sight?!? They only tolerate me because I trade the highest quality goods... at low prices!

Quality goods? At low prices? Let's trade!

I risked my life to bring you this package from your brother on the docks.

I'll get back to you after I kill some more fanatics.

Hello again! Come, come, do not stand there looking ridiculous. Let us trade.

All right. Let's trade.

I'm interested in making some money, and I'm willing to kill for it.

Your brother wanted me to deliver this package to you.

Uh, maybe later. Bye.

Ah, you must mean my brother, Hieronymous, who runs a similar store on the bridge. Perhaps you would aid me by bringing this package to him? I'm sure he would be grateful for the safe delivery of this unremarkable parcel.

Sure. But first, I'm here to trade.

Great, now I'm a mail carrier. I'm on my way.

Hmm, this package has no markings... I believe that it is not meant for me, but for my brother in the city.

I'm positive it's for you. Go on. Take it.

All right... if you don't want it. How about some regular trading then?

You think so? Maybe I'll bring it to him instead. Bye.

Well then, a package from my esteemed brother! You have my thanks for transporting it here, lowly courier! Here is a minimal gratuity.

Minimal is right. Let's have a look at your inventory.

Ah, the satisfaction of a job well done... without much pay. See you.

The package you delivered has detonated as planned, removing my troublesome and competitive brother. The loss of a family member is tragic... but the increase in business is spectacular! Now, for you, a special discount!

Well, in that case, let's trade.

Good to know that family values are still alive and well. Have a nice day.

Idiot! You have delivered the package to the wrong shop, and it has detonated... killing my other brother! Let us never speak of this again!

Fine. I'm done being your errand-runner anyway. Let's trade.

Speak of what? I'm outta here.

Ah, hello again! News of your violent exploits has reached my putrescent ears... May I interest a dim-witted barbarian such as yourself in some sport?

Not interested. Let's trade.

Sport, huh? What kind of sport?

I've got something better. A package from your brother on the docks.

No... I'd better be going.

A simple physical contest. The winner gains many bottle caps. The loser is given a burial unfit for a rabid dog. Perhaps you are interested?

Forget it. Let's trade.

I could use a light workout.

No... I'd better be going.

Ah, you will take part in some hideous massacre! Excellent! Come with me.

Maybe I'd better shop for some things before the massacre.

Lead on, my disgusting friend.

I changed my mind... I'm allergic to massacres. Bye.

Despite my low estimation of your talents, you have survived the battle. Here is your blood-spattered reward. Perhaps you require a greater challenge?

Maybe later. Right now I'm interested in getting some supplies.

Sure. This time I want a real challenge.

Thanks for the "sport", but I've got a mission to complete. Let's go back.

Here is your prize money, my bloodthirsty friend. Unfortunately, we must discontinue further games due to a lack of suitable contestants.

Guess I'll have to look for enemies the old-fashioned way. Take me back.

Hurry up with your trading. I am a very busy man!

Ah, a discriminating consumer. Well, you will not be disapointed in my stock.

Feel free to peruse my entire inventory of deadly utensils.

You won't use that to harm anyone, correct? Ha ha ha! I kid, of course!

You will not find a better selection - or better prices - anywhere in the city!

The bargains I am giving you will drive my business into the ground! I hope you are happy with my great suffering!

You will surely have much success using my items in your grisly adventures.

Do not be frugal in your spending! Better that you live poor and well-equipped than die with all of that scrumptious currency in your pocket.

My bowels are coming loose again! I must get more staples to secure them inside my body!

You are quite alluring for a human … but your skin lacks the lovely greenish hue of decay that I seek in a mate.

Ghouls make exquisite lovers, by the way. I only mention that in passing...

Might I suggest that you purchase copious amounts of stimpaks? Humans can be very fragile.

I would much rather conduct trade with my ghoulish brethren, but you seem almost decent for a human.

Conversing with a cheerless human thug such as yourself is tiresome indeed.

Ugh! Your human smell is highly distasteful to me! Please finish your business and move along!

Surely you will require more weapons to satisfy your human craving for senseless destruction. Indulge yourself!

I know that I am wondrous to look upon, human, but perhaps we can conduct our business with less delay, yes?

I cannot say that I approve of a ghoul who serves human masters, but as long as you have money we can do business.

I must say, you are the most unpleasant ghoul I have ever met.

You want ammunition? Special prices for my ghoul customers. Today only!

I didn't know that the Brotherhood of Steel accepted ghouls into their ranks.

You... you're from the Brotherhood?!? You incompetent little fuck! You wiped out half my soldiers, destroyed everything I've built here... Do you even understand what's going on here?!?

You... you're from the Brotherhood?!? You incompetent little twit! You wiped out half my soldiers, destroyed everything I've built here... Do you even understand what's going on here?!?

I'm here to take you out for the townspeople and the Brotherhood of Steel.

I'm looking for some Brotherhood soldiers - you know where they went.

I'm working for the Brotherhood, asshole! They wanted information about mutants in this area. I told them about an army of mutants!

I'm working for the Brotherhood! They wanted information about mutants in this area. I told them about an army of mutants!

The Brotherhood wouldn't knowingly allow you to terrorize the town.

I don't know what lies you told them, but I know I've got to get rid of you.

You're lying! Where are the Brotherhood paladins you met with?

No? Not only did they know about my little arrangement here, they offered me protection. Their hands aren't as clean as you think, soldier.

You're lying! Where are the Brotherhood paladins you met with?

That's enough. You're a murderous whore, and I'm going to kill you now.

I met some paladins weeks ago. The mutants were heading for a ghoul city, so I gave the Brotherhood directions. That's what you killed everyone to find out?

I killed them because they're scum. Like you. And now it's your turn to die...

Wait... the paladins met with you and then they just walked away?

Just tell me how to get to the ghoul city and I'll be on my way...

Ha ha! You think I'll let you live after what you've done?!? No, I'm gonna kill you myself, you little shit... and I'm going to enjoy it!

Ha ha! You think I'll let you live after what you've done?!? No, I'm gonna kill you myself... and I'm going to enjoy it!

If that's how you want it. Let's get it on.

Baby, when I'm done with you, you're going to beg me to kill you. And I'm not going to listen.

Ooo, I'm shaking. Let's finish this...

It'll be a shame to waste a good piece of man-meat like you. Guess I can cut off the good parts and keep them... as toys.

I don't like to hurt women, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Welcome to Carbon, big fella! Name's Jesse. I'm the trader in these parts... buy and sell just about anything... deal with just about anyone!

Let's see if you have anything interesting.

Not interested. Good bye.

Well, little lady, ain't you a sight for sore old eyes. I'm Jesse, and I trade goods... all sorts of goods to all sorts of no-good people. Uh, not including a fine young woman such as yourself, of course.

Flattery will get you nowhere. Let's do some business.

Thanks, grandpa. Maybe I'll stop by later.

Either you're a ghoul or someone set fire to your face and put it out with a rake. Pleased to meet you... I'm Jesse, the trader here in Carbon.

Yeah... less talking, more trading.

Not interested, old man.

Wanna do some tradin' stranger?

Let's trade.

I'm looking to get rid of this box of medical supplies.

Tell me about the raider base.

Where can I find the Raider Matron?

Tell me a little about the mill.

Not right now.

The raider matron is dead. Let's head back to town.

You really stuck it to our chickenshit candy-ass mayor! I like you, stranger... and I'm gonna give you a discount on all your purchases!

You really stuck it to our yellow-bellied butter ball mayor! I like you, stranger... and I'm gonna give you a discount on all your purchases!

Great. Let's see what you've got.

I appreciate it. I'll be back for that discount later on.

Hey, stranger... I see you got some of them medical supplies from the warehouse. I'd be happy to take them off your hands for a fistful of caps.

All right. Here.

I don't think so. Let's just stick to the regular inventory...

I'll have to think about it. Bye.

Whoo! A whole case of them blue pills! I'm gonna get shit-faced tonight! Here's your money! Wanna do any other tradin'?

Here's your money! Whoo! A whole case of them blue pills! I'm gonna get wasted tonight! Wanna do any other tradin'?

Yeah, let's trade while you're still standing up straight.

Maybe later. Have fun.

Them rotten-crotch, shit-for-brains raiders! If I still had both my arms, I'd be kickin' ass right next to you, stranger! Well, I can still trade...

Them pea-brain, good-for-nothin' raiders! If I still had both my arms, I'd be kickin' ass right next to you, stranger! Well, I can still trade...

I'm working on the raider problem now, but I need some things...

It'll be over soon. Just keep your head down.

Maybe you think you solved the raider problem, but for every raider you killed, there's ten more camped out in an old mill at the edge of town. And when they find out about their friends, they're gonna be pissed!

Maybe you think you solved the raider problem, but for every raider you killed, there's ten more camped out in an old mill at the edge of town. And when they find out about their friends, they're gonna be mad!

Shut up and trade, old man.

Guess there's more killing to do. Tell me how to get to that mill.

I don't want to hear it. Leave me alone.

Fightin' the raiders on their home turf, that takes guts! This key opens a door just over there... head outside and follow the road to the mill. I'm supposed to deliver 'em a "shipment", so maybe I'll see you inside.

Thanks. Let's do some trading before I go...

I'll just be going now. Thanks for the info.

Good to see you made it this far, stranger... this the the center of the raider camp - we're safe here. This hunk o' junk is the mill...

Let's trade. I've got raiders to kill.

Where can I find the Raider Matron?

Tell me a little about the mill.

Yeah. I see it. Time to head inside...

Well, just north of us is the bulk of the mill's machinery. Matron usually hangs around there. Says she likes the vibrations...heh heh...

That's all I need to know, thanks. Let's trade.

Can you tell me anything about the mill itself?

That's nice. I'll go and find her now.

The old mill safety locks are still workin', so you'll probably have to mess with the machinery, create some havoc.

Thanks for the info. Let's do some trading...

What about the matron? Where can I find her?

Havoc. I like the sound of that. Catch you later.

Well, what else can old Jesse do for you today?

Those raiders are nothin' but a bunch of no-balls shit-for-brains sons-of-WHORES! No disrespect to Miss Ruby, of course...

Those raiders are nothin' but a bunch of gutless yellow-bellied sons-of-WHORES! No disrespect to Miss Ruby, of course...

All my gear comes with a money-back guarantee... of course, I can't honor that if you expose the stuff to sand, harsh sunlight, or radiation...

I've got a whole truck full of crap... but, uh, it's high quality crap.

Let me give you a hand... ha ha! Get it! A hand! I only got one arm!

Law of the desert says that dead folks don't get buried with their gear. Remember that, stranger... and I won't ask where you get your stuff.

Can you get me into that "Society of Steel" group of yours? Maybe?

Whoo! Ha ha ha ha... eh. Yup.

I'd love to go kick the shit outta some raiders with you, stranger, but I'm a little short-handed... ha ha ha! Get it! Short handed?!?

I'd love to go kick the hell outta some raiders with you, stranger, but I'm a little short-handed... ha ha ha! Get it! Short handed?!?

I used to be a real life-taker back in my day... why, I'd eat a radscorpion raw, wash it down with toxic waste, and then shit out a frag grenade!

I used to be a real life-taker back in my day... why, I'd eat a radscorpion raw, wash it down with toxic waste, and then crap out a frag grenade!

Now don't go gettin' attached... old Jesse is probably too much man for you.

Until you've been with a one-armed man, you don't know what you're missin'!

You got good taste in tools of destruction... I like that in a gal!

Take your time lookin' over my things, honey... and I'll take my time lookin' over yours...

Big fella like yourself is gonna need a lot of equipment!

You think you're tough, son? Try wiping your ass with the stump of your severed arm! Now that's goddamn tough!!

They sure do grow you fellas big, wherever in hell it is you come from...

Son, you gotta have the right tools for the job! I know what I'm talkin' about. Look at me! I never lost a fight! Well... maybe one...

I heard that you people were kinda shiftless and dirty... but you seem like a good enough fella.

I'm not sure I like the way you look at me, stranger.

Uh, son... I think one of your ears is comin' loose...

If you don't mind my sayin' so, you smell like the bloated, maggot-infested corpse of an old dog that's been lyin' in the sun goin' on ten days.

Hey! Hey, mister! Oh my god! Are you... are you okay?

Who... who are you?

Leave me alone, stupid bitch. I'm busy dying...

Hey! Wake up, lady! Your arm... are you all right?

Where the hell did you come from?

Do I look all right to you, dumb ass?

You don't look so good... But I bet my friends can fix you up. Come on! I'll take you to the Garden - just follow me.

Your friends? Garden? What the hell are you talking about?

Sounds... good... to me...

No time to talk. You're bleeding bad, and the bugs... they can smell it. Here, here's a stimpak. We have to go... now.

Go? Where... ?

All right. Lead on.

Hey there! You look much better... not so lopsided anymore.

Thanks for bringing me here. Who are you, anyway?

I feel better. This garden is very peaceful...

What were you doing in those ruins where you found me?

Actually, I gotta run. See 'ya around, kiddo.

What do you need?

Tell me about yourself...

What is this place? Some kind of Garden?

Tell me more about the ruins, where you found me.

Nothing. Bye.

Me? Oh! I'm Mary. I've lived my whole life in the Vault. It used to be pretty cool living down here... until the fight. Now we're stuck in this crappy Garden. BORING.

Maybe you can overcome your boredom by answering some questions...

Tell me more about the Garden...

Fight? What fight?

You're right. Why am I talking to you when I could be out doing cool stuff!

Most people call it the Garden, but I call it Snoresville. After the fight, we all came here. Now we're stuck...

I had some other questions...

Must've been some fight to trap you here...

Real interesting, but I gotta run. See 'ya around, kiddo.

I was just a baby when it happened. A bunch of people got into a fight - really bad stuff. Like, explosions and all. That place I found you? That's what's left. The bugs live there now... and the claws...

Interesting. Let me ask you something else...

What were you doing there?

Bugs and... claws?

Oh, look at the time. Gotta run.

Sometimes I go to the ruins, even though they're loaded with bugs and claws. I was looking for my mom's ring. She... she died in the fight.

This is awkward. Let's, um, change the subject...

Hey, it's okay. What was that about some kind of fight?

Bugs and claws?

If I find a ring, I'll bring it right to you. I'll be back.

The fight made this big crack in the Vault. Bugs crawled in, and then the claws. You don't want to mess with them. Some of 'em are blind... but you have to be real quiet around 'em.

I'll remember that. Can I ask you some more questions?

Interesting... but I gotta get going. Bye.

You found it, my mom's ring! Thank you so much! You're the best!

Your welcome. I had some questions, though...

Yeah, I am pretty good. Take it easy, kid.

Hey again! Thanks for opening the vent. Everyone's getting ready to motor, except for Patty, the security officer... She's been acting weird.

Yeah, we've all got problems. Me for instance, I need information...

All you people are freaks, if you ask me. Good luck getting out... you'll need it.

Well, now that you're out of bed with your new arm, I suppose it's my job to ask you some questions. My name's Patty, and I'm the security officer for what's left of this facility. Who are you?

Who am I? Who the hell are you?

I'm a soldier from the surface.

Wait a second... new arm? How did you give me a new arm?

None of your business.

What's the problem?

Just want to know more about you.

Why are all of you stuck in this garden?

There are mutants invading your vault - and they're not pretty.

Any idea where I can find the mutants once you're gone?

Never mind. I have to go.

I'm Patty, the security officer. I took the job of keeping these people safe from the monsters and robots after our old security officer went crazy.

What happened with your old security officer?

Tell me about these monsters that infest the vault.

What's wrong with the robots?

Let me ask you something else.

Keeping these people safe? Why bother.

A soldier? I suppose that means there's plenty of fighting on the surface, too. I'm not sure how you got in, but we're trapped down here.

How did you people get trapped?

Here's the bad news: mutants are on their way here to kill you.

I had some other questions.

I've gotta get going. See you later.

Years ago, our old security officer started a battle between the guards and the scientists. An explosion damaged the vault systems, trapping us in the garden. But we can't survive here much longer...

Why did your old security officer go nuts?

And you've got mutants on the way.

All right. How can I help you escape before the mutants get here?

I had some other questions.

Too bad. I've got other things to take care of.

Some of the scientists here did some research on regenerating damaged tissue - they were happy to experiment with your wounded arm. You should feel lucky, though. Not all of their experiments were successful.

I had some other questions.

If my new arm tries to choke me, I'll be back.

Our old security officer... Blake. He claimed that our research was 'evil' and convinced all the guards to fight us. Then there was an explosion - the scientists got stuck here, and the guards had to return to the surface.

Think I met Blake on the surface. Anyway, I had some other questions.

You'll be glad to know that all those guards turned into zombies. Bye.

Because of the explosion, some areas of the vault are flooded with radiation - and terrible creatures. We've sealed the doors to those areas, but sometimes we have to forage there for supplies - and people get killed.

Back up. There was an explosion? What happened?

I had some other questions.

Sounds like a fun place. I'll catch you later.

That explosion must have triggered the automatic defense systems. The security robots won't let us near the main computer terminal.

Back up. There was an explosion? What happened?

I had some other questions.

Those crazy, crazy robots. Ha ha. Well, it's been nice talking to you.

Mutants?!? That doesn't sound good - and we're trapped, unable to defend ourselves. We need your help to escape before the mutants arrive!

What can I do to help you?

Trapped? Why can't you just leave?

I think I need some more information first...

I can't deal with this right now.

I'll have a technician escort you to the mainframe. He'll help you bypass the defenses, but you must protect him. If you disable the ventilation systems, an auxiliary shaft will open so we can escape to the surface.

Protect him? Protect him from what?

Okay. Can I ask you some more questions?

I'm on my way.

I need you to get to the mainframe. The automatic defenses are buggered, so it won't be an easy job. Once you're there, you have to disable the ventilation systems, then an auxiliary shaft will open so we can escape to the surface.

Automatic defenses? Tell me more...

All right, I'll do it. Can I ask you some more questions?

I'm on my way.

You lost your escort?!? I'll send another one with you - but be careful this time! These technicians don't grow on trees!

Thanks. I had some questions before I go.

Yeah, I'll be careful not to shoot this one in the back... I mean, uh, bye.

Are you using these technicians as body armor or what?!? All right, I've got another one ready to go - you're supposed to be protecting him! Try to keep that in mind this time... bloody idiot.

I'm confused. Maybe I need some more information...

It is fun to watch them die, but I'll try to be more careful. Thanks.

Now that the auxiliary vent is open, we're packing up and getting ready to leave. Thanks for your help. You're coming with us, right?

Can't. I've got mutants to kill.

I don't think so. However, I could use some information...

I can't hang around you wussies - got a reputation to protect. Later.

Those mutants are probably heading for the laboratory. There are some very dangerous materials down there. If the mutants use our research to construct new weapons, we may all be in serious trouble.

I need to get into those labs. Tell me how to get there.

Yeah... let me ask you something else.

I'm not worried. In fact, I'm gonna go take a nap.

The labs... Unfortunately, our chief scientist has the only key to the labs. He was lost in the ruins. We think those monsters took him to their nest, wherever that is. Here, this will open the door to the ruins.

Ruins? Monsters? You'd better explain a bit more.

I have some more questions.

I'll go and find him - or his corpse.

A security officer's key? Of course, I have one right here... somewhere... damn! I must have misplaced it! Look around, it should be around here.

Forget it. I wanted to ask you something else.

I'll take a look around. See you later.

You... it's you! I followed you... to make sure the mutants would never use our research... as a weapon against humanity...

Where were you going? Why didn't you leave with the others?

I was... going to the emergency decontamination center... but this thing caught me... it's... it's eating me alive...

Emergency decontamination center? What's that?

I'd like to stay and watch it gobble you up, but I've got to go.

The emergency decontamination center... from there, we can initiate extreme safety measures... in case of an accident, or an invasion... or both... You must go there... destroy this creature before it grows larger...

It'll take something big to destroy this thing. What do I have to do?

Forget it. Just tell me how to get the hell out of here.

Start the countdown... once it begins, you won't have much time to get out... before everything inside the vault is destroyed...

Wait a second. How am I supposed to get out?

Destroy everything in the vault... all right. I'm on my way.

Please... before you go... kill me... don't let it eat me... alive...

All right. But I need to know how to get out of here.

There's got to be a way to beat this thing.

I'll take care of it. Goodbye, Patty.

The monorail... it'll take you to a secure location in the mountains... miles away... but you can't leave until you destroy everything in this place...

Destroy everything? What do I have to do?

I'll head for the decontamination center first, then the monorail.

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Yeah? What's the p-p-password?

How about "open the fucking door"?

"Belushi". Now open up.

Uh, I'll be right back.

Go f-f-fuck yourself. And get away from our door.

G-g-get lost. And get away from our door.

Yeah? And what if I don't? Hello?

All right, hold on... door's open now. Come down and join the p-p-party.

Thanks.

The Brotherhood reinforcements have finally arrived! How many paladins are with you? Stand up straight when you're being addressed by a superior!

Easy, old man. Who are you anyway?

Come to torture me, ghoul? Do your worst! You'll find that Brotherhood of Steel paladins don't make such easy sport! And when reinforcements arrive, you'll be exterminated along with the rest of your accursed kind!

Torture you? Tempting... but I'm from the Brotherhood.

This is no time for conversation, initiate! You must free me!

I don't know... you make a nice decoration. Sort of complete the room.

Before we go anywhere, why didn't you help the people of Carbon?

Tell me about the ghoul cult.

I heard the big ghoul mention an important key. What's he talking about?

How do I get you out of here?

Just be patient. I'll be right back.

I am Rhombus, leader of the Brotherhood of Steel paladins. Or I was, before I was captured. The council truly controls the Brotherhood anyway, while old knights like me wander the wasteland, and die at the hands of monsters...

You're not dead yet. And I'm here to rescue you.

A ghoul in the Brotherhood of Steel?!? Now I've seen everything! Well, I am Rhombus, leader of the Brotherhood paladins. Where are the other paladins in your unit? And please tell me they're not all ghouls!

I'm the only one here, pal. Just me.

You - you're the only one?!? Those idiots on the Brotherhood council! I warned them that this region contained significant activity! And they sent a - a... You're not even a full paladin, are you? How preposterous!

You can complain to the council later. Let's get you you out of here, first.

I've done all right. Which one of us is strung up like slaughtered brahmin?

You're right. I'm going home. Have fun at your execution.

Well, you've got sand, initiate. Good for you... but this bickering is pointless. The situation is far too grave. You must help me get free!

Maybe you can give me some information...

All right. What do I have to do?

I don't have to do anything. In fact, I'm leaving. Bye.

All right. I'll go and get that key.

How dare you?!? You have no right to question me! What was done in Carbon - unpleasant though it may seem - was done for the fate of humanity!

We can discuss this later... How do I get these chains off you?

Nice sense of compassion, you hypocritical jerk.

Forget I said anything. I had some other questions.

I think somebody needs a little quiet time. I might come back later...

There's no point in arguing. I'm going to find that key.

The ghoul cult worships and protects a vault somewhere in this region. However, the cult isn't the real threat... the real threat is the mutants!

The mutants aren't far from here. We'd better hurry - what's next?

Ghouls, mutants, a secret vault... and you're in chains. What a fuck up you are.

Why would the ghouls want to protect a vault? Or worship it?

Why are the mutants the real threat? Are they up to something?

The plot thickens. Let me ask you something else.

Wow, that's really heavy. I better go and lie down and think.

I'd better hurry up and find that key to free you, then.

I "appropriated" a keycard from the cult, and hid it before I was captured. I don't know what it's for, but it must have something to do with the vault.

All right. First things first - how can I get you out of these chains?

Sounds logical. Tell me more about these cult ghouls.

Why is this vault so important? It's just a fancy hole in the ground, right?

Interesting. I had some other questions.

I'm going to look into this. Don't go anywhere.

Hmm? I'd better get you free first, then we'll worry about that keycard.

You cannot leave! Hate me if you like, but there are things more important than you or I... the events that are transpiring in this city could determine the fate of the world!

Oh, it's a "fate of the world" thing. What do I have to do?

Yeah, the Brotherhood is great. But you're an asshole.

All right, I'll stay... but you're gonna answer some questions.

Now listen carefully... the cult leader holds the key to unlock these chains. You must find him and take the key from him... be prepared to kill without mercy.

Gotta kill a shitload of those cult ghouls too - tell me more about them.

That sounds like a lot of work just to save your saggy old ass.

Before I go on my murder spree, I wanted to know something...

Kill without mercy. I like the sound of that. Be back in a jiffy.

Whatever the secret vault holds, the ghouls fear it enough to kill any trespassers... I suspect that the same secret "thing" is the reason why mutants have been searching for this vault - for this particular vault.

All right. How do we get you out of those chains?

What do you know about this ghoul cult?

Any idea what the mutants are up to?

That's interesting. Let me ask you something else.

I've got a lot to do then, and I'm just wasting time with you. Bye.

I have to look into this some more. I'll be back later.

I have fought the mutants all my life, but you may be too young to recall their savagery... They threaten all life because they wish to become the dominant species on earth, crushing the world in their grasp.

Well we can't allow that, can we? Let's get you free.

Humans screw each other all the time. You screwed the people of Carbon.

Let me ask you something else...

Speaking of savagery, I'm gonna go kill some stuff. See you.

Then we need that key to free you. I'm going to go get it now.

The key! Now release me so that we can escape this hell hole and recover the vault keycard I've hidden. Be prepared - it will be a fight to get there!

Let's get going, then.

When I was younger... I would have laughed at a wound like this! Looks like you've finished that abomination Blake... but your work isn't done yet.

Come on, get up soldier! There are mutants to kill!

My work?!? So you're a completely useless old fart, huh?

I assume you're talking about the mutants. What do I have to do?

This is no longer my fight, soldier. Here, take my Brotherhood insignia. A sign of my trust... that you will do what must be done...

Cool! A useless old badge! I bet I can pawn this for a whole carrot.

What must be done... Yes, I'm ready.

I'll find that vault and take care of the mutants. You have my word.

Ha... you're a mean sonofabitch, initiate... even now... That's good. You'll need that attitude for the job to come...

Ha... you're a mean one, initiate... even now... That's good. You'll need that attitude for the job to come...

Yeah, but I could use your help. So get up, and let's go kick some mutant ass!

What job? You mean there's more?!?

Well, I'm off. Good luck with that whole dying thing.

You must take the keycard... find the secret vault. Get there before the mutants do... One of the ghouls on the bridge must have some information...

All right, but I'm not doing it alone. You're coming with me.

Anything else? You want me to reverse time and stop the great war?

Talk to ghouls... find secret vault... defeat mutant army. Piece of cake.

Hurry, initiate... the Brotherhood is counting on you... This world may be wounded, but that makes it all the more precious...

Farewell, Rhombus.

I will be all right, initiate, but you must go now. Find the vault, defeat the mutants... or we face the end of all life... as we know it...

Rhombus? Shit, he's passed out. I'd better get going.

Well, I guess you're the stranger everyone's talking about. Somehow I expected more... I'm Richard, the mayor of Carbon. I appreciate your help in dealing with the raiders, but it can only lead to more trouble.

Mayor, huh? What exactly do you do here?

The Brotherhood of Steel sent me here. I'm looking for other soldiers like me...

You can't let those raiders push you around.

Fine. You deal with them. I'm gone.

Yes? You're still here? What is it now?

Who are you, anyway?

The Brotherhood of Steel sent me here. I'm looking for other soldiers like me...

Tell me what you know about the raiders.

What do you know about these radscorpions in the warehouse?

What's down in that crater at the edge of town?

Forget it. Asshole.

I'm the mayor of Carbon. Beyond that, it's none of your business.

All right, let's talk about something else.

What if I make it my business, asshole?

Fine. Be that way.

Brotherhood? Yes... I spoke with one of your paladins. Maybe I can help you... if you're willing to help us in return. Our supply warehouse is infested with radscorpions. Clear them out, and I'll tell you more.

All right. It's a deal.

I'm not your fucking janitor. Clean up your own mess.

The raiders bother us from time to time, but we co-exist through a mutual... understanding.

I see... I had a few more questions.

They do whatever they want while you play the bitch, right?

I guess you do what you have to do. See you around.

Hmph. I don't converse with garbage. Goodbye.

What was that? Look me in the eye when you call me names, fuck face.

Yeah, well fuck you, too.

What?!? How dare you! I have kept these people alive for many years without the help from any "Brotherhood"! We do what we must in order to survive!

I can see that you're doing the best you can. Please, let's change the subject.

You survive, but your people don't. People like you make me sick.

I don't like how you say the word, 'Brotherhood.'

I'm going, you dick.

Good! The warehouse is just on the other side of the square - here's the key. I had to lock the building to keep the beasts away from the rest of the town. Come back when you've cleaned out all the radscorpions.

Sure. But let me ask you a few questions first...

Tell me more about these radscorpions.

On my way.

Radscorpions are huge mutated versions of the pre-war insects. Evolution. The world has changed, and there's not much place for humans in it any more.

Radscorpions are huge mutated versions of the pre-war arachnids. Evolution. The world has changed, and there's not much place for humans in it any more.

Uh... yeah. Can we talk about something less depressing?

You're making me all weepy, dough boy.

I'm going to go talk to a nice cheerful rock.

Well, stranger, how goes your bug hunting?

Not finished yet. I wanted to ask you something...

Yup. Radscorpions all dead.

I need a bit more information about the radscorpions.

I'll let you know when I've cleared them all out.

Excellent! Well, a deal is a deal. The Brotherhood paladins went down into the crater at the edge of town. Here's the key to our little "elevator".

I'll check it out. Let me ask you some questions first...

Why would the Brotherhood be interested in that crater?

Nice doing business with you.

Lord knows what's in that crater. Radscorpions and worse things, I'm sure. Perhaps your paladins found a vault down there, deep inside that wound in the flank of the world.

A vault, huh? Maybe... Let me ask you something else.

I'd better go. Too much melodrama makes me ill.

Wh-why aren't you down in the crater? I told you what you needed to know!

I missed your shining personality - and I had some questions for you...

I wanted to know more about the crater.

Nice to hear that I'm welcome. Later.

You... you're a ghoul! I didn't know... please... I meant no offense! Take these! Just... just don't touch me!

Touch you? Look, I just want you to answer some questions.

All right. I won't eat your brains... this time. See ya.

Oh, I know all about your "Brotherhood". You hoard weapons and technology, then look down your noses at the rest of us who have to live on rat meat and sleep in the dirt.

Maybe we should change the subject...

If I wasn't a dedicated Brotherhood soldier, I'd make you eat those words.

And for some reason, we fight to protect people like you. I'm leaving.

It is only fitting that you die here, stranger. These bones mark the demise of one civilization and the birth of another. Mammals replaced the dinosaurs... who knows what will come to replace us?

Don't tell me you think that the raiders are the next stage in evolution.

What's going on? Where are the Brotherhood paladins?

You've got a bad attitude, pal.

The raiders wanted your head, for what you did to their friends in the bar. Either I gave you to them, or they burned the town. My choice was clear.

What about the Brotherhood paladins?

You set me up! You slimy little chicken-shit...

I'm sick of your whining. You die today.

Your Brotherhood paladins? Yes, they came to town ... but they left suddenly, after they spoke with the woman who leads the raiders - the Raider Matron.

So instead of fighting the raiders, you come after me.

Maybe the paladins didn't realize what a traitorous fuck you really are.

Guess I'll go after her. Out of my way, you fat fuck.

Hmph. I'm tired of hearing your foul-mouthed attempts at communication.

Maybe you like your raider boyfriends better.

Wait a second... what about the Brotherhood paladins? Where are they?

And I'm tired of pretending that I'm not itching to kill you. Now.

I'm not normally a violent man, but I think I'll enjoy killing you. You're outnumbered... and I've got a few surprises to guarantee your death!

Come get some.

Welcome to Carbon, stranger. Most people are a little spooked because of the raiders... some of 'em are busting up the bar right now. My name's Ruby. I'm what you might call an "entertainer"...

What's a nice girl like you doing in a shitty town like this?

Have you seen any Brotherhood soldiers around?

Tell me more about these raiders...

I could use some "entertainment". How much?

I'm already entertained. Guess I'll head for the bar now.

Anything little Ruby can help you with?

What's your story, Ruby?

Have you seen any Brotherhood of Steel soldiers around?

Tell me more about these raiders.

How much for your... services?

What do you know about the radscorpions in the warehouse?

I want to know more about that crater at the edge of town...

Have you heard anything about a mutant army in the area?

I'm looking for a ghoul city in this region...

Just stopped by to say hi. See you around.

I've lived here in Carbon all my life. We got raiders and radscorpions... but I guess things could be worse.

Enough about you. Let's talk about something else...

Tell me more about these raiders.

Radscorpions, huh?

Yeah, they could be worse. See you.

Yeah, I remember seeing a bunch of people in armor. They didn't pay any attention to me, if you know what I mean, so I didn't pay any attention to them.

Let me ask you something else then...

Guess I'll ask someone else. Bye.

The raiders control Carbon, really. They take what they want, and sometimes people get hurt or killed. But they ain't all bad, you know? Least they know how to party. Not like those soldiers...

I had some other questions...

Soldiers? You remember seeing some soldiers around?

They sound real swell. I'm gonna go trade recipes with them.

Well well, and I thought it was gonna be a slow day. Wanna party?

Here's 10 caps. Let's boogie.

You couldn't be worth more than 5 caps. Max.

I'll pay you 10,000 caps for your shirt.

Forget I even asked. Let's talk about something else.

I think I hear my mommy calling. I'd better go.

All right, big boy. Here we go...

... You should put a leash on that thing before it hurts someone!

Thank you, ma'am. May I have another?

Enough playing around. I need some information...

I, uh, need to go lie down somewhere.

Women know what women want, sugar. Come here and I'll show you...

... What did I tell you? Another satisfied customer.

Wow... I think I need another round to really get the full effect.

Whew! That hit the spot. Now, down to business...

Thanks for the... demonstration. Catch you later.

Well, uh, sure. I guess so... Hey, what're you doin'?!?...

... Uh, I think I'm gonna be sick...

Baby, I'm just getting warmed up...

Can't handle a little ooze, huh? How about some info then?

I'd love to stay and watch, but I gotta get going.

Wanna ride the Ruby train again? Okay...

... Guess I passed you some of my little friends. Don't worry. The itching should stop in about a week...

I can't say I'm surprised. Let's stick to no-contact conversation...

Just what I fucking needed. I'm outta here.

That much money gets you one of these... (gives you the finger)

I guess I'm in for 10 caps, then.

Hey, take it easy! Let's just talk...

Enjoy that finger while I'm gone, honey.

Hey stranger, I was wondering... could you help me find Mr. Pussy?

Uh... how much will this cost me?

Forget it. I've got serious things on my mind...

I don't have time for Mr. Pussy. Bye.

My cat, Mr. Pussy. I haven't seen him in days. Sometimes he goes down into the nasty hole next to the bar... Can you find him for me?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'll find Mr. Pussy. Now, some questions...

What can you tell me about that hole next to the bar?

Uh, this heap of bloody fur isn't Mr. Pussy, is it?

Your cat is named Mr. Pussy? Right. I'm going to walk away now...

I don't know much about radscorpions... except that they're gross.

That's helpful. Let me ask you something else.

Well put. Hope business picks up. See you.

That damn ugly hole... People used to go down there to find scrap, but it's too dangerous with all the radscorpions. And now Mr. Pussy is missing...

I'm sorry... it almost sounded like you said "Mr. Pussy is missing"?

Radscorpions? What about them?

I'm not sure what that means, but I had some other questions...

Oh, I get it. I'll give you some time alone to "find" Mr. Pussy...

AAAAA!! They killed Mr. Pussy! Well th-thank you for bringing his body back... Here... here's a few caps...

I know this is a tough time for you, but I had some other questions...

Yeah, thanks. Sorry about Mr. Pussy.

Those fucking bastards! Usually they're mean, but this time... one of them stole my necklace... it belonged to my grandmother...

Those bastards! Usually they're mean, but this time... one of them stole my necklace... it belonged to my grandmother...

You need to get your mind off it. Does this dump have any beds?

I found this necklace on one of the raiders. It didn't look so good on him.

I'll hunt the motherfucker down. I promise...

You insensitive prick! Can't you see I'm upset?!? That necklace was important to me! And all you can think about is fucking...

You insensitive jerk! Can't you see I'm upset?!? That necklace was important to me! And all you can think about is sex...

Jeez, I'm just trying to help. No respect, I tell ya...

Oh... you found my necklace! You're wonderful! Here... take this!

Thanks. I had some other questions...

You're welcome. Catch you later.

Oh. My necklace. I guess you want a reward, huh? You were so hot to get in the sack before...

... Now get the hell out of here.

Wait a second! I have some questions...

Shit. That's all? I'm gone...

Mutants!?! When I was a little girl, people told stories about the mutants to scare us. They're not real, are they?

I'm afraid so. And I'll need your help if I'm going to find them...

No, of course not. I, uh, better be going now.

Sorry, I can't help you. I've only seen one ghoul before, a shriveled up fella passing through town. What was his name? Henry? Harold?

I really don't want to hear about this. I had some other questions...

Don't strain yourself. I have to go anyway.

Never heard of any ghoul city... Hey! You're... you're one of them, aren't you? A ghoul, I mean.

You catch on quick. Let me ask you about something else.

Me? No... I've just got a really bad sunburn. Better go see the doctor now.

That's a lot of money for a dirty ol' shirt. Hell, what do I care...

... There ya go, honey!

Now this is what I call a conversation!

I'll cherish it forever. Farewell...

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Let's see what you have to trade.

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Let me try fiddling with it. Something's bound to work...

I found this computer chip. Let's see if it does anything...

Oh well.

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Good. Let's trade.

I don't need to use this right now.

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I found this computer chip. Let's see if it does anything...

Shit. Well, I guess I can still try to find a replacement part...

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I found this computer chip. Let's see if it does anything?

Cool. Now I just need the parts to get it working again?

Oh yes! It feels so good when you do that! Oh, I'm such a bad girl... do it again! Yes! Yes!

Uh, maybe this computer chip will fix the problem.

Eugh! I'm not touching this machine again until I find those replacement parts...

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I don't know who you are, but I'm glad you're here to help us. My name is Vidya - I guess I'm the town doctor. If you're hurt, I can heal you at no charge.

You don't seem like you're from around here, Vidya.

I'm looking for some Brotherhood of Steel soldiers.

Those raiders will bleed this town dry if someone doesn't stop them.

Do you know anything about the radscorpions in the warehouse?

Tell me what you know about the hole at the edge of town.

I could use some healing now.

Nice to meet you. Bye.

What can I do for you?

What's your story, Vidya?

Have you seen any Brotherhood of Steel soldiers around?

Tell me more about these raiders.

I need healing.

Know anything about the radscorpions in the warehouse?

I want to know more about that crater at the edge of town...

There were mutants working with the raiders.

Do you know anything about a city of ghouls?

Goodbye.

I used to belong to a group called the Followers of the Apocalypse, but that... didn't work out. I have some medical training, so now I'm helping these people.

I had some other questions...

Medical training, huh? Can you heal me?

Interesting story, but it doesn't help me. Goodbye.

I remember hearing about some soldiers in town a few weeks back, but I never saw them. Maybe you should talk to the mayor.

I'll go look for him. But first, I had some other questions...

Maybe I should. See you later.

The raiders are a bunch of common thieves led by an uncommonly vicious woman. The townspeople give them what they want because they have no choice.

Sounds tough. I wanted to ask you about something else...

Maybe there's a solution. I'll give it some thought.

That's quite a wound there! Let me take care of that for you...

Thanks. Do you have time for a few questions?

Can I get some stimpaks for the road?

Thanks for patching me up, doc. Back into the fray.

I have limited medical supplies... but all right. Just this once. Here.

Thanks. I hate to ask you for more help, but I need information...

Don't worry, this'll be our little secret. Bye.

Ah, the radscorpions. They're much larger than pre-war scorpions, and more aggressive. Their nest in the warehouse prevents us from getting to our supplies... If you're going in there, I could use your help.

My plate is full already. Let's get back to the questions.

What do you need me to do?

Not interested. In fact, I'd better get going.

There's a small box of medical drugs inside the warehouse. If the townspeople get it, they'll just take the drugs to get high. I need you to bring that box to me.

No problem. A few more questions...

You mean this box of medical supplies?

If I find it, I'll know where to bring it. Later.

You found my medical supplies! Thank you! Here, a reward... and a little something extra to help you if you get into trouble.

It was my pleasure. I had a few questions...

Rough work getting it. Can you heal me?

Thanks. Bye.

From what I understand, the hole was created back during the war... just one of the widespread affects that no one thought about until it was too late.

I guess you're right. Hey, let me ask you something else...

I'm in no mood for preaching. Bye.

Get away! Oh, it's you... I thought that the raiders... they've killed most of the townspeople, but a few of us are secure here in the warehouse... for now.

It's ugly out here. Let me in.

The raiders didn't get everyone. There are still some survivors out here.

I... I can't open the door with raiders still around. If you can get rid the raiders, I'll let you in. Until then, I'm sure you can manage.

You have to open the door! There are still some survivors out here!

Bitch! Open this door right now!

All right. Somebody's got to take out the trash...

We... we left some people behind. Please, save as many of them as you can.

Okay. I'll just come in first and take a breather.

I'm gonna start killing innocent people if you don't open this door...

Kill the raiders, save the people. I'll be back...

I... I'm sorry. I can't open the door until you get rid of the raiders.

You have to open the door! There are still some survivors out here!

Fine. I'm off to kill me some raiders.

You did it! You got rid of the raiders! Hold on, I'll unlock the door.

It's about fucking time...

Well, you killed them - the raiders, I mean. I'm not implying that you had a hand in the deaths of all those townspeople... not at all...

Of course not. More raiders will come soon, so I'll have plenty of killing...

You certainly took care of the raiders. Too bad about the townspeople that died. I know that you tried your best. Here, please accept this small reward.

More raiders will come, until everyone in this town is dead.

That was fantastic! You killed the raiders and saved all of the townspeople! This doesn't begin to repay your bravery...

Thanks, but I can't protect this town forever. More raiders will come.

You're right. The raiders will never leave us alone now... What do we do? Will you help us to deal with them?

I guess I can take care of the raiders for you.

Take on all of the raiders? Doesn't seem like there's much profit in it.

Thank you! Again, you're putting your life at risk to help us. Talk to Jesse - he'll tell you how to get to the raider base. And good luck.

Before I head off, I had a few questions...

Thanks. Can you heal me before I go?

I don't believe in luck. Catch you later.

Look, we're not rich people. But we'll pay you as much as we can if you deal with the raiders... Please, talk to Jesse about getting to the raider base.

Now we're talking. All right... I had some questions before I go.

I'll do that. But first, I could use some healing.

Gather up those caps - when I come back, I'll expect payment.

It looks like you've dealt with the raiders and their leader. Thanks for all you've done... and here, a small token of our gratitude.

Thanks. I had some questions...

You know, there were mutants working with the raiders.

Do you know anything about a city of ghouls in this region?

I could use some healing now...

Good luck to you.

You're back! So I guess this means that the raiders are dealt with... as well as their leader. I suppose you want your reward now. Here. And thanks.

Thanks. What's your story, anyway?

You know, there were mutants working with the raiders.

Do you know anything about a city of ghouls in this region?

I could use some healing now...

Nice doing business with you. Bye.

Mutants?!? I never saw one, but I've seen the destruction they've caused... If there are mutants in the area, we'll have to be extra careful from now on.

Yeah. Let me ask you something else...

I'm looking into the matter myself. See you around.

There was a ghoul city to the west called Necropolis. But that place was wiped out by the mutants. I guess the survivors may have settled somewhere else...

I'll ask around, I guess. Can I ask you something else?

Somebody's got to know something about it. Bye.

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Raider Matron: Hey!

Raider Matron: Back in line, slaves!

Raider Matron: I can't sell you if you're dead, but I'll shoot you in the back if you try to run.

Raider Matron: As for you insects, you better bring those supplies by tomorrow.

Mayor: Wait! You can't do this! We -

Raider Matron: Shut your mouth, worm, before I step on you.

Mayor: Yes, ma'am.

Raider Matron: All right you gorgeous hunks, let's go...

Raider Matron: ... and anyone who's too drunk to walk gets left behind. Now move!

Raider 1: Hey, where's Frank?

Raider 2: Still in the bar. He'll catch up later. Come on.

Raider 1: That'll teach ya to look at me, crap-head!

Raider 2: Shouldn't we go back outside with the others?

Raider 1: I ain't done drinkin' yet.

Raider 1: Hey! Armpit! Another round of your finest... ha ha ha!

Bartender: I ain't servin' you bastards a freakin' thing unless I get paid for the last six rounds!

Raider 1: Ah, shaddup!

Bartender: Oh crap!

Raider 2: Ha ha ha!

Raider 1: Ha ha! We're gonna trash your place, then we're gonna kick your ass...

Raider 1: ... and then we'll have another round!

Bartender: Look, I didn't have anything to do with your boys getting killed!

Bartender: It was that stranger... from the Brotherhood!

Raider Matron: You're just an innocent bystander, aren't you?

Bartender: Yeah! I ain't done nothin' wrong!

Raider Matron: Fry him, boys.

Bartender: (screams)

Raiders: Ha ha ha!

Raider Matron: Mmm, that fire feels nice.

Raider Matron: Time to show these people that you don't mess with the raiders.

Raider Matron: Burn anything that moves, then burn anything that doesn't move.

Raider Matron: Meet me back at the mill when you're done.

Raider Matron: Nice doing business with you. If you need any more -

Raider Matron: What the hell was that?!?

Raider Matron: You better not be messing with me you big -

Mutant General: I have nothing to do with it. My troops have gathered the slaves and moved on.

Mutant General: Our business is concluded.

Raider Matron: Wait! Where are you going?!?

Raider Matron: If there's a problem, maybe you can stay and help me out... then I can help you.

Mutant General: Your charms are wasted on me. Frankly I think you're repulsive, selling your own kind.

Mutant General: Whatever problem you now face, it's yours to face alone.

Raider Matron: I'm not giving you a choice -

Raider Matron: You goddamn impotent freak!

Raider Matron: You impotent freak!

Ghoul Cult Priest: We strive in battles dire...

Ghoul Cult Priest: ... in unseen conflictions with shapes bred from the forsaken wilderness.

Ghoul Cult Priest: Shapes of beast, insect, serpent, and... human.

Wasteland Man: Help! Oh god somebody help me!

Ghoul Cult Priest: Los behind me stands, a terrible flaming sun!

Ghoul Cult Priest: It dictates the penalty for trespass:  annihilation!

Wasteland Man: God, no! Nooo!

Ghoul Cult Priest: Let the word go forth.

Ghoul Cult Priest: None may enter the city of Los without the permission of the Church of the Lost.

Ghoul Civilian 1: That's the third sacrifice this week.

Ghoul Civilian 2: Who cares? It's just a human.

Ghoul Civilian 1: Come on, let's go pick our scabs.

Ghoul Mercenary 1: We ain't gonna make a d-d-deal with the mutants, are we?!?

Ghoul Mercenary 2: Dunno. They're on the docks right now. Just talkin'.

Ghoul Mercenary 1: Talkin'?!? What are they talkin' about? Huh?!?

Ghoul Mercenary 2: Would you take it easy, man! You're trippin'!

Ghoul Mercenary 1: Those mutants scare the c-c-crap outta me!

Ghoul Mercenary 2: Someone's comin' down from the bridge.

Ghoul Mercenary 2: Let's get juiced up and kick some ass. It'll make you feel better.

Ghoul Mercenary 1: Oh yeah... I feel better already!

Ghoul Mercenary 2: See? I told you. Someone's coming...

Ghoul Mercenary 1: Hope it's that dork, G-G-Giese! Let's bust his head!

Ghoul Mercenary: Why don't you bust into the cult territory yourself?

Mutant General: While my army could surely take the city, a siege would be wasteful.

Mutant General: I'm looking for a more expendable solution.

Ghoul Mercenary: What do you mean?

Mutant General: It means you will be well paid for your work.

Mutant General: All you must do is infiltrate the ghoul cult's stronghold...

Mutant General: ... grab the Brotherhood soldier from their prison, and bring him to me.

Ghoul Mercenary: We'd be screwin' our own kind... just so you mutants can get your hands on some crappy human.

Ghoul Mercenary: We don't like that.

Mutant General: I heard that the Psycho Ghouls were for hire.

Ghoul Mercenary: Yeah? Well I heard that all you mutants were sterile!

Ghoul Mercenary: Ha ha ha -  Aaaaaa!!

Mutant General: Kill the vermin! We will find another way!

Ghoul Cult Priest: Where have you hidden the key, human?

Ghoul Cult Priest: You will speak, swift winged words, or suffer dark visions of torment.

Ghoul Cultists: Torment...

Brotherhood Paladin: Do your worst, zombie! I am not afraid!

Ghoul Cult Priest: You do not comprehend that we are the same?

Ghoul Cult Priest: The Brotherhood of Steel and the Church of the Lost...

Ghoul Cult Priest: ... guarding against the terrors of science.

Brotherhood Paladin: We are not the same! And when a squad of Brotherhood knights arrives...

Brotherhood Paladin: ... they will tear through your precious city, digging up all your secrets -

Brotherhood Paladin: Aaaa!

Ghoul Cult Priest: You will die tomorrow. Howling...

Ghoul Cultists: Howling...

Ghoul Cult Priest: Rage, fury, intense indignation... in cataracts of fire, blood, and gall...

Ghoul Cult Priest: ... in whirlwinds of sulphurous smoke...

Ghoul Cult Priest: A shriek runs through Eternity, and a paralytic stroke!

Ghoul Cult Priest: Noooooo!!

Brotherhood Paladin: Come on! I hid the vault key here before I was captured!

Brotherhood Paladin: Here it is!

Brotherhood Paladin: Aaaaa!!

Ghoul Cult Priest: My penance is finished. I... return!!

Mutant 1: Ha ha! We get left behind, but we find good smashing!

Mutant 2: Smash again! Pound it good!

Computer: Warning. System malfunction. Warning.

Mutant 2: See what you do? I told you not to smash it!

Mutant 1: Uh... I found it that way! Wait... what was that?

Mutant 2: Uh-oh.

Security System: Unauthorized presence detected.

Security System: Initiating emergency sanitation procedures.

Mutant 1: Me have bad feeling about this.

Security System: Weapons set to... massacre.

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Vending Computer: The Vault-Tec corporate vault is also designed with extensive research facilities...

Vending Computer: ... so that exciting new Vault-Tec products can continue to be developed... underground!

Vending Computer: Would you like to know more about your new home?

Mutant: Stop! Shut up! Make head hurt!

Vending Computer: We have fitness facilities, entertainment lounges, private living quarters, even sprawling gardens!

Vending Computer: Vault-Tec has designed this vault to meet your every need!

Vending Computer: You and your children can look forward to a life of peace and prosperity...

Vending Computer: ... here inside the Vault-Tec corporate vault, where everything is better...

Vending Computer: ... thanks to Vault-Tec!

Mutant: Rrraaaaa!!

Mutant General: So... you are prepared to kill me, but you do not know why...

Mutant General: The secret lies below us. You'll learn it soon enough... or will you?

Mutant General: Wake the little mouse.

Mutant General: You thought you had me, didn't you?

Mutant General: I give you credit for fighting bravely, but your time has passed now.

Mutant General: Let me tell you about this vault.

Mutant General: There's a whole section that's infested by terrible beasts...

Mutant General: ... the smell of blood will drive them insane with hunger.

Mutant General: Hold fast.

Mutant General: Throw this trash down the hole.

Mutant 1: Yes sir! Okay, you get legs.

Mutant 2: You get legs. Me no like smelly feet.

Vault Girl: I know it's got to be here somewhere.

Vault Girl: Oh my god!

Vault Girl: Hello? Are... are you alive?

Vault Security: What's the patient's status?

Vault Doctor 1: The new arm seems to be working correctly.

Vault Doctor 2: Who is this person? How -

Vault Security: I don't know... but something's going on up there!

Vault Security: I keep telling you people - we have to leave!

Vault Doctor 2: Oh come on, Patty. It can't be that serious...

Vault Security: Now that Dubois is gone, I'm taking charge. And I say -

Vault Doctor 1: Wait... the patient is waking up.

Tesla Robot: Checking sector G-thirteen. Please clear this area.

Tesla Robot: Foreign organisms detected. Initiate extermination sequence.

Tesla Robot: Stand back...  Stand back...

Tesla Robot: Extermination complete. Glad to be of service.

Vault Scientist: Listen to me... she could return at any second!

Vault Scientist: What was that?!?

Vault Scientist: Listen...  You must leave here and destroy this vault!

Vault Scientist: There are things that must be kept hidden from the world!

Vault Scientist: Leave me! Go quickly!

Vault Scientist: It's too late!

Vault Scientist: Aaaaaa!!

Vault Woman: We have to get to the ventilation shaft! Hurry!

Vault Man: I... I don't know if I can make it!

Mutant: Ha ha! Me have you now, little blue people!

Vault Man: Thanks! I thought I was a goner for sure!

Vault Scientist: Get into the ventilation shaft and lock it behind you.

Vault Scientist: I will stay and fight for as long as I am able.

Vault Woman: But...  You can't...  All right. Good luck.

Super Mutant: Trying to protect your friends, human?

Super Mutant: It doesn't matter. We want the vault, and we'll destroy any who oppose us!

Vault Scientist: I do not fear death. Let us see whose weapons are greater.

Vault Scientist: Aaaaaa!!

Nightkin 1: Unit five, report. Come in, unit five.

Nightkin 2: They found some humans.

Nightkin 2: They have fun smashing while we get stuck watching stupid door.

Nightkin 1: It's our assignment to guard the door to the lab.

Nightkin 2: Do you think this is the place? The place we find a cure?

Nightkin 1: Attis says we will, and he hasn't been wrong yet.

Nightkin 2: Wow... a cure. Me can't even remember what it's like...

Nightkin 1: Quiet. Someone's coming.

Nightkin 2: Me no hear any signal.

Nightkin 1: They didn't use the signal. Everyone go to stealth mode!

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} Talk to Armpit

Thats ten dead raiders. Good job!

You can't leave until you take care of the raiders in the bar.

} Exit Bar

Wasteland Man: I can't believe the raiders... took my family!

Wasteland Woman: Have another drink. It'll make everything better.

Wasteland Woman: Hey! Are you looking at that... that hooker?!?

Wasteland Man: I wasn't staring at her... just her tits. Honest!

Wasteland Man: What? No, no. What were you saying again?

Wasteland Man: Who is that old guy in the corner,  anyway?

Wasteland Woman: I don't know. Just came into town.

Wasteland Man: Hey... he's checking you out.

Wasteland Woman: Ugh. Creepy. He scares the hell out of me.

Wasteland Woman: Ugh. Creepy. He scares the crap out of me.

} Open Gate

The door is locked from the other side.

You receive %d experience

You receive %d caps

You receive a Home-made Laser Pistol

You receive a Home-made Machine Gun

You receive a Home-made Laser Rifle

You receive an Incendiary Mortar

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Jay: Looking good today, Bill!

Bill: You know it! I'm hot! Tssss!

Bill: You see that old ghoul, Harold?

Jay: The one who lost some parts? Yeah.

Bill: Yeesh, I hope I never get that bad.

Jay: Yeah, I wanna rot away with some dignity.

Bill: I just came into town. What's with all the junk?

Jay: On the bridge? This is our home.

Bill: Looks like a bunch of crap to me.

Jay: Yeah, well... it's that, too.

Bill: You, uh, ever been out east?

Bill: I hear they've got bugs as big as houses. And killer robots!

Bill: Hey, does this look infected to you?

Bill: Uhh... I hate it when it rains.

Jay: Me too. My insides get all mushy.

What the fuck is an ice cream truck doing out here?

Oooo ice cream! I'll take the big popsicle, please.

All right, ice cream! Can I have a fudgesicle? Hello? Hello?... Damn.

...?

Bob 1: Why are we out here in the rain?

Bob 2: Because there are no doors on the shacks.

Bob 1: Why are there no doors on the damn shacks?

Bob 2: I don't know. Stop crying.

Bob 1: I'm cold... Do something!

Bob 2: Ok... Watch this.

Bob 1: What a fucking idiot.

Zack: Here, take this. I won't be needing it where I'm going.

Damn! The door is stuck.

This weapon is being repaired.

} Open Dog Kennel

Need Gate Key

You need a key to activate this switch. One of the raiders must have it.

} Activate Switch

} Open the gate.

Oh look, an indoor outhouse.

Outhouse...

} Enter Town Center

} Enter Crater Lower Level

The door is blocked.

It's a cave-in! Move your ass and head back towards the elevator!

Don't be such a pussy! Get in there and fight!

Well you came this far. Might as well look around.

Townsperson: Stop chasing me! I'll give you a present if you stop chasing me...

Townsperson: Please don't hurt me! AAAAAAA!!

Townsperson: Why do you raiders have to torture us?!? Please... leave us alone!

Townsperson: Scum bag! Get away from me!!

Townsperson: Did you take my honey? Give him back to me please... I beg you...

} Exit Town of Carbon, Enter City of Los

You receive %d caps from the mayor

The bar is out of business.

The crater elevator isn't working any more.

The warehouse is permanently closed.

You don't have enough money.

} Open Door

This door is locked.

Raider: Hey BITCH! Come and get me if you can...

Raider: Hey ASSHOLE! Come and get me if you can...

Raider: KILL HER!!

Raider: KILL HIM!!

} Turn on Oven

} Enter Docks Warehouse District

} Enter Bridge East

Something is blocking the door.

The door is locked.

} Open Door

} Open Door

} Open Door

You have unlocked a secret!

Secret Update: Secret item available!

Secret Update: Failed!

} Enter Docks Shipyard

} Enter Bridge West

} Enter Docks Holding Pens

} Enter Vault-Tec Warehouse Storage

Say hello to my little friend.

Shiny disco balls.

Do not touch!

You need the Vault-Tec Warehouse Key to enter.

I can't open the door from this side...

I must find another way.

There is no bridge.

TROGDOR!!!

Jake : Are you chewing on your tongue?

Paul : Is that what it is? Huh. Weird.

Jake : Sometimes you disgust me, Paul.

Paul : Yeah, sometimes I disgust myself.

Ghoul 1 : Have your balls dropped yet?

Ghoul 2 : Yeah, months ago. Yours?

Ghoul 1 : Mine fell off just now. Wanna help me look for them?

Ghoul 2 : Sure ...

You can't leave yet. Help Rhombus retrieve the Vault Key.

} Open Cell Door

You do not have the key for this cell.

You have found a prison key.

} Open Door

} Open Gate

You do not have the key for this gate.

This switch is broken.

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You have found a gate key.

} Throw Switch

This switch is broken. There's no way to activate it.

Ghoul: You defile this sacred place!

Ghoul: To arms, brothers!

Ghoul: You dare! All trespassers must die!

Ghoul: AAAAAAAAAGH!

Ghoul: Desecrator!

Male Prisoner: Thank you!

Female Prisoner: Thank you!

You have succeeded in saving the prisoners.

You have failed to save the prisoners.

One of the prisoners has been killed!

You have saved %d prisoners.

You have saved %d prisoner.

} Talk to Ghoul Merchant

DON'T TOUCH ME! I WILL MAKE YOU CRASH!

Ghoul Merchant: Come back later, when I know how to talk...

Female Prisoner 1: You make me sick, sleeping with those ghouls.

Female Prisoner 2: I... I have to make sure that my kids are safe.

Female Prisoner 1: Whores like you don't deserve to live!

Ghoul: Hey, you! No fighting!

Prisoner: FIGHT!

Female Prisoner 1: I always hated the way you dress.

Female Prisoner 2: But you made me this!

Ghoul: Heh heh heh... that should teach them.

Ghoul: Some of the prisoners have escaped!

Ghoul: Get 'em!

} Set Blake to be dead.

Give player all keys

(Played over loudspeakers)

PA System: A shadow of horror lies brooding shut in the deep.

PA System: The human race built secluded places, like traps to catch the joys of Eternity; leaving all the rest a desert.

PA System: Then the inhabitants of the cities fell prey to swift diseases and torments, till bones and nerves weakened beneath the dark net of infection.

PA System: Over dark deserts of Earth, the human shadow delved in his resistless way, howling, on golden chariots raging, with red wheels dripping blood.

PA System: Thus did humanity blast the Earth, condemning us to walk through hell on a road that will lead to heaven.

PA System: Hear the voice of the Prophet!

PA System: The world around us burns and crumbles, but we are a pillar of strongest rock, made holy through our daily suffering and eternal vigilance!

Following Rhombus

Before Blake captured Rhombus, he hid the key to the Vault-Tec Warehouse. Follow Rhombus to retrieve it.

Rhombus: Head on through when you're ready to keep going.

Rhombus: Give me a second, I'll go open the gate.

Rhombus: There. The gate's open. When you're ready, we'll go.

Ghoul: Close the gate!!!

Rhombus: Get to the gate before it closes!

Rhombus: Damn! We're too late. We'll have to go through the back alley.

Rhombus: After you...

You have retrieved the Vault Laboratory Keycard.

Whew... that looks like the last of them.

DOCKS_3

Fight your way to the north to confront Blake and free Rhombus. Save as many prisoners as you can from the holding pens.

Give the player the VT Warehouse Key

Ghoul 1: You seem troubled, brother. What's wrong?

Ghoul 2: It's just... all this violence. Is it really necessary?

Ghoul 1: What?!? Heresy!

Ghoul 2: I mean, uh, I love violence! Death to unbelievers!

Ghoul 1: I hate humans.

Ghoul 2: You hate everything.

Ghoul 1: I especially hate you, Tom.

Ghoul 2: Oh, do you need a hug... No? Okay. Just checking.

Ghoul 1: You ever notice how the clouds look like stuff?

Ghoul 2: Yeah. Hey, that one looks just like a bunny!

Ghoul 1: And right next to it, there's a mushroom cloud!

Ghoul 2: Ha ha! Good one! Mushroom cloud! Ha ha ha!

Prisoner 1: Shit, they're shooting! Get outta the way!

Prisoner 2: AAAAHHH!!! Run for your lives!

You can't leave now! Help Rhombus!

} Open Door

} Throw Switch

PA System: Our flesh is corrupted, we are not among the living.

PA System: I am the way and the door, paradise is found through me!

Rhombus: Follow me. I'll take you to the place where I hid the Vault Key.

You can't exit yet. You've got work to do!

} Open Bulkhead Door

} De-activate Security Lasers

} De-activate Robot Fabrication Berth A

} De-activate Robot Fabrication Berth B

} De-activate Robot Fabrication Berth C

ESCORT TECHNICIAN

Technician: Okay, I need you to scout ahead and shut off this force field from the other side. Watch out for the robots.

ESCORT TECHNICIAN

Technician: Okey dokey, this is the console. I need a minute to work on this...

ESCORT TECHNICIAN

Technician: I'm almost set. I need you to reset the circuit breakers. I'll stay here and direct you over the speaker system as you go.

Damn, that's %d killed. I hope they send another.

That's %d techs dead. Where the hell are they coming from?

...%d

No point in going this way.

Technician: I'll, uh, wait here. You should be able to get to the switch on the other side of this force field using the ventilation shafts.

Technician: I'll wait here. You go ahead and open the door.

Locked Door

This door is disabled at this time.

Technician: Hang on a second. I'm working on opening the door.

Technician: All right. You okay? Keep going... almost there.

Technician: Whoops! Hold on a second... okay, we're all right.

Technician: What happened? Don't move... I'll get it in a second.

Technician: There you go. Sorry about that.

Technician: Okay, you need to re-connect the circuit breakers manually, then head back here when you're all done.

Technician: Robots! I'm under attack! I'm hit! I'm hit! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

} Deactivate Robot Fabrication Berths

} Reset Circuit

This door doesn't seem to work.

Out of order.

} Use Command Console

} Use Terminal

This is too easy. I should just turn on the power...

Uh...

} Open Bulkhead Door

This door won't open.

Security bots still patrol the area.

Forcefield 03 turned OFF.

Forcefield 03 turned ON.

Forcefield 02 turned OFF. Forcefield 03 turned ON.

Forcefield 02 turned ON. Forcefield 03 turned OFF.

Forcefield 05 turned OFF. Forcefield 06 turned OFF. Forcefield 02 turned ON.

Forcefield 05 turned ON. Forcefield 06 turned ON. Forcefield 02 turned OFF.

Forcefield 01 turned OFF. Forcefield 02 turned ON.

Forcefield 01 turned ON. Forcefield 02 turned OFF.

Forcefield 02 turned OFF. Forcefield 01 turned ON.

Forcefield 02 turned ON. Forcefield 01 turned OFF.

Lasers in Section 2 have been disengaged.

Nothing appeared to happen.

Forcefield 09 turned OFF.

Forcefield 09 turned ON.

Forcefield 11 turned OFF. Forcefield 09 turned ON.

Forcefield 11 turned ON. Forcefield 09 turned OFF.

Forcefield 12 turned OFF. Forcefield 11 turned ON.

Forcefield 12 turned ON. Forcefield 11 turned OFF.

Forcefield 14 turned OFF. Forcefield 12 turned ON.

Forcefield 14 turned ON. Forcefield 12 turned OFF.

Forcefield 15 turned OFF.

Forcefield 15 turned ON.

This command console appears to be malfunctioning.

Forcefield 01 turned ON. Forcefield 02 turned ON.

} Open Footlocker

Placeholder

TEMP - Quest complete, leave level now.

} Open Auxiliary Vents

It isn't safe yet!

Set facil quest (start). Reload GARDEN level.

Set facil quest (complete). Reload GARDEN level.

Set find lab key quest to 4 (complete). Reload GARDEN level.

The Calix system is down.

This door is now locked due to the security lockdown.

This door is now locked due to the security lockdown.

This door is now locked.

This door is now locked.

This locker is locked.

} Open Locker

} talk to Technician

Technician: I'm the technician Patty mentioned. You go on ahead - I'll be right behind you.

Technician: Are you ready to go? We've got to get to the ventilation systems.

Technician: When we go in, you'll have to deal with the robots. I'm a total wussy.

Technician: Do we have to go in there? I've got a bad feeling about this ...

Technician: You'll protect me, right? I couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag.

Technician: I'm ready to go whenever you are, surface dweller!

Technician: How about a quickie before we go risk our lives? No? Okay, forget it.

Technician: Come on, I want to be back in time for dinner. It's chili night!

Technician: You don't look like much, but Patty told me to stay with you.

This door is malfunctioning.

} Open Door

} Open Door

Something is blocking the door.

} Open Medical Lab Door

Medical Lab Door

Emergency Room

Vault-Tec Computer Door

} Open Vault-Tec Computer Door

} Operate Vault-Tec Computer

} Open Garden Door

} Open Door

Facilities Security Door

} Open Facilities Security Door

Access granted, security officer P. Blair.

Access denied. Please reinsert your keycard and try again.

Ruins Security Door

} Open Ruins Security Door

Access granted, security officer P. Bush.

Access denied. Please reinsert your keycard and try again.

Laboratory Level 1 Door

Laboratory Level 1 Security Door

} Open Laboratory Level 1 Security Door

Access granted, Dr. N. Soseki.

Access denied. Please reinsert your keycard and try again.

} Open Service Elevator Door

} Start Pip-Range Simulator

} Open Animal Husbandry Section Door

Scientist: You're hurt. Step into the regeneration room and I'll calibrate the machine.

Scientist: Hi there, surface dweller! This machine will speed up your metabolism to facilitate regeneration. Come back if you get hurt and we'll fix you up.

You have been given the Emergency Decontamination Center keycard.

You have been given the Vault Ruins keycard.

} Talk to Mary

This door is beyond repair.

Computer: Your retina does not match our databanks.

} Use Retinal Scanner

This door is jammed. You won't be going back to the Garden this way...

Vault Computer

Initiating emergency decontamination procedures. Have a nice day...

This monorail is out of order.

Vault Computer: Nuclear device is now armed. Vault seals ready to engage. Countdown sequence commencing... now.

Vault Computer: This is not a drill. All vault personnel evacuate immediately. Repeat, this is not a drill

Vault Computer: Please proceed to the nearest exit. Vault doors will soon lock to seal in contaminating materials.

Vault Computer: A nuclear device is about to detonate. Please exit the vault in an orderly fashion and move to a minimum safe distance.

This door is blocked by parts of the mutant blob. It's not going to work.

} Board The Monorail

Are you crazy? You need to get out of here!

This door for the monorail is jammed.

Countdown: %d seconds...

Countdown: %d second...

There's a giant mutant eye growing around this console. It doesn't seem to work...

Let's see...


 * Exit Turret Control Mode

The turret is currently malfunctioning.

} Activate Console

} Log on to Console

This console requires a keycard.

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 2

The door is electronically locked. Maybe I can use the console to open it.

The door has been successfully unlocked. Received %d experience points.

Invalid access code, please try again later. Have a nice day.

} Activate Door Switch

Mutant 1: Ummm... Hey, do you know what this do?

Mutant 2: Uh... Dunno. Boss told us to look for some drug or something...

Mutant 1: Okay. Me sniff around here...

} Pick up Torn Piece of Paper

} Pick up Wedding Ring

} Activate Lab Computer

System activated. Releasing substance TB-12 into test chamber.

System shutdown. Unknown anomaly present in test chamber.

System failure. Test chamber door is ajar.

} Use Vending Machine

It's broken...

Sorry, you have exceeded your daily quota of BAWLS. Please come back tomorrow. Don't drink and work. Have a nice day...

RING OF NUMBERS

Found a piece of paper that says, "Honey, how could you say you love me if you don't remember our anniversary!?!"

Found a ring, on the inside there are some engraved markings that read "9-29-2001, H&H". What could this mean?

Quest Update: Found a ring with number marking

Enter your access code (1st digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

Enter your access code (2nd digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

Enter your access code (3rd digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

Enter your access code (4th digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

Enter your access code (5th digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

Enter your access code (6th digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

Enter your access code (7th digit):

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Screw this shit, I ain't gonna sit here and guess.

} Ride Monorail

The Winner Is You

Mutant: Brothers! Me need help!!

Mutant: RRRAAAAA! Here I come!!

Mutant: I need assistance!

Mutant: Must kill... KILL!!

This room is now clear. There's no sign of mutants.

} Activate Console

This console is no longer working.

} Use Shop-Tec

Mr. Buddy automated bodyguard systems - beta phase of development. Please make your selection from the following:

Robo-Bud Mk-I

Robo-Bud Mk-II

Prototype Robo-Bud Mk-X

No, thank you...

Acquiring the Robo-Bud Mk-I will cost 10000 caps. Would you like to purchase this model?

Yeah, I'll take it.

Seems a little expensive for a robotic friend. I'll pass.

Acquiring the Robo-Bud Mk-II will cost 50000 caps. Would you like to purchase this model?

Yeah, I'll take it.

No fucking way. You're out of your freaking CPU mind!!

The Robo-Bud Mk-X has not been field tested. Please use with caution. Purchase cost is 100000 caps.

What the hell!! Yeah, I'll take it.

Unless this thing can fertilize the wasteland, predict the future, and shit out golden eggs, there's no way I'm paying that!

} Activate Emergency Decontamination Systems

} Insert Keycard

This switch needs a key

Emergency room door switch activated

} Take Monorail to Vault Laboratory Level 1

Lab Vault Self-Destruct

I need to start the emergency decontamination sequence before I can escape this fucking nightmare.

Door is not functioning anymore. Better keep moving.

You've received the Emergency Systems Keycard.

Emergency Switch Locked.

Must find General now.

} Search Junk Pile

You found a worn key.

Nothing. Hmm...

Safety locking mechanisms must have kicked in. This door is locked now.

} Throw Reactor Switch

} Open Security Door

The door is locked from the other side.

Valve Opened

Raider Guard 1: Hey, I'm freakin' out. My pee is green.

Raider Guard 2: What?

Raider Guard 1: My pee. It's coming out bright green. Radiation, I guess.

Raider Guard 2: That sucks, man. I'm, uh, I'm gonna stand over here.

} Turn Valve

} Flush Toilet

} Activate Control Console

} Enter Mill Storage Area

This door is blocked from the other side.

There's smoke coming from underneath the door...

Bad idea.

I should keep going, it's too dangerous to go back.

} Overload Circuit

} Open the door anyways.

} Enter Mill Grinder Area

Locked door

The door seems to have an electronic lock. If I reset the power systems in this whole area, I might be able to open it.

} Enter Town Mill Exterior

This area trigger unlocks the door to the Mill Boss

I should get a ride back to town from Jesse.

Door is locked. Can't go back.

I need to get some information about the area before going in. The trader might prove useful.

} Open Door

This door is locked from the other side.

Looks like I won't be able to open this door from here.

} Enter Mill Generator Area

Raider: She's here! Come on, you assholes!! FINISH HER!!!

Raider: He's here! Come on, you assholes!! FINISH HIM!!!

} Throw Switch

Pipe with a small crack

Hmm... this pipe is cracked. Wonder what will happen if I shoot it a few times...

Raider: Let the dogs out!!!

Townsperson: Hey, you... Who are you... ?  I'm a goner... please... save the others...

} Activate Machine

Raider: LEFT!

Raider: RIGHT!

Raider: And KICK!!

The door is blocked from the other side. You aren't going back in here.

You need to kill the raider matron!

This console seems to have been damaged by the explosion.

You receive %d caps

You receive

caps.

The door is locked. Maybe there's a switch somewhere nearby...

} Enter Vault Residence Level 2

} Open Door

The door is locked. There appears to be a place for some kind of key.

The door is jammed.

} Open Vault Door

Locked Door

} Flip Switch

Serial Number

There is a strange number scratched into the side of the arcade machine. "110100100"

Mutants fucked up this Shop-Tec. Doesn't look like I can use it.

Mutant 1: When guard duty over, Bob? Me have to go potty.

Mutant 2: Just wait. Guard duty is almost over.

Mutant 1: But me have to go bad!

Mutant 2: Okay, okay. You go, I'll stay.

Vault-Tec data tape archive - access VT corporate FOB reports.

Shelf number 1 - files 1000 through 1999.

Shelf number 2 - files 2000 through 2999.

Shelf number 3 - files 3000 through 3999.

Shelf number 4 - files 4000 through 4999.

Shelf number 5 - files 5000 through 5999.

Shelf number 6 - files 6000 through 6999.

Shelf number 7 - files 7000 through 7999.

Shelf number 8 - files 8000 through 8999.

Shelf number 9 - files 9000 through 9999.

I better not play around with this.

Exit.

Vault-Tec data tape archive - general data access.

Push the button on the left.

Push the button on the right.

Vault-Tec data tape archive - historical data access.

Push the button in the middle.

Vault-Tec data tape archive - access structural research data shelves A through D.

Push the A button.

Push the B button.

Push the C button.

Push the D button.

There is a piece of paper here with something written on it.

The library shelves against the north wall act as a lock for the shelves at the south.

The number 420 is written here. I wonder what that means?

The shelves opened.

You have found the Vault Residential Keycard!

} Enter Vault Residence Level 1

} Use Console

} Open Door

The door is locked from the other side.

Locked

} Read Clipboard

Bloody Memo

"A short circuit has caused the data tape archive console to also control other shelving systems. If these shelves are all open or all closed, other shelves will move as well.  A third configuration..." The rest of the memo is obscured by blood.

Torn Memo

"To all vault personnel: We are experiencing difficulties in the library electrical systems, where controlling one shelf may affect other shelves nearby.  If you sustain injury due to..." The rest is torn away.

} Search Corpse

There is no power going to this door.

} Robot Control Deck

The door is locked. I'll need to hit both those switches at the same time to open this door.

The robot cannot open this door.

The door is locked. There has to be a switch somewhere.

} Re-program Robot

Robot re-programmed.

} Release Robot

Robot released.

} Open Steam Vent

} Close Steam Vent

} Press Big Red Button

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

This is not the door you want. Move along.

Mary: Open the door! Hurry!

Door Speaker: Mary? What are you doing out there?!? Who's that?

Mary: It's someone from above... someone who's hurt!

Door Speaker: All right... hold on a second...

Mary: Hurry up! Just hang on, we're almost there...

} Search A. Vulaj's Desk

} Search S. Gazda's Desk

} Search R. Hakiki's Desk

} Search H. Lee's Desk

} Search R. Hanson's Desk

} Search C. Pasetto's Desk

Hmm... the switch must be on the other side.

Shit. Now what the hell do I do?!?

There must be a way in.

Take a look.

This door is controlled by the computer.

I guess I'll just break shit up till the door opens.

Maybe if I start blowing up shit the door will open...

How the fuck do I open this door?

} Throw Switch

"PC load letter"... What the fuck does that mean?

...

...

Electronic Door Mechanism

Super Computer 1A

Super Computer 1B

I think I'm going to need help with these switches...

Again with the switches. Damn you!!

Empty.

I don't need a male blow up doll.

What do we have here... Ugh! Now that's just disgusting.

Cool! 1000 caps!

I'll have to come back to this door.

Yummy drugs make me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

} Search C. Lin's Locker

} Search R. Culley's Locker

} Search R. Relosa's Locker

Is that what I think it is?

It's a... a naked Pip-Boy in a glass tank... and he... he's...

Dancing?

Okay, this place just got weird.

Oh yeah!

Computer Lab A.

The switch to Computer Lab A is on the other side of this window.

I bet that unlocked the door.

Jammed Door

The door is jammed. You'll have to find another way out.

Open this and you will die.

} Don't do it!

Cool! 100 caps!

What? 50 caps, that's it?

STUPID!!!

The bitch is dead, you've got the lab key. Nothing else to do down there.

Need Key

You need to acquire the Vault Laboratory Key before you can leave.

The gate is locked. One of the townspeople must have the key.

Townsperson: Thanks for saving my life!

OBJECTIVES:

Kill all RAIDERS in each area of town. Rescue as many TOWNSPEOPLE as possible - press } to rescue townspeople.

Townsperson: Whew! That was close... he almost got me! Good thing I've been to the shooting range a couple times before.

%d townspeople saved...

Still %d raiders left in this area - I'd better finish them off before I leave.

Still 1 raider left in this area - I'd better finish him off before I leave.

Set all the variables so we can go to warehouse...

The elevator does not work any more...

I'd better check the warehouse first before I venture off to other areas.

The gate is shut. Can't go back there now.

The gate is shut. I can't open it.

} Examine Gate

You receive a Radscorpion Liquor Recipe.

His name is Robert Paulson.

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

...

There is no spoon.

} Open Gate

I better finish off the raiders in this area first.

An innocent has been killed!

Raider Recruit: How can you kill innocent women and children?

Raider Veteran: Easy, you just don't lead them as much.

Door is locked.

} Open Door

Number of raiders left in this vicinity:

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 34 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 33 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 32 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 31 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 30 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 29 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 28 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 27 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 26 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 25 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 24 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 23 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 22 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 21 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 20 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 19 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 18 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 17 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 16 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 15 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 14 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 13 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 12 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 11 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 10 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 9 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 8 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 7 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 6 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 5 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 4 raiders left the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 3 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 2 raiders left in the vicinity.

I better finish off the raiders in this area first. 1 raider left in the vicinity.

1 townsperson saved...

2 townspeople saved

3 townspeople saved

4 townspeople saved

5 townspeople saved

6 townspeople saved

7 townspeople saved

8 townspeople saved

9 townspeople saved

Press ~ to exit demo.

You saved %d townspeople.

%d...

OBJECTIVE: Kill the Raider Lieutenant.

Townsperson: FREEZE MOTHER BITCHES!!!

Townsperson: You'll pay for what you've done!

Townsperson: DIE you wasteland pigs!

Townsperson: Help us out will ya!

Townsperson: Damn these raiders!

Townsperson: I'm your Huckleberry.

START

Welcome, Initiate, to the Brotherhood of Steel automated training center.

START

This facility is still in the Beta stages of development. Please report any bugs to your commanding officer.

WARM UP

Warm up in this area to prepare for the training course. Once you are ready, you will begin the test.

BASIC MOVEMENT

Let's start with the basics - move to the center of the room.

CAMERA

Take a moment to examine your surroundings. A Brotherhood soldier must be vigilant at all times.

ADDITIONAL MOVEMENT

Now, move to each of the four corners of the room.

ACTIVATING OBJECTS

Move through the exit doorway to continue your training.

BASIC MANEUVERING

This area is meant to test your basic maneuvering skills.

JUMPING

Jump over the obstacles to reach the end of the hallway.

CROUCHING

Crouch and move through this next area to avoid lasers.

HIT BY LASERS

Failure.

CROUCH AND JUMP

Excellent. Now pass through the next area using a combination of jumping and crouching maneuvers.

ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS

This is the environmental hazard obstacle course.

STEAM

The steam in the next area will harm you - time your movements as you make your way through this area.

RADIATION

The next area holds radioactive material. It will harm you if you step near or into it.

USE STIMPAK

Damage may be unavoidable in the field - stimpaks can be used to heal your wounds. Pick up the stimpak on the table and use it to treat yourself and then proceed to the next room.

MELEE COMBAT

This is the melee combat training area.

OPEN CONTAINER

To begin melee combat training, open the footlocker and take out the knife inside.

MELEE ATTACK

The target represents a hostile enemy. Use your knife to dispatch the enemy and then proceed to the next room.

TARGET MODE

It is usually better to remain facing an enemy as you move around him. Try this now as you move around the target.

DODGING

You can dodge while facing an enemy to move more quickly - dodge in different directions as you move around the target.

SPECIAL ATTACK

By taking more time to wind up an attack, you can do more damage to your enemy - or multiple enemies. Destroy the target using a powerful special attack now.

MELEE FREE-FOR-ALL

Use these abilities to defeat the three robots in the next room and then continue to ranged combat training.

RANGED COMBAT

This is the ranged combat training area.

RANGED COMBAT

To begin ranged combat training, take the gun from the footlocker nearby and step up to the marker.

RANGED ATTACK

Fire your gun at the targets near the far wall. Note that you can lock on to targets for easier aiming. Continue firing until all targets are destroyed.

RANGED FREE-FOR-ALL

Good job. Now destroy all of the robots in the next area before proceeding to heavy weapon training.

HEAVY WEAPON

Obtain the heavy gun from the locker against the wall and then proceed to the marker.

HEAVY WEAPON

Now use your gun to destroy the target. Once you are finished, proceed to explosive device training.

EXPLOSIVES

This is the explosive device training area.

EXPLOSIVES

Open the first container and take out the explosives and then proceed to the marker.

THROW EXPLOSIVES

Throw explosives at the targets to destroy them. Be sure to throw far so that you are not injured by the explosions.

SET EXPLOSIVES

Proceed to the marker at the other side of the room and place an armed explosive on the ground.

SET EXPLOSIVES

Return to the center of the room in order to remain safe from the explosion. A disposable robot will demonstrate how an armed explosive is triggered by proximity.

REMOTE EXPLOSIVES

Open the second container to obtain remote explosives, then place the explosive near the crate blocking the exit passage.

REMOTE EXPLOSIVES

With the explosive in place, move to the marker, then detonate the explosive from a distance.

FINISH

You have completed the automated training program. Report to your commanding officer for further orders.

ERROR

Pardon the malfunction. A new target will be made available momentarily.

ERROR

This area is in the early testing stages. Use at your own risk.

ERROR

This area is closed for repairs. Please move on.

ERROR

System error. Please wait...

FAILURE

You have died.

You must complete this part of training before this door will open.

You can't go back this way! Keep moving, soldier!

} Open Door

} Pick up Pistol Ammo

} Pick up Minigun Ammo

} Pick up Rockets

} Pick up Frag Grenade

HOW TO MOVE THE PLAYER

To move around, tilt the LEFT ANALOG STICK in the direction you want to move.

To move around, move the LEFT THUMBSTICK in the direction you want to move.

Reminder: To move around, tilt the LEFT ANALOG STICK in the direction you want to move.

Reminder: To move around, move the LEFT THUMBSTICK in the direction you want to move.

HOW TO ROTATE THE CAMERA

To rotate the camera, tilt the RIGHT ANALOG STICK to the left to rotate the camera to the left. To rotate it to the right, tilt the RIGHT ANALOG STICK to the right.

To rotate the camera, move the RIGHT THUMBSTICK to the left to rotate the camera to the left. To rotate it to the right, move the RIGHT THUMBSTICK to the right.

Reminder: To rotate the camera, tilt the RIGHT ANALOG STICK to the left to rotate the camera to the left. To rotate it to the right, tilt the RIGHT ANALOG STICK to the right.

Reminder: To rotate the camera, move the RIGHT THUMBSTICK to the left to rotate the camera to the left. To rotate it to the right, move the RIGHT THUMBSTICK to the right.

ROTATE THE CAMERA

Try rotating the camera 360 degrees to the left or right now.

ACTIVATING OBJECTS

To activate an object, press the } button.

HOW TO JUMP

To jump, press the | button.

Reminder: To jump, press the | button.

HOW TO CROUCH

To crouch, press the down directional button (‚). To stand up, press the down directional button again (‚).

To crouch, press down on the D-Pad (‚). To stand up, press down on the D-Pad again (‚).

Reminder: To crouch, press the down directional button (‚). To stand up, press the down directional button again (‚).

Reminder: To crouch, press down on the D-Pad (‚). To stand up, press down on the D-Pad again (‚).

CROUCHING AND JUMPING

Reminder: To jump, press the | button. To crouch, press the down directional button (‚). To stand up, press the down directional button again (‚).

Reminder: To jump, press the | button. To crouch, press down on the D-Pad (‚). To stand up again, press down on the D-Pad again (‚).

MAX HEALTH

You are at full health. Please continue to the next test.

USED STIMPAK

You have been healed. Please continue to the next test.

USING A STIMPAK

To use a stimpak, press the ѓ button. You can also use stimpaks while in the inventory. To do so, go to the ITEMS screen, select a stimpak, then press the ~ button.

To use a stimpak, pull the ѓ trigger. You can also use stimpaks while in the inventory. To do so, go to the ITEMS screen, select a stimpak, then press the ~ button.

Reminder: To use a stimpak, press the ѓ button. You can also use stimpaks while in the inventory. To do so, go to the ITEMS screen, select a stimpak, then press the ~ button.

Reminder: To use a stimpak, pull the ѓ trigger. You can also use stimpaks while in the inventory. To do so, go to the ITEMS screen, select a stimpak, then press the ~ button.

EQUIPPING A WEAPON

To equip a weapon, enter the inventory. Once there, go to the WEAPONS screen, select the weapon you want to equip and press the ~ button.

Reminder: To equip a weapon, enter the inventory. Once there, go to the WEAPONS screen, select the weapon you want to equip and press the ~ button.

SWITCHING WEAPONS

You can have up to 3 weapons equipped at one time. To toggle between these weapons, press the „ button or the † button.

Reminder: You can have up to 3 weapons equipped at one time. To toggle between these weapons, press the „ button or the † button.

TARGETING AN ENEMY

To target an enemy, press and hold the … button.

To target an enemy, pull and hold the … trigger.

Reminder: To target an enemy, press and hold the … button.

Reminder: To target an enemy, pull and hold the … trigger.

DODGING

To dodge, press and hold the … button, move in the direction you want to dodge, then press the | button.

To dodge, pull and hold the … trigger, move in the direction you want to dodge, then press the | button.

Reminder: To dodge, press and hold the … button, move in the direction you want to dodge, then press the | button.

Reminder: To dodge, pull and hold the … trigger, move in the direction you want to dodge, then press the | button.

SPECIAL ATTACKS

To perform a special attack, press the { button. Some weapons have a charged special attack. To attack with these weapons, press and hold the { button to charge the attack. Once it is charged, release the { button to attack.

Reminder: To perform a special attack, press the { button. Some weapons have a charged special attack. To attack with these weapons, press and hold the { button to charge the attack. Once it is charged, release the { button to attack.

THROWING GRENADES

To throw a grenade, press and release the ~ button. The longer you hold the ~ button, the farther you will throw the grenade.

Reminder: To throw a grenade, press and release the ~ button. The longer you hold the ~ button, the farther you will throw the grenade.

GETTING MORE GRENADES

If you need more grenades, you can pick more up from the chest at any time.

Reminder: If you need more grenades, you can pick more up from the chest at any time.

SETTING EXPLOSIVES

To set an explosive, stand where you want to place the device. Then press the { button to set it.

Reminder: To set an explosive, stand where you want to place device. Then press the { button to set it.

KNIFE NOT ACTIVE

You have equipped the knife, but it is not in your active weapon slot. To switch to it, press the „ button or the † button.

PISTOL NOT ACTIVE

You have equipped the pistol, but it is not in your active weapon slot. To switch to it, press the „ button or the † button.

HEAVY WEAPON NOT ACTIVE

You have equipped the heavy weapon, but it is not in your active weapon slot. To switch to it, press the „ button or the † button.

GRENADE NOT ACTIVE

You have equipped the grenades, but they are not in your active weapon slot. To switch to them, press the „ button or the † button.

REMOTE EXPLOSIVE NOT ACTIVE

You have equipped the remote explosives, but they are not in your active weapon slot. To switch to them, press the „ button or the † button.

INVALID LOCATION

You have placed the explosives in the wrong location. Please try again.

TRY AGAIN

The robots have been reset. Try again.

} Pull Lever

} Pick up Super Stimpak

Move to the next marker to continue your training.

} Open Footlocker

CONTROLLER INFORMATION

NOTE: All controller information in this tutorial is based on the default control settings.

This door is blocked.

} Activate Shop-Tec Terminal

This door is blocked from the other side.

Mutant: Boss says smash power thingy... so me SMASH power thingy GOOD!

Mutant: Whew... How long me have to smash power thingy?

Mutant: Huh? What was that?

Mutant: OUCH! THAT HURT!

There is no power to the elevator. Turn on the power to activate the elevator.

Mutant: What the hell!

There's no use. This thing is toasted.

} Activate Generator

} Open Door

That damn mutant sent the elevator back down. It should be back up in a minute.

Sounds like the elevator is back.

The security system has locked out the elevator. You're not going back this way...

That's all of them. Now to get into the vault.

You can't enter the vault yet. Take care of the turrets first.

} Exit City of Los, Enter Vault

This door has been locked down by the security system.

The elevator has been locked down by the security system. It looks like you won't be going back this way...

/175 DEBUG: Set townspeople saved to 5

/175 DEBUG: Set townspeople saved to 15

/175 DEBUG: Set townspeople saved to 26

Need Door Key

You need a key to open this door. One of the locals must have it.

Set ScorpCount to 1?

Set ScorpCount to 25?

Set Mayor Dead?

All radscorpions have been cleared from this area.

You need to get behind that shipping container...

Townsperson: Thank you! I've got something for ya.

Townsperson: You might find a use for these.

You received 2 stimpaks

That guy was holding out on you.

Now you can get to the warehouse basement.

} Activate Crane

Enter the tutorial level.

} Start a New Game

} Exit to Main Menu

} Jukebox

} Display Score

} Ball Return

Your Score is %d

You Hit %d Pin(s)

You already have a grenade!

X

/

The Game is over. Please talk to Armpit to start a New Game.

Game Over

Select the track you wish to hear

Bar Ambient

Town Ambient

Mayor Battle Music

Raider Matron Battle Music

Giant Radscorpion Battle Music

Cult Ghoul High Priest Battle Music

Mutant General Battle Music

Mutant General Battle Music 2

Mutant Blob Battle Music

Mutant Blob Battle Music 2

Mutant Blob Battle Music 3

Main Menu Music

Opening Movie Music

Fighting Arena Music

Mama Death Claw Battle Music

Crater Cave Ambient

Vault Ruins Ambient

Score

BLAH %d BLAH

FOUL

BOWLING FOR BRAHMIN

Welcome to Bowling for Brahmin! Talk to Armpit at the bar to start a new game. The idea is just like bowling, but there are two-headed cows instead of pins and instead of using a bowling ball to knock them down, you'll be using grenades.

The ball return will give you a "bowling ball" to start, and an additional "ball" after each throw. Equip it in your inventory and toss it at the brahmin. Don't step over the red laser or you'll lose your "ball".

Your score is displayed after each throw - note that strikes and spares work just like pre-apocalyptic bowling. When you're done, you can go to the stairs to exit to the main menu. Have fun!

New Game Started

You received a grenade. Hooray!

FIND BROTHERHOOD PALADINS

You're supposed to meet a group of Brotherhood paladins somewhere in this shit-hole town. Ask the townspeople where you can find your comrades.

Quest Update: Talk to mayor in town square

According to the bartender, the mayor should know something about the location of the Brotherhood paladins. You can find him in the town square.

Quest Update: Search for paladins in crater

The mayor says that the Brotherhood paladins went down into the crater behind the bar. Take the rickety old elevator down there and find them.

Quest Update: Confront raider matron

The last person to see the Brotherhood paladins was the leader of the raiders - the raider matron. Find her and make her talk.

Quest Update: Ask townspeople about ghoul city

The raider matron said that the mutants and Brotherhood paladins were heading for a ghoul city. Ask the townspeople where you can find this city.

Quest Update: Exit town

The stranger gave you a map to the ghoul city, Los. That's where the Brotherhood paladins went - and the mutants. Time to leave town, soldier.

KILL DRUNKEN RAIDERS

New Quest: Defeat raiders in bar

The townspeople are too scared to talk to you. Maybe you should ease their minds by beating the shit out of the raiders causing trouble in the bar.

Earn the townspeople's trust by killing all of the drunken raiders in the bar. Bar raiders remaining: %d.

Now that the drunken raiders are all taken care of, talk to the bartender.

You receive %d caps and %d experience for clearing the raiders in the bar

COLLECT RADSCORPION TAILS

New Quest: Collect radscorpion tails

Cut the tails off of dead radscorpions and return them to the bartender for money.

You receive %d caps in exchange for your radscorpion tails

FIND RUBY'S CAT

New Quest: Find missing cat

The town prostitute thinks her cat is lost in the crater behind the bar. Keep your eyes open for the elusive "Mr. Pussy".

You found the prostitute's cat... what's left of it, anyway. Bring the dead cat back to the prostitute.

You receive %d caps and %d experience for finding the prostitute's missing cat

FIND RUBY'S NECKLACE

New Quest: Find stolen locket

One of the raiders stole the prostitute's precious locket. Find the stolen locket - one of the raiders will have it on him.

Return the prostitute's stolen locket to her and claim your reward.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for returning the prostitute's stolen locket

KILL WAREHOUSE RADSCORPIONS

New Quest: Clear warehouse radscorpions

The mayor can tell you something about the Brotherhood paladins, but you need to kill all of the radscorpions in the warehouse first.

Kill all of the radscorpions in the warehouse. Radscorpions remaining: %d.

A large shipping crate prevents you from reaching the radscorpion nest - find a way to move the crate.

Return to the passage beyond the crate on the first floor and kill the remaining radscorpions.

The giant radscorpion is dead, but there are still %d radscorpions inside the warehouse.

The giant radscorpion is dead, but there is still 1 radscorpion inside the warehouse.

Now that all of the radscorpions in the warehouse are dead, return to the mayor in the town square.

You receive %d experience points for clearing the warehouse radscorpions

WAREHOUSE MAIN STORAGE

Radscorpions in this area: %d.

You are currently in the warehouse main storage area. Radscorpions in this area: %d.

WAREHOUSE AUXILIARY STORAGE

Radscorpions in this area: %d.

You are currently in the warehouse auxiliary storage area. Radscorpions in this area: %d.

WAREHOUSE SECOND FLOOR

Radscorpions in this area: %d.

You are currently on the warehouse second floor. Radscorpions in this area: %d.

KILL GIANT RADSCORPION

You're supposed to kill all of the radscorpions in the warehouse... that includes this big motherfucker. HINT: It can shield itself from bullets using its claws, but you can destroy the claws using melee attacks.

You receive %d experience points for killing the giant radscorpion

KILL MAYOR

New Quest: Kill mayor

The mayor lied - the Brotherhood paladins never went down into the crater. Break his fucking neck. HINT: The mayor will both throw explosives and set explosive traps on the ground.

You receive %d experience points for killing the mayor

TEMP: All of those explosions have caused the crater walls to become unstable. Get out of the crater as quickly as possible. Watch out for falling rocks!

TEMP: You receive %d experience points for escaping the crater

ESCAPE CRATER

All of those explosions have caused the crater walls to become unstable. Get out of the crater as quickly as possible. Watch out for falling rocks!

You receive %d experience points for escaping the crater

FIND MEDICAL SUPPLIES

New Quest: Find box of medical supplies

Find the box of medical supplies in the warehouse and return it to the doctor.

Return the box of medical supplies to the doctor... unless you think you can get a better price for it elsewhere.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for retrieving the medical supplies for the doctor

You receive %d caps for selling the medical supplies to the trader

TOWN UNDER ATTACK

New Quest: Go to warehouse

With his final putrid breath, the bartender has directed you to go to the warehouse, where any surviving townspeople might be hiding.

Quest Update: Defeat raiders attacking town

The doctor won't open the door to the warehouse until you kill all of the raiders attacking the town.

With all the attacking raiders dead, you can return to the town square and enter the warehouse.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for driving the raiders out of town

RESCUE INNOCENTS

New Quest: Rescue innocent townspeople

Rescue as many innocent townspeople as possible. HINT: To rescue townspeople, approach them and press }. Townspeople saved: %d.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for helping the townspeople

You receive a special item for helping the townspeople.

DEFEAT RAIDERS

Quest Update: Received Warehouse Key

You've got to take out the raider matron in order to protect the townspeople. Leave the warehouse through the back door to get to the mill.

New Quest: Defeat raiders

You've got to take out the raider matron in order to protect the townspeople. Talk to the trader to find out how to get to the raiders' base.

Fight your way through the raiders in the streets and meet the trader just outside the door to the mill. HINT: Watch out for mine fields.

Quest Update: Activate reactor

The door leading to the raider matron's lair is locked. Find and activate the reactor to reset the lock and gain access.

Activating the old reactor caused a major malfunction. Now you can enter the raider matron's lair and confront her.

The raider matron is wasted, the raiders are defeated. Hitch a ride back to town with the trader and let the doctor know that the bitch is dead.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for defeating the raiders

KILL RAIDER MATRON

New Quest: Kill raider matron

You found the raider matron - and she is pissed at you. Better kill her before she kills you. HINT: Watch out for arc lightning shooting out of nearby machinery.

You receive %d experience points for defeating the raider matron

You receive %d caps and %d experience in exchange for the Vault 13 flask

You receive an item.

You receive some items.

FIND BROTHERHOOD PALADINS

Search the city for your Brotherhood companions.

Quest Update: Get prison key

You've found one of the Brotherhood paladins - barely alive in the prisons of a ghoul cult. Find the prison key to free him from his chains.

Quest Update: Free Brotherhood paladin

Use the prison key to free the chained Brotherhood paladin.

You receive %d experience points for finding a Brotherhood paladin

ESCORT BROTHERHOOD PALADIN

Escort the Brotherhood paladin to the location of the hidden key. HINT: Don't stray too far from the Brotherhood paladin - if you do, he'll stop moving, waiting for you to return.

Defeat the kamikaze ghoul cultists. HINT: When the ghouls die, they explode - try to kill them before they get too close to you.

You receive %d experience points for escorting the Brotherhood paladin

FIND SECRET VAULT

New Quest: Locate the secret vault

The Brotherhood paladin has charged you with finding the secret vault... and learning what's inside. Ask the ghouls on the bridge for more information.

Quest Update: Enter VT warehouse

Enter the VT warehouse and confront the mutants... and learn more about this vault underneath the city.

Quest Update: Find vault entrance

Somewhere in this warehouse, there's an entrance to an underground vault. It's your job to find it and discover what the mutants are doing here.

You receive %d experience points for finding the vault entrance

FIND MUTANTS

Supposedly there are mutants somewhere in this city - it's your job to find out what they're up to. Ask the friendly ghouls for information.

Quest Update: Locate the mutants down at the docks

Head down to the docks and locate the mutants.

Quest Update: Find password

Ask the friendly ghouls on the bridge if they know the door password that will give you access to the docks, where the mutants have been spotted.

Quest Update: Password is "Belushi"

Use the password "Belushi" to bypass the guards at the door to the docks. Then locate the mutants down at the docks.

You receive %d experience points for finding the mutants

KILL GHOUL HIGH PRIEST

New Quest: Kill ghoul high priest

Defeat the high priest of the ghoul cult. Not only is he totally fucking insane, but he's also got the prison key. HINT: Jump to avoid the shockwave from his overhead attack.

You receive %d experience points for defeating the ghoul high priest

GLADIATOR PIT

New Quest: Talk to merchant to enter gladiator games

Talk to a ghoul merchant if you want to enter the gladiator games - defeat challengers in the pit to win cold, hard cash.

Defeat all enemies in the gladiator pit.

You receive %d caps for winning the fight

FIND MISSING PIECES

New Quest: Find body parts

There's an old ghoul on the bridge who's missing some body parts. If you find any stray body parts, bring them back to him for a reward.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for helping the old ghoul

FIND OLD JUNK

New Quest: Find old junk

If you find any relatively undamaged junk, bring it to the crazy ghoul engineer on the bridge and see what he can make out of it... for a price.

Quest Complete: No more junk to find

DESTROY ROBOT TURRETS

New Quest: Destroy robot turrets

Destroy the automated gun turrets guarding the vault entrance. HINT: You can destroy the turrets directly, or destroy nearby machinery to de-activate them.

You receive %d experience points for destroying the robot turrets

RESCUE PRISONERS

New Quest: Rescue human prisoners

Rescue human prisoners of the ghoul cult. HINT: To rescue prisoners, approach them and press }.

You receive %d experience points for rescuing a prisoner

Quest Complete: No more prisoners to rescue

DELIVER PACKAGE

New Quest: Deliver package

Deliver an unmarked package to the ghoul merchant on the bridge.

You receive %d caps and %d experience points for delivering the package

Quest Update: Return to docks merchant

With the package delivered, return to the merchant on the docks to let him know the job is done.

You now get a %d%% discount at this shop. You recieve %d experience points for delivering the package for Salieri.

You receive %d experience for reminding Harold of his adventures with Ruby

LEARN MUTANT PLANS

The mutant army wants this vault - that can't be a good thing. Find out what they're up to. HINT: Red security lasers will kill you as soon as you touch them - you can duck under high lasers and jump over low ones, but some will need to be disabled.

Quest Update: Go to vault laboratory

The mutants are most likely headed for the vault laboratory. Get there and find out what they're up to.

You receive %d experience points for learning the mutant army's plans

FIX DAMAGED SHOP-TEC

New Quest: Fix Shop-Tec computer

If you can find some spare parts, maybe you can fix the damaged Shop-Tec trading computer.

You receive %d experience points for fixing the Shop-Tec computer

FIND RESIDENCE KEY

New Quest: Find residence keycard

Find the keycard that will give you access to Vault Residence Level 3.

Quest Update: Found residence keycard

You've found the keycard that will give you access to Vault Residence Level 3 - return to Level 1 and use the keycard on the security door.

You receive %d experience points for using the residence keycard

ROBOT CONTROL

Control a service robot to access the security computer and disable the lasers. ROBOT CONTROLS: Press … to accelerate. Press † to change gears (high or low). Press { for a speed boost which drains some of the robot's health.

You receive %d experience points for disabling the security lasers

DEFEAT MUTANT GENERAL

New Quest: Defeat mutant general

The mutant general wants the key that the Brotherhood paladin gave to you. You can't let him have it. Your mission: kick his ass... him AND his army. HINT: The mutant general is shielded against his soldiers' laser weapons - and yours as well.

You receive %d experience points for defeating the mutant general

FOLLOW VAULT GIRL

New Quest: Follow vault girl

Follow the vault girl through the ruins and remember to stay close to her. You're slowly losing health from the gaping hole that was once your left arm. Note that your actions are limited - you cannot run, jump, or use two-handed weapons.

You receive %d experience points for reaching the garden

FIND RING

New Quest: Find lost ring

Mary's mother died in the ruined area of the vault. If you find a ring there, return it to Mary in the garden.

You receive %d experience points for returning Mary's ring

FIND SPARE PARTS

New Quest: Find spare parts

If you find any spare computer parts, return them to the scientist in the garden for a reward.

You receive %d caps and %d experience in exchange for the spare parts you found.

OPEN AUXILIARY VENT

New Quest: Open auxiliary vent

Get to the ventilation system mainframe and shut it down so that the vault personnel can escape through an auxiliary vent.

Quest Update: Return to garden

Now that you've opened the auxiliary vent, return to the garden.

You receive %d experience points for opening the auxiliary vent

ESCORT TECHNICIAN

New Quest: Escort technician to command console

Escort a vault technician to the facilities command console.

Quest Update: Get another technician

Your technician has died a horrible, gruesome death. Return to the level entrance to get another technician.

Quest Update: Protect technician

Protect the technician while he's accessing the command console.

You receive %d experience points for escorting the technician

CONNECT CIRCUITS

New Quest: Connect circuits

Find the two circuit breaker control computers and use them to re-connect the circuits that power the elevator.

Quest Update: Connect second circuit

Find and use the second circuit breaker control computer in order to power the elevator.

You receive %d experience points for connecting the circuits

DEFEAT NIGHTKIN

New Quest: Defeat Nightkin mutants

You've heard about these guys - "Nightkin", mutants equipped with special cloaking devices. Defeat the Nightkin stationed here so that you can access the ventilation system mainframe. HINT: Nightkin will become visible when they attack or take damage.

You receive %d experience points for defeating the Nightkin

FIND LABORATORY KEY

New Quest: Find laboratory key

The chief scientist has the only key to the vault laboratory and he's missing in the ruins. Find him and recover the laboratory key.

Quest Update: Return to garden

Now that you have the key to the vault laboratory, return to the garden.

You receive %d experience points for finding the laboratory keycard

KILL DEATHCLAW MOTHER

New Quest: Defeat deathclaw mother

The mama deathclaw gobbled up the chief scientist... and the lab key. You can ask her very nicely to shit out the key, or cut her open and pull it from her belly. HINT: She's practically blind, and won't know where you are unless you're moving fast, attacking her, or close enough to smell. She'll also regenerate in the radioactive pools if she's hurt.

You receive %d experience points for defeating the deathclaw mother

KILL MUTANT GENERAL

New Quest: Kill mutant general

Time to finish the mutant general - this time, make sure the job is done. HINT: He can cloak like the Nightkin, and watch out when he charges up his plasma cannon.

You receive %d experience points for defeating the mutant general

OH SHIT!

The scattered pieces of the mutant general have grown to form this... this BLOB. You've got to hurt this creature so that you can escape. HINT: The tentacles can be destroyed, but the eyes are really its weak points.

You receive %d experience points for escaping the mutant blob

A large portion of the blob is blocking the way out... and it's got a mouth. Blast your way through this thing. But watch out! It bites.

You receive %d experience points for escaping the mutant blob

OH SHIT! (part 2)

New Quest: Destroy blob mouth

Another chunk of the mutant blob is blocking the computer console that you need to activate. Destroy it.

You receive %d experience points for destroying a chunk of the mutant blob

INITIATE VAULT DECONTAMINATION

New Quest: Initiate vault decontamination. You've received the Emergency Systems Keycard.

Get to the emergency decontamination center and activate the vault decontamination sequence to kill this giant blob - it's the only way to be sure.

Quest Update: Ride monorail

You do not want to be here when the emergency decontamination procedures begin. Get back to the monorail station using the transport car nearby.

You've got %d seconds to reach the monorail car at the other end of the station before the emergency decontamination procedures begin.

You receive %d experience points for initiating vault decontamination

You have successfully initiated the vault decontamination sequence.

KILL SECURITY OFFICER

New Quest: Kill vault security officer.

Patty, the vault security officer, is too far gone to save from the mutant blob. Put her out of her misery.

You receive %d experience points for putting the vault security officer out of her misery

} Enter Bar

} Enter Bridge West

} Enter Bridge East

} Enter Town Center

} Enter Town Center

} Enter Town West Side

} Enter Town East Side

} Enter Town North Side

} Enter Town Railyard

} Enter Town Mill Exterior

} Enter Crater Upper Level

} Enter Crater Lower Level

} Enter Crater Pit

} Enter Docks Shipyard

} Enter Docks Warehouse District

} Enter Docks Holding Pens

} Enter Docks Torture Chamber

} Enter Vault Facilities Level 1

} Enter Vault Facilities Level 2

} Enter Vault Facilities Level 3

} Enter Vault Facilities Mainframe

} Enter Garden

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 1

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 2

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 2

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 3

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 3

} Enter Vault Laboratory Level 4

} Enter Vault Laboratory Core

} Enter Vault Laboratory Core

} Enter Mill Parking Lot

} Enter Mill Storage Area

} Enter Mill Generator Area

} Enter Mill Office Area

} Enter Mill Grinder Area

} Enter Gladiator Pit

} Enter Vault Residence Level 1

} Enter Vault Residence Level 2

} Enter Vault Residence Level 3

} Enter Vault Residence Hub

} Enter Vault Ruins Level 1

} Enter Vault Ruins Level 2

} Enter Vault Ruins Level 3

} Enter Vault Ruins Cave

} Enter Town Center

} Enter Town Center

} Enter Town West Side

} Enter Town North Side

} Enter Town East Side

} Enter Town Railyard

} Enter Town Mill Exterior

} Enter Vault-Tec Warehouse Storage

} Enter Vault-Tec Warehouse Basement

} Enter Vault-Tec Warehouse Sub-Basement

} Enter Warehouse Main Storage

} Enter Warehouse Auxiliary Storage

} Enter Warehouse 2nd Floor

} Enter Warehouse Basement

TUTORIAL

TOWN_1a

BAR

WAREHOUSE_1

WAREHOUSE_2

WAREHOUSE_3

WAREHOUSE_BOSS

CRATER_1

CRATER_2

CRATER_BOSS

TOWN_1b

TOWN_2

TOWN_3

TOWN_4

TOWN_5

TOWN_6

MILL_1

MILL_2

MILL_3

MILL_4

MILL_BOSS

BRIDGE_1

BRIDGE_2

PIT

DOCKS_1

DOCKS_2

DOCKS_3

DOCKS_BOSS

VTWAREHOUSE_1

VTWAREHOUSE_2

VTWAREHOUSE_BOSS

RESIDENCE_1

RESIDENCE_2

RESIDENCE_3

RESIDENCE_BOSS

GARDEN

FACILITIES_1

FACILITIES_2

FACILITIES_3

FACILITIES_BOSS

RUINS_1

RUINS_2

RUINS_3

RUINS_BOSS

LAB_1

LAB_1b

LAB_2a

LAB_2b

LAB_3a

LAB_3b

LAB_4

LAB_BOSSa

LAB_BOSSb

CARB_1a

CARB_1b

CARB_2

CARB_3

CARB_4

CARB_5

CARB_6

} Activate Shop-Tec

} Enter Town Center

} Enter Town West Side

} Enter Town North Side

} Enter Town East Side

} Open Valve

} Throw Switch

That seems to have turned the power back on.

There seems to be no power going to this door.

Townsperson: Thank you for saving my life. Here take this stimpak...

Set Global Value, quest_bar_raiders to 3

Set Global value, quest_kill_matron to 8

Set Global value, quest_warehouse_radscorpions to 2

} Talk to Wasteland Prostitute

...

You received a mill gate key.

The gate is locked, maybe one of the raiders has the key...

You disabled the safety controls. Now you need to turn on the generator.

You've disabled the safety controls and turned on the generator.

Turn off safety controls...

Thank you for playing...

You received a warehouse key.

Need to talk to townspeople before entering the bar.

The elevator mechanism won't work. Looks like you need a key.

The door is locked.

Can't open door from this side.

The door has an electronic lock on it. You need to disable the safety controls and turn on the generator.

Locked door.

} Open Warehouse Door

} Open Gate

} Open Gate

Townsperson: Please kill the raiders that are destroying the town!

128 raiders left in town.

100 raiders left in town.

34 raiders left in the vicinity.

33 raiders left in the vicinity.

32 raiders left in the vicinity.

31 raiders left in the vicinity.

30 raiders left in the vicinity.

29 raiders left in the vicinity.

28 raiders left in the vicinity.

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26 raiders left in the vicinity.

25 raiders left in the vicinity.

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23 raiders left in the vicinity.

22 raiders left in the vicinity.

21 raiders left in the vicinity.

20 raiders left in the vicinity.

10 raiders left in the vicinity.

5 raiders left in the vicinity.

4 raiders left in the vicinity.

3 raiders left in the vicinity.

2 raiders left in the vicinity.

1 raider left in the vicinity.

No more raiders left in the vicinity.

Townspeople saved: 23

Townspeople saved: 22

Townspeople saved: 21

Townspeople saved: 20

Townspeople saved: 19

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Townspeople saved: 12

Townspeople saved: 11

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Townspeople saved: 9

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Townspeople saved: 6

Townspeople saved: 5

Townspeople saved: 4

Townspeople saved: 3

Townspeople saved: 2

Townspeople saved: 1

Townspeople saved: 0

lockedMillDoor Placeholder

} Use Crane

} Enter Town Center

} Open Door

There's no way I can open this door from here. It's missing the door knob!

} Open Door

Set the townspeople count low

Set the townspeople count mid

Set the townspeople count high

There are still radscorpions in this area.

25 radscorpions remain.

15 radscorpions remain.

10 radscorpions remain.

5 radscorpions remain.

1 radscorpion remains.

All radscorpions in this area have been exterminated.

All radscorpions in this area have been exterminated.

All radscorpions in this area have been exterminated.

All radscorpions in this area have been exterminated.

The radscorpions have been exterminated. Return to the mayor for your reward.

Clever placeholder message.

} Unlock Reactor Room Door

} Activate Reactor

} Exit Mill

} Loot Locker

} Open Locker

Begin the inferno!

Go to the wacky experimental level

Health: %d/%d

Ammo: %d

} Pick up %s

} Talk to %s

The controller in controller port %d has been removed. Please reinsert the controller to continue the game.

You have set off a trigger!

Whenever you enter this region, the trigger will generate a box of ammo.

You have been fully healed!

Knife

Beretta

Stimpak

Small Bullet Ammo

} Pick up %s

%s - %d

} Open %s

} Save Your Progress

...

OK

Locked Door

You need the proper key to open this door...

Rhombus

Vaultdweller

Patty

Hello! Welcome to the tutorial.

This is how you use the Camera.

This is how you Jump.

This is how you Duck.

Get to the other side without touching the steam.

Get to the other side without dieing from the Goo.

This is how you use the Stimpak.

This is how you do Melee Combat.

This is how you do Ranged Combat.

This is how you change sides of a target.

This is how you change targets.

This is how you use Heavy Weapons.

This is how you set Land Mines.

This is how you throw Grenades.

THis is how you use Remote Mines.

Have some fun Bowling for Brahmin.

Press } to go to Lab_3.

Press } to go to Lab_2.

Press } to go to Facil_3.

Press } to go to Ruins_1b.

Press } to go to Resid_3.

Press } to go to Gardn_1a.

Press } to go to Gardn_1b.

Press } to go to Facil_1a.

Press } to go to Facil_1b.

Press } to go to Facil_3a.

Press } to go to Lab_2a.

Press } to go to Ruins_1b.

Press } to go to Cratr_1.

Press } to go to Cratr_2.

Press } to go to Cratr_3.

Go to the Prototype level.

Go to warehouse...

Go back to warehouse...

Go to WAREHOUSE_2

Go to WAREHOUSE_3

Go to vtwar_1

Go to dock_1a

Go to city_1a

Go to camp_1

Open bar door...

Go to mill_1

Go to MILL_2

Go to mill_3

Go to MILL_4

Go to ship_1a

Go to ship_2

Use the elevator...

Go to cratr_2a

Go to bldg_1a

Go to bldg_2

Go to town_1a

Go to town_1b

KILL DRUNKEN RAIDERS

The townspeople are too scared to talk to you. Maybe you should ease their minds by beating the shit out of the raiders causing trouble in the bar.

KILL WAREHOUSE RADSCORPIONS

The mayor can tell you something about the Brotherhood paladins, but you need to kill all of the radscorpions in the warehouse first.

FIND BROTHERHOOD PALADINS

The mayor says that the Brotherhood paladins went down into the crater behind the bar. Take the rickety old elevator down there and find them.

FIND MEDICAL SUPPLIES

Find the box of medical supplies in the warehouse and return it to the doctor.

TOWN UNDER ATTACK

With his final putrid breath, the bartender has directed you to go to the warehouse, where any surviving townspeople might be hiding.

The doctor won't open the door to the warehouse until you kill all of the raiders attacking the town.

DEFEAT RAIDERS

The door leading to the raider matron's lair is locked. Find and activate the generator to reset the lock and gain access.

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Super Mutant: You're looking big today, Mike.

Mutant Grunt: You notice? Me working out a lot.

Mutant Grunt: When guard duty over, Bob? Me have to go potty.

Super Mutant: Just wait. Guard duty is almost over.

Mutant Grunt: But me have to go bad!

Super Mutant: Okay, okay. You go, I'll stay.

Mutant Grunt: Ha ha! Bugs tickle! Me squash now!

Super Mutant: They're all around us!

Mutant Grunt: Me hate bugs! Come get some!

Vault Computer: Please wear goggles when handling hazardous materials.

Vault Computer: Although Vault-Tec frowns on pre-marital sex, we do encourage vault-supervised breeding programs.

Vault Computer: Conservation: It's not just a good idea, it's a matter of life or death. A message from your friends at Vault-Tec.

Mutant Grunt: Me find good chewing gum. It called "condom".

Super Mutant: That's not for chewing, stupid! That's for protection!

Mutant Grunt: Protection? What kind of protection?

Super Mutant: Maybe it's time we had a little talk...

Super Mutant: Attis wants you to patrol this area, soldier.

Mutant Grunt: Me like to patrol! Me look for shiny things!

Super Mutant: You're supposed to be watching out for enemies!

Mutant Grunt: Okay, okay... me look for shiny things and enemies.

Vault Computer: Regular medical checkups can help prevent serious illnesses.

Vault Computer: A good diet and regular exercise can ensure a happy, healthy life underground. A message from Vault-Tec.

Vault Computer: Family members are not allowed into the high security areas of the vault. We take security seriously at Vault-Tec.

Mary: Open the door! Hurry!

Vault Security: (through door speaker) Mary? What are you doing out there?!? Who's that?

Mary: It's someone from above... someone who's hurt!

Vault Security: (through door speaker) All right... hold on a second...

Mary: Hurry up! Just hang on, we're almost there...

Vault Woman: How was work today, dear?

Vault Man: It was just swell! Isn't life wonderful?

Vault Man: You wanna... you know... do some breeding?

Vault Woman: I'm busy right now. Go "breed" by yourself, pal.

Vault Woman: Everything's changing so quickly! It's frightening me!

Vault Man: There there. It'll be all right. Let's go behind that bush and... talk.

Vault Woman: You're not just saying that to sleep with me, are you?

Vault Man: What? No, no. Come on. Hurry up.

Vault Woman: Do you ever think about all the people who died above?

Vault Man: Of course not!

Vault Woman: Whew! Me neither. I thought I was the only one!

Vault Man: Ah, most of them probably deserved to die.

Vault Man: Monsters! They're everywhere!

Mutant Grunt: Who you call monster?!? I crush you now!

Vault Woman: Stay away from me! Please!

Mutant Grunt: You got pretty hair... me just want to touch it...

Vault-Tec Computer: System malfunction - please alert vault maintenance.

Vault-Tec Computer: If you're exposed to radiation, use nearby decontamination showers. Vault-Tec cares about your safety.

Vault-Tec Computer: Report any structural damage to your vault overseer immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

Vault Man: Okay, I need you to scout ahead and shut off this force field from the other side. Watch out for the robots.

Vault Man: I'll, uh, wait here. You should be able to get to the switch on the other side of this force field using the ventilation shafts.

Vault Man: I'll wait here - you go ahead and open the door.

Vault Man: Okey dokey, this is the console. I need a minute to work on this...

Vault Man: I'm almost set. I need you to reset the circuit breakers. I'll stay here and direct you over the speaker system as you go.

Vault Man: Hang on a second. I'm working on opening the door.

Vault Man: All right. You okay? Keep going... almost there.

Vault Man: Whoops! Hold on a second... okay, we're all right.

Vault Man: What happened? Don't move... I'll get it in a second...

Vault Man: There you go. Sorry about that.

Vault Man: Okay, you need to re-connect the circuit breakers manually, then head back here when you're all done.

Vault Man: Robots! I'm under attack! I'm hit! I'm hit! Aaaaa!

Vault-Tec Computer: Major malfunction in ventilation systems. Opening emergency ventilation shafts.

Vault-Tec Computer: Power generators failing. Switching to emergency lights.

Vault-Tec Computer: Warning. Warning. Critical system failure. Hazardous environmental conditions may result.

Vault-Tec Computer: Please clear this area. Power surge imminent.

Patrol Robot: Error! Error! Self-destruct sequence initiated...

Patrol Robot: System failure. This unit will detonate momentarily...

Mutant Grunt: What this? Looks shiny...

Patrol Robot: Scanning new organism...

Mutant Grunt: Ooo... shiny thing talks. Me like it!

Patrol Robot: Non-human organism detected. Initiate attack sequence.

Turret Robot: Intruders! You are ordered to surrender immediately!

Super Mutant: Mutants never surrender! Never!

Turret Robot: Orders are: Engage intruders with maximum force.

Super Mutant: Destroy all robots! Attack!

Super Mutant: Anything to report, soldier?

Mutant Grunt: Me pull huge booger out of nose, but nothing else happen.

Super Mutant: What wrong with you?

Mutant Grunt: Me have the giggles.

Super Mutant: You?!? You big mutant! What if I make funny face?

Mutant Grunt: Stop! Stop! Me wet pants soon!

Super Mutant: Where's Attis? I heard a noise...

Mutant Grunt: He go down to big lab. Lock door behind him.

Mutant Grunt: What we going to do tonight?

Super Mutant: Same thing we do every night.

Mutant Grunt: What that?

Super Mutant: Try and take over the world.

Mutant Grunt: What this button do?

Super Mutant: Don't touch that!

Mutant Grunt: Let's try to light farts on fire!

Super Mutant: No, we shouldn't. We supposed to be on patrol.

Mutant Grunt: Come on! Just one? Please?

Super Mutant: Okay. But just one. I go first. Ready? (farts)

Mutant Blob: Join your flesh to me, brothers...

Mutant Grunt: Me going crazy! Giant blob speaks like general!

Super Mutant: Kill the monster! Before it eats us!

Mutant Blob: We will become the perfect army... one flesh, one mind...

Mutant Blob: My power grows with each passing second...

Mutant Blob: There is nowhere to run... I am everywhere...

Mutant Blob: Soon I will consume you. You will become one with my flesh. You should be honored.

Mutant Blob: I will restore the dead world, blanketing it with life, removing all discord. It will be a perfect world.

Mutant Blob: And it was given unto the beast to make war with the saints, to overcome them... and power was given him over all kindreds and tongues and nations...

Mutant Grunt: Vault is falling apart! We go now!

Super Mutant: We wait here. We won't leave Attis.

Mutant Grunt: No more Attis! General is dead!

Super Mutant: Then we'll die with him.

Super Mutant: Where are you going?

Mutant Grunt: No want to be in army any more!

Super Mutant: You can't leave! This is a war!

Mutant Grunt: You fight war! Me going to be farmer!

Vault-Tec Computer: Nuclear device is now armed. Vault seals ready to engage. Countdown sequence commencing... now.

Vault-Tec Computer: This is not a drill. All vault personnel evacuate immediately. Repeat, this is not a drill.

Vault-Tec Computer: Please proceed to the nearest exit. Vault doors will soon lock to seal in contaminating materials.

Vault-Tec Computer: A nuclear device is about to detonate. Please exit the vault in an orderly fashion and move to a minimum safe distance.

Mutant Blob: Muahahahahaha!!!

Mutant Blob: I am the future...

Mutant Blob: Our destiny is at hand.

Mutant Blob: We shall inherit the wastes...

Mutant Blob: I will seed the earth with my flesh!

Mutant Blob: Join us...

Mutant Blob: I will consume you!

Mutant Blob: I have arrived, my children!

Mutant Blob: Look upon my works... and despair!

Mutant: Lock n' load!

Mutant: Time to die, asshole!

Mutant: Now I smash you good...

Mutant: Enemies here!

Mutant: Hoo-ah!

Mutant: I make you into jelly!

Vault Man: (happy whistling)

Vault Man: Our garden is swell!

Vault Man: Ah, just smell that fresh vault air!

Vault Man: I sure could go for a refreshing soda-pop!

Vault Man: I don't know if I'm ready to go up to the surface!

Vault Man: Are you all right?

Vault Man: This is a nightmare!

Vault Man: Is this what the world has become?!?

Vault Man: I... I don't know if I can take much more!

Vault Man: I could never have come this far without you!

Vault Man: (wail of panic)

Vault Man: Let's scram!

Vault Man: You commie bastard!

Vault Woman: (sighs)

Vault Woman: This is a place of peace.

Vault Woman: Life is better in the garden.

Vault Woman: Vault-Tec has taken such good care of us.

Vault Woman: Our work will surely help all the poor freaks on the surface.

Vault Woman: (painful coughing)

Vault Woman: This is madness!

Vault Woman: We're under attack!

Vault Woman: What are these monsters?!?

Vault Woman: Don't let them destroy our research!

Vault Woman: (wail of panic)

Vault Woman: Somebody help!

Vault Woman: Get away you freak!

Mutant General: You think... you've won?

Mutant General: Mutants will overcome!

Mutant General: You stand in the way of evolution...

Wasteland Man: Who's that?!?

Wasteland Woman: Oh shit! It's the raiders again!

Wasteland Woman: Oh crap! It's the raiders again!

Wasteland Man: Everyone get inside! Hurry!

Wasteland Woman: Run for your lives!

Wasteland Man: The raiders are back to kill us all! Run!

Wasteland Woman: This is not happening! This is not happening!

Wasteland Man: I say we go get those raiders! Teach them a lesson!

Wasteland Woman: Be quiet, idiot! Do you want them to come back?!?

Wasteland Woman: My great-grandparents used to own most of this town.

Wasteland Man: Big deal, now you're just a dirt farmer like the rest of us.

Wasteland Man: Why don't we just leave Carbon? Go live somewhere else?

Wasteland Woman: Where? Every other place is either glowing or destroyed.

Wasteland Man: There's got to be some place better than this!

Wasteland Woman: I wish I could believe that...

Wasteland Man: I can't believe the raiders... took my family!

Wasteland Woman: Have another drink. It'll make everything better.

Wasteland Woman: Hey! Are you looking at that... that hooker?!?

Wasteland Man: I wasn't staring at her... just her tits. Honest!

Wasteland Man: What? No, no. What were you saying again?

Wasteland Man: Who is that old guy in the corner, anyway?

Wasteland Woman: I don't know. Just came into town.

Wasteland Man: Hey... he's checking you out.

Wasteland Woman: Ugh. Creepy. He scares the hell out of me.

Wasteland Woman: Ugh. Creepy. He scares the crap out of me.

Raider Thug: That stranger is wasted, man. You heard the explosion!

Raider Soldier: Calm down. Just, I don't know, walk around or something.

Raider Thug: This place gives me the creeps.

Raider Soldier: You fuckin' pussy... Hey, what was that?

Raider Soldier: You big wimp ... Hey, what was that?

Raider Thug: Did you see that bug?!? I got a bad feeling about this...

Raider Soldier: Shut up you chicken shit. I hear something...

Raider Soldier: Shut up. I hear something...

Raider Thug: What are we doing down here?!? Come on! Let's go...

Raider Soldier: We got to wait until we see the stranger or the mayor.

Raider Thug: Hey! Stand still and let me kill you!

Wasteland Man: Help! Somebody help!

Raider Soldier: We got orders to kill you. Nothing personal, folks.

Wasteland Man:I don't wanna die!

Raider Thug: Whoo! Killin' is hard work. I think I got a cramp...

Wasteland Woman: You bastards! I hope you rot in hell!

Raider Soldier: I love it when they run.

Wasteland Woman: Get away from me!

Wasteland Man: This is awful. I wish I was dead!

Wasteland Woman: Don't say that! We'll get through this... somehow.

Wasteland Man: You grew up in a vault? What was it like?

Wasteland Woman: Horrible. We almost ran out of water.

Wasteland Woman: Have you ever seen a ghoul?

Wasteland Man: I hear they got horns on their heads. And they eat brains! And they got a hook penis!

Wasteland Man:I hear they got horns on their heads. And they eat brains!

Wasteland Woman: Oh those are just rumors...

Wasteland Man: Nuh-uh! I swear, I got a friend whose uncle saw 'em.

Raider Thug: Hey, you killed my buddy! Now I'm gonna get revenge -

Raider Thug: Hey you! I'm gonna kick your ass...

Raider Lieutenant: All right, you have your orders. You know what to do?

Raider Soldier: Attack anything that moves.

Raider Thug: ...Except each other! Right?

Raider Lieutenant: Right. That's good, good. Carry on.

Raider Lieutenant: OK, now does everyone have a weapon?

Raider Soldier: I do.

Raider Thug: Uh, I left mine at the camp.

Raider Lieutenant: Just get to your posts, you morons.

Raider Lieutenant: You idiots! Can't you handle one person!?!

Raider Soldier: Hey, it's not our fault! My gun keeps jamming!

Raider Thug: And I got some sand in my eye!

Raider Lieutenant: No more excuses! Kill anyone who tries to get through!

Raider Soldier: Hi Joe. Nice day, huh?

Raider Thug: Yo Bill. Kill anybody today?

Raider Soldier: Not yet, Joe. Still got time, though. I'm an optimist.

Raider Thug: That's the spirit, Bill. Take it easy.

Raider Thug: So what's up with the mask?

Raider Soldier: Huh?

Raider Thug: The mask, man. Why do you guys wear them?

Raider Soldier: I dunno. I think it makes me look mean.

Raider Thug: Why is everyone so uptight? What's the big deal?

Raider Soldier: I dunno. Guess there was some trouble in town.

Raider Thug: Trouble? What about the stranger?

Raider Soldier: I told you, I don't know! Get outta my face! Go!

Vault Computer: Sorry, this door is locked.

Vault Computer: This door is locked. Go away.

Vault Computer: Generator is now active.

Vault Computer: Danger. Generator overload. All door locks disengaged to facilitate safe evacuation. Have a nice day.

Raider Soldier: Try shooting in bursts, rather than one bullet at a time.

Raider Thug: We can do that? OK, I'll give it a try... Thanks!

Raider Thug: Hey, I'm freakin' out. My pee is green.

Raider Soldier: What?

Raider Thug: My pee. It's coming out bright green. Radiation, I guess.

Raider Soldier: That sucks, man. I'm, uh, I'm gonna stand over here.

Raider Thug: What’s she doing in there? The Matron, I mean.

Raider Lieutenant: Don't worry about it.

Raider Thug: I'm just asking, is all. I mean, she's been in there -

Raider Lieutenant: Just do your goddamn job and shut your mouth!

Raider Lieutenant: Just do your job and shut your mouth!

Vault Computer: Access denied.

Vault Computer: You are not authorized to enter here.

Vault Computer: Generator two is now active.

Vault Computer: Warning. Generators overloading. Security doors are now unlocked for the protection of our employees.

Raider Soldier: Tell me the truth, Joe... does this coat make me look fat?

Raider Thug: Uh... no. You look great, Phil. Really great.

Raider Thug: So does the flame thrower really get the chicks?

Raider Soldier: Oh yeah! You wouldn't believe it man.

Raider Thug: I want a flame thrower too!

Raider Soldier: Well, maybe someday. When you're ready for it.

Raider Lieutenant: Hey! Watch the hands, asshole!

Raider Lieutenant: Hey! Watch the hands, jerk!

Raider Soldier: What?!? I'm just being friendly!

Raider Lieutenant: Touch me again and I cut off your balls!

Raider Lieutenant: Touch me again and I cut your throat!

Raider Soldier: Heh heh. She wants me.

Wasteland Man: Well, the Raiders are all dead.

Wasteland Woman: Maybe now we can make Carbon into a real town!

Wasteland Man: Keep dreaming. This place will always be a dump.

Wasteland Woman: Somebody needs to go to his happy place!

Wasteland Woman: You're staring at that whore again, aren't you?

Wasteland Man: What? No, I was just thinking about how much I love you.

Wasteland Woman: I'm so glad the Raiders are dead!

Wasteland Man: Too bad about the Raider Matron. She was a babe.

Wasteland Woman: Oh please. She would have killed you for a laugh, you idiot.

Wasteland Man: A total babe! Whoo!

Wasteland Woman: Help us, please!

Wasteland Man: Arggghh!!!!

Wasteland Woman: Help!

Raider Thug: Someone there?

Raider Soldier: You're dog food! }}