Forum:What will be broken in Mothership Beta - Place your bets now!

I got 500 caps says that when installed, Mothership Zeta turns all NPCs turn into a bottle of nuka cola. --DragonJTSLeave me a message 14:42, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

10000 caps say that what little faith in Bethesda retained by the fanbase will drain away a few hours after its release. --Solbur 14:44, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I lost my faith when they announced you were being abducted --DragonJTSLeave me a message 14:47, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Where are my Loaded Dice?... Anyway, I'll put 40 caps on them nerfing the Blaster like they did for the Colonel's Laser Pistol, and 160 caps on broken perks. Nitpicker of the Wastes 14:46, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

100 caps on Dogmeat turning into a Salisbury Steak, or into a raider. Fat Man Spoon 14:50, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * And still barking? That would be so damn awesome. "Hey, Marie! My dinner's tryin' ta intimidate me!" --Solbur 14:59, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * And still fighting. I want this now! Fat Man Spoon 15:04, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * "ARGH! HELP! THIS STEAK'S EATIN' MAH FACE!" --Solbur 15:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I wonder what happens if dogsteak is sent for food and return with more dogsteak? --DragonJTSLeave me a message 15:46, 27 June 2009 (UTC)



seriously, i think that there will be a huge glitc with that you can walk through wall and places and stuff and that occasionaly the aliens will do weird stuff.Halfgod 15:18, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

OVER 9000! caps says that the disintegrator will do 9999999999999999999999999999 dmagae pierce everything and fire rotten mle rat cookies Butter 17:45, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll put 20 caps on InstaMash showing, and 15 more on the fact that they'll crash like the 5.56 bullets in the Shalebridge Ant Queen Chamber. Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:48, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Only 20? Hey guys, should I contact Bethesda and ask for Instamash? Fat Man Spoon 17:49, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * NO!You see.in lydia's shop in tenpenny tower....thers fancy lad's snack cakes and instamash together....along with some other stuff.Blashphemey causing basatrds...also i bet 50 caps that rick astley is in the "Kill this motherfucker Cell" Butter 17:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * 50 caps on the Colonel serving as a temporary follower! Nitpicker of the Wastes 17:54, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I bet my trusty Holy Weapons Fuck-Up Pack that there will be something that obsoletes something else Butter 17:58, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You mean Holy Weapons Fuck-Up Pack, Batman!, don't you? 25 caps on screwing over critical multipliers, to prevent us from getting and getting hit with Blaster crits. Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:02, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I bet money that an anal probe perk will be added that stops you from having a shit...come to think of it....Taking a shit+With anal probe=Arse explosion Butter 18:04, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

1000 caps the Aliens will be Insta-Mash.Dog meat 18:01, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

200 caps on a shitty story! Nitpicker of the Wastes 18:06, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Tee hee... I bet 200 caps that:


 * Sticky will be killed off by the aliens after telling them their "Once upon a time..." story.
 * Jericho will be anal probed.
 * The aliens will have a pet named Jangles the Moon Monkey.
 * The Xuanlong will be modified so that it shoots Instamash.

Also, as Beth threw the damage system down the crapper in Point Lookout, I think something else will be fucked up now. Most likely the character customization: Whoever you make, male or female, the person will look like Captain Picard. AngryNorwegianDude 19:35, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a plastic surgeon! 50 caps on a red shirt! Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:43, 27 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I admit that the damage is broken but I can't say I hate it really, I mean, I'm on a 360 and we never get any over powered stuff, people with PC can just GECK themself's a 10mm pistol that shoots 100 bullets at a time like a shotgun. I like the new damage, it's fun. :) Oh and when they release a patch that will "fix" it, I'll just shut off internet connection to the 360, the hell I'm going to let the über Rapid-Fire Flamer lose it's new touch. Gabriel Cortez 23:27, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * The instamash kills the enclave and says "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO INSTAMASH!!!!!!!!" Butter 19:39, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I beat 2000 caps, a full suit of T-51b power armour, an awesome Userbox, and my Megaton house that Maccy Man will appear, be abducted, get anal probed, and then get turned to InstaMash by the aliens. Who thinks they can top my bet? -That Legendary Motherfucker

Who bet the userbox? --DragonJTSLeave me a message 22:29, 27 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Me. And no one can use this userbox unless they win the bet (or if I give them permission to use it).

Nice Saving Private Ryan reference. Ratchetdude099 06:30, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Lol, I only just remembered that that was from Saving Private Ryan, I thought it looked familiar but I couldn't remember why. I also agree that they will nerf the alien blaster. I see reason in that if all the aliens have them and possibly other alien weaponry but i have NO idea why the fuck Bethesda nerfed the Cl Autumns laser pistol. Silent.Killa78 >:) 09:44, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

im sure all the aliens will be large red triangles and after completing the DLC entering the crash site will crash the game, i bet my trusty perforator on that. 24.255.86.193 16:06, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I bet 2000 caps that something will be spelled wrong somewhere in the subtitles! Like with poor ol' Jackson's dialogue. Just doing my job. 16:09, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I bet 4000 Caps on that there will be 2 Factions you can side with........AGAIN!!!!

i bet 20000 caps that theres ganna be either brahmin or anal probe

So close to release... last minute bet. 100 that the Death Ray will be destroyed as a part of the main quest. Nitty 04:45, 3 August 2009 (UTC)