User talk:LordShowoddywoddy

I just loved "Sanguine Giblets" Spoon 01:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

It's more fun to be croushing in the shelter cackling maniacally whilst YOU HAVE CRIPPLED X, Y AND Z flashes up and you hear them screaming. Oh, also I'm wearing a wig for the duration of the events. Don't fuck with Button Gwinnet.LordShowoddywoddy 01:57, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Jeez, I'm gonna have to make a page of your quotes. Spoon 02:03, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh dear sweet baby jesus no LordShowoddywoddy 02:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Ehahaha

You can't fight the rollback guy! Spoon 02:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

But I can tell him there is candy in the Box. Ignore the yellow rocks on the floor, they beep for attention.LordShowoddywoddy 02:09, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

What type of candy? Spoon 02:14, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

You know the candy that doesn't require you to run through a minefield to get? Not that type of candy. LordShowoddywoddy 02:15, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I have the Light Step perk! So I am safe. Spoon 02:18, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Not from my dashing 18th century fashion sense, you're not. Also, the plasma rifle. LordShowoddywoddy 02:19, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

What if the Slavers send RL-3 after you? Nitty 02:20, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm in a nuclear fallout shelter. Pshhhh.LordShowoddywoddy 02:23, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

What if they, you know, locked you in? Spoon 02:24, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

They'd have to bypass the minefield first. Plus, I have Rory for fuel and a lifetime's supply of cram.LordShowoddywoddy 02:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

But Cram makes you infertile... Spoon 02:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

What use would my fertility be when I'm LOCKED IN A MOTHERFUCKING STEEL BOX LordShowoddywoddy 02:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

It also gives you dysentry... Spoon 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Which can only mean more nutritious cram!LordShowoddywoddy 02:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

How does that work? Spoon 02:36, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

What do you think that stuff's made of?LordShowoddywoddy 02:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Ahh... I see what you did there. Spoon 02:42, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh Christ no, you see what Vault-Tec did there. Just look around ol' 101.LordShowoddywoddy 02:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Best. Conversation. Ever! --AEtherchild 02:53, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

You have no idea how awesome that statement is to read. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Would you like some Cram?LordShowoddywoddy 02:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yaaaaaaaaaay! Spoon 13:27, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Good day sir. How ist thou today? Spoon 19:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, the usual. Gave Butch and Sticky some power armour and some confederate hats, so now it seems only fitting that I should roam the wastes being inbred and such.LordShowoddywoddy 20:00, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh those inbreds, when will they learn? Spoon 20:01, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Learn? I still have unspent ammo yet!LordShowoddywoddy 20:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh god,its a cross between Lord Spoonfield and the worst band ever,at least hugh dennis makes good showaddywaddy jokes. Captain TattyBoJangles Care to talk? 06:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Showoddywoddy. Not Showaddywaddy. Showoddywoddy. Dick.LordShowoddywoddy 18:07, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes,it is Showaddywaddy. Captain TattyBoJangles Care to talk? 18:09, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

I meand I'M Showoddywoddy. Not Showaddywaddy. Therefore meaning it's nothing to do with the band.LordShowoddywoddy 18:10, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Showoddywoddy is a lie. Captain TattyBoJangles Care to talk? 18:12, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Go away :)LordShowoddywoddy 18:13, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmm...
Correcting my grammer, eh? Spoon 00:39, 27 August 2009 (UTC)