Forum:I have another question

I have a question again, why won't my game work unless I put the disc in?

-ROCKHOCK123

You poor, dumb moron. I feel sorry for you. -Xandus the Legend

But my mom says I'm not a moron. Someone please tell me why it won't work?

-ROCKHOCK123

Hey, Xandus. Sense of humor. Get one. This guy was trying to make a joke. Yes, he epic failed at it, but that doesn't change anything. Stop being hard on him.--72.65.229.4 21:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure he's just on here trolling, trying to get responses like the one Xandus gave.--Esscex 00:29, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

An excellent point. I hadn't considered that.--71.162.22.65 00:32, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

i have the same problem its really annoying, its probably a glitch im sure it'll be fixed in the next update though.

Set up a series of 137 mirrors to direct the laser around the room and into the game case. If done right this will also serve as a home security system and heat up your hot pockets.--JiNX Bloodfang 15:42, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Well the first guy may have failed epically at making a joke, but JiNX's was hilarious. Cavesloth 17:24, 9 April 2009 (UTC)Cavesloth

Is this a thread, or a collaboration of random humor and epic trolling? Seriously... Although, the mirror thing was pretty funny. I'll have to try it one time... AngryNorwegianDude 21:04, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

This is just an example of randomness, AngryNorwegianDude. Common on some internet forums.--72.65.232.154 00:42, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Hoooottt Pocket! Anything to do with hot pockets is funny, just ask Jim Gaffigan. "I got an idea, let's fill a pop tart with some nasty meat! Hooootttt Pocket!" LVTDUDE 00:43, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

The joke would be funny without hot pockets, but the hot pockets reference makes it epic.Cavesloth 02:34, 10 April 2009 (UTC)Cavesloth

I declare war upon the trolls and their random humour! I shall fought them until the end of the world and send them back to middle-earth! YAH!!! Just kidding. I actually appreciate random humour. And now, random words that I came up with in 7 seconds: spoon toaster teddy-bear rocketship dog cat meow hi scramble-eggs hot-pockets and cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefallout3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. -Xandus the Legend

my...god...you've broken the interdemensional barrier that kept words from escaping...THE WORDS ARE ESCAPING WE'RE ALL DOOMED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBARRELROLLHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?! Without the interdimensional barriers, not only will we lose our words, but the forums are vulnerable to invasion from Macy Man, his troll army, and damn filthy ape minions. We must find a way to get the word barriers up agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacheeseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaKITTEN+PUPPY+HUMAN=CENTAURaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatacoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWOKAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! -Xandus the Legend

I like pie Gabriel77cortez 08:44, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Mmmmmm.... Pie. Want pie now. AngryNorwegianDude 09:32, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

We must be wary of the volatile randomness in this thread now. If we are not careful, it will damn us all. 71.162.31.235 11:46, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Punch and pie!!!! LVTDUDE 12:30, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Now I'm sure. We're all going to hell. 71.162.31.235 12:40, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Indeed we are. I am sure there is a chapter on random humor in the bible between all the nasty stuff and the commandments. It is no escape, now that we have broken the word barriers... :) AngryNorwegianDude 14:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Which hell are we going to, though? The Catholic hell or Dante's version? If it's Dante's, then I call leadership of the three circles.--71.162.31.235 14:31, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK ARM THE MODS FIRE UP THE FIREWALLS MACY MAN AND HIS ARMY OF TROLLS AND 10-YEAR OLD FANBOYS ARE ATTACKING WE CANT HOLD OUT FOR LONG WE HAVE TO FIX THE BARRIER OR WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHARLIESHEENROASTED4KUMQUATSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

If I'm going to Dante's hell, I living in the purgatory circle (you don't get punished and you get to live in a castle). On the brightside, if Macy Man invades while our barriers are down, he will be sent to the inner ninth circle of hell for his sins and have his head eaten by Satan. -Xandus the Legend

IM TAKING HEAVY FIRE I NEED BACKUP *gunsshots* HOLY CRAP A TANK!!! *boom* AAAAARGGHH!!!1

(Several users, including Xandus the Legend and AngryNorwegianDude, retreat towards the index trenches for cover. They are pursued by several trolls who fire their Poor Grammer SMGs at them as they move to cover. The user named Private Ryan pulls out a military radio.)

Private Ryan: Macy Man and the trolls have overrun the main page! Tell User:LVTDUDE that we need artillery support on this position now! Repeat: we need artillery...

(Private Ryan gets shot in the head by Macy Man's M-60)

Xandus the Legend: THEY KILLED PRIVATE RYAN! YOU BASTARDS! YAH!!!

(Xandus the Legend leaps out of his trench and fires his Comma Assault Rifle at the trolls, killing 7 of them and causing Macy Man to run for cover.)

-Written by Xandus the Legend

You are all insane. But it's the good kind of insanity. Carry on.--71.126.38.122 23:18, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Ever see a cinnabon? It's huge. I don't know whether to sit in it, or eat it. I know, I'll sit in it AND eat it. This sure is sticky without pants, though. LVTDUDE 00:54, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Ray: "Everything was under control until dickless here turned off the power grid."

Mayor: "Is this true?"

Peter: "It's true. This man has no dick." LVTDUDE 00:57, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You must cut down the mightiest oak in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiith.....A HERRING!!!!!! LVTDUDE 00:59, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Sir Xandus: I will cut down the mightiest oak in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiith.....A HERRING!!!!!!

Knight who says Ni: HA! A herring? I have a much better propisition for you. You will find us a shrubery...no two shruberies. Then, we shall feast upon them with forks and knives while we eat Deathwrap Combos with the Yao Fries.

Sir Xandus: That is impossible! None can find the shrubery salesmen nor the McBrammins. What you say is madness!

Kinght who says Ni: Since you have refused, you must now earn your freedom in...THE THUNDER-DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sir Xandus is dropped into the Thunder-Dome by a flying rhino. He is told by Sammity Sam that he must fight the giant one-eyed insect named Gohma from Legend of Zelda series. He is charged by the monster, but he leaps in the air and destroys the monster with laser beams from his chainsaw.)

Sir Xandus: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!

-Wriiten by Xandus the Legend

Hehe... This thread is getting batshit insane.

But, since we are at the random humor thingy, I can at least present you with something random that has made me laugh for some days now:

Adventures of the Puffincat!

Fake Soviet cartoons were never this funny, and the narrator sounds like Borat on crack:

"Puffincat does clever smart mind concept!"

Enjoy, AngryNorwegianDude 08:28, 11 April 2009 (UTC)


 * See, when you use 138 mirrors, the hot pocket doesn't cook faster but your tender, delicious brain does. Brain Pockets.--JiNX Bloodfang 08:43, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I feel the need to randomly yell out 'mindfuck' up in here.--72.65.207.47 12:42, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You could actually use only 17 mirrors if you substitute A3-21's Plasma Rifle for the standard laser that most would use. However, that option isn't available for most real world users, except of course Maccy Man the man with no plan. He bought one from his local Wal Mart. He says his store got a small shipment of plasma rifles along with the usual shipment of Crossman BB guns. Maccy man the man with no sense of reality!!!!! LVTDUDE 13:57, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

hey stop hatin me fur doin notin! Maccy man the man with no plan
 * Busted! Maccy Man would always have ended the post with a link to his webpage. And although he's a bad speller (in a way, I've seen worse) he was never allergic to the letter G. You, my not-so-honest friend, are an impostor. AngryNorwegianDude 17:23, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
 * DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU, NORWEGIAN MAN! DAMN YOU, NORWEIGIA!--72.65.236.106 21:41, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

THERE HE IS OPEN FIRE *boom* YES THE SNIPERS GOT MACY MAN!! HEY LOOK THE TROLL ARMY IS RETREATING WE WON!!! AND WE GOT REINFORCEMENTS FROM NO MUTANTS ALLOWED AND THE BETHESDA FORUMS!! that was a close call, they nearly overran our servers BUT WE WON!!!!!

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Perhaps we're all wrong. Maybe the I.P address guy is trying to make us solve a riddle? Well...what platform are you using random person who keeps asking us what appear to be the most dumbfounded questions? Or is it a PC?? HA!Answer met that one Xdarkdragonx 03:29, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Dragon

Hey, pikachu, rode with Lord Farquad on the back of a humpback whale to the land of gwam. I BELIVE I CAN FLY!!! I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!!

It appears that the whole thread is now on acid. Well... Let me join the random fun.

OMG MACCY IS NOT DEAD AND HE'S HEADED BACK WITH A SPAM BAZOOKA! RETREAT!!! AngryNorwegianDude 07:23, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Meh, I'm not trying to make any riddle, Xdarkdragonx, I'm just interested in this.--71.126.40.205 11:33, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

My and your grandma are sitting down by the fire, sharing a cup of tea and nidding an outfit for your little league's game. Gabriel77cortez 11:35, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Since we're all saying whatever the hell we want, I'll just say this.


 * ahem*

Monocle-wearing, tea-sipping, crumpet-chewing sons-of-bitches.--72.65.217.210 12:24, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

And how... AngryNorwegianDude 12:45, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't really think that the British are like that. England is a great country. I still have the opinion that America is #1, but England is still a great country.--72.65.217.210 13:16, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I'VE GOT A LITTLE BLACK BOOK WITH ME POEMS IN!!! LVTDUDE 13:38, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

So a super mutant, a deathwrap, seven suicidal midgets, Dagoth Ur (morrowind), and Chuck Norris walk into a bar and...well, let's just say that no one survived, except Chuck Norris. -Xandus the Legend

Chuck Norris ALWAYS survives. LVTDUDE 15:19, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Why do people on the Interwebs think that Chuck Norris is the second effing coming or something? I just find it dumb. Chuck Norris is cool, but he's not God.--72.65.230.163 15:40, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

you better run chuck norris is coming for you

MACY MAN IS BACK!?!??!? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE A BAN BULLET TO THE HEAD? NEVERMIND THAT EVERYONE CHARGE!!!!!!1 AHHHHHHH!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARHG *jumps up and pulls cobat knife out* *macy man fires* KAFOOM!!!! BOOOM!!!!!!11 *i fly backword and land* *macy man walks over* just like the rest of you weak, and undisciplined *puts knife to my neck* see you in hell *just then i kick him in the balls* *macy man crumbles* *i shove my knife through his head, pick up his body and yell* FOR SPARRRRTTAAAAAA!!!!!11

hey thoes werewolfs strike randomly throughout the cereal ONGUARD WERE IS OUR SHIP!1

I think you should have a look at the Chuck Norris bible before you make any more comments about Chuck Norris. Or else you will be smote down. With a roundhouse kick to the face. AngryNorwegianDude 16:15, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I reiterate my previous statement. You are all out of touch with reality.--72.65.230.163 16:44, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

ma'm squad leaders are requesting a raly point where should they go? To war... that's a crappy raly point...

Not that he deserves the respect, but it's Maccy man, not Macy man.

And, when Chuck Norris does push ups he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth away. LVTDUDE 17:16, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR JIBBER-JABBER!!!!!!!1111111

Everything Jack Bauer does in 24 hours could be done by Chuck Norris before the first commercial break. LVTDUDE 17:41, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

No more Mr. nice guy. You started the finale to yo life sucka! Not having no firing pins when we were attacked by river pirates,knowing that the rest of them Amazonian Indians WERE TRADERS!!!!!!!!!!1

A Chuck Norris randomness video -Xandus the Legend

The true, raw form of random humour -Xandus the Legend

This thread's randomness has officially evolved.

It has become madness.--72.65.230.163 18:15, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Madness? This! Is! SPARTA!!! -Xandus the Legend

I just invented a new type of madness: You watch all of the YouTube videos I put here at once! -Xandus the Legend

its alright man hmm this thread needs more random anyone got any random? anybody?

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! It's one of the relics that Brother Maynard Carries with him.....1! 2! 5! No 3...3!LVTDUDE 00:39, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Does this contribute to the randomness factor?--72.65.193.194 00:42, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes it does. -Xandus the Legend

FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 I NEED SOME FRUIT GIMMIE SOME FRUIT I NEED SOME FRUIT REALLY BAAAD!!!!!

So ze got ze poofin. And ze got ze cat. And together zhe made ze poofincat!{{

I don't want to offend our Arab friends, but man that is a crappy video. Not as crappy as "What What, In the Butt", but crappy. And, is that one guy or do all 4 of them look exactly the same? Yikes! LVTDUDE 03:51, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

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Well If you're playing it that way... I must say I do enjoy eating necrotic prime cuts of quadrupedal mammals, while listening to the incessant drone of society out my bedroom window on late Sunday nights. Hmm, felt good to get that off my chest. Xdarkdragonx 06:52, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Dragon

Lots and lots of ze bread... Clever Puffincat! MEH! Instant classic! AngryNorwegianDude 08:19, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

People... This ends this thread. It is the most random thing you will see in your lifetime. One and a half minute of pure WTF. Enjoy. Now you probably have to disinfect your retinas with 96% alcohol. I know I had to... :S

I've seen stuff more random than that. Gabriel77cortez 11:42, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

You know, once Ausir or someone else with the power to ban sees this thread, we're all going to get in trouble. Is it a risk worth taking? YOU DECIDE!--72.65.226.130 12:16, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

What do you mean? Is linking to a relevant matter against the rules? AngryNorwegianDude 12:58, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you Barry the Giant Sea Slug!

I think we've all provided the world a valuable service. We have shown the effects of long-term radiation exposure to be completely harmless. MY GRAND MAMA WANTS TO FLY JETS!!!! LVTDUDE 14:22, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

AND JETS WANT TO FLY YO GRAND MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

No, that's not what I meant, AngryNorweigianDude. It's just this thread has absolutely nothing to do with anything Fallout 3-related. Not a serious offense, but I just thought that a thread completely unrelated to Fallout 3 in the Fallout 3 General Discussion forum would raise a couple eyebrows.--71.126.41.54 14:55, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Since when is heating up a hot pocket with A3-21's plasma rifle NOT Fallout 3 related??? LVTDUDE 15:00, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Now then you copyrighted Italian man, give me all of your sugary treats or your life shall be forfeit!

Every forum needs an offtopic thread were people can just post randomness. Been that way on every other forum I've ever been on. Gabriel77cortez 18:38, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Yup... And if you feel bad about this thread, remember advice from gramsi-papa: EVERY-THING GOES IN, EVERY-THING GOES OUT, FISH, BANANAS, OH PYJAMAS, COPPER, LEAD AND TROUT! AngryNorwegianDude 19:05, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

I remember the good old days, when us Canadians could sneak over the border at night and replace all of the American flags with Canadian ones. But those days ended after the dreaded troll-king invaded niagra falls and slaughter the last of the puffin-cats. Sigh. -Xandus the Legend

IT IS I! THE BLING KUNG-FU MASTER!!!

Lol, this page has descended into fucking randomness.I remember when this thread was just some joke that failed but now it is just pure MADNESS!!!!. P.S: watching all those YouTube videos at once is really random. Silent.Killa78 >:) 00:32, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

ZOMFG!!! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39555 actually is the most random thing i have ever seen. Silent.Killa78 >:) 00:36, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Hah! Did I just have an acid flashback??? LVTDUDE 00:45, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Heh. Yup. Especially the clips featuring the queen were traumatizing.I actually posted that one longer up in the thread, but... Whatever. I think the best thing that has come out o this thread is "the Puffincat".


 * "Here is the comrade of the Puffincat, MISTER SUGAR-WREN!" AngryNorwegianDude 08:47, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Would anybody like a jar of peanut butter? I crushed it with my sphincter, so its nice and warm. Good for what ails ya! Broeman 11:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{{

Wow, this forum is sweet! I...*Twitch* *cunvulse* its happenig again!!!*twitch* Ru..n save...your..selves... Arrrgh! Jericho, Give me Thorchers mask, Clover, the burnmaster! all of you filthy qwastelandHHeros will burn under the flames of Pyro, the Scourge of Humanity! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *bshhhhhhhbshhhhhhbshhhh* oh you are trying to run eh? HAHAHA, you will never escape!-ten minutes later- pant pant... - burning corpeses are everywnere - what have I done?! NOOo! not again!!! the same thing happened in megaton!

Found some funny stuff that I'd like to share with you... And it is Fallout related!

This is two machinima videos made using Fallout 3 and the Umpa mod (that makes everybody dance)... Genius!

Wasteland Umpa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbyhpsv-6sM

Wasteland Umpa 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atdrkROQMTo&feature=related

THE PULSE CHARGE IS RIGGED!!! AngryNorwegianDude 13:44, 27 April 2009 (UTC) hot pockets make me poop colors sherman williams havent heard of 64.12.117.14 00:16, 27 July 2009 (UTC) i am really deathclawpoop i just didnot sign in

The Pirate-Ninja War of 1337, also known as The Treaty Island War, was an epic war between radical groups of pirates and ninjas in a final war to settle once and for all who was the best of all. Most of the fighting took place on a large unnamed island, now called Treaty Island, after an important document that was taken there. It was started largely by the supreme court case Pirate v. Ninja.

The war ended in a draw, as every single combatant either retreated or was killed.

Yeah yeah, but who REALLY won the war? Ninjas Pirates

=Pirate v. Ninja=

In 1343, a supreme court case was called concerning a problem between a specific pirate and ninja, who chose to remain unnamed. Basically, the jury was hung (literally), and the situation was not resolved. Both sides lived in an uneasy cooperation due to a treaty, but the situation threatened to explode out of control. Which, of course, it did.

The treaty stated, among other very complex things involving ninja-pirate politics, that the Ninjas and Pirates should learn to live in harmony, but the Pirates just wanted to party all the time and the Ninjas kept getting disturbed while trying to hear the sound of one hand clapping, which is never good news. Basically the entire situation wound up like a giant elaborate episode of the Odd Couple, with the Pirates never remembering to take out the trash and the Ninjas constantly refusing to chill out. This was a result of the age-old problem of having two ultimately awesome powers present in the same space, which now is totally impossible. Before the war Pirates and Ninjas often fought, but now if a true Pirate and Ninja ever so much as look at each other there is a dire risk of time crawling up in a ball and crying itself to sleep, reality turning inside-out and pluto becoming a planet again.

The Initial Editing of the Treaty
The Pirate-Ninja War almost started in 1347, when a small team of rogue ninjas, under command of a Samurai Kawagucci, sneaked into the Smithsonian one night, and removed the Pirate-Ninja treaty from its case. They discovered, to their delight, that it had been written in lead-based ink, which had broken down over the years and could be erased with a normal eraser. They immediately removed any parts that gave rights to the pirates or limited rights of the ninjas, photocopied it, left the fake in its place and stole away with the treaty to the large forest island, which Kawagucci dubbed Treasue Island. There, they ate, drank, and were merry, mercilessly changing and rewriting the treaty, so it became more and more illegible, the more they got more drunk.

Made by -Xandus the Legend

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umm ookay what do we have here? mirrors, lots and lots of mirrors, maccy (shudder), hot pockets(wtf are these, sound funny to throw)chuck norris's oblivion brand holy soviet bible kitten knight grenades of pirate-ninja frenzying (tsk tsk)dancing mr burke. I'm Australian!!!!. oh and my comment on this thread is:bring out the freakin parrot sauce mu noodles arent going to throw themselves at xandus, wait no! everyone get out i need to try to make them throw themselves at xandus( xandus you need to stay) Mr snip 01:24, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

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--- Oh, hey there we go, I got it! Since I'm using a 360 platform this problem appears to be just another technical malfunction, you see if the game still doesn't work when the disc isn't physically inserted into the console...throw a towel over it. And your problems are SOlv3d! Ah yes, now this thread can die in peace. Xdarkdragonx 06:12, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Dragon

Hmmm... i tried that too. But it wont work! Is there a certain way I'm supposed to put it in? Because the reflective side is facing the right side of the Xbox. Is it reflective side up or reflective side down? There ar also a ton of random scratches on the reflective side. I hope those make it un-payable.