User:V.A.T.S. addict

V.A.T.S addict
aKa - Sneak Critical

This user is inexorably handicapped by his inability to function outside of V.A.T.S. While he can take out a Super Mutant Behemoth with one Sneak Critical Headshot he is constantly overencumbered and is too fat to look good in his Vault Jumpsuit.

aka - 43v4r melee

This user needs upwards of 4000 hits to kill an Alien.

Quotes

 * How do I aim?
 * Oooooh!!!! A lunchbox!!!!
 * Oooooh!!!! Pre-War Money!!!!
 * I'll be taking your XBOX to my room now.

Favorite Songs

 * What's New, Bobblehead? - Tom Jones
 * Bobblehead, You Are Not Alone - Michael Jackson
 * Like a Bobblehead (Touched for the Very First Time) - Madonna
 * Bobblehead, You're My Best Friend - Queen

Pet Peeves

 * People who say "Note to self"
 * People on the internet who tell other people on the internet to "Get a life"
 * Commission salespeople with clammy hands
 * Being in a conventional dither

Girls with Guns Gallery
This isn't soft-core porn, this is "bikini babes with machineguns," just like the song says. I say keep it up! HelenaHanbazkt 15:43, April 21, 2011 (UTC)HelenaHanbazkt

New Vegas
Got the Collector's Edition today. 80 bucks. jeez.
 * Kamikaze and Wild Wasteland
 * Didn't do Hardcore

