User talk:Big McLargeHuge/Archive 5

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I don't know where it came from, but it's trollish conspiracy theory. I see no reason to let it survive here.--Gothemasticator 06:33, July 9, 2010 (UTC)


 * From the desk of LargeHuge: Hiya, folks. If you need to leave me a message, and it is not related to that big one below this, put it ABOVE this line. Thank you kindly. And thanks to Gothemasticator for actually putting in a line. This monumental task couldn't have been done without him.


 * Haha. Competition= motivation eh? Our old desktop computer is an XP, but nobody uses it because it takes more than 30 minutes to start up, it's really pathetic. Yas, vacations. I like not using my computer on vacation. Left alone with my own thoughts, as my former English teacher would say. I'm getting the giant millipede tomorrow most likely. If it's a boy I think I'll name him Harold. Dunno about a girl though. PS, random question, who's in your avatar/icon thing? PSS, I always seem to see only the word "vadge" when I scroll to the top of the page. 04:40, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. NO WEE FEE!! pooie. Anyway, let me have your computer for a few hours, and I bet I could get it running fast in a time. I cannot gare-in-tee no time, so a time will suffice. Actually that depends how comp savvy your parnets are. While I had no why figh, I just played the Redneck Rampage demo overandover an dover a gain. I did other poo too, though. I am home today, then it's back tomarrie.

So the scrapyard house. Yeah, some guy said I should add the house ammenities, like the imfirmary and the lab set, etc, but that is what all the other player homes have, not to mention the 10penny and megaton houses. Pah. I like it nice and simple.

Heh. Harold. Get a big bug and call him Harry.

Ahh, that is the lovely Miss Marjorie Joesting. 1926 Miss Washington D.C., and Miss America runner-up. Lost to a COW. It's sad, becuase she is a prime example of unspoiled beauty. It was raw charisma back in the day. It's a nice picture. Almost looks like it was taken yesterday. The "winner" is in the comments section. Big McLargeHuge 04:36, August 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I dunno what I'll name it until I know if it's a boy or girl 'pede. But I like the name Harold, cause it's funny.
 * I'm watching this "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" movie. They just pulled this guy's fingernails out and it was gross :(
 * Interesting about that picture... When I saw your avatar I thought it was a recent photo. That's cool. I like learning about random old stuff. She's loffley :P 01:29, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it'll mind if you call it Fortinbras.

Ew. Don't get me started on UK politics. It's like the Canadian People's Front and the People's Front of Canada. Too confusing.

Huh. Just loffley? That doesn't really cover it. But yeah, the picture looks very clean, unless you get it all super high def-ness. Actually, she looks like someone I know in real life. Big McLargeHuge 22:29, August 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * I know nothing about nor do I care about UK politics or, for that matter, any kind of politics. Just came across it and watched it. Not saying that political movies/whatever the hell are bad, because they can be good, but I just find it hard for me to care. It's a good movie, though. But I don't like listening to people argue about stuff.
 * She doesn't look like anyone I know, but she looks like someone I could know. You know? Like, she could be a regular person. Which is cool. 03:22, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

I'm set in my political beliefs, but I don't like arguing them, becuase then I just feel stupid because I don't know everything, and I easily get hurt feeling from it. Why am I not a wuss in so many areas that don't matter?

Like I said, unspoiled. SAd to see that the only way to look 'berautiful' is to go uunder the knife. But yeah, she does look like she's ok with the common folk. Nice you of 'know' there. Reminds of a Star Trek TNG episode where Data gets into a, uh, data loop, where he's all 'If he knows that we know that he knows that we know'... ok, you had to be there. GOd I never thought I would everr say(type) that. Anyway, did you see that MST intro remix I favorited? Good stuff, mostly.Big McLargeHuge 05:49, August 11, 2010 (UTC)


 * Hahahaha, oh my gosh, I just got an email from youtube with your comment in it. I forgot that was your username at first so I was like "what...? :(" but then I remembered and had a good lol at that. Yeah, Disco Pigs. For some reason I find that scene hilarious. Dislike of children. There's another scene with a baby that I favorited. Aspiring WC Fields I am?
 * I'm listening to the remix naow. 8 minutes? oooOOOo.
 * It bothers me that people are self-conscious enough to get plastic surgery. Do people need that to raise their self-esteem? Stupid. 01:54, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I don't like kids today, becuase kids today wern't like kids when I was a kid. Well, like me specifically. But still, if I was that mom in that scene, I'd still beat his brains in anyway. The best part of that remix was the "I'll send him cheesy movies..." part. Epic evil choir! I'm all for freedom and liberty, but vanity surgery needs to be un-legal. I can understand reversing a hacked and mangled face from a car wreck, but still. Ok, if I go into this, I will not stop, so I'll just cut it o

MAFIA II demo! Yes! The cars handle like moss, but that might be pretty real. No power anything! Big McLargeHuge 02:39, August 12, 2010 (UTC)


 * Yeah, the character in that movie has some issues. I like how the mom almost starts to laugh when the little kid throws the fry, and then she realizes that Pig is totally pissed about it and she stops smiling. Haha.
 * Yes! Evil choir, hahaha. It's the best :P
 * There are worse things than plastic surgery, but I think that it's a huge waste of money that could be used to save puppies or something. I mean, plastic surgery is expensive, it's hard for me to believe that anyone would spend that much money on it.
 * Speaking of unconventional children, that movie, Disco Pigs, is like that. The two main characters have this weird symbiotic relationship going on since they were born. They live next door to each other and they're really weird compared to everyone else. It's hard to explain. Of course, it all gets fucked up when they get older :P
 * Oh, guess what the hell I bought today? I found a Cat's Paw! Like the real one. With the rubber heels in it! I didn't know that's where they got Cat's Paw from, and I was all surprised. Being with two schoolteachers and my mother, I had nobody to convey my excitement to. I thought I had discovered something awesome and when I got home I saw that there were already pictures on the wiki, haha. 05:46, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

PS can look terrible. I hate fake boobs. Very few fake books look nice. It is a hilarious FAIL when boob jobs go bad, and you can literally park a truck in between them *facepalm* Save puppies, right! Oh my God, I just remembered, I had a dream that I had to put our cat down! It was so sad, becuase I was looking through a pet cemetary, looking for the grave of our first cat. :( The grave were real exravagant though. People do that for their pets, anyway. Then there was this comapny that would buy adopted babies or something, and put them in vats... to distill... them... or, something. I just knew that it was wrong. Then I was thinking, "well, it's ok, becuase they legally bought them, so they can do whatever". No wonder I woke up with a headache.

Yeah, that solitary cats paw in Fallout 1 all the sudden became the wasteland playboy (I kinda have a silent bet with myself, that Playboy has better investigative reporting then the rest of the news media). Yeah, soe sholes. Whoduh thunkit. It's kind of hard to explain it without getting that needle filled stare from the moms. "No, it's a pron magazine in a video game!" Where did you find it? Anti-queing? If that is the case, I should pay more attention the next time I visit an old shop. Usually I look for old WWII stuff. I can't imagine they make them anymore. I think the wikia is wrong, maybe, becuase I have read they are/were made in Baltimore. Unless the company moved.

So, how did you find it? Was it just sitting there? Was it expensive? Did you buy a baby? Did you distill a baby? Do they make good fake boobs? Do you have an asprine? Big McLargeHuge 21:42, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahahaha. Fake boobs, really sad. I'd be afraid that, if I got them, I'd get breast cancer under where the fake boobage was and then you'd never know because if you have fake boobs you can't really get mammograms. Science!
 * I've had a few dreams about my dog getting hurt or dying and stuff. It sucks. But not distilling babies. Hahaha! "Hi, I run a baby distillery. They get better with age, like a fine wine..."
 * Yeah, I found it antiquing. My mom was like "uh..." and I was like "it's in a video game! It's a....Book...." hahaha! The antique place I went was really interesting... There are a few buildings, and an antique barn from 1830, all filled with antiques. They also had 2 goats, 3 peacocks, big chickens, quails, and horses there. I took lots of pictures! The cat's paw itself was 4 dollars. Worth it for the great art design alone, imo.
 * On the box it says "made in canada". After some googling the other day I gathered that they still made them up until recently, although they didn't make nearly as many as they used to. Maybe the newer ones are made in Baltimore?
 * I got my millipede today. I have named her Red Buttons. It was gonna be just Buttons but I learned there was an old actor/comedian named Red Buttons. I guess it's kinda a male name but I'm pretty sure she's a girl :P She won't mind. 02:11, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Aw, your boobs are fine. Not that I'd know. Or that I don't care, becuase I do. I mean I hope they are-Shoveling... shoveling...

Had a dream before that our first cat was obliterated by a Jeep. Had to remind myself when I woke up that the cat would not have the nuts to walk out in a major intersection. Of course, she was so big, she woulda crashed the jeep anyway.

I think the babies were being boiled for fat, or something, and that it is a rare thing that can only be found in babies. I think I was taking a tour or something!

So the Cats Paw. Does it have a date on it? Did it some with the heels? If so, what condition are they in?

Have fun with your new 'pede. I actually captured a cricket, and stood there for a few minutes, just staring and talking to the thing. "What do you think your are doing inside, young man?" It just sat there on that paper, and didn't even try to escape, untill I was about to let it on the grass :P

You certainly draw a lot of weird stuff, but having your creepy man dress as a woman, certainly takes the cake on this. I can't critisize, becuse if I could draw, all I'd draw are boobies, anyway. Big McLargeHuge 05:06, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ahahaha, I've drawn many a boobie (booby?) in artsy school (and... Man-junk...). Life drawing! Life drawing is great. The only part that sucked is that the models we had weren't that interesting, but I just like weird people. Plus none of them were skinny except for this old lady we had. Actually that's a lie, there were 2 really good looking, young women who were like in their 20s and they were awesome to draw. But I only got to draw each of them like once. I think they save them for the juniors and seniors Independent Studies/advanced painting classes. All our male models were like tubby and not very useful for learning what people look like. I'm not trying to be a bitch but it's better to have a non-portly person to learn muscles/skeleton stuff. Well, you can, it's just harder. I still learned but I know other people probably had problems.
 * Yeah, boris and doris, the only difference between the two, as my teacher says, is a dress. And the occasional wig. Hahaha that black dress getup was because of Breakfast on Pluto, where Cillian Murphy plays a transvestite. He makes a good woman actually, cause he's "weird" lookin. I love weird looking people. Weird looking people make the world go round.
 * I shouldn't type all this when I'm basically asleep.
 * There was this huge blue dragonfly freaking out on our porch last night- I think it got some spiderweb tangled on itself but it wouldn't sit the hell still so I couldn't help it. There was a smaller one in my bathroom a while back that got web tanglies on it too but that one was more chill and I could take the webbies off with a toothpick and then he was fine and I let im outside.
 * Buttons is very sweet. She's eating a zucchini.
 * My aunt has a cat named Hypo and they call him Hypo the Hutt because he's super fat and sits up and looks like Jabba the Hutt. It's epic. I drew a picture of him for them a few years ago. Fatty cat. The best kind of cat.
 * The Cat's Paw doesn't have a date on it as far as I can see... I would guess it's from around the 50's but I can't be sure. The rubber soles are still in the box. It's basically unused. 05:50, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Kind of like the laws of the nude beach. Just old flabby people. Boobys are the bird, you see. Nothing can brighten ones day like a hot naked person, though. But then again, life isn't a Pentouse forum. Unless you're in Europe.

You must really like this Civillian guy. Can't say I've heared of him before. Not that I like looking at transvestites. becuase I don't, on any planet or non planet in the solar system. Do I look like a weird person? I can never tell. My hair is getting lond, and I look like a fuzzball when it does. So I look like a fuzzball. Because my hair is long.

Our current cat is Freakazoid, for lack of a better name. In her young days, she'd zip up and down the hallway, attack a shoe, spaz out, sprint down the hall, lick herself, repeat. I'd lay in bed, just hearing her thump up and down the hall, and I'd just laugh.


 * Buttons is very sweet. She's eating a zucchini.

I don't know why, but that is just so attractive sounding. I'll ponder that one for a while. Big McLargeHuge 21:38, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, I thought the 'ie' version of 'boobie' was the bird one. Like blue-footed boobie? But I just wikipedia-ed it and it's with a 'y'. Woops.
 * This sounds weird but I think being in art school made me not notice naked people. Like if I see a movie (this is going to sound like I watch a bunch of pornos or something) and there'd be someone that's naked in it for like a second, I'd just be like "huh? Whatever" where everyone else would be like "omg thar was a NEKKID PERSON". But I'd be in "Draw Mode" or something. Yeah. Although I guess I always am?
 * I've just seen a few Cillian Murphy (or as you say, Civillian, haha) movies lately because for some reason a bunch of them are on youtube and I can't resist watching a movie in parts on youtube. And he's so good!
 * I think most guys don't like seeing transvestites. Wait, I think you're thinking of drag queens. But still. Omg, I saw a couple drag queens in Key West, it was awesome. Hahaha I'm such a freak. But the transvestite thing is totally not what the movie is about, I mean... There are more important things in the story.
 * Buttons is burrowed somewhere atm, I guess she's asleeping. Lol, Buttons should have her own Twitter or something. And Frekazoid is an awesome name. 03:56, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * Did a new drawing of doris. Yea-uh. Nice wig thar. 06:52, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

If there's like a slpit second of boobie in a movie, and my parents are watching, oh, what a debacle it is. Debacle? Whatever. Ooooh! Boob! It's not that I'm all, "lets run around naked becuase it's my right to", it just, well, I don't know. I can tolerate it more then others. Then I'm going to go all shallow and say that they have to be good looking, I just know it.

Freakazoid is a good name. Infact, I believe she is burrowed somewhere asleeping too. Some how she manages to burrow her way into blankets. Wouldn't be the first time I have accidentally sat on her. Usually her snoring gives her away, though.

I loled at that picture, as the kids today would say. Big McLargeHuge 21:03, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * It takes balls (no pun intended, but now that I think of it...) to decide to have your naked self immortalized in a movie or something. Even if it's like a second. But most actors have an "artsy" enough mentality that they don't care? I was thinking about this the other day. There's always someone who looks more weird naked than you. Haha! But yeah. Everyone's naked. Under their clothes. Was that creepy?
 * Fuckin' doris, man. I just did a sculpture of doris. I call it 'gravedigger doris' and she's standing in high heels with a big hat and a purple dress and wielding a shovel. It was all glazed n' shit and then the legs broke off when my teacher was loading it into the kiln. I mean, it was kind of asking for it. But anyway, I went out to fix it yesterday. It left in more than twice the amount of pieces it was in when I got there. Fml. I had it all perfect and then literally the minute I was about to leave, it all fell apart again. Sense of defeat ftw. 23:30, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Creepy? No. You have to say that you're a nymphomaniac that only gets turned on by cross dressers. And jewish cowboys. By the way, my real name is Buck Goldstein. But no not weird. More in private/fantasy, like over modding your Fallout 3 game with a bunch of nude stuff.

Fuckin' Doris... Have you heard of Jonas, Edgar and Romulus? Jonas is always 'Fuckin' Edgar' or 'Shittn' so I grabbed me a bottle.' Just the way you were writing there reminded me of his drunken slur. I never got clay things right. My Bart Simpson Mug was lacking in 3D detail and glaze. My Castle wall shaped box didnt fit right either. Even my oil crayon Georgia 'I heart vaginas' O'Keefe masterpeice I made, I managed to do wrong, by writing my name to thick with sharpie. Pooie. But my city scape worked out fine. It almost actually looks like the picture I was trying to emulate.

Well, I have to go in for some job welfare tomorrow. FTL. Big McLargeHuge 02:41, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Aaahahaha, Georgia Okeefe! One of my teachers, who was crazy/dumb/one of the stereotypical angry feminists, went off at someone in my class because they were talking about how some of her paintings are vagina-y. She was like "People only say that because she's a woman!" But I'm like "I would totally say that even more if I guy painted those" right? I mean, I would think a guy who painted vaginaflowers would be more obvious than a girl painting them. Also she painted naked, didn't she? One of my friends said that, I think. So did Dali though! Well, I dunno if he did all the time, but he said so in one of his journals (I'm not a stalker).
 * And nah, I haven't heard of Jonas/Edgar/Romulus. That's just what I say in my head... Haha. Fuckin' doris. I repaired (most) of her today.
 * I think most people can do pretty well at drawing if they practice. I mean, I've been practicing my whole life, so... But most people kind of give up or stop during gradeschool when they stop having art class, eh? 04:35, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thats because women are beautiful. Nobody wants to see some guys junk, unless he's packing. And they usually don't. I think that she just didn't want, well, initial arguments about censorship. Don't get me started on art types and the C word.

I was looking back on some of the conversations, and I would still like to read that dream journal of yours, and I am still up for paying for the cards and chips for NV. Big McLargeHuge 04:55, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yep yep, I haven't forgotten about the cards/chips. It'd be like... $17 or something? You said 1/5th of the price, and my laptop's calculator says that's 16, and I'm assuming shipping would be pretty cheap for them, so I added a dollar...?
 * I actually just finished my dream sketchbook this morning. I just got a new one, too, that I gotta make a cover for. I had a couple dreams over the last few days that took up the last few pages. It's interesting to see them all but it's going to be weird when I look back in, say, 10 years and don't remember them. The dreams I've had over the last 4 years (in this sketchbook and the first one), I can still remember what stuff looked like, so I don't know when I'll start forgetting them. Maybe I won't ever totally forget them? It's weird.
 * Well yeah, I guess women aren't as, like, sharp-edged, you know? Like we got a packet about drawing people and the guys are always drawn with straight lines and the gals are curved lines. That's more for comic books, though, but stilllll. Comic book artists are very under appreciated though. Or should I say... "Graphic Novels". Only ones I've read are Watchmen and a few Batman ones, though. 23:55, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, that sounds good. Just let me know when you want the cash.

I wish I can remember dreams from ten years ago. or ten hours ago. And I wish I could draw. I'm not good with curves, so feminine beauty would not be interpreted well through me.

Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have been accepted into job corps. The bad news is that I have been accepted into job corps. Games and mods are going on the backburner. I'll still be here, though. I think it would be better to move to email, instead of in public here. I'm feeling real distracted right now. Big McLargeHuge 00:45, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a little finer then before. Nice dream. Sure is better then the one I had a day ago. It was another "wrong" one. Wrong, but so right... And I am well versed on what dreams call "accidents". Isn't that weird how weird/scary/wrong stuff is just passed off as "an accident"? Big McLargeHuge 04:25, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * Woah woah woah. I was editing this at the same time you were. Just took me an extra few minutes since I'm watching the ol' 1970s Bad News Bears on youtube. Hahaha. Yeah, random dreams I get.
 * I'm convinced anyone can draw if they practice. You can learn to draw... I mean, you can't really learn imagination, like drawing boris in a dress, but not everyone is blessed to be plagued by crossdressers. If you took, say, a month and tried drawing at least once a day, you would get all the crappy drawings out of your system and then you'd be able to draw at least better than average. People who are "good" at drawing have been doing it their whole lives, usually. It's something you're forced to practice forever, it's like practicing for anything else.
 * Anyway. Yeah, email. I don't exactly use my email, it's kind of like a big void where all my spam goes that I never look at. Or, like, every comment I've ever gotten from Youtube/stuff people invite me to on Facebook. I used to use it when I was in school to get my school emails forwarded to me, but now... Anything I would normally email, I usually call/text/twitter it to someone. That's kind of why I didn't email you before. I mean, I won't hate you if you're too busy to talk for a while, eh? I'll just give you a poke around New Vegas time when I get the Collector's edition k? I promise not to fall off the face of the earth :P 04:42, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

"Why are all of these buildings blowing up?" "It... was an accident". Does remind me of a dream as a kid where a wreckingball was tearing down brand new buildings. Nobody told me it was a mistake, though.

Yeah I hate it when that happens on wikias. Especially when it was a very long as constructive edit, anf the ohter person just wanted to fix a spelling error. I just wanted to update things a little.

I was just thinking email would be used if things got too personal here, and would be moved to email, or if the admins told us to take this elsewhere. I'm not going to be offline from here, because I can get to the wiki anytime. it's just that I will be away from playing and modding for a while. A long while. I don't mind spoilers, so I'll still be here. I totally understand if you do. Cuz if I wasn't...l leaving... I'd be holed up, exploring a real desert. In a video game. Cacti.

I'm not going to invest in grawing, though I should find a way to show you the things I have done, however. I have certainly no cap on my certainly interesting imagination.

My mom flipped out today becuase she found grubs in the trash. You can bounce lazer beams off of the kitchen floor now. Big McLargeHuge 00:32, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, I doubt there's any rules against having a giant conversation. A lot of peoples' talk pages are ginormous.
 * If I end up moving to Colorado, I'm going to be in the biggest middle-of-nowhere place ever. I'm actually thinking I might not even have internet, or, at least, fast internet. The nearest supermarket is an hour away, and the cabins in town don't have running water. But I doubt there's wifi many places. I'll probably have to get one of those internets-in-a-USB that my friend who lives on a farm has. But I think that time will be after New Vegas comes out so I'll be able to send you the Collectors stuff.
 * This month/next month I'm going to be really busy making tons of stuff because I have a (gaaaah) real "art show" late September. I doubt many people show up because the festival is in this random town but at least then I'll have a body of work. But anyway, yeah, I might not be around as much in the next few weeks/month. Then I'm visiting Colorado and blahblahblah. Summer/Fall gone. 02:27, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess your right. I just thought that email would be used if... sensitive information had to be passed between us. Interpret that however you want.

look like seasons of change for both of us. But it looks like you can get internet esier thatn I can get games. I can live with a supermarket being a while away, but how would your funtion without water? It's not like your living with people, are you? Then you wouldn't worry about bathing. And girls don't stink anyway. I think.

Art festivals can certainly be a magante for the weird types, and they usually tend to congragate around little stuff like that. It's like when people protest a school becuase the black kid got smaller fishsticks at lunch. Um, ok. Anyway, congrats on the art display, I'm sure people will like your crossdressing russians and hippo fetuses. Did you see that Top Gear episode where they did a car art show? Tomfoolery abound! Big McLargeHuge 02:24, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * In my experience, weird people don't go to art fairs. At least not the good kind of weird.
 * And to be blunt, that sets off my Stalker Alarm.
 * I'm going to be away from the Wiki for a while. Like I said, busy stuff. I don't really have time to talk to people right now, in between all the things I have to work on. Sars. 05:51, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, man, my last post looks like it was written by a drunk man. And I've never been to an art show, so completely forget what I said anyway. I'll consider that one to be a 'stnank'. Hard work give weird dreams. Have fun being busy. It's the state fair for me, then I leave for Eastern Washington on September 28th. Big McLargeHuge 00:13, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm done with the fair. Learned a few things.
 * You must be fat and/or ugly and/or loud (kids). Not being any of those will cause you to have your ticket prices doubled.
 * Never flush the toilet.
 * Never wash.
 * A mopped floor is more dangerous then a minefeild.

I will be getting up at 5 am tomorrow to see the place I will be living at soon. No rest for the janitor Big McLargeHuge 04:30, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

I think I wil wait longer to leave in order to get the vocation training that I want to get. Looks like I may leave in November instead. Big McLargeHuge 02:53, September 8, 2010 (UTC)