Wooz

Wooz is the ghoul proprietor of The Harp, Gecko's one and only bar.

Background
Wooz is an extremely tall and lanky ghoul with long hair, The ghoulification left him a bitter, rude man. Apparently, your flesh burning off and radiation dooming you to an eternity of rotting doesn't make life all rainbows and sunshine. Little is known of Wooz before he came to Gecko. He established The Harp, naming it after a favourite hangout he had before the war.

Wooz is considered a bit eccentric, but well liked among the citizenry. His patrons are particularly fond of the stories he tell, including the one about a severed head flying through hell and meeting important people. The Chosen One: "{114}{}{What do you do here?}" Wooz: "{140}{}{I run this place. Are you dumb? I sell drinks, trade for things, tell stories, and play Tragic.}" The Chosen One: "{144}{}{Tell stories?}" Wooz: "{200}{}{I’ve got this great story. It’s really funny. You see there’s this head, right?}" The Chosen One: "{201}{}{A head?}" Wooz: "{530}{}{Yeah, it’s a head. But it’s not attached to a body. You see, it’s been severed.}" The Chosen One: "{531}{}{A severed head. I see. And this becomes entertaining when?}" Wooz: "{540}{}{Just hold on a minute. This severed head, you see, it’s in Hell. (hah, hah) And it flies around there, you know, in Hell. And it runs into all kinds of famous people there… (ho, ho, ho)}" The Chosen One: "{541}{}{Wait, a severed head is in Hell, and it flies around…doing what?}" Wooz: ''"{550}{}{Well, it’s doing stuff. (hee, hee) You know. It’s got, things that it wants to do, or maybe things it's forced to do. The point is, it’s doing stuff, you know, there in Hell. Oh God, (hah, hah, hah) I just can’t stand it!}" The Chosen One: "{551}{}{You kind of obsess about this, don’t you? Hmm. Were you and your mother close? Did you ever have problems with bed-wetting?}" Wooz: "{560}{}{No, you just don’t understand. It’s all about a severed head. Get it? Heh, heh, heh, It’s funny! How can you think about a severed head, in Hell of all places, and not laugh?}" The Chosen One: "{561}{}{Wooz, I don’t know you very well, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to. However, I think I can say, without fear of exaggeration, that you need help. Immediate, competent help. }" Wooz: "{570}{}{Fuck you! You’re just like all the rest of them. I tell, you it’s hilariously funny. It’s not my fault that you don’t have a sense of humor.}" The Chosen One: "{571}{}{You’re right, Wooz. I guess I’m just not as clever as you are. You’re truly a pearl amongst swine. Now tell me something else.}"'' (GCWOOZ.MSG) He is also an avid Tragic: The Garnering player, who absolutely loves playing the game and is permanently addicted to it, always looking for more players to draw into his habit. Besides that, Wooz is pretty well educated, at least as far as technology is concerned, but he often uses it as bait to get an opportunity to insult people.

Other interactions

 * Wooz can give the player a free Tragic: The Garnering collectible card game set.

Appearances
Wooz appears only in Fallout 2.