User:Rbroker

O.K children gather round story time

Hello, come in come in, let the doorman take your coat (Doorman takes coat) sit down, relax (chair comes out of floor) you look tired, searching all the excellent articles or just goofing off.(you answer) Ah, now I understand, you need a drink, chose your favorite (You Choose) (Drink floats down from ceiling) Anything else? (You decline gratfully) Come, let Me show you around. (You notice the other doors. You get up and walk a few steps forward and everything disappears Me, The doorman, Your drink. You look around confused and realize it was all a hallucination.)

Morale of the story, never trust a doorman he stole your coat. :) Rbroker 06:39, 22 August 2009 (UTC)Rbroker