User:Comrad Stalin

Komrade Stalin (b.1989 A.D.-d.?)

"Fools! Nothing can hurt comrade Stalin! ......... except for maybe a huge missile... of course."

-Comrade Stalin on himself.

As the only possible other Slavic man on this site i felt this was appropriate. Although sadly the mecha stalin this never existed.

However, Comrade Stalin did exist as one of my characters. He was a compulsive drunk who had no problems shooting at children, old men, mutants and queers. He did leave the prostitutes alive for a short while only to later return with his cleaver to take justice for the lord.

His weapon of choice happens to be a 5mm Minigun, his attire non other than a Chinese jumpsuit with sunglasses. He enjoys listening to Enclave Radio, claiming "killing people to patriotic music never makes you feel remorseful to be a true American(despite his belief of being Stalin himself).

Aside being a drunk and a homicidal lunatic, he would refer to himself in the 3rd person in a very loud demeanor, and made no effort to use stealth abilities despite a high skill, or conceal his loud vocals when raiding a metro station, or foraging through the wasteland. As well as being a highly egocentric dick he has a severe case of pyromania, and a very high dislike of fatties, idiots and the cold.


 * THE EARLY YEARS

Originally named Malcom Frasier he stepped out in to the blinding light of his home made bunker, mostly assembled from telephone poles and his vast collection of SUV's.