User:Johnny Extreme

= Johnny Extreme=

“Few men are to the max, and few men are extreme. Yet Johnny is both...in bed...”
== ~ Oscar Wilde on Johnny extreme

Philosophy  == What? Johnny Extreme, yeah!

Extreme, no?

Are you ready for some TV so hot it's going to feel like you took a tray full of cookies and baked them up in your ass?

YEAH!

To the MAX!

To the EXTREME!

It's going to punch your balls off!

Thats right you ball sniffers!

Now you!

Balls to the wall EXTREME action!

It'll shove a boot so far up your ass people will call you lace lips!

Biography
Johnny Extreme was born in Greatest Possible Value (To the Max) A.D. In the year Greatest Possible Value he decided that having no future as a result of living at the end of time was hampering his future. Johnny purchased a time machine from Jesus in exchange for declaring Jesus to be the most extreme person ever.

During his many adventures, that were all extreme or otherwise above average, Johnny worked to create high-end PC components. One such project was the Pentium Extreme Edition CPU; Johnny wanted the processor to carry additional labels further defining its level of greatness, but the marketing department at Intel decided that some of these ideas were just to "EXTREME!" Johnny left Intel soon thereafter and went to work at rival Athlon. In 2016 AD Johnny was made project manager of AMD's most ambitious project ever, the ProMax processor. This processor had no less then 1239 separate cores, requiring more than 12,000 jigawatts of power in addition to liquid nitrogen cooling that was just barely sufficient to contain the inevitable thermonuclear explosion.

Due to poor sales, partially from the lack of Extreme marketing and the "To the Max" price tag, Johnny was left deep in debt and in possession of the entire production line of 6 ProMax processors. Using his undoubtably Extreme abilities, he combined them all to form what would later be the Bane of Mankind, Steve Ballmer. That is, of course, is another story.

After spending the next two decades attempting to classify all things in existence into the categories of "extreme" or "other" he came to the conclusion that most of existence was far to dull. He worked to construct a bomb to destroy everything non-extreme or too the max. However before being able to complete it his head exploded when a friend pointed out that the destruction of everything normal would result in the everything extreme to become normal.

it WILL PUCH YOUR BALLS OFF!!!! Since Johnny is so extreme he decided to make a game sooooo extreme it'll feel like you took a tray of cookies and baked them up your ass!! ====