Forum:Best dialog options

i luv when u find desmond in the safe room u say i was so worried ! and he says oh ur a fukin softy ?? My personal favorite is when you confront General Jingwei at the end of the Operation: Anchorage simulation, and you can say, "I'm going to kill you SO MUCH."

What are yours? PlasmaFox 20:49, 30 January 2009 (UTC)


 * I find this rather weird. If you blow up Megaton, James will ask you later in the game if you were, in fact, the one that blew it up.  If you say you did, he just says, "I'm disappointed in you," and then goes right back to work.  You'd think he'd be angry, as well, seeing as how you killed at least 30 innocent people and irradiated more of the Wasteland.  --MadDawg2552 21:04, 30 January 2009 (UTC)


 * I went through the dialog options with James after I blew up Megaton, too. Oddly, when I gave the "None of your business" answer, he replied to the effect thst he didn't raise his son that way. Maybe that explains it-I'm playing a female character, and he raised me differently! Thecrystalcrow 20:56, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

The Jingwei line made me blow soda out my nose. I also like the line accepting 'You gotta shoot `em in the head' telling Crowley that "The day isn't complete `til I've killed something."--JiNX Bloodfang 09:27, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

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I love the ones where you first meet scribe yearling and talk to her about collecting the Pre-War books. Then you get two options where your guy has a money fetish, those cracked me up sooo much.

and then theres another one where you convince a robot that you're Thomas Jefferson...or something like that. those were extreme 'LoL'

Xdarkdragonx 20:43, 31 January 2009 (UTC) Dragon

"..." "..." "..." "..." "I'm glad we understand each other" Knight Captain Gallows when you first met him.-NeoScott 00:41, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

"ask her for a minigun - after all, you wouldn't want to miss" Flying Dagger 17:17, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Not even close for me: "Whoa! What the fuck was that?" First time I've ever had a dialog option I said myself out loud before seeing the option. --DoubleGrande 02:55, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Lmao, after you purchase Charon's Contract, huh?--Esscex 06:01, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Yep, surprised me first time around, and he got a real good eyeball-flyer on Ahzrukhal. DoubleGrande 06:05, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

This might not count but I love It when Mr.Gutsy says "Are you ready to die for your country you commie son-of-a-bitch!?"

User-kill the overseer

Gotta love the dialogue of the Prototype Medic Power Armor: "Listen to me, you god damn puke! You are now wearing a suit of Prototype Medic Power Armor! I'll take care of you, and you'll take care of me! Understood?"

Plus every dialogue involving Patchwork... Drunk ghouls FTW :D

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Ohh shit, i totally forgot about the Vault 108 clones who are all called Gary. With that Poke-mon spoof..way they talk to you is Priceless, LOL Xdarkdragonx 07:43, 6 February 2009 (UTC)Dargon

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Definitely found everything that Cereberus in Underworld had to say as particularly funny. Also loved the option of saying "Seriously...fuck you," to Colonel Autumn while he was interrogating you at Raven Rock. It just seemed so appropriate. Seriously... Magnum101 15:09, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

I forgot exactly how it goes, but when you first meet Sawbones in the citadel, he's buggy and hurts you when you tell him to heal you. If you use your science skill, you can run a diagnostic scan on him to fix the problem, and he replies like, "Diagnostic scan completed. Scan detected no further errors...asshole" --Esscex 04:56, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

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My favorite is the brief conversation with Milo the Shipping Foreman, a Mr. Handy in the Nuka-Cola factory. You need access to the shipping manifests, and he needs to ascertain your identity. He asks you for your employee designation and ID number, or something like that. You have three options: speech check to tell him you're the guy who owns Nuka-Cola, give him an identity you found on an ID card (I think) or say "My employee designation is Ass Kicker and my ID is 5.56mm!" 75.34.92.29 03:37, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

play as a chick and go to girdershier and talk to the guy its nasty but funny!Maccy Man the man with no plan. 23:03, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

It might not be dialogue but I find its the funniest piece of text I've found so far: At the Office in L'Efant Square, the terminals have newspaper reports to be printed. The first one ended with "We are Americans, & we do not solve our problems with violence."

The second...

"Canada is now owned by America, & let's face it, always has been."

Pararaptor 10:25, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

hasnt it always been so?Maccy Man the man with no plan. 19:22, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Moira is hilarious when you use the bottom/snide dialog options. You tell her that the mirelurks have a sand castle she goes "Oh you're playing with me. No. Really? Cmon tell me the truth. Really?" Also when you blow up Megaton she turns into a ghoul one of the dialog options is "See you around, stickyface."

I laughed so hard the first time I met Cerberus. "Atten-shun!". Cracks me up :P All Mr Gutsy's are pretty hilarious, like when they say "box me up and ship me home" or "pin my medals on my chest". I also love Mr Brotch's reaction when you tell him after the G.O.A.T that you got the job you always wanted. Also when replying on that Outcast saying they don't want to have your corpse stinking up their place by saying "Yeah, it would clash with all the brown" or something like that :P --KillerIsMe 06:49, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I lol'ed so much when i got the fuck you and then "No, Seriously., FUCK YOU! when being interrogated by cl autumn. but my favorite would have to be the special dialog option u get for robco portion of wasteland survival guide when you are wearing the mechanist's suit. "This Sounds Like A Job For The Mechanist! Silent.Killa78 >:) 07:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

This thread amuses me to no end. Fo2 and Fo trump Fo3.

''Here comes the part when I lose my patience and kill every Citizen in Vault City for the fun of it. Starting with you.'' - Chosen One to Proconsul Gregory, after his sixth toe is discovered.

That Furry Bastard 07:32, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


 * You have the right to whatever opinion you want, but this is the Fallout 3 General Discussion forum. Therefor, most entries here are about F3, and should be about F3. --KillerIsMe 12:50, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't try to backseat moderate. I enforce the rules, I interpret them. That Furry Bastard 08:45, 21 May 2009 (UTC)


 * Well, then you and I interpret the rules differently. Not trying to be a backseat moderate, just expressing my opinion. But hey, don't want to start anything, this is already pretty off-topic, so I'm just gonna lay down here. --KillerIsMe 09:51, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I know let's make up a story to pass the time, once upon a time there was this man, his name was joking joe, and he went around making everyone laugh really hard at all his funny jokes and one day a spaceship from outer space landed in front of him and a big green alien jumped out and started eating people, and was our so called hero scared? you bet he was! He cried like a little baby, wah-wah-wah. *whistle* Are you lost? Are you lost? I know let's make up a story to pass the time, once upon a time, there was this man, his name was Holy Tuledo(???) and he was really powerfull and one day a spaceship from outer space landed in front of him and a big green alien jumped out and started eating people, and was our so called hero scared? you bet he was! He cried like a little baby, wah-wah-wah. And all his friends laughed at him, that's all folks. Are we there yet? Are you lost? Are you lost? Why is this taking so long? " I never killed him, love to hear his anectdotes. :D :D 81.234.140.17 08:28, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

The Pitt: The "yoink" thrown in to the dialog for kidnapping the cure. Also, the sarcastic "Because I never solve problems with violence..." when you're trying to get Wehrner's location from Midea after selling out the slaves.

There also seems to be a bug with some of the Pitt NPCs, where they will no longer respond after their standard lines have been said. It's kind of funny when you then go to talk to the slaver that signs you up for the pitt fights, just after you've pulled 50,000 rounds of ammunition, T-51b Power armor, and every badass gun in the game out of a crate, and she just stands there speechless. "Yeah, that's what I was packing when I showed up at the gate..."Imp of the Perverse 02:14, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh wait, it's what "our" dialoge options are? Well there is a fun thing to say to a little child once you find his nixon doll in vault city, here is what I remember "Well, I think mr Nixon has been a bad boy, he should be punished, yes, maybe we should tear his arms off so he will remember this...(???)" that's all I remember, very evil thing to say to a child but I can't stop laughing thinking of that childs face when you tell him that, he would be like (O)_(O)' xD 81.234.140.17 11:44, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

"Wow, are you batshit insane or what?" while talking to Brailee Yewers in Arefu. I just wish it were an option after mezzing Arkansas too.

I haven't played the earlier fallouts, but I watched a video of dialogue with Myron in Fallout 2, and the writing and voice acting tops most of what I've come across in Fallout 3. The Herbert/Bob/Harold thing was also more funny. Imp of the Perverse 00:18, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

"You got ugly really fast" To Moria Brown after the megaton explosion while still doing the Wasteland survival questAntily3f 03:46, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

1."I'm Thomas Jefferson!" 2."Gah! Fuck! What are you?" 3."Holy shit! You're that guy from the radio!" Extra funny: my character that said "I'm Thomas Jefferson!" was female. Runner up from Fallout 2: "How the hell did you get in here?" "Your barn door's open. Get it? I kill me." "GUARDS! Detain this man!"--Hollow Points 02:00, November 1, 2009 (UTC)Hollow Points

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