Iguana Bob Frazier

Iguana Bob Frazier, better known as "Iguana Bob", is a businessman who owns Bob's Iguana Bits in the Hub in Fallout.

Background
Bob sells his famous Iguana bits and Iguana-on-a-stick at his stand. However, few know that his "prime choice select" is actually processed human corpses, supplied from Doc Morbid from Junktown. His reputation obviously wasn't tarnished, as his son, Mikey, ran a similar iguana bits stand, Son of Bob's Iguana Bits, in New California Republic several decades later. Hopefully Mikey doesn't take after his father in this enterprise.

<!-- Hub Warning {234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {153}{}{What are you talking about?} {157}{}{Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!! It's made of people!!!} {188}{}{Not so loud! I don't need you saying that all over the Hub...} {190}{}{You know, the police station is just across the street. I really should take a little walk.} {208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!} {210}{}{Sorry, no deal.} {221}{}{I'd change your mind if I were you, friend. People have died for less in the Hub.}

Deal made = Maximum {234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {153}{}{What are you talking about?} {157}{}{Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!! It's made of people!!!} {188}{}{Not so loud! I don't need you saying that all over the Hub...} {190}{}{You know, the police station is just across the street. I really should take a little walk.} {208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!} {211}{}{Fine. What can I get out of this?} {213}{}{I want } {217}{}{150} {219}{}{ bucks every five days.} {222}{}{Fine. It's a deal. } {223}{}{ bucks, due every five days. I guess I'll see you in five...}

After Deal is Struck

{105}{}{I want information on Decker.} {121}{}{He's a mean son of a bitch. You don't want to mess with him. Anything else?}

{106}{}{I want information on Doc Morbid.} {125}{}{Doc Morbid? All I know is that he's up around Junktown and he's the cheapest source of food I could find. That's all!}

{105}{}{I want information on Decker.} {142}{}{Sure. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.} {144}{}{I'll take your prime select.} {171}{}{You know what they're made from and you still want one? You make Decker look like a charity worker! Anything else?}

{234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {153}{}{What are you talking about?} {156}{}{If you've got a memory loss, I can talk to the sheriff.} {184}{}{Don't do that! Fine, I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder. Doc Morbid's stuff is already dead, isn't it?} {186}{}{Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for it.} {208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!}

{234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {153}{}{What are you talking about?} The Vault Dweller: "{154}{}{Your secret ingredients. How fresh does the corpse have to be before it develops a bitter aftertaste? Do you use mutants, humans, or a mix?} The Vault Dweller: "{155}{}{I found an invoice in Doc Morbid's lair. An invoice for dead bodies...} {188}{}{Not so loud! I don't need you saying that all over the Hub...} {190}{}{You know, the police station is just across the street. I really should take a little walk.} {208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!} {212}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?}

{233}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {150}{}{Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else?} {152}{}{What kind of business?} {182}{}{If there's anything that involves misery and suffering in the Hub, Decker either controls it or wants to control it. Anything else?}

{232}{}{What can you tell me about a Water Chip?} {148}{}{Never seen any of them around here. Water Merchants don't need 'em.} {149}{}{Water Merchants?} {180}{}{You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life, and you don't get much more powerful than life and death.}

{235}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {239}{}{Terrible business. Those poor people. Oh, those poor people. Losing their lives in such a ghastly way! Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps?}

{237}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {165}{}{Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral has taken over the Hospital. It's pretty boring around here lately.}

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Quests

 * Blackmail Iguana Bob: The Vault Dweller can discover that Bob's dirty secret and can blackmail Bob into giving him money, or say that they are going to tell the police about it.

Behind the scenes

 * The player was originally supposed to be able to report Bob to the police, but this functionality was never implemented. This can be repaired with the popular Fixt mod.
 * When trying to blackmail Bob, one of the dialogue options is to shout "Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!! It's made of people!!!". This is a reference to Charlton Heston's famous line from the movie Soylent Green.

Appearances
Iguana Bob appears in Fallout and is mentioned in Fallout 2 and Fallout Bible.