Forum:Dad

Anybody else feel ashamed/upset when Dad is disappointed in you? Or am I the only one? Blowing up Megaton feels good. But Dad being disappointed in me made me feel like a right asshole. Either way, Dad was a cool mofo Vault-BA 20:50, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

I lied and he belived me so he didn't die hating me. Thats good, i didn't like him anyway, found him a git. I stole his outfit and now i am James the amazing wastlander who walks about diong stuff. Yay.

20:57, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

He is self righteous, alright. Vault-BA 21:01, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

He abandoned me, left me in the Vault.It's his fault that everyone in there is dead, his fault that I blew up Megaton many, many time. Im the victim here. No one else. 21:07, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Somebody wants attention Vault-BA 21:08, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

He never loved me. (crys)

21:10, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Pats you on back There there. It's only because you're ugly. Vault-BA 21:13, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

It's true "Blech. If my kid looked like that, I'd abandon it too." (sob)

21:16, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

I mean, after all, it was your fault your Mom died. You should have never been born. Vault-BA 21:29, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

I know! WHY DON'T I JUST GO HUG A DEATHCLAW? Maye they'll love me.

21:31, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

On a completely unrelated note, I often cuddle up next to Yao Guai's. They're like giant, man eating teddy bears Vault-BA 21:33, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

They so soft and cuddly <3.

You want to use an Alcino rad as a pillow, if you survive i swear, it'll be the best nights sleep you ever had. 21:36, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hugging a deathclaw isn't the way. If you're going to commit suicide let me shoot you with my shotgun. I've got bloody mess.

Yum Brahmin 04:33, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

I think I'd like to use a Super mutant behemoth as a pillow :3. Nukey (talk) 04:37, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

That's not too smart. (They stink like dead sh!t) :) "I punch children"- Yum Brahmin 04:43, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe with those mole ratties. Nukey (talk) 04:45, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah, like they smell good. I think a nice pile of Yao Guai crap would smell better. In fact I'll bring some over as a scented mint. (Do not eat) "I punch children"- Yum Brahmin 04:50, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

The Megaton Bomb is the bestest. I just lie down in the water, and in half an hour, I'm asleep! :D Vault-BA 12:45, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm doing that right now.Its great only the ticking noise is getti..TICKING NOISE! OH SH...*BOOM!* 13:03, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

I don't sleep on the Megaton Bomb. My dear pal Fawkes, however does. Oh how he likes that ticking noise. :) Note we are so off topic it IS funny. "I punch children"- Yum Brahmin 14:14, August 2, 2010 (UTC)