Forum:Fallout 4: Britainia

You know what, screw it. I just realized I'm too lazy too work on two fallout games ideas at once. If someone else wants to come up with ideas for a british fallout, feel free to use this page. -Xandus the Legend

Weapons

Crumpet Launcher- Fires buttered crumpets (no sh*t)

The Tea-Flamer- Fires flaming tea at enemies.

The "Quite-right-ol'-chum"-Laser - Fires weird laser sentences at a rapid rate.

Bobby's Pin - An unique police baton with 100 DPS

The "12-days-of-Christmas"-Blaster - Fires 12 drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a' leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a' milking, seven swans swimming, six geese a' laying, FIVE GOOOOLD RIIINGS, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Per shot

Creatures

Super Crumpet-

Super Crumpet Behemoth-

Mrs Dawkings- the most feared poison pie maker in the whole of the British Isles

Leprechauns- Yes, Ireland is part of the british isles. So yes, leprechauns WILL appear in this game. There are feral ones and tames ones.

Characters

(protagonist) Watkins Jenkins

Factions

The old Bill-

The Scotsmen- a clan of scottish people who found a DVD player with a copy of "Braveheart" in it. After watching the movie, they decide to invade england as revenge for William Wallace's death. They also perform rituals to worship Mel Gibson.

S.A.S.- Serious

New Things

Indubedtly Perk (Allows you to use cool words like Indubedatly and Jimini Jilikers during speech)

"Stiff upper lip perk" increases strength by 3 and also gives the player a irremovable giant moustache

Comments

Sorry, couldn't resist.

... I say, I find this offhand attack on my country's culture to be most offensive. *sips tea* --Solbur 12:47, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Sort of the same thing with portrayal of swedish people. I take extreme offense to that stereotype. So if anyone is going to continue this topic it should be an english person.Gabriel77cortez 19:46, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Hope you like the changes I made, It is abit more personal as I am in deed an EnglishmanUser:Weber134

Alright! Alright! I'll add on to this page instead of working on Fallout 4: Canada. -Xandus the Legend

Lmao, these are funny. But for those of you here are being serious about a Fallout in the UK; well I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but Fallout is supposed to capture the cliched 1950s American lifestyle with the threat of the Post-WWII/Pre-Cold War nuclear race between Capitalism and Communism. It isn't true to the Fallout roots to go over seas and check on our old chums, the Brits. Or any other country for that matter.--Esscex 21:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC) im part english and that is a ofenseiv stero type i know english peopple are not like that but i have to say even thought im part yanky and part cajun that alota coments about usa are true but allmost soly in the south lol i can say that cuz im part southern--Xxuberdood 04:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Substitutions

Pimms instead of Whiskey

No firearms only melee weapons

Stimpaks are replaced with pints of lager

Gordon Ramsay as a quest giving character and rips you a new one if you don't do the quest EXACTLY right.

Abraham Washington replaced by Lord Charles Essington III'd who's not so much interested in documents but the retrieval of the UEFA Cup, the World Cup and an original Man U jersey.

Three dog replaced by Scott Mills

New Plague replaced with references to the "rage" virus Mattm 16:21, 17 April 2009 (UTC) maybe the hole radio 1 team instead of 3 dog and dogmeat could be a bulldog! Enclave= cabinate And BoS = brotherhood of tea ! And the war could have been thoughht up by gordon brown to stay in power and he's still alive as a head in a jar!

lol, this is pretty funny, super crumpet behemoth always cracks me up lol.

How about we just leave it in the USA and just modernise it you know with things like...

The McBehemoth a giant fat ass yank that has a heart attack before you even get near it

The redneck hillbilly perk : Which allows you to run in gungho style firing randomly at everything in the vain hope of hitting something just like a real US soldier.

The ability to elect a leader of your wasteland only to realise he's an illitarate moron....

The blue on blue perk : Where you gain karma if you shoot your allies with no punishment....

The speech ability to take the piss out of the only nation on earth that isnt planning on fucking your nation up....

The misguided patriot perk : Gives the ability to beleive your the worlds only super power even though china could wipe you out 3 times over in real life...

I think that about covers it....feel free to add more if you have some

I think this is frikkin hilarious. and im english!!!! lolooloolooloololo9lo09olooloolooloollol
 * slowly backs out of smelly english warm beer topic*--Atlas Lied! 17:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Fallout set in Britain?Unlikely,the cloest youll ghet is my up an comiing fallout eleventy mod (It has its own wika),speaking of which | Here's a link to it. Mr.Wolf 18:03, 3 July 2009 (UTC)