User:FourWayDiablo13163

FourWayDiablo is a lobotomite and general-purpose idiot wandering around the wasteland in 2281.

Background
FourWayDiablo is often in this.

Despite his many adventures, he has yet to gain any useful perks, traits or stat increases.

Locations
FourWayDiablo is currently travelling the Mojave, asking NCR personnel what they wish for and how the Legion can count on them going (should the need arise).

Over the years he has visited and revisited many places, including (but very much not limited to): Valendia, Raccoon City, Ivalice, Midgar, Leá Monde, Spira, and wherever-the-hell those plumbers and hedgehogs live. He has also attended many highly-improbable fighting tournaments.

Apparel

 * Clarity goggles allow the wearer to view Vault pages as they appear to a casual user looking for straightforward information. This pair has a damaged lens, but kinda work if you squint a bit.
 * They are part of the personal side-quest "Where Did I Leave My Clarity Goggles?"
 * Without ready access to aircraft, the jumpsuit confers no jumping bonus.
 * In times of strife, the WWJGD? wristband is a reminder to the wearer to ask himself one simple question: "What would Joshua Graham do?"

Weapon

 * There are two upgrades available for the grammar rifle:
 * The syntax scope highlights weird-lookin' sentences in low-light conditions.
 * The dictionary-pages-and-sticky-tape upgrade increases the weapon's durability from 30 to 32.
 * A fully repaired grammar rifle can fire 2 shots before breaking, and is generally more goddamned trouble than it's worth.

Other item

 * Don't want to talk about it. Back off, man.

Notable quotes

 * FourWayDiablo: "How much is this gun?"
 * Merchant: "125 caps."
 * FWD: "And how much is it if I get drunk and wear this hat?"
 * Merch: "100 caps."
 * FWD: "Sweet!"

Appearances
Usually disappointing.

Behind the scenes
There is nothing going on behind the scenes! Stop looking here!