User:JASPER42/Jasper's armoury

Ice Pistol
The original plan was to create an automatic laser pistol but engineers soon found that rapidly firing the super hot lasers caused the barrel to melt they set about creating a heat negative barrel to avoid this. After much testing tehy managed to create a barrel that removed the heat compleatly however, during the final stages of testing, veyr much by accident it was discovered that the laser caused water to trun to ice. Engineers set back to work to find just how cold they could make the laser. Eventually the Ice Pistol was compleated, the engineers had created a pistol which causes it's targets to freeze for a shot period of time.

The Ice Pistol was never put in to mass production due to the constant freezing beam leaveing the barrel caused it to rust thus the pistol had a very short life before it needed replacing or repairing.

Experimental 3B-WAN-TI
The Experimental 3B-WAN-TI (BaseBall Bat With A Nail Through It) is the product of decades of research in to high tech future weaponery. Research first started at the invention of the first lazer weapon, the US goverment needed something to combat this lazer technology in case the Chinese army got thier hands on it and used it against US forces. A team of crack scientists came to the conclusion that the best field to research in to would be close range personal weapons (or melee weapons as they are often known). After many failed tests, such as the Gauzz fist and the Nuke-o-stick, the 3B-WAN-TI prototype was finally born, however before they could actually create the perfected 3B-WAN-TI, the US goverment cut funding to the research claiming that "The 3B-WAN-TI was just too dangerous, there are some deaths too brutal even for commies to face." Thus, the Experimental 3B-WAN-TI was sealed away forever, or at least untill some madman manages to breach to compound where it is hidden. In which case god help us, god help us all.

Fun Fact
The Experimental 3B-WAN-TI is a reference to a Frankie Boyle joke told on Mock The Week's Scenes we'd like to see
 * Dara: Unlikely things to hear in a spy movie...
 * Frankie: It's not just any baseball bat Bond, it's a baseball bat with a nail sticking trough it.