User talk:FanonCannon

He deleted the page about the IRC channel from the wiki just because people made fun of his Halo-based articles there. Ausir 21:44, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Who the hell are you? Nitpicker of the Wastes 21:54, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I am from the Fanon wiki, I also declared war on you. FanonCannon 21:57, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Eat this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fitxofd7kOA&feature=related Learn in future. Fat Man Spoon 22:01, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Tranquility Lane? Dammit! Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:02, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Seen the video already! HAHA FanonCannon 22:03, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Dammit what? FanonCannon 22:04, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

NEW TOPIC, BITCHES
Lord Spoonfield the third, I would like to serve under your rule, in othher words you got any jobs for me in your great kingdom? FanonCannon 22:09, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Sanitation technition in chief. Fat Man Spoon 22:14, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Random stuff is the key to survival of the donkey kong spacial awareness course. If you fail, you get a medal and a kick up the left ventrical. What is life? No it isn't. Who are you? No I am not. You see, wales is a self repeating circle of orange juice and oreos, therefore, Britain shall sell the isle of Wight to communists. This may not happen, as it already didn't. What was that? You enjoy watersports? How about third-quarter spending of 'Billy's tile 'n' co.'? You don't know, do you? DO NEWT? Twitter, twitter, burning dark, how your face lights up the kitchen, no mortal lemon or gary, will ever fell thou fateful order of rotational symmetry... Fat Man Spoon 22:22, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I will take the job! DO I GET A PLASMA POWERED SUPER BROOM???? FanonCannon 22:25, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

This flame war is only beginning! Vaporize him! Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Wait, you say there has been fighting, so where is the evidence of this? All I see is a guy in disguise pretending to be friends with Nitpicker by trying to be cool. Fat Man Spoon 22:30, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm in digsuise? FanonCannon 22:32, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I've never met this guy. Never wanted to, either. But, he'll serve as a nice catalyst for my Incinerator Trooper's Plasma Torch watt output testing. Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:34, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

George Forman grill. Fat Man Spoon 22:37, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

(throws a smoke bomb and flies into space) SEEYA LATER! FOREVER! FanonCannon 22:38, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

VICTORY! BREAK OUT THE CURRANT BUNS! Fat Man Spoon 22:40, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

(Flies into a black hole) FanonCannon 22:41, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

My god, it's Jonny Hall! Here, standing next to me! Fat Man Spoon 22:43, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

''FanonCannon flies away on a magic cloud full of rainbows and unicorns. The Trooper raises his weapon, and fires a orange bolt of plasma. The bolt strikes the fluffy cloud, incinerating it, and causing FanonCannon to plummet three hundred feet. He lands with a sickening crunch, face-first. The rest of his body crumples in on itself, ending with his head throughly jammed up his ass. FanonCannon dies.'' Nitpicker of the Wastes 22:44, 17 June 2009 (UTC)


 * BEEP* *BEEP *BEEP* (pod opens up) hello everyone, it appears I have died which is exactly why I created these clones. Wait... why are you all in my mansion? And what the hell is this Plasma powered super broom doing here? FanonCannon 22:46, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Wait, YOUR mansion? Don't you know? You sold your soul to Rick James and are condemmed to a life of servitude. Noe clean them shitters. Fat Man Spoon 22:50, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Already dun sir, muh super broom also cleans crappers. FanonCannon 22:54, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

WATCH OUT! (a giant toilet spider attacks Spoonfield) (FanonCannon deflects the attack with his super broom and smashes the spider) FanonCannon 22:56, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.119717 Here's one for you. What's your verdict? Fat Man Spoon 23:00, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Every man's dream, but I don't think he should do it. Pararaptor 07:24, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

WHat the hell does that have to do with this? And how did you find that? FanonCannon 23:08, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I was watching this :http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms/603-Episode-24-Wish-I-Went-AFK and it came up as a forum thing. So I read it. Fat Man Spoon 23:09, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm only gonna say this one time. Pay attention.
Don't. Fuck. With. Me. Nitpicker of the Wastes 19:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC).

What the hell are you talking about? 74.170.163.209 19:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC)