User:Ninjacat12326603

"they call me Bittersweet for a reason...what's the matter sweetie? didn't know roses had thorns?"

-Maxx Bittersweet, moments before slitting the throat of an incapacitated victim.

Description (and fan-fic written by me):
P1 Maxx Bittersweet AKA Sterling Upshaw is a "slightly crazy" intelligent, multi-personality bisexual teenage male, whom was originally from pre-war South Carolina (now known as the palmetto wastes), in the year 2010. Maxx eventually becomes overwhelmed by the "race-track in his mind", and his paranoia begins to set in, along with a new-found obsession with maintaining his teenage characteristics and personalities, thus he begins building a hidden passage, inside of his closet, leading to what would soon become a secret bunker located 20 ft. underground in his own backyard. Here he would begin researching radiation protection (in an air-tight, secure, self-maintaining experimentation chamber), weaponry, science, armour, and cryogenic science (due to the fact that Maxx was upper-middle class, he was able to access/purchase a large variety of supplies and equipment). after obtaining many more weapons, creating a DIY armour, acquiring 5 Hazmat suits, gathering consumables, creating a cryogenic stasis chamber, and researching everything his little paranoid heart desired, he prepared for the future...by freezing himself in cryostasis. P2 After a few people noticed Maxx had gone missing, mostly everyone assumed he either ran far away from home or was dead. His mother, worried sick about her teenage son, went out searching almost the entire palmetto state, and after years, became to elderly to continue searching for her missing loved one. At the age of 80 she finally discovered the passage leading to the hidden bunker, which had then been dubbed "Bittersweet HQ". when she entered, what she saw shocked and startled her-multiple weapons mounted on the walls, scientific set-ups, hazmat suits, testing chambers, a newly-built maintenance-bot that kept the bunker 'tidy and in shape', and more. upon her arrival the maintenance bot, Gordon, greeted her: "good morrow, Madame, my name is Gordon and I am Bittersweet's personal management and maintenance unit. I'm sorry, but before you can continue, I'm going to have to ask you to present valid Identification." Maxx's mother's heart could not calmly take in everything she had found, and sadly, she suffered a heart attack before being able to see her son. Gordon, conflicted about what to do, did not want to expose Bittersweet HQ to the public, but at the same time wanted to attempt to call a paramedics team over to the location. He knew his creator would be upset if the location of his bunker was revealed, so he figured the least he could do was give his mother a proper funeral. Gordon proceeded to build a makeshift casket using the in-the-event-of-my-death protocol that Maxx had programmed into his CPU, and then laid Maxx's mother to rest inside of the metal casket. P3 Hundreds of years later, Maxx awoke from cryostasis (via Gordon aborting the cryostasis protocol, due to his high calculations that cryostasis chamber would soon stop functioning properly, therefore he prevented Maxx from dying) and was greeted by Gordon. To his disbelief, he sighted a large, makeshift, metal casket lying on the bed. Maxx, compelled by curiosity, opened the casket and shrieked after identifying the corpse to be his mother. "Gordon! What the hell happened?! What did you do?!" Gordon, feeling the programmed emotion of shame, responded "I'm so sorry master! it happened so quickly! She appears to have suffered from a heart attack. I wanted to call an ambulance but your programmed protocol said to never reveal the location of the Bittersweet HQ bunker. Please forgive me, my creator!" Maxx, enraged at the sight of his dead mother, responded "You let my mother die! I knew you would fail me, I knew this shit wouldn't work out the way I wanted it to! And now, you're of no use to me, you God damned piece of software!" Consumed by rage, hate, and his typical thirst for vengeance, Maxx grabbed a YK42B pulse rifle from the wall and shot Gordon. Gordon, now immobilized and functioning at 24% power, began to simulate his last emotion...anger. "Damnit, Maxx, don't you see what you've done, you were too busy being such a paranoid, obsessive little twat, that you forgot about the outside world...what a waste...you stubborn little bisexual whore." Maxx, unmoved by Gordon's last words, grabbed a Super Sledge from the wall and proceeded to smash Gordon until he was nothing but scrap metal. P4 Maxx, after preparing and arming himself, ventured out into the wastes in his DIY armour, sporting an M4, a SPAS 12, and a Glock 86 Plasma Pistol, only to be greeted by a group of strange-looking adults. As Maxx continued walking, the 3 adult males drew closer, eventually encircling him. As the now-realized Raiders circled Maxx, they began to intimidate him. "Well, well, well, what have we got here?" said the tall and slim one, "I don't know boss, looks like a little bi-boy twink." the portly one responded, "how did you guys know I was bisexual?" Maxx asked, "That’s not important right now, kid. Now...how about a little fun for daddy?" responded the masculine one. Maxx didn't hesitate to pull out his Plasma Pistol, but by then it was too late, for they had already grabbed his arms, and his sidearm had fallen to the ground. The Raiders stripped Maxx of his armor and weapons and began to 'have their way' with him. Maxx, overcome with trauma, screamed for his life, hoping someone would save him. P5 Suddenly, a beam of red light appeared from the left of Maxx and wounded the masculine Raider performing the 'deed'. To Maxx's surprise it was a young Brotherhood of Steel Paladin in T-51b power armour, armed with an AER9 Laser Rifle. The remaining Raiders released Maxx and attempted to flee, but were reduced to ash by the Paladin's laser rifle. The B.O.S. Paladin helped Maxx up from ground, and Maxx retrieved and put his clothes and armour back on, "don't worry, you're safe now." said the Paladin. "Oh, thank god! Thank you! But...w-why did you risk your life to save me? I thought saving civilians wasn't standard B.O.S. protocol." Maxx said. "I just couldn't let it happen." responded the Paladin. "Say, where did you get those weapons and that armor?" asked the Paladin. "Oh, these? Well I made the armour myself and I acquired the weapons before the war." responded Maxx. "Before the war?" asked the Paladin. "well, I could tell you my story, but it's a long one, so to sum it all up, I've been in cryogenic stasis for hundreds of years in a secret bunker I built that I filled with supplies and also used as a laboratory, and I recently woke from stasis, and soon ended up being left with nothing but my bunker and the supplies and research in it...I also had a robot." responded Maxx. P6 ".....s-so, how old were you when all this happened?" asked the Paladin. "15." responded Maxx. "I take it you were a boy-genius?" said the Paladin. "and I take it you're my Knight-er, Paladin in shining armour." flirted Maxx."Um...heh heh. Well I've got to get back to the base, so...if you'll just excuse me..." responded the Paladin. "Hey, wait up! Do you think I can become a B.O.S. member? Don’t worry, I'll be good ^_^ I've studied power armor and weapons, and I'm really good at combat! Please, please, please, please, pleeeeaaassse!" said Maxx playfully, trying to catch up with his "Paladin in shining armour". "*sigh* okay, okay, I'll see if I can have you initiated, but you've got to drop the flirty bi-boy attitude, most of the Brotherhood of Steel try to procreate." responded the Paladin. Maxx Bittersweet now fights alongside the Brotherhood of Steel, travels various wastelands (via his skills of piloting a Vertibird), and is well-known for his kill count, and bittersweet personalitie(s).

Factions and Groups (Maxx's Bond listed to the right):
Oasis (guardian and peacekeeper): Bond=9/10

Jacobstown (guardian and peacekeeper): Bond=9/10

Brotherhood of Steel (member): Bond=9/10

The Family (member/friend): Bond=9/10

Reilly's Rangers (helper/friend): Bond=7/10

Regulators (part-time member): Bond=5/10

Followers of the Apocalypse (helper): Bond=7/10

Project Purity (lab assistant and guardian): Bond=7/10

Boomers (helper/friend): Bond=8/10

New Vegas, Freeside, and Westside (well-known helper/friend): Bond=6/10

NCR (frienemy/helper): Bond=3/10

Great Khans (frienemy): Bond=3/10

wasteland slaves and captives (emancipator/savior/helper): Bond=5/10

Region/Location(s):
The Palmetto Wastes (formerly known as South Carolina) is considered one of two portions of the Carolina Wasteland (the remains of North Carolina and South Carolina). It should be noted that these are two of the three states that make up the Southeast Commonwealth (sometimes referred to by Maxx as the "George and Caroline Ruins"). Maxx usually resides in the Carolina Wasteland and continues to use his bunker (location is marked on his portable electronic navigation device or P.E.N.D.) as a small base of operations/housing, however given the fact that he has somehow acquired a functional vertibird, his travels have been expanded to new regions (though still limited by fuel supply), including the Capital Wasteland, Chicago, the Mojave Wasteland, New Reno, and more. Despite this Maxx has only been to post-war Georgia once (swearing to never go back).

As a Fighter:
Maxx likes to think of himself as "the brains, the brawn and the beauty", and enjoys killing the 'bad guys' that infest the wasteland(s). vengeance and retribution are extremely compelling to him if not mandatory. he is quite aggressive, quick, and agile when in combat, and is mercilessly lethal to enemies. his preferred victims are human males; Maxx doesn't particularly enjoy doing battle with females(seeing as how he is a male feminist) and flat-out refuses to fight girls unarmed quote: "I would accept a gunfight with a girl, a knife-fight with a girl, but I will NOT hit a girl.". Maxx also does not like to bring harm to animals unless necessary (i.e. he is against animal cruelty). Maxx sometimes collects a "trophy" from his human enemies (severed fingers/hands, heads, eyes, hearts, or articles of clothing). Maxx is not to be underestimated during combat, as doing so can prove to be extremely dangerous. when death isn't enough he prolongs his enemy's pain and suffering through means of torture. Maxx also likes to freeze things and may be a cryomaniac, however he doesn't seem to mind torching his enemies with incendiary weapons. His current cryogenic arsenal includes his "frost-thrower" (flamethrower counter-part), cryo grenades, and cryo mines. Because Maxx doesn't usually have access to cryogenic weaponry, he sometimes substitutes ice with fire, replacing his cryo-arsenal with his pyro one, comprised of his D.I.Y. flamethrower, Molotov cocktails, and his flambé cutter (D.I.Y. flaming knife); because of this Maxx is considered a cross between a cryo and a pyro (65% cryo and 35% pyro). Despite all of the violence affiliated with Maxx's combat style, he is still considered to be "one of the good guys" and only punishes those he deems fit to deserve it, therefore his victims are not to be considered innocent (ex. rapists, animal abusers, wife-beaters, bullies, gay-bashers, internet trolls, poachers, purse-snatchers, and other variations of "degenerates who need to be put down and punished"). However his true alignment is questionable seeing as how he is more of an independent character.

As a Lover:
Maxx typically defines love as "searching for treasure in a minefield, while blindfolded", yet can't help but wonder what boy/girl could truly love him unconditionally. Maxx is highly chivalrous and gentleman-like towards girls. one may find it humorous how Maxx, upon spotting a 'damsel in distress', tends to stop what he's doing to help her if he can, even if he doesn't want to (sometimes even saying things like "god damn my chivalry." and "a girl in need of help...how can I resist?"). Maxx can be very seductive with boys and can sometimes even compare to a succubus, however he does not often seduce boys to get what he wants, because he finds it "rude and slutty". despite his tougher side he also has a very sensitive and feminine one (not to mention his small and light-weight physique) that can sometimes even hinder his combat effectiveness (ex. being pinned/held down, outnumbered, incapacitated, exposed, etc.) to the point of getting distracted by a pretty flower.

As a Companion and Ally:
Maxx can be a very loyal companion (if enough trust and bond is built), and is usually friendly with his team members (some more than others). However During the heat of battle Maxx can be observed showing deep care for his teammates' health and safety. Maxx's companionship is similar to that of an animal, where in when he finds/meets someone he likes/takes interest in, he will befriend and follow them around, and soon begin to help them if he can. eventually when enough trust is built and Maxx begins to bond with his new friend he will begin to reveal more about himself and his life (it is important that they pay attention and show that you care when he opens up, if they don't the bond will delay/decrease). Finally, once enough bondage and trust are built (may vary depending on who you are), Maxx will become ultimately loyal to you and will obey many commands, as well as protect you fiercely. Maxx requires a lot of attention and reassurance as both a companion and a team member, therefore he likes compliments, acknowledgement, and being comforted (when possible). Maxx will sometimes even snuggle up with his master (if the snuggle is denied in a rude fashion without explanation, Maxx will feel sad, ashamed, or unwanted but will still be loyal to you). It should be noted that Maxx has enhanced perception that can sometimes be utilized on and off the battlefield. However this also means that Maxx can tell when someone is 'faking a bond' or otherwise pretending to gain trust, and if Maxx figures out, he could use this tactic against you, therefore faking a bond is not advised. It should also be noted that Maxx bonds to female masters noticeably quicker than with male masters.

Contract Killer:
''"Contract killing? Why, that was a long time ago sweetie. I no longer pile bodies for my own selfish desires-there's no honor in such practices. I realize it's a viable source of income for me, considering my expertise in bringing death, but it's a tainted and corrupt profession fueled by greed; it starts with the simple dossier of an individual, who needs to be "taken care of" and "will be soon enough", but, after one, comes another..and another...and another and another, until you're blindly signing contracts that, in-time, become the death certificates of random people, whom you know nothing about. Don't make the same mistake I did-sure it feels good at first, being able to afford that HD flat screen telly with high-tech surround-sound theatre, that luxuriously sexy sports car, or even just trying to make a living, but you'll lose yourself. Thankfully, I broke free of the addiction and found a way to put my skill to good use. Sorry hon, but Maxxy doesn't kill for cash anymore."''

Nature and Animals:
Maxx is generally protective and loving of beautiful things in nature such as:

Maxx will guard such things with his life and defend them at all cost. when protecting these areas/animals, Maxx will likely restrict any other humans from getting too close as well as prevent humans from crowding the area. Maxx considers things such as axes, chainsaws, shovels, and fire to be weapons of mass destruction when in these environments and restricts the possesion/use of such items (unless authorized to do so by him); however, outside of such beautiful environments, Maxx is happy to use such weapons during combat. Maxx will only allow a certain amount of humans into an area, and the selected individuals must be trusted to live in peace with the environment and it's animals. Possession of technology/weapons in such areas is kept at a minimum by Maxx, and is considered a privelage. Maxx is very capable of living peacefully amongst most animals, and considers himself to be a hybrid between animals and humans.

"If you wish to do battle with me, I will accept your challenge, and we shall see the stain of eachother's blood in the storm of combat...but not here. this is a place of beauty and peace, where animals live in harmony, and I will NOT allow it to be tainted by violence."

Myself:
I feel the most accurate way to describe myself is an unpredictable walking paradox comprised of goodness, darkness, emotions, and organized chaos with a bit of mystery on the side. You may want to refer to About me/Facts

The Bittersweet Way:
A perfect example of the Bittersweet Way is the time I first met Ronald Laren and Sierra Petrovita from Fallout 3: Sierra wanted Nuka-Cola Quantums (beverage from Fallout 3) for her Nuka-Cola collection, but Ronald also wanted them so he could give them to her and impress her and also...appeal to her sexually. I took note that Ronald had a unique sawn-off shotgun, called the Kneecapper, in his possession. He attempted to make a deal with me; I get the Nuka-Cola Quantums and he pays me for them, to which I responded "tell you what, you get the Nuka-Cola Quantums, and we'll make it a three way" (seductive side). so he excitedly rushes out to search for them, but before he could even get out of the area's perimeter (let alone find one Nuka-Cola Quantum) he was mauled by a Deathclaw (see article for more details on this fascinating powerhouse of lethality). after his "tragic" death, I walked over to his slain body and proceeded to loot his corpse for his unique shotgun (bitter side). However, not too long after this, I searched for, and found 30 Nuka-Cola quantums for Sierra, and told her that Ronald was just a manipulative pervert who wanted to get inside her pants. after I gave her the Nuka-Cola Quantums, Sierra thanked me and her collection seemed to be complete (sweet side).

Combat/Battle Motives:

 * vengeance


 * dispatching bad guys/degenerates


 * vigilante justice


 * personal conflict


 * being judged in a negative fashion persistently


 * persistent sexual perversion/sexual advances by older males, even after Maxx has said no


 * hunting bad guys (quite literally) for personal enjoyment


 * assassination of major bad guys/villains for money/personal enjoyment/challenge


 * hunting people who hunt animals for irony and personal enjoyment (factors into vengeance)

Motive Quotes:

"Never wound what you can't kill..."

"The rest of you pricks wanna die!? Do something stupid and get a result!"

"I've got a head-shot on you...any sudden moves and I'll splatter your fucking brains all over this room"

"Let's paint the town red, baby! BLOOD red!"

"So you like hunting animals for sport? Well, I just happen to enjoy hunting people who hunt animals. Karma and Irony go well together, wouldn't you agree?"

"Y'know, if you wanna fuck me, all you have to do is ask...and I will play hard-to-get with the business ends of my blades!"

"I love to freeze things, but I also like to burn them. I'm hot as hell, yet cold as ice."

About me/Facts:

 * I am bisexual,
 * I have a few disorders (depression, ADD, possibly aspergers)
 * I am a teenager (15 years old currently)
 * I wear glasses
 * currently, I am struggling with getting rid of acne-*sighs* my beautiful face D:
 * My interests include technology, nature, animals, natural elements (ice, magnetism, water, electricity, wind, fire, earth, etc.), science, engineering, aviation (piloting aircrafts), Parkour, Language arts/Literature/Poetry, chemistry, combat, weaponry and more
 * I enjoy collecting weaponry
 * I am currently single (both heterosexually and homosexually)
 * I am a Furry
 * I'm somewhat of a perfectionist
 * I am somewhat of a geek sometimes
 * I used to skateboard
 * I used to be goth/emo
 * I'm somewhat of a male feminist
 * I do parkour
 * I'm quite flexible and athletic
 * I'm emotional, sensitive, and in touch with my feminine side

Eating Habits: While Maxx is not a vegetarian, he will refrain from eating meat (most of the time), and typically prefers consumables such as popcorn, PayDay® bars, cereal, milkshakes, Nutri-Grain® bars, cookies, pizza, apples, soda, flavored water, fries, rice, pancakes, etc.

Animalistic Traits:
 * enhanced perception, agility, endurance, and leg strength
 * capable of switching between diurnality and nocturnality
 * flexibility
 * occasional hibernation
 * swimming and climbing ability
 * strong teeth and nails

Darker Side (this is your only warning):
 * I don't take shit from people
 * I own a lot of weapons I.R.L.
 * I like violence
 * I have a sociopathic side
 * I am very vengeful
 * I can hold a grudge for extended amounts of time
 * I'm merciless towards my enemies
 * I am partially unstable
 * my mind is like a time-bomb

Seriously though, I'm a quite a nice, intelligent, and civil kid, just don't piss me off.

Gaming and Technology:
Video Game Consoles I Own:

Xbox 360 (360)

Playstation 2 (PS2)

Nintendo Wii (Wii)

Nintendo 64 (N64)

Nintendo DSI (NDS)

Playstation Portable (PSP)

Gameboy Advance SP (GBA)

Microsoft Personal Computer (PC)

Favored Games (just a few of them, there are actually too many to count):

Grand Theft Auto games

Fallout games

Left 4 Dead games

Saints Row games

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Sonic the Hedghog games

Crash Bandicoot games

Army of Two games

a few Starfox games

stunt/sport games (Flatout, Tony Hawk's, Skate, Matt Hoffman's, MX, ATV, Dave Mirra's, etc.)

a few Mortal Kombat games

a few Call of Duty games

a few Metroid games

Thing Thing games(online game)

Plazma Burst (online game)

Guns & Angel (online game)

Madness Interactive games (online game)

Advanced Ninja (online game)

Bully

Super Smash Bros. games

Flatout games

Fur Fighters

Earth Eternal (online 3D MMORPG, kind of like World of Warcraft except with anthropomorphic animals)

Kaneva (online 3D free-roam/meet and interact/social type game)

Crimelife games (gta-like online game)

The Torture Game (online game)

Turok the Dinosaur Hunter (first one for N64)

South Park game (for N64)

Interactive Buddy (online game)

Series and Media:

The Punisher

Spiderman

Transformers

Iron Man

Friday the 13th

A Nightmare on Elm Street

South Park

Family Guy

Simpsons

Futurama

Nickelodeon

Cartoon Network

Comedy Central

Sci-Fi (SyFy)

G4 (channel)

Adult Swim (sub-channel that comes on at night on Cartoon Network)

anthropomorphic animals and cartoons

Youtube vids

and more

Sites:

http://www.myspace.com/ (http://www.myspace.com/ninjacat123 for my profile)

http://www.youtube.com/

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_Wiki

http://www.newgrounds.com/

http://gta.wikia.com/Main_Page

http://saintsrow.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

http://www.yoyogames.com/

http://crazymonkeygames.com/

http://www.freeonlinegames.com/

http://666games.net/

http://www.gamewinners.com/index.html

http://www.wikipedia.org/

http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Left_4_Dead_Wiki

http://answers.yahoo.com/