Linda Smith

Linda Smith is an inhabitant of Andale in Fallout 3.

Background
Linda is part of a family of inbred cannibals that lives in Andale. <!-- Best town in the USA? How many towns compete in that contest? Well... I don't right know. But we're the best one, isn't that what matters? I mean, we're the winners. Us. Not Springfield. Not Rockville. Us. So, like I was saying, welcome to Andale. What can the Smith family do for you?

Well, I can certainly see why. Why thank you! That's so nice of you to say! You're just too sweet. But forgive me, did you want to ask me something?

This dump? Are you serious? Well, now. I'm sure that your home town is just so so much better than our little Andale.

I'm from an underground Vault, lady. Trust me, this place sucks. Well... I never! The nerve of some people! At least some of us know how to take the high road. Did you want something, Mr./ Fancy Underground Vault, or did you just come here to turn your nose up at us?

Actually, I guess it isn't so bad. Well, I think that it's quite a bit more than that, but thank you anyway. Now, did you need something?

I was just joking. It's a lovely place. Well, I don't think it was a very funny joke. But thank you, we ladies to try to keep it as nice as we can. But enough about us, did you need something?

What, what? Oh! Silly me, I mean "preparing a meal for you". Just a crazy twist of the tongue! Haha! Well, gotta go, bye!

Jack says you have some pie for me? Oh, of course. Here you are! Enjoy!

Do you have any more of that pie? Oh, sorry. I gave you the last one! Come back tomorrow, I'll make a new batch!

I don't know, it seems like a pretty nice place to me. Well, they're not! They're killers! Every one of 'em! Run! Get out while you can!

I don't know, it seems like a pretty nice place to me. Don't believe me, do you? Just check out the basement, or that shed! There's a reason they're locked!

What's wrong with that Harris guy? Has he been spreading his stories again? Poor guy. I'll just have to have Jack give him a talking to.

I guess there are worse things. Oh, someone spilled our beans, didn't they? Well, Andale has been four families and only four families for a very long time. Two families marry into one another, take a new name, and start a new life. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

No, I mean, really close. Oh, someone spilled our beans, didn't they? Well, Andale has been four families and only four families for a very long time. Two families marry into one another, take a new name, and start a new life. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

Tell me about Andale. Oh, so you can just make fun of us again? No, thank you.

Tell me about Andale. It's the best little town there is. We don't have a care in the world here. I mean, honestly, what more do you need to know?

GREETING Well, hello! Welcome to Andale! Winner of the best town in the USA contest!

Oh. It's you again. Well, I don't want to be rude, so what do you want?

Oh. Hello. Do you need something, or are you here to tell me about your incredibly nice underground vault again?

Hmph. Well, I'm not as rude as you, so I'll politely ask you what you need.

Hello again! Stick around for a while, I'm thinking about making some meat cookies later! Isn't that exciting!

I'm so happy to see you! What do you need?

I'm a little busy right now, but never too busy for a friend! What did you want to talk about? -->

Relationships
Linda Smith is the wife (and sister) of Jack Smith and the mother of Junior Smith. Her father is Harris Smith, and her mother is Gladys Smith.

Quests

 * Our Little Secret: Once you learn about the town's cannibalism and incest, you can choose to put an end to this state of affairs or support the status quo.

Behind the scenes
Rockville, which Linda says was beat out by Andale for town of the year, is the location of Bethesda's main offices.

Appearances
Linda Smith appears only in Fallout 3.