User:GatlingBrahmin

==Do bears take craps in the woods?==

Do catholic preists crap on the lives of 200 deaf boys?

GatlingBrahmin
GatlingBrahmin was born January 29, 2249 to a gatling gun and a mutated cow in England. At age 7, he purchased a rifle and a boat. To earn a living, GB hunted Deathclaws and sold the corpses to hungry babies.

But GB wanted more, shortly after his parents were killed in a freak accident involving insta-mash, a teddy bear, slavers, and a pre war book, he was assisted by a nuke launching eating utensil in traveling to the Capital Wasteland.

When he arrived in the US, he was captured by a bloodthirsty old lady. GB used his incredible charisma to persuade the woman to aid him on his wanderings. She agreed, and the two had a wonderful time killing raiders and givingtheir fingers to regulators. The old woman then was diagnosed with diabetes and retired. GB helped her get into a vault, where she made a living baking sweetrolls. GB then found a rusting firetruck. With the help of a couple sensor modules and wonderglue, the vehicle was fully operational once more. He drove around running over mole rats and became the envy of The Midwest Brotherhood of Steel. GB couldn't escape oldness, and retired into an underground fortress north of Megaton. GB died in 2277, and you can find his skeletal remains in his fort, holding a Laser Pistol and a Glass of Vodka.

I am in the church of Insta-mash, along with Preist Nitty. MASH IS TRUTH!

Family
Well, there was mom and dad, of course. Mom was sweet, two headed, and udderly{lol} amazing. Dad was able to vomit bullets out of his 6 mouths. They died by the hands of a slaving teddy bear. Mom drowned it in milk, and dad, being a pacifist {ironic, HE IS A GUN}read a book. The teddy used a pistol and shot my mother in the leg. she fell, just before she shot the forsaken fabric demon in the head. The bear was then jumped on by my father, who was mortaly wounded by the savage maw of the beast. The bear approached dad, who the shot the bear 6 times, before dying of blood loss. I finished the bear off with my Hunting Rifle. And my anger and rage left me. They were buried outside of Buckingham Palace, inabited by tea drinkng Ghouls.

Jenkem the Bounty Hunter
That kid from vault 101. Three Dawg talks about him, people shoot at him, and women want his buttsecks. Jenkem is a troll straight outta 4chan. His quest actions and reasons?

The power of atom- Jenkem finds large explosions extremely funny.

The repliccated man- Jenkem likes overpowered plasma weapons and hates well dressed old men.

The Superhuman gambit- When Jenkem found this sad town, he was hungry for laser fried ants.

Oasis- Jenkem, Harold, and Bob murdered the treeminders for the lulz.

The wasteland survival guide- He killed moira and ate her. Lucas Simms gave Jenkem 1000000 caps for ending Moiras reign of annoyance, despite blowing up megaton. "How are those hot little potat- *BLAM*."

You gotta shoot em in the head- He got all the keys, got the armor, gave it to crowely for 800 caps, killed crowely, took caps, peed on crowely.

Tenpenny Tower- Ghouls rights are super cool.

Blood Ties- Murdered vampires, then drank their blood for irony.

Reilys Rangers- Rescued rangers, took Eugene, had minigun babies with Eugene.

Stealing Idependnce- Killed sydney and took Declaration.

Risky Buisness- Told all slaver targets about mestromon plans, targets {flak, susan, minefield guy, etc} murdered paradice falls slavers and built utopia.

The nuka cola challenge- had three-way with ronald and sierra.

Those!- killed ants, queen, lesko, and even the protectron for lulz and friendship with young Bryan Wilks.

Slave vs slaver quest- murdered everyone and fed corpses to Yao Guai for lulz.