Forum:OutcastBOS- More Observations/Questions-this time for real

Ok, For some reason my page did not show up, so im going to try to re-post my stuff

Guess who's baaaaack! It's me! the guy whom you Love/Hate who has some of the more useless and stupid observations and questions that you can think of! 1. OK, we all know that you can join the regulators when you get the perk, but then why dont you join the other group that hunts you down if your too good-The Talon Company? 2. My Mezzer seems to be broken, because the only people whom I seem to be able to mezz are the people with names 3. My dude survivrd a jump off of tenpenny tower 4. I followed Dave on his retarted quest to annex Old Olney. he followed the road around the back of O.O. and almost got killed by Bloatflies, and then as he entered Old Olney he got his head cleaved off by a Deathclaw. 5. I found an M-60 in Paradise Falls on my "Special Disk"- Just joking! 6. How the hell does Butch survive getting his body blown to chunks in Vault 101, and still make it to Rivet City?!?! 7. As I've stated numerous times before... Nova is hot. 8. Herbert Dashwood actually helped me Clear out Tenpenny Tower and was still there a month after the ghouls moved in. 9. Jericho and Charon had a staring contest before I bought him. 10. Mr.Crowley Killed patchwork for No odd reason in underworld 11. I saved Donovan's ass from being supermutant food in front of Rocopolis and than he said that i should've helped a ranger in need. Did I miss something? Did I not save his sorry behind? 12. one of the best conversations ever was the one between the Wanderer and Macready, L.W.: Your face looks like my butt M.M.: You must love having such a good looking butt L.W. your mom sure seemed to like it/You must love looking at butts eh? 13. One peice of dialogue that REALLY pissed me off was Paladin Dusk says that "You wastelanders always get so full of yourselves after killing a few Radscorpions." Oh?! How many Behemoths have you killed? How many deathclaws? How many Masters? how many FUCKING Talon Company/Regulators have you killed? after you kill as many as I have don't talk to me about being High and Mighty!!!!! 14. Centaurs are abominations of nature. 'nuff said and finally number 15. War...War never changes. and thats all for now. Please leave any Comments/answers if you so choose and thanks for your opinions.OutcastBOS 21:46, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Wow. I don't really want to reply to all this, so if you wanted me to give a long, snide look at your observations, then sorry.

...Maybe tomorrow. AngryNorwegianDude 22:05, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Ok... I'll wait... but only because I like to hear what you have to say about my things.205.213.113.52 22:31, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Yay, today I have time! Time to answer the crap out of this post:

1. Well, you can have the Contract Killer perk, but that gives you employment at Littlehorn and Associates which is, basically, more evil than Talon Company. Where the Talons are ruthless mercs who take the worst jobs in the Wasteland, Daniel Littlehorn claims that he hired you to "keep a balance in the Capital Wasteland". By killing the innocent, it seems.

If you want a reliable reason to not being able to join the Talons, maybe you should have a look at the Lone Wanderers (or the players) working morale. Talon Company take crappy jobs and get crappy payment. The Lone Wanderer has much sweeter deals to attend to. Like killing the innocent and robbing them blind.

2. Hmm... that sounds weird. There is a random element to mezzing anybody but the top targets in Strictly Business. Random reactions include cranial eruption (their head exploding) and the targeted character going berserk. I don't have a fix for that, just save in front of every Mezz to ensure success.

3. I guess you utilized the V.A.T.S glitch, then? Either that, or you were so drugged on Med-X that you couldn't spell your own name...

4. Heh. Same thing happened to me. Dave is indeed a madman; The New Republic of Dave? In the middle of Old Olney? He has to be the most retarded character in the game, besides O-Dog and Patchwork.

5. Maccy Man jokes stopped being funny a month ago. Go and play on the highway.

6. Hmm... Lots of conspiracy theories can be utilized here:
 * Butch is invulnerable
 * Butch has swallowed so much rads that he can regenerate any damage taken.
 * He is a figment of the player characters imagination.
 * He is Santa Claus
 * The guy you meet in Rivet City is Butch's evil twin, Botch.
 * The game is bugged

... The last one is most likely to be true.

7. Yup, she is. There are plenty of other post-apocalyptic hotties, though:
 * Sarah Lyons - A no-bullshit babe wearing Power Armor. Instant crush.
 * Sierra Petrovita - Dumb as a loaf of bread, but hot none the less.
 * Lucy West - Quest giver AND smoking hot. A woman of many talents...
 * Susan Lancaster - She's sooo bad.
 * Moira Brown - Very weird and funny, but none the less, a bombshell. She can research me any day... :)

8. Hehe. Well, can't say I'm surprised. The old man is a survivor.

9. Yeah, they don't go very well along. Watch out for future stare contests. They can evolve into bloodbaths. And we all know who'd win.

10. He is crazy! like, Hooch crazy.

11. Maybe you killed another Ranger or let one of them die during the Statesman Hotel quest.

12. Tee-hee... One of many funny dialogues in this game. Not the best one, though. Kinda childish. The best dialogue option can be given to Milo the Forman at the Nuka-Cola Factory:

MtF: State you name and assignment number, please.

LW: My name is Ass Kicker and my assignment number is 5.56!

Another cool one can be heard while talking to Cerberus in Underworld:

LW: Do you ever get outside, in the Wasteland?

C: Negatory! My place is here! I protect these premises, the Ghoul city of Underworld, from fiends! Go Ghouls! YAY! ...At least, that's what my programming says. Personally, I think they are a bunch of rotting maggot farms! Damn this pansy zombie programming!

13. Yup. No respect for the wicked awesome.

14. 'Nuff said, indeed. I can't stand the freaks. I always keep my trusty Sledgehammer near while fighting them, so I can beat them to mulch at an arms length.

15. War changes. After some time, it evolves into profits, losses, grief and politics.

That should be it... Keep me posted if you have more questions! AngryNorwegianDude 09:32, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Moira is kinda hot in the Painspike Armour. 81.234.140.17 10:38, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Will do Comrade!OutcastBOS 18:17, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

13. Dumb dialogue that doesn't relate to game variables. Three outcasts patrolling near Fort Constantine: "Shouldn't you be banging rocks together local?" This, directed at a guy wearing unique high tech stealth suit and wielding a gauss rifle that pwns any weapons they might have. Perj 19:20, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Lol, I find these rants of his to be entertaining. The sass that Paladin Dusk gives about killing a couple radscorpions is meant to piss your character off, I know it did for me, lol. I just wish you could actually get into a brawl with her at midnight in the Lyon's Den like she says she will after you piss her off. And yeah, I would have liked to join Talon Company and be a classy raider, pretty much, lol.--Esscex 06:09, 27 April 2009 (UTC)