User:Samurai Of The Wastes

The  are a group who enjoy smashing enemies heads in. As well as throwing spears and decapitating their enemies. Some times they eat the people they kill.

History
Having Ventured For minutes By Him(her)self Their Leader Eventually Met Up With a blue monster?. a blue monster? And The Leader Traveled Together All The Time Until The Leader Obtained Rex. a blue monster? Was Then Made General. Eventually Their Leader Dismissed Them Back To the lucky 38 (WTF? you freeloader) And Started Recruiting As Many Soldiers As Possible (that means 5 people). Soon His(her) ? Was Completed And He(she) Ventured To The Fort To beg to Caesar And F****d All The Slaves, Who Afterwards Were Slaughtered And The Fort Was Painted red With the Blood of many virgins after caesar was done with the samurai of the wastes. All That Was Left a blue monster? (who needed intense therapy afterwards), A Few Recruits(even though they had none) and the leader.

After The Fort He(she) Went Towards The Ranger Camp Foxtrot, had tea with Them And Got Him(her)self A New sex slave Outfit. Later That Day He(she) Ventured Further Into The Mojave And Was greeted By Both The Legion And The NCR. His General a blue monster? cried at Them And Then They Returned To the lucky 38 Not Sure Of What To Do Next. why would you write every word with a capital letter that's just stupid honestly who wrote this biography a 12 year old? oh wait it was a 12 year old! btw i changed it a bit, my versions wayyyyy better.

Structure
Their structure is very secure and inaccessible to visitors and locals alike. Only the leader can give orders to the others and has absolute power over everything. what is this the boomers? pshh i didn't think so.

Relations With The Outside
They hate all who try to defy them and smash them with their weapons. The only town they keep in contact with is Jacobstown. even though super mutants suck. also it doesn't make sense because they can't kill a bloatfly (they even play on very easy what noobs) plus they're always adventuring that defies the logic that they don't interact with the outside also their so called "headquarters" is on the strip -_-

Technology
They Have An Army Of Securitrons MKII At Their Disposal, As Well As 2 caps in funds to go to Gun Runners and stare at all the nice things they wish they could afford. They Also Own A Robot Dog Named Rex who doesn't seem to like hats but quite enjoys the cat in the hat and green eggs and ham. OMG the securitrons don't even do anything til the last mission >.< and caps arent tech.

Appearances
The appear only in Fallout: New Vegas.

Behind the scenes
they also forget to log out of their profile often so other people using the same computer can click on their name in the top right corner of the page :)
 * The Samurais Of The Waste are not a powerful ? (they can't be a tribe they're barely a group) who are afraid of everything.....especially geckos and geckos f****ing your mom.