Forum:Make a Mutant!

Make a Mutant!
I am creating an idea for new mutants and you can help too. Here is how it goes: For each subject, put down as many cool or ridiculous things as possible. - Xandus the Legend

Subject A/ Mr.Banana Wafers

Subject A is a deathclaw with assault rifles as feet. He can breath fire or gumdrops (possibly both). He also craps Mini Nukes. He turns in to a strawberry every time he gets angry. He is the possible father of all the Mirelurks in the Capital Wasteland. He also wears an awesome hat shaped like a teapot, and matching socks. He likes long walks on the beach.

Subject 87453/ Blaze

Blaze is a specially designed Yao Guai that has been genetically altered by the Enclave to have the ability to set its claws aflame to deal fire damage to its targets, but these flames have burnt his skin as well, to the point where there is no skin around his claws-just pure bone.

LOL At Mr Banana Wafers Silent.Killa78

It's far fetched, I know, but I had no better ideas.--72.65.235.130 21:07, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Deathwrap

A deathclaw that has skin extending from its ankles to its wrists, like a flying squirrel. It can be found roaming in the wastes, but is usually found underground. Dropping from overhead, it envelops its prey in its clutches, then porcupine-like quills erupt from its skin, injecting venom into the hapless victim.

If that won't fuck you up, what will? LVTDUDE 17:55, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Deathwrap Supreme

Same as "Deathwrap", above, but add sour cream and tomatoes. Deeee-lish! LVTDUDE 17:57, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Deathwrap Combo

An large Deathwrap or Deathwrap Supreme with Yao Fries and a Mirelruk Shake, hold the shell. $7.95 -Xandus the Legend

Well, everyone knows the shell is the least healthy part. Don't forget to get a couple packets of fire-ant sauce! LVTDUDE 17:00, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Subject 101

It's that Lone Wanderer guy from Vault 101. The Enclave finnaly caught him and decided to turn him into a Ghoul. However, the experiment went wrong when the Lone Wanderer, instead of turning into a ghoul, recieved ninja skills, force powers, and matrix moves. Seriously, how do you fuck up an experiment that bad?!?!?! Obviously, he beat the shit out of the Enclave and now wanderers the land, looking for people and monsters to pwn. -Xandus the Legend

The Good Fight

Three Dog, the DJ of the highly popular radio station Galaxy News radio, somehow got his hands on fusion technology and a brainwashed Yao Guai, a brainwashed Deathclaw, and a giant set of Power Armor. The result of this little joyride? A 9-foot, 7-inch monster with the ferocity of a Yao Guai and a Deathclaw combined. It has a Deathclaw's left arm, complete with claws, a Yao Guai's right arm, complete with paws and claws, a Deathclaw head and vision, a Yao Guai's smelling sense, a Deathclaw's speed, a Yao Guai's sense of touch, and a taste for human flesh. To top it off, it has intelligence of 10 and can wear Power Armor. It has been brainwashed to obey only its master, and Three Dog uses this creature to attack various evil men and women in the Capital Wasteland. Since the Lone Wanderer's heroic sacrifice at Project Purity, this man-made monstrosity has been fighting the Good Fight and succeeding, finally giving the Capital Wasteland another reason to fight the Good Fight.--71.162.23.249 00:05, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Nork
Well lets say for starters it was an over excited deathclaw that felt like jumping on a vertibird and riding it back to raven rock. but during the ride the deathclaws weight brought the vertibird down into a convieniently placed FEV vat and somehow the vertibird, deathclaw and the soon to be married enclave soldier named jack were combined and turned into a flying lizard that sneaks around corners asking people if they are his wife only to eat them because of the deathclaw instincts Mr snip 08:45, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Tinker

The first of the wasteland Behemoths, Tinker was the greatest triumph and disappointment to the Mutants who changed him. His rapid growth astonished the other mutants and soon he had to leave Vault 87 before his size trapped him within. The mutants believed him to be their ultimate weapon. However, even before he suffered brain trauma at the hands of his captors his mind would be called simple, at best. The FEV only served to amplify this. Immediatly upon leaving the vault he saw a 'teddy' in the distance and bolted for it, leaving the other mutants far behind. He had always wanted a teddy to pet and love and name George, but alas it ran away and escaped into a small cave. Heartbroken he found his way to the city and the Red Racer factory. After sleeping in the parking lot, he awoke and saw on top of a building an enormous teddy perched on an equally enourmous trike. Overcome with glee Tinker bounded atop the building and snatched the teddy and trike, finally, he had his George. To this day he peddles his way throughout the wastes, spreading terror and accidental mirth where ever he roams.--JiNX Bloodfang 12:05, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Eclipse

A subject that was create to be the hottest woman in the world. She was created by Gob because he was angry that Nova wouldn't sleep with him, even after he sent her a box full of $1,000,000 choclates. However, the experiment went wrong when Gob realized that Eclipse was TOO hot. Simply by being within 7 miles of her, men would get 50-foot boners. And if you had sex with her, it would be so powerful that your penis would be destroyed in a burst of energy. The only one to have survived having sex with Eclipse was the Lone Wanderer, aka Subject 101, but that was only because of the powers he got when the Enclave tried to turn him into a ghoul. After their night together, the Lone Wanderer has been leaving around 50 million messages a day on her answering machine, asking when she can get together with him. Recently, he has tried standing outside of Eclipse's house playing the guitar. -Xandus the Legend

Kid's DeathWrap Meal

A small DeathWrap with your choice of a McBrahmin or Yao Fries, comes complete with an organic out-of-the-shell Mirelurk shake. Plus a complementary Mr. Gutsy action figure( batteries not included ). ~ 2.99 [!] Xdarkdragonx 20:01, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Dragon

XXL DeathWrap Meal (also known as the Apocalyptic Appetizer)

The largest meal available at all McWasteland restaurants. The meal consists of your choice of:


 * Main meal: DeathWrap, Brahmin Burger, Iguana Bit Sandwich, Vicious Hot Dog or Mirelurk Nuggets


 * Side meal: Yao Fries, Deathclaw Fingers, Molerat Crisps or Strange Meat Snacks

(Note: all side meals come with a free choice of Nuka Sauce, Mutfruit Ketchup or Gutsy Guacamole)


 * Drink: Mutie Shake, Nukalurk Smoothie, Radroach Juice or Nuka Cola Quantum

Only 50 bottlecaps at your nearest McWasteland restaurant! Found in Rivet City, Canterbury Commons and Evergreen Mills!

This Week's Offer: Buy three Apocalyptic Appetizer Meals and receive a pristine conditioned Assault Rifle! The fight for survival has never been SO cheap!

AngryNorwegianDude 18:21, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

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Sanitizer Deals >>PAY 10% EXTRA THE COST OF YOUR MEAL<< Xdarkdragonx 00:45, 20 March 2009 (UTC)Dragon [lol]
 * Receive pre-pure/sanitized food to enjoy a whopping 75% rad reduction
 * Special orders may include McWasteland victuals that are organic and homegrown guaranteed 100% RadFree! (SEASONAL PRICE)
 * Call-In/ Gutsy Delivery and receive a free purified beverage(!)