User:Fantastic's Sunglasses



Hi there, Fallout Fans. Here's my story. It's just another tale of survival in the wastelands despite awful odds, backstabbing bandits, and scaly, massive, horrifying Deathclaws. But nonetheless, here it is.

Just kidding. It's not really so grand. My story started when Fantastic bought me from Miguel's Pawn Shop for 2 caps. I was worth more, obviously, but Fantastic was poor at that point. He couldn't afford to buy me, but he couldn't afford to walk around without Glasses, either. He needed 3 things in life, and that was it. He needed to be able to read clearly, to look cooler, and to have money. He sacrificed the remainder of his money on the only thing that could at least fulfill his other 2 needs. He thought that maybe if he was literate and good-looking, he could get a job, and therefor he could rack up some extra cash; I was worth that 2 cap Investment, and me and Fantastic both agreed years later that it was the best decision he ever made. A month later, Fantastic had already graduated from the prestigious University of Nelson and attained his 'Theoretical Degree in Physics'.

With the added charisma, charm, and self-esteem he got from wearing the sexiest sun glasses in the wastes, the New California Republic Army hired Fantastic to help repair and operate the Helios One Solar Power Plant. With the help of some insignificant Courier (who really didn't help much at all, but I don't want that poor little mail delivery boy to feel left out), Fantastic managed to make the Power Plant work at/near full potential, and subsequently also discovered a button on the control panel that opened a door to a Vault full of naked women.

Fantastic wore me, his faithful pair of sunglasses, when he was featured in a nude photoshoot for the July 2284 edition of Milsurp Review. Since then, Fantastic has used his good looks to become a self-made millionaire; he opened the first Che La Shades on the New Vegas Strip in 2287. Che La Shades would become the first Chain Restaurant to pop up after the destruction of earth during the Great War, with locations as far west as Shady Sands and as far east as Oklahoma by 2290. Fantastic is regarded as one of the most intelligent entrepreneurs to have ever set foot in America, both before or after the Great War.

And he couldn't have done any of this without Me. And that...that's the story of success. Success, and Sunglasses. Two things which should always be considered linked into one another. Success cannot exist without a rocking pair of Shades, like myself.

My favorite pages

 * Fantastic
 * Glasses
 * That Lucky Old Sun