Forum:One-Liners the Courier could use

What one-liners exist that only the Courier could use? Things he could say in a combat scenario, or an evening with a date. I want to hear what people can come up with.

Here are a few that I came up with:

YOU CANNOT KILL THE MESSENGER!! BECAUSE HE IS THE COURIER!!!

You've got mail... BOOOOM!!!

As a matter of fact, shipping and handling is included.

Tie up your dogs, the mailman is coming! No, the mailman will attack THEM!!

After one shot I changed my mind!

So put your ideas down here!! Let's get some one-liners the Courier could use.

Alright heres one for combat Im about to deliver you to hell! Heres one for that evening with a date Could you handle this package for me? PaladinRanger 05:43, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

207.245.200.54 01:20, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Brandishes Grenade Rifle* "I got yer damn package right here!"

How about...

"I've got a very special delivery for you *shoots*"

"Don't shoot the messenger. He/She shoots back."

"I just deliver sweet, sweet justice, straight to the cranium."

Jimera0 18:20, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Duh. "Special delivery". 18:54, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
 * Gotta love the classics, XxSick DemonxX 23:26, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

"if you want this chip you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers ..... again" Squalor 23:55, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yes lets attack the heavy armed guy with an ncr sniperHoshominigame 04:50, 7 December 2011 (UTC)