War of the Nerds

 is a repeatable quest in Fallout Shelter.

Synopsis
''We've just received news that a nearby Vault has descended into chaos. It seems fans of pre-war science-fiction novelettes have come to blows over which series is the best. We need to send a team to help pacify the Vault!''

Objectives
Bring peace to warring groups of science-fiction fans.

Dialogue

 * You've got fans of Space Trip - Trippies - and Cosmic Clash adepts. (_Conversation_1_NPCEnd_1);
 * Ah, you're finally here! I was beginning to despair! (_Conversation_1_NPCStart_1);
 * Those nerds have started shooting each other over their stupid serials! (_Conversation_1_NPCStart_2);
 * You have to bring them to their senses! (_Conversation_1_NPCStart_3);
 * Also, everyone knows Professor Tempus is the best series of all! (_Conversation_1_NPCStart_4);
 * Right, we'll get right on it. Which are the main factions? (_Conversation_1_Team_1);
 * Correct! Let's all lay down our arms and re-read that classic episode. (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_1);
 * You lie! What else would you use to realign tachyonic flow polarity? (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_2);
 * Ugh! Set masers to carbonize! (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_3);
 * In the name of the Planetary League, I command you to stop! (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_1);
 * Are you despicable Cosmic Clash nerds, or classy Space Trip aficionados? (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_2);
 * Only one way to find out, by answering this question. (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_3);
 * When did the Chief Engineer synthesize Technobabblium to save the ship? (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_4);
 * I believe it's vol. 2, issue 7, “Nebulous Intentions.” (_Conversation_2_Team_1);
 * Technobabblium isn't real. (_Conversation_2_Team_2);
 * Are you wearing... alien ears? (_Conversation_2_Team_3);
 * You forget our Energy Scimitars! Pkssshiioom... vwoom... vwooom... (_Conversation_3_NPCEnd_1);
 * Star Council commandos! I knew it! (_Conversation_3_NPCEnd_2);
 * Our passion *should* bring us together, not push us apart. Thank you, space traveler. (_Conversation_3_NPCEnd_3);
 * Greetings, I am Senator Kari of the Concordat. (_Conversation_3_NPCStart_1);
 * Welcome to our very, very distant nebula. (_Conversation_3_NPCStart_2);
 * The Cosmic Energy told us of your coming. (_Conversation_3_NPCStart_3);
 * Now, we will use it to reveal your intentions. (_Conversation_3_NPCStart_4);
 * Your superstition is no match for our rusty weapons! (_Conversation_3_Team_1);
 * Uh uh... (_Conversation_3_Team_2);
 * We only seek cosmic harmony. The galaxy's big enough for all. (_Conversation_3_Team_3);