Dog Gone

 is a repeatable quest in Fallout Shelter.

Synopsis
''A hastily written and grammatically incorrect note was left outside the Vault door: “IF U EVAR WANT TOO SEE YOU'RE DOG AGAN, COME TWO ARE BIG BILDING AND BRING GUNZ, CAPS, AND SNAX.” It must've been written by some really stupid Raiders, because we don't even have a missing dog. But if those jerks really do have a kidnapped canine, it still needs rescuing!''

Objectives
Save a kidnapped pooch from a band of Raiders.

Dialogue

 * This is the square root of all evil. (_RaiderLine_1);
 * “Go forth and multiply,” they said... (_RaiderLine_2);
 * That's not what we meant! (_Conversation_1_NPCEnd_1);
 * You from that Vault? You bring the things we wanted? (_Conversation_1_NPCStart_1);
 * Well, we forgot the Caps and snacks... but here are the guns! (_Conversation_1_Team_1);
 * We'll find out what you have when we kill ya! (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_1);
 * Well darn. I really wanted the snacks! (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_2);
 * Huh, then we could write better ransom notes! You got a deal! (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_3);
 * It isn't? Well, shoot. I guess you can just have him, then. He's been eating too much food anyway. (_Conversation_2_NPCEnd_4);
 * You must be the dog's owner! (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_1);
 * Fork over the guns, Caps, and snacks! (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_2);
 * I wouldn't want to shoot you in front of the dog. It's sensitive. (_Conversation_2_NPCStart_3);
 * We don't have any of those things, moron. Now hand over the dog! (_Conversation_2_Team_1);
 * I've got your guns right here! (_Conversation_2_Team_2);
 * We bring something better: the gift of knowledge. Give us the dog, and we'll teach you to write. (_Conversation_2_Team_3);
 * You're gravely mistaken. That isn't even our dog. (_Conversation_2_Team_4);