User:Jason.c.daniels

Who is Jason.c.daniels
Jason.c.daniels is a rather strange fellow. He lives in the U.S.A. in the state featured in the now long forgotten television show "Little House on the Prairie." His residence is nearly due north of the site of the last Dakota and Chippewa war! (How many miles North is a secret. . .)

Jason.c.daniels lives alone with his many plants and two animals, Ernie Dinklefwat and Abigail Scrubius Pip. Being of the canine variety, Ernie and Abbey provide a howling song as a warning whenever the local botanical menace and scourge appear; rabbits.

To Ernie and Abbeys dismay Jason.c.daniels has successfully averted blood-spattering incidents involving larval scourge and his second favorite power-tool, the lawn-mower. To their delight, he was traumatized to learn that one of the larval scourge had found it's way under his car tire for several weeks turning it into little more than a cardboard effigy of its former self.

Why is Jason.c.daniels here?
Such a profound question. The magic eight-ball has only ever answered "Try again!" when he's asked that very same question. Tarot card readers laugh him out of their shops and refund his money, and the autistic take up pitch-forks and torches when ever he nears. In short, "the world may never know."