User:Nymphonomicon27080

Nymphonomicon
Aliases: Dr-Madness, Sniperbitch, Sniper Kitten, Burrito Supreme

This user believes that love is knowing your target, putting them in your crosshairs, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds. Bringing V.A.T.S. into the equation is tantamount to having a very sexy threesome.

This user is hopelessly addicted to booze in Fallout, but can't hold their liquor in the real world.

Quotes

 * I'll getcha with the next shot.
 * C'mon AP bar, I don't got all day.
 * I love my Dart Gun.
 * NOOO!!! Get on the ground, I shot you in the head!!
 * Psh! Like Karma matters anymore...
 * Everytime New Vegas crashes, an angel gets shot in the head and crushes a kitten.
 * Oh snowglobe, you suck so hard compared to Bobbleheads.

Favorite Songs

 * What A Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong
 * Butcher Pete - Roy Brown
 * Why Don't You Do Right? - Peggy Lee
 * Bicycle Race - Queen
 * Atom Bomb - Fluke

Pet Peeves

 * Deathclaw_(Fallout:_New_Vegas)
 * No Dart Gun in New Vegas
 * Job interviews
 * Wes Craven's ego
 * People

Favourite Weapons

 * Deathclaw Gauntlet - unarmed
 * Trench Knife - melee
 * Police Pistol - medium to short range
 * Sniper rifle (Fallout: New Vegas) - medium to long range
 * Anti-materiel rifle - long range