User:NotSoMysteriousStranger

"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement,"

-Ronald Reagan

Not a lot to say about me, for I am very... mysterious. Not very mysterious, but mysterious nevertheless. I come and go as I please, and one day if you find that your article has been changed then it's no mystery who changed it... because you'll see my name on the article, won't you?

My preferred weapon is the Not-So-Mysterious Magnum, a little trinket I made in my spare time. It's no mystery where got the name. My favorite villain of all time is GLaDOS. My favorite TV show of all time is Futurama. My favorite game series of all time is... well... why else would I be on this site?

Now, my friend, I bid you adieu, until we meet again. Probably never.



But before you go, a test: how many times did I say mystery or mysterious in the above paragraph? If you could answer correctly without looking at any other part of this intro then you, my friend, have an extremely high perception.

If you're still reading, you must not have a lot to do, so I've prepared a small biography for you. For what it's worth, enjoy reading!

To answer any questions about my relationship with the Mysterious Stranger, no: we aren't, in any way, shape or form, related. We are merely... rivals in the field of... mystery. So if you happen to see him, tell him that you didn't see me. Then mock him for letting you see him. It makes him mad, and what flusters him works in my favor. Heh.

Mr favorite Fallout character is James from Fallout 3. I know, I know... how bland. Ah well. The more common I seem, the less attention I draw, the more mystery I can retain. My least favorite Fallout character is Allistair Tenpenny. Again, fairly common. My favorite item? Nuka-Cola.

Enough with things I do and don't like, though. More about me. I was born into the world. I lived. I've done some mysterious things. I'm going to die one day after I make some kind of imprint on the world. Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting a real biography? You insult me. How can one be mysterious if they give away every aspect of themselves on the internet?

Pah.

But I digress. Truly, I must be going now. Things to do. Maybe we'll meet again, but like I said above, probably not.

A few parting thoughts, all of which are my favorite quotes:

"A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me,"

-Abraham Lincoln

"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on,"

-John F. Kennedy (JFK)

"Go Underworld, go Ghouls, yay! ...damn this pansy zombie programming,"

-Cerberus (Underworld, Fallout 3)

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?","

-Wadsworth (My Megaton House, Fallout 3)


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