User:Orangeyellowbluething

OYBT
I would say greetings, but I simply can't be bothered. Instead, I will type up a few of my inventions that I did NOT get off any TV shows.

The Art of Fish Tying
The Art of Fish Tying was invented by Sir Dave Davington, and involves tying large bundles of fish together, usualy with a large eel. The eel is usualy alive at this point, if it has not eaten itself to protect whatever sanity it may have left from the dangers of the known universe. By the time you have read this, 13 seconds will have past since you started reading this segment. You boring person.