User:TheLoneJanitor

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Who is TheLoneJanitor?
Wanders around the Capital Wasteland, exploring here, poking my nose there, interrogating characters over there. Get into ten minute firefights, loots *everything* over the next hour or three, and finally spend a day schlepping the loot back home. I like Gothemasticator's cartoon:



Got some 150,000 caps stashed at the homestead ... really don't want to carry around that kind of cash, you've seen some of the lowlifes hanging around the wasteland. Trying to collect the unique and rare items.

Prefer not to see the whites of my opponents eyes. I normally use Blackhawk and Lincoln's repeater. When the going gets tough, out comes the alien disintegrator and plasma grenades! I firmly believe in "peace thru superior fire power"! To keep the bad guys from seeing the whites of my eyes, I wear and use Chinese stealth armor.

Hey, I'm throwing a party this coming Saturday and you're invited! It'll be at Megaton, first house on the left as you come in - you can't miss it, tell Stockholm you're with me. Help yourself to beer and Brahmin steak in the fridge. But leave the alien epoxy alone, it's not for eating. Try dipping squirrel-on-a-stick into some moonshine! Man, that'll cross your eyes! Got some fishing poles from Point Lookout, we're going to see if there are any fish in the pond in the center of Megaton.

Waaay too much stuff
At one point I had some 9,000 pounds of loot in a locker waiting to sell to the traveling merchants. But it seems that a couple of the merchants had gotten themselves killed and the rest were delayed for some reason. There were lots of game freezes. I figured it might have something to do with the console having to process and track some 400 assault rifles ranging from 2 to 300 caps in value and other stuff every time I looked in that locker. So I grabbed it all, waddled out of Megaton, and stepped up on those rocks just to right of the gate. I opened up the inventory and dropped all of it, took me about 15 minutes to go thru it all. When I exited the Pip-Boy, I was standing in the middle of this ring of junk that crashed to the ground! Not one of my smartest moves. A few days later the Talon merc said "Nice plasma rifle, let's see how big a hole I can make with it" as he picks up the rifle and starts firing. After vaporizing the merc and his friends and licking my wounds, pick up all the stuff, waddle down to Springvale, and cram everything into the Nuka-Cola vending machine. Finally, the remaining merchants started coming around again and I was able to empty the vending machine.

Trouble finds me
I decided to accompany a merchant on his route just to see what happens. As I recall, between Temple of the Union and Paradise Falls, three times the merchant died, I reloaded, and went in blasting away. Between Paradise Falls and Five Axles Rest Stop, the merchant died like five times and I reloaded each time and blasted the bad guys. It finally occurred to me that if this was normal, the merchant would never have survived. So what was different? ... Oh! Me, myself, and I - the three stooges. I was attracting all the muglie uglies to the merchant. I ended up circling around the merchant in larger and larger circles, trying to kill off whatever I might have drawn in.

Scariest moment
Strolling down to the Super-Duper Mart. I can almost see the look on the raider's face when they come running around the corner of the building and get a face full of shot gun! Maybe the naked raider will be there - that poor guy is really glitched. Ok, crouch down, pop around and take a quick VATS to survey our vic---

GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY!!! WAS THAT A DEATHCLAW??!!?! BROWN ALERT!!

Breathe, remember to breathe! In ... out ... in. What do I do? Uh, running back home seems like a really good option!! But I'm high enough level to get a deathclaw, I'd better learn how to deal with them 'cause there's going to be more. Err, hmm, wasn't the health kinda low on that critter? First, let's check that weapons and armor are equipped and in good condition. Ok, slowly peek around the corner, yep, that's looks like a deathclaw, VATS it, and back. Remember to breathe. Hmmm, that deathclaw has two health ticks. Check weapons inventory. Oh, got three Nuka-grenades. Maybe that'll be enough. Ok, breathe, breathe, breathe ... and sneak out, VATS, throw grenade, get ready to ... do something. Ohhh, deathclaws can fly!

Who is that shadowy figure behind TheLoneJanitor?
Born and currently reside in California. Have escaped from California twice, continue to rattle the bars.

Work as an analyst/programmer/database admin/system manager of a VAX/VMS system. "Yeah, kid, a steam-powered computer. Now go away or you'll find out how much damage a RA60 disk drive can do to a body!"

Married, no small homo sapiens of my own. One of the spouse's grandsons is living with us, he also plays FO3. He's a melee fighter and dies several times a session. "Take on a deathclaw with a Chinese officer's sword? One minute, I'm almost done teaching this super mutant a lesson with brass knuckles ... ah, crap, I died ... again.  Where's that deathclaw?" He usually doesn't have two caps to rub together, seems he's killed everybody and everything, including merchants. He doesn't quite grasp the economics of the game.

Misc stuff
Fallout 3 Game of the Year on PlayStation 3.

First game started around 2010 Dec, got to about level 10, learned a lot and decided to play the next game differently.

Currently on my second game. Started 2011 Jan. According to the 2011 Aug 04 save file, 16 MB, 505 hours, and level 30.

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