Forum:More crap from OutcastBOS

All right guys! It’s been a while since you heard from me and for good reason, first of all, I haven't been near a computer for a while and second of all, I got the Pitt and Operation Anchorage two pack! And I’ve been developing characters for both of them, and I wanted to hear who would win in a fight between the two, just like my other “what do you think" page, and all of them are neutral. Team One: Anchorage Annihilators.


 * Kowalski. Specialization: Sniper.: Perks, Spec ops, Sniper, Better Criticals. Equipment: Winterized Combat armor and helmet, Gauss Rifle. Skills at 100: Energy weapons, small guns, sneak


 * Dallas-not to be confused with the cowboy. Specialization: Heavy Weapons. Perks: Scrounger, bloody mess, size matters. Equipment: Winterized T51b and helmet, missile launcher. Skills: big guns, repair and speech


 * Jacqueline. Specialization: Assassination. Perks: Silent running, spec ops, grim reapers sprint. Equipment: Stealth armor, Jinwei’s shock sword.

Team Two: Pitt Rioters.


 * Bass-like the guitar, not the fish. Heavy Weapons. Natural DR 31, and with the armour, it would be even more. Perks, pitt fighter, toughness, barkskin, cyborg. Equipment, Bombshell armor, Filtration Helmet, Vengeance. Skills: Big Guns, Melee weapons, Energy weapons.


 * Hakenslash. Specializations: Melee. Perks: Auto Axpert, Bloody Mess, pitt fighter. Equipment, tribal power armor, The Mauler, supervisors helmet. Skills: melee weapons, lockpick, repair.

Thanks in advance for your ideas!
 * Blitzkrieg-my second female. Specialization: infiltration. Perks: Bloody mess ,sniper, Mr. sandman. equipment., paingiver armor, perforator. Skills, small guns, sneak, lockpick.

i have to say anchorage annihilators cause one has gauss rifle all hail guass rifle all hail guass rifle lol Dakota1431 11:31, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

How about this:

Anchorage Annihilators have stricken a deal with Alistaire Tenpenny; if they retrieve the Victory Rifle, a shitload of caps will be in their possession. After some research, they find out that the Victory Rifle recently was stolen by a man named Jericho, who lives in Megaton. They decide to tech that bastard a lesson. The hard way. Like, bullets hard.

In the mean time, the Pitt Rioters have gotten a contract. It is a bounty. On the head of a certain Jericho.

The two crews meet by Springvale, and since none of them are exactly greedy, they agree to kill Jericho and take the rifle, and answer to their own respective contract. At least, that is what they say to each other. The groups have, in reality, planned to kill off the other group and take their contact after the job is done.

Jericho is quickly killed off by Kowalski (BOOM! HEADSHOT!) when he is taking a crap outside the Megaton gates. As the sniper moves forward to retrieve the body, Blitzkrieg unloads a magazine in his general direction. However, due to the general "assault rifle-ness" of the Perforator, all shots miss. Except one. It hits Kowalski in the shoulder.

Chaos ensues. Hakenslash fires up his Auto-Axe, only to swing it at thin air; Jaqueline elegantly pirouettes around him and delivers a coup dê grace to his neck. The swing hits his shoulder paldron, but the electric shock short-circuits his Power Armor. A horrid smell is spread as he is fried by his own protective gear.

During this melee fight, Dallas and Bass have taken cover behind some stones and fire heavily at each other. Suddenly, Dallas runs out of missiles. Bass rises from cover, but as he approaches the stone, Dallas jumps out and uses the missile launcher as a sledge. The strike knocks Bass out, and Dallas runs to help Kowalski.

As none of them bothers to reload, Kowalski and Blitzkrieg has engaged in an extreme hand-to-hand fight. The fight is quickly interrupted when Dallas picks up Vengeance and sends a volley of laser shots at Blitzkrieg; The unlucky Rioter is burned full of holes, and falls dead to the ground.

Dallas turns, only to stand face-to-face with Bass, who has picked up the Infiltrator. Suddenly, as he readies to fire, a "whoosh" is heard. The Infiltrator falls to the ground. Along with his arms. Jaqueline finishes the job by carving Bass' head in two.

The Anchorage Annihilators pick up the Victory Rifle and head home. It is time to get drunk. Merc Style.

Anchorage Annihilators wins. AngryNorwegianDude 21:15, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Sweeeeeet! Now how 'bout one for the Rioters?!OutcastBOS 18:44, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm on it. Let's see:

Most people don't like to lose. The Pitt Rioters aren't "most people". After the fight outside the gates of Megaton, they are so furious. Like Samuel L. Jackson-furious. After Galaxy News speaks of a massive firefight at Old Olney, the team prepare their weapons and head in that general direction with one thought in mind: Revenge.

As the Pitt Rioters are nearing Old Olney, The Annihilators are kicking Deathclaw ass. Dallas is shooting missiles from a safe position on a hill, while Jaqueline and Kowalski are making Deathclaw chowder up ahead. After a while, Dallas hears something. It sounds like... a crying child? This has to be investigated!

As he makes his was down the hill, Dallas looks for the source of the sound. After a while, he spots a baby carriage. WHAT? A baby carriage in the near vicinity of Old Olney? How cruel can a parent be? He puts away his missile launcher and runs towards the carriage. As he reaches it, he takes the child up. The screaming stops at once, only to be replaced by a mysterious beeping sound. This confuses Dallas. Babies don't beep, they cry! Suddenly, the head of the "baby" falls off, only to reveal a proximity-timed Mini Nuke. The Annihilator screams as a small nuclear explosion tears his body to pieces and burns his bones to dust.

The explosion can be heard miles away, and the sound is also picked up by Jaqueline and Kowalski, who was piling the dead Deathclaws up against a building. Sticking together, they slowly walk against the sound, only to be blindsighted by the Pitt Rioters, who are eager for revenge. Bass throws Dallas' missile launcher at their feet. This pisses Jaqueline off.

She suddenly draws a Plasma Pistol and fires two precise shots. The first shot knocks the Perforator out of Blitzkriegs hands, and the second burns Bass' arm so badly that he drops Vengeance. In blind rage, the assassin runs against the Rioters wielding the Shocksword. Blitzkrieg smiles, and two seconds later, a loud "thump" is heard: The Rioter kicked Jaqueline in the crotch. Blitzkrieg calmly picks up the Perforator, and unloads the entire magazine in Jaquelines body. She then precedes to take the Shocksword and thrust it through the assassins head.

During this, Kowalski has managed to reload his Gauss Rifle, and points it at Hakenslash. The melee expert jump-starts the Mauler, and a high-pitched clinging sound follows as the Energy bolt ricochets off the custom Auto-Axe and hits Jaquelines body. While Kowalski hurries another reload, Hakenslash takes Jaquelines Plasma Pistol and shoots it out of his hands. While muttering "It's irony time, bitch!" the melee brawler lifts the Mauler. The spinning saw hits Kowalski vertically in the chest. In a few seconds, the sniper is reduced to a pile of blood and off-sawn bones.

The Pitt Rioters precede to light a bonfire, because nothing tastes better than fried deathclaw when you have kicked ass.

The Pitt rioters win. I'm Norwegian and Angry. 19:50, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for everything pal! and I hoped you passed your finals. check out your talk page, I have something for youOutcastBOS 20:32, 19 June 2009 (UTC)