User:Mr snip

How to know if you have spotted Mr Snip
If you are reading this then you are wondering who this 'Mr Snip' is and where he is from. The answer is that he has always been here lying low, waiting for the troll invasion. You will know if you have found Mr Snip if you are in an awkward position and do not know what you should say to answer a question, you smell of Vegemite and there is a crumpet lodged in your torso. Should this happen to you, find the nearest hospital or doctor and get said crumpet removed before another is lodged in your head.

Goals
1. Destroy maccy man 2. Find the M60 for A.N.D. 3. Destroy the evil website of maccy and his 3 other members 4. Play guitar and explode a troll's head 5. Learn the art of 'sarcasm'

Quotes

 * can I have this?
 * ah crap it happened again
 * dude...
 * dude!
 * I win
 *  well then i'll put my running shoes on...
 * BAM!
 * Last time I checked we're Aussie, and we don't take crap from the weather!
 * Give me a ladder, a hammer and some nails and I'll pin that pretty boy sun where it is!(in reference to the dust storm in Sydney)

The VTHG
The VTHG, or The Vaults Troll Hunting Group, is a group of dedicated people who help protect the Vault from vandals, trolls, etc. We search for vandalism/spamming/trolling on pages and restore them to what they should be: information and help for people who enjoy the fallout titles. The members as of today are: Join up and help regulate our wiki (to join leave a note on one of the user talk pages)
 * The AngryNorwegianDude
 * OutcastBOS
 * Xandus the Legend
 * Mr Snip
 * Fat Man Spoon

Real stuff about me
Games that I like:
 * BioShock
 * Fallout 1,2&3 not tactics, tactics fails
 * Half-life 1&2 and ep 1&2
 * Portal
 * TF2
 * Red Faction 1& Guerrilla (Red Faction 2 is crap)
 * TES4
 * Left 4 Dead (Francis is epic)
 * Halo 1,2&3
 * Doom 1,2&3
 * and numerous others

Favourite Bands:
 * Metallica
 * Ugly Kid Joe
 * Ozzy Osbourne
 * Black Sabbath
 * AC/DC
 * Iron Maiden
 * Eric Clapton
 * The Inkspots (ever since I heard them on GNR)
 * Megadeth
 * Slayer

Things that I think are stupid or INCREDAGAY

 * Runescape
 * Call Of Duty and its prequels/sequels/anything else it has, I am not a follower of this stupid game
 * Vandals
 * Emos (get a life)

You've made it this far? dear god...
Well if you're reading this you have lost it, you have come to my userpage and read the pathetic things I have to say. From here on (for the moment) there is nothing but questions and pointless CRAP.

The end of the line

 * Where did AngryNorwegianDude go? I'm getting worried
 * Spoon, I'm having a....ummm you know mind...something a mind-something damnit (please tell me you got it)
 * Its too hot to party, because its hot. (it makes perfect sense)

Personal objectives

 * Reach level 30 to get Nuclear anomaly perk (I'll get round to it)
 * Exterminate those who think COD graphics are good
 * Find a way to kill death(if he/she? is a physical form) No one takes my dogs life and gets away with it! (he, like desmond)
 * Clean my god damn room, perhaps I should employ the use of tactical nuclear weapons to do so...

Notes made

 * complete and utter failure
 * In der Welt Ich bin das Versagen, nichts getan korrekt
 * Le monde Je suis l'échec, rien n'est fait correctement