Forum:Observations from OutcastBOS

Hey all! these are not questions as you all know me for, but observations of the crazy world of the Capital Wasteland.

1. Confessor Cromwell spends all damn day talking to the bomb while standing in irratiated water, so why dosent he die of rad poisioning? 2. Nova said she dosent "work" with Gob, but I say them sleeping together in the saloon bed! 3. I saw a Protectron turn a full health Deathclaw into an ashpile. 4. Sentury Bots are tougher to kill than Deathclaws. 5. The Mechanist threw a Nuka-Grenade at me. 6. The inhabitants of vault 106 look like raiders. thats all for now... please leave comments as you see fit.OutcastBOS 18:55, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Looks like it's up to everyone's favorite cynic to answer your questions(which you probably could have gotten an answer for by researching the wiki). OK, off we pop:

1. Confessor Cromwell is actually one of the citizens who occasionally dies in Megaton without your interaction, the article states that. It just proves what I have always said: Don't stand in the ankle-deep, irradiated water in front of an undetonated atomic bomb preaching all day! If he doesn't die on you, then maybe this is the case:


 * He is a Ghoul in disguise


 * Years of preaching in front of "Atoms Glory" has made him immune to radiation


 * He is batshit insane and doesn't feel the pain


 * He has taken the Rad Resistance perk, which implies that before he was the leader of an idiotic cult, he was a skilled wastelander.

However, all these theories are based on that he is batshit insane.

2. OK, there are four possible answer on this one:


 * Nova is a necrophiliac


 * They are actually in love, which either means that Gob is a real charmer OR that Nova has really bad taste. Maybe their love will be documented in cheap pocket novels that will be readable in Fallout 4 as a skill book? I'm guessing the title will be "Apocalyptic Desire: A tale of love, hazards and rotten flesh"


 * Moriarty is so cheap that Nova and Gob actually has to share a bed when they get tired, since "Mr. Asshole Irishman" thinks another bed is not necessary. I bet beds cost a lot of caps...


 * Gob paid her. A lot.

3. Then you should run, because you have just ran into the fabled Super Protectron (DUN-DUN-DUN)! Either that, or the Deathclaw just had a death wish.

4. Yes, indeed. That would have been a nice observation, if it wasn't for the fact that EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!

5. Maybe he needed a new villain to fight after the Antagonizer was turned into a pile of bonemeal. You should do as Derek Pacion says: Gather an army of Deathclaws and don the awesome mantle of "Awesome-claw" (DUN-DUN-DUN)!!

No, but seriously: There actually is a Nuka Grenade in the Forge, he could have picked it up and chucked it at you. NPC's do that. A lot.

6. Because they probably are. The original inhabitants of Vault 106 could never have survived for that long. The survivors are probably Raiders who snuck in, and decided to stay around puffing the blue stuff for a while. After some time, they probably were so stoned that they forgot they were Raiders, wore the Vault suits, and forgot the whole thing. The article states that.

I am gonna end this comment with these words: Do more research before posting a thread! I speak to all of you!

However, it is fun to reply to these threads, so keep up the good work and the bad research! AngryNorwegianDude 21:08, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I really appriciate you having the patients- gaah I cant spell wortha crap!-for my questions/observationsOutcastBOS 17:50, 15 March 2009 (UTC)