Forum:Funny summary of Fallout 3 (spoilers)

Ok so I know this is really old (fall 2008), but Its funny enough I thought it was time to remind people of it. I love Fallout 3, but its still quite a laugh to read. Wickedjacob 06:47, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/918428-fallout-3/46330287

You're right its quite funny wait what? XD MagnumUser 20:56, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

LOL thats friggin hilarious... Goyoshkatraz 03:44, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

I disagree with several points. 'Purified water isn't important' BS. There's people outside of every major settlement dying for want of water that isn't filled with radiation. They're probably not the only unhealthy ones too. I actually think the purifier is pretty epic as a plotline.

"Killing the irradiated people is ok." Except the FEV would kill pretty much everyone who was outside for 5 minutes, including you. That's why Autumn tried to stop it. The reason it's bad for the Enclave to control the purifier as opposed to the scientists is that whoever controls the distribution of the water controls the Wasteland. You can see that if you get Broken Steel. If the Enclave had control of the water even without the FEV nobody in the Wasteland would get it.

Watch the scene where Autumn confronts James again. You can see him inject himself with something as he's falling. It was probably Mega-Plotdevice Rad-X.

'It was mean to kill the people in Tranquility Lane.' If you read Braun's logs on the Failsafe, you can tell that he's 'killed' the inhabitants and put them through other crap out of boredom many times before. It's just a shitty way to live.

The Enclave didn't try to take you with them, it was damage from all the explosions and lasers and whatnots.

I will agree with the think about Fawkes (although he does go in with BS.) Charon, who is healed by radiation and would probably ENJOY a radiation sauna, says he's 'nobody's errand boy.' What a jackass. Also it is kind of retarded you have to go in by yourself to kill like 50 super mutants. FinalWish 04:09, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

There were a couple decent/good points. However, it seems to me that it was written by someone trying to make a bad joke, or did not understand the game at all and feels like he needed to rant rather than replay or get another person's view. ~Kleptomaniac

The only real funny part was the end of the summary where it said, "You and the shadow government fight to see who can turn on a water purifier first." Priceless. It&#39;s a shame that Blobbersberries can&#39;t get the signature to work so this&#39;ll do. 23:56, June 16, 2010 (UTC)