User:Yum Brahmin

"I punch children"- Me

I'm not bad for the sake of being bad, I just love to be Evil. I mezz kids in front of their parents and blow up towns out of spite. I steal things for the fun of it. I even led a full scale mezz war on Little Lamplight just so I could punch them for limitless fun. I have a soft spot for the little people on the sidelines though. My favorite character is Point Lookout's Kenny. My favorite quest is Escape! I hate: Lucas Simms, Paulson, Mayor McCready, Princess, and those pesky regulators. I no longer hate the BoS. My favorite quotes include:

"I punch children"- Me

"Natural selection at it's finest"- Mr. Burke

"Better him than me"- So many people

"Owwwww!"- So many more

"Why won't you DIE!- Pvt. Jasper 42

"Personnaly I hate these zombies, DAMN this combat inhibitor"- Ceberus, Gaurd of Underworld

I usually carry on me: That's me, Yum Brahmin
 * Raiser Iconoclast Armor
 * Raider Blastmaster Helmet
 * The Mauler
 * 50+ Stimpacks