Forum:What will you do when the holocaust comes.

What would you really do if there were a nuclear war?Sgt.Salvator:NCR Rangers 17:53, May 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * Die... 19:06, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Pretty much. Cait &quot;Join The RISEN Wikia&quot; Sith 08:55, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree. If not by becoming a shadow burnt into the wall, then probably as a result of the mass chaos and anarchy that would ensue, or horrible diseases ranging from cancer to cholera, the occurance of which would undoubtedly skyrocket in the radioactive, decimated wasteland that was once the United States. --GaussRifle 06:49, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
 * 1. Get to closest city that's still in one piece
 * 1.1 Loot the gun store
 * 1.1 Loot the gun store


 * 1.2 loot supermarket


 * 1.3 get a car


 * 1.4 loot jewlery store


 * 2. get away as fast as possible


 * And after that, I don't know. I focus on LOOTING! Ketija998 13:11, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

I will grab up my HK45 and the nearest Glock, and hide in one of those fancy-schmany "Vault-Tec in real life" bunkers. After the fallout passes, I'll armor-plate a semi-truck and travel the deserted earth, looking for goodies. Nitty Tok. 13:13, May 17, 2010 (UTC)


 * Hell, Nitty. Just a few months ago (nearly right after I played Fallout for the first time), I had a mock-up Vault 13 built under my house. It spans from the door - which was built into a concrete wall in my basement - all the way under the giant hill my house is situated near. It can room up to 500 people, but what the hell. Fallout fanatics only :D Ghouly89 (Talk)20:53, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * Really? Where're you? I'm in the Midwest Commonwealth! I need to know whether I can get to this bunker! Nitty Tok. 21:00, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * Room for one more? I'll bring Booze. Cait &quot;Join The RISEN Wikia&quot; Sith 11:42, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, in terms of commonwealths, I would not know. Just go 90 miles due south of the Boulder Dome, and I'll guide you from there. :D BTW, access granted, SheepBiter :D
 * It's a date, Ghouly. >:P Nitty Tok. 21:27, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * I would try and help out survivors the best I could. Then, if possible, try and establish a safe town for survivors to immigrate to. [[Image:User-Nukey_Pedobear_Squee.jpeg|30px|link=User:AreYouGoingToEatThatNuke?]] – [[Image:Kawaii_Toast.jpg|30px|link=User_talk:AreYouGoingToEatThatNuke?]] 23:25, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeed it is, Nitty. >:D And Nukey, it seems you have a heroic approach as to wandering the wastes. I prefer the Duck and Cover method. Well, if you feel you need a safe haven to take refuge for a while, you are welcome to sit in at my Vault. Oh, and bring Pedo Bear :P Ghouly89 (Talk)04:44, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * 'Kay. I'm bringing Fat Man Spoon and Pararaptor with me, but we'll make sure you get a cut of the lootz. Nitty Tok. 04:46, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Damn right I get a cut of teh lootz. If not, you may suffer a slight tingling feeling. It's a common symptom of PVSS, properly known as Premature Vault Sealing syndrome. >:P Ghouly89 (Talk)06:11, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Can I bring my dogs too? One of them is a Australian Cattle Dog :D--Mastererium 09:52, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Grab all those cases of spam I've been stashing in my garage (For the winter, of course), meet up with my hick buddy at his double-wide, get gunz, and haul ass for the middle of nowhere. It's been PLANNED! Nuka Kulcha 03:03, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'm heading to the nearest military base to load up on hardware and getting an early start on setting up my own post disaster nation. Just gotta come up with a good name... You're all welcome to join my army of course. Knight Captain Ski (radio) 07:53, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Step 1. Get in my fallout shelter

Step 2. Survive the Apocalypse

Step 3. Get a Vehicle

Step 4. Put my Weapons in the Car

Step 5. Driving around Killing all non-humans

Step 6. Rescue Survivors

Step 6. Start a Small Town

Step 7. Start a Human Colony

Step 8. Start An Army

Step 9. Conquer The Planet

Step 10. Live In Space

feel free to join my human colony Deathclawpoop 01:20, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Me and my army of Devil Dogs will crush you in to dust!!! Knight Captain Ski (radio) 01:23, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

This means war, me and my army of communists with crush you into teeny-weeny pieces..... THEN WE LIVE IN SPACE Deathclawpoop 01:35, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Doubtful. Knight Captain Ski (radio) 02:25, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

No, No We Live In Space, you die, we plant hammer and sickle on moon... you die. surrender immediatly or you die. and you don't get holiday card Deathclawpoop 17:22, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Shoot Myself........ who wants to live in a Radioactive wasteland?-MerchantofDeath 17:26, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

No join human colony, you live if you do.... and we have cookies Deathclawpoop 17:28, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know Deathclaw, I still don't want to............wait,WAIT...........did you say COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-MerchantofDeath 18:19, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yes there are millions of cookies and everything and more of everything then WE ALL LIVE IN SPACE

space cookies ummm.... dehidrated Deathclawpoop 18:42, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

YES COOKIES.......WAIT.........DEHIDRATED?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Darth Vader:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO LIVE IN SPACE, unless you get regular cookies.-MerchantofDeath 19:07, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Fine then, regular cookies.... THEN WE ALL LIVE IN SPACE Deathclawpoop 19:14, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

YES WE WILL LIVE IN SPACE, YES


 * super mutant comes out of nowhere*

SUPER MUTANT: TTTTTTTTTTTIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ME:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * head explodes*

-MerchantofDeath 19:22, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ha Ha, Super Mutant kill you, Ha Ha, No space or cookies for you, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha All hail to New Asseria (human colony) Deathclawpoop 19:47, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

If you watch the movie The Road, that's probably what everyone will end up like, haha. TrailerParkApe 22:04, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

I would look for other people then kill cannbiles with my baseball bat86.142.197.35 14:25, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

-- Hmmm...

Step 1. Shelter in my high-tech vault (room for 777, for 2 weeks) and offer exclusive stay for special (scientists, survivalists, friends/families) people.

Step 2. Come out when the vault computer indicates that the atmosphere is breathable. (or animal testing for survival....)

Step 3. Start my own conserved colony and create a high defense system around the perimeter, along with a indirect democratic government (or similar to).

Step 4. Divide it into factions of intelligence and development, military, etc.

Step 5. Spend majority of resources to find a way to cure severe radiation sickness/mutation and sub-immortality using the sci-fi created use of radiation technology.

Step 6. Expand colony into empire (assuming we have been searching for survivors).

Step 7. Have trusted members in society to start another secret society to force a written history.

Step 8. Secret society will create dispute among the expanding empire to break apart.

Step 9. Factions are lead by members of the Secret Society (we are secretly unified)

Step 10. My faction will be based on Spartan-like policy and I will break it down to a god like elite force of fighters

Step 11. Dominate medical and military science based factions and reunite

Step 12. Expand Spartan Empire

Step 13. Secret Society will reunite all factions under one again. (done so that each faction can specialize in key development areas)

Step 14. Aeronautical space science faction will have already developed space crafts of sci-fi like advanced technology capable of creating life for humans in a very "good" way.

Step 16. Dominate Earth and have my GLOBAL empire expand through other galaxies. Dominate some more galaxies

Step 17. Alter human genome to a more invincible structure and make all humans into one new ethnicity to build unity and prevent "racism"/discrimination. (retain humanoid form)

Step 18. I have become a god like figure and my family/friends are all brilliant leaders who direct different planets

at this point different galaxies act like modern countries and different planets act like different states... (somewhere along that line).

Step 19. Have all leaders find the PERFECT predecessor.

Step 20. Secret Society will slowly erase away and our history will be history.

Step 21. My family/friends will have settled in a beautiful planet living with sub-immortality in peace. forever expanding without dispute and harm within our lush green and neo-city like planet.

sound good? feel free to get membership into my vault. it'll get pretty crowded for the two weeks... don't bring any weapons. We have plenty

IiAmJustiN 05:44, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

As for me ide head out to vegas and win big in blackjack. Than ide take my money and buy a cozy little home in goodsprings. :)--Radiated Raider 02:19, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

Well, considering I'm not exactly far from NYC, probably die in an overly dramatic nuclear explosion. If not, I'd grab the nearest pickup truck, a Remmy-870 loaded with slugs, and go Road Trippin'. --Viper720666 01:58, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Well, since i'm a youngen, I'm invincible and can't be killed. problem, adults? Robco Man 22:05, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

The Plan: on learning that global nuclear war [or other apocalyptic event] is imminent enact the following - Load up the 4DW with fuel, rations, scoped sniper rifle [.303 Lee enfield Mk2], 9mm Glock 17 & .357 S&W ammo, hand loading kit, 12 guage sawn off shot gun, crossbow and Kbar knife plus body armour and ghillie suit [all this is in plastic crates ready to go anyway in 30 minutes notice] Head away from urban centres and travel to pre-selected safe spot which has deep caves and water supply [undergroup spring]. Park and conceal vehicle 2 miles away from site and disbale it by removing starter motor plus fuel. Meet up with the other members of the band who will be hunkering down in the Caves. Ride out initial radiation plume underground [roughly 30 days or there abouts] Listen to CB radio and short wave to find out what is going on. Once radiation levels have dropped to safe levels, send out scouts to scavange any nearby dwellingsonly at night. Essentially things will be bad. You will have to be totally ruthless in order to survive. Do not trust strangers at all. Life will be nasty brutish and short.I expect cannibalism and total savagery to be the rule. If you really want to get a feel of what to expect in a post apocalyptic world, watch the film "The Road". I kid you not - it is brutally real and that gives you a hint at what to expect. Captain Taipan 02:41, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I'd grab a shovel, a couple sacks of dirt and make my own island away from where the nukes are going off, so I can face palm at everyone else dying and getting nuke while I party and sit underneath my snazzy pineapple tree!--Mastererium 22:16, January 10, 2011 (UTC)