User:Naked Lunch

Naked_Lunch hangs out around DaC, The Codex, and formerly NMA before he was banned (With a postcount of 506, no less). If the info isn't contradictory to other titles, he can be considered semi-canon.

Stats:
 * Age - 17
 * Sex - Male, wishes to be female
 * Single - Possibly, let me see how fresh the bodies are
 * Race - Chicano
 * Race - I lied
 * Race - I'm a cracker :(
 * Title - Savant, Vault Veteran

Memorable quote - "Niggers"

Wow, nobody cares. I think I'll go kill myself, after I have rough sex with a norwegian fisherman named Nicolai.

what the hell. D: Nicolai 21:23, 31 Aug 2005 (CEST)