Woody

Woody is a ghoul being used as a Mummy in the Den in Fallout 2.

Background
An elderly ghoul with a love of long walks, Woody has traveled the wastes far and wide, earning the friendship of Percival Crump in the process. His latest wanderings took him to the Den, where his other tendency (deep sleeping) manifested itself. The Great Ananias took him, wrapped him in bandages and paper-mache, and displays him as a genuine Egyptian mummy. The Great Ananias: "{116}{}{Hello, welcome, salutations! I am the Great Ananias (he offers you a slight bow, with a flourish). I bring mysteries from near and far friend. Mysteries from a world beyond our own... of the Netherworld.}" The Chosen One: "{118}{}{What kind of mysteries?}" The Great Ananias: "{200}{}{I know things that mere mortal man is not meant to know. Aiiieeee! Nyarloth...Oh, sorry (heh, heh). Got a little carried away there for a moment. I have tales of a Ghost that haunts these very grounds, as well as a Jan-u-wine Egypt-ee-an Mummy that you can see, right here in this marvelous sarcophagus.}" The Chosen One: "{201}{}{Tell me about the mummy. I'm just dying to hear more about that.}" The Great Ananias: "{112}{}{No, my friend, a MUMMY! Straight from the sands of ancient Egypt to the sands of the Wastes! Exclusively for you to see!}" The Chosen One: "{114}{}{(too yourself) Hmm, a mummy would kinda describe the way a ghoul looks. OK, I'd like to take a look -- how much?}" The Great Ananias: "{136}{}{For a person of your obvious class I would be happy to show this unique, and historic, specimen to you for a mere $25.}" The Chosen One: "{137}{}{OK, I'll cough up the dough. Now...Show Me The Mummy!}" The Great Ananias: "{139}{}{Simply open the sarcophagus lid and the marvelous Mummy will be revealed, in all its ancient glory, to you. But please, no touching, and, uh, no flash photography.}" The Chosen One: "{140}{}{Great.}" The Great Ananias: "{141}{}{There you go! The MUMMY! (the door to the sarcophagus swings open to reveal a desiccated corpse, that looks very much like an ordinary ghoul, standing in a poorly painted, chipped and cracked paper-mache sarcophagus.)}" The Chosen One: "{143}{}{Hey, wait a minute. That's not a Mummy. That's a ghoul. WOODY! Hey WOODY! Is that you?}" Woody: "{147}{}{(the Mummy, snorts, stretches languidly, and then looks at you with a sleepy blink to it's eyes) Hello. (he says, sleepily)}" The Chosen One: "{148}{}{Holy shit! That *is* Woody! Run Woody, run for it! Well, uh, gimp for it then! Go Woody go!}" Woody: "{152}{}{(Woody--for it is in fact Woody, not a Mummy, that stands somewhat drowsily before you--grabs the sides of the paper-mache sarcophagus, lets out a shriek and runs for the door, leaving a trail of toilet-paper 'mummy-wrappings' and a hasty "Thankee kindly, Stranger!" behind him.)}" The Chosen One: "{153}{}{Hah! I knew it! You're finished in this town. You're not the Great Ananias anymore, you're just another ass.}" The Great Ananias: "{155}{}{(The Great Ananias shrugs) I knew I should have picked up that mono-headed Brahmin instead. Oh well, back to the drawing board.}" The Chosen One: "{156}{}{Mono-headed brahmin? Sure, who would ever believe that! Goodbye, you Charlatan.}" (DcAnan.msg)

Quests

 * Find Woody the ghoul for Percy. Try the Den.: Once the player learns that Woody might be in the Den, they will be able to wake Woody up and tell him to make a run... Uh, gimp for it.

Appearances
Woody appears only in Fallout 2.