Forum:What would you want at a wasteland restaurant

The Wasteland is a place of danger, insanity and horror. However, sometimes you run into random deliciousness, like pre-war food, meat from several beasts and Nuka-Cola

Now, picture that the Dot's Diner chain of restaurants was still up and running, or that new companies, like McWasteland or Brahmin King were established after the Great War. In that case, what meals would you like to be served there?

Place your Wasteland dishes here with descriptions:


 * Mirelurk Soup - Hot, steamy delicious soup made from the meat of feral crab-men.


 * Yao Fries - Consists of potatoes fried in Yao Guai fat, and then chopped up in pieces. May cause uncontrollable anger, grinding your teeth and random growling.


 * Poached Roach in Nuka Sauce - A nice recipe from the exciting, Nuka-based kitchen of Sierra Petrovita.


 * Molerat-on-a-pole - One step up from the classic Iguana-on-a-stick. A big meal for the whole family.


 * Strange Meat-soup - Once you go Andale there ain't any going back, Yummy and addictive.


 * Centaur Chowder - The world's most disgusting mixture of beasts: Now in dish form! A creamy, hot soup that contains big chunks of everyone's favorite abomination.


 * Brahmin Steak - Back to basics. You have never tasted an irradiated piece of meat like this!

Place Wasteland diners, restaurants and food establishments here, with descriptions:


 * McWasteland: Serves good dishes for Wastelanders and Scavengers on the go. All big-sized meals come with complementary 5.56 mm rounds.


 * Brahmin King: Serves a number of Brahmin-based dishes, including the ol' Brahmin Steak, the mouth-watering Chunky Brahmin ice-cream, and the futuristic Plasma Cow Meal.


 * Andale's Bed and Breakfast: A place to rest when you've played around the entire day and serves a unique brunch every morning, but they will not disclose the ingrediens'.


 * Taco Olney: Home of the famed Deathwrap Supreme. And now introducing....... Ghoulditas and Ghoulupas! LVTDUDE 14:19, 11 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Nuka Cola House: Created by Sierra from Girdershade, this place sell all kinds of Nuka-Cola products like:

-Nuka-Cola

-Nuka-Cola Quantum

-Missisipi Quantum Pie

-Diet Nuka-Cola

-Poached Roach in Nuka Sauce


 * Evergreen Mills Milkshakes: Anarchism and refreshments come together at this classy establishment, designed to look like an original raider lair! Milkshakes are available in mouth-watering flavors like these:

- Blood

- Sweat

- Tears

- Psycho

- Jet

- Buffout

- Nuka-Cola

- Pain (consists of blended corpses)


 * Smilin' Jack in the Box: Everything's terrible. LVTDUDE 14:19, 11 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Sonic: It took us over 200 years, but we finally serve hedgehog! LVTDUDE 14:19, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

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Bethesda Bistro: Pub with jukebox karaoke, extra rads for those who are looking to get crazy, and Jet dealers for those who wan to relax.

Memorial Drive-In: 'Eat N Watch' at Memorial Drive-In with car hoppers bringing you quality pre-war victuals during your outdoor film. We do not account for random deathclaw encounters.

Xdarkdragonx 07:09, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Dragon

Some fucking VEGEMITE. You can't get it anywhere in America. You'd think, by the year 2077, at least somebody would have started to sell it.

Pararaptor 23:58, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

-Squirrel on a stick

-Mirelurk Softshell Meat

-Bramin Steak, Medium Rare


 * Meatlover Anonymous

How about a food that's actually mentioned, but you can't currently get it: Bramin milk, it does a body good (and according to Moira can help remove radiation apparently)!67.211.81.140 21:24, 21 April 2009 (UTC)Cavesloth

"Some fucking VEGEMITE. You can't get it anywhere in America." If it weren't for Men At Work, we'd have never even heard of it. LVTDUDE 00:12, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

HAHA VEGEMITE Heeeelll Yeah! DipCheese 05:33, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

What's VEGEMITE? AngryNorwegianDude 05:54, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite

Try some.

Pararaptor 06:43, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

So... It is basically chunky, meat-tasting... stuff that you eat on toast? Sounds awkward. Heh. That is a bit hypocritical coming from me: In Norway, these are common meals:


 * Makrell i tomat - Mackerel in tomato sauce that is eaten on bread.
 * Lefse - Basically, the most boring pancake you've ever eaten. Served with sugar, butter and cinnamon.
 * Smalahove - The dried, boiled head of a sheep. The eyes are considered a delicacy.
 * Lutefisk - Fish that has been soaked in caustic soda (a corrosive alkaline substance) for six months. Served with bacon.
 * Rakfisk - I'll be honest with you: It is near-rotten fish eaten with crackers

These meals make 200-year old, irradiated food sound like a gourmet experience. AngryNorwegianDude 13:52, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Two weeks later and I'm still wondering how you would hold a molerat-on-a-pole to eat it. Yes, it's basically a hamster, but an overgrown one... Perj 23:47, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

You can get Vegemite in the US, it just takes some looking. But fresh vegemite tastes like skunky beer aged in a rabid monkey corpse(sorry Aussies)I can't even imagine its awfulness after 200 years.--JiNX Bloodfang 06:40, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Ghoul Gruel - Hi im tom the ghoul! Ever get that urge for some nice fresh human but no ones crawled through your sewer in months? That why i founded Ghoul Gruel fresh human, to go!.--OfficerBlue 09:32, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Wait, how do you know what a skunk dipped in beer in a rabid monkey corpse tastes like? I'd put a bit more simply: It tastes like miso soup.

Pararaptor 23:10, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Let's just say keep the Jaegermeister and the wild animal park separate. Anyway, it's not the worst thing I've ever tasted, but it currently sits in the top 5.--JiNX Bloodfang 07:03, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm curious, what comes in first?

Pararaptor 07:07, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Smart Dogs brand Soy Hotdogs. One bite worked better Ipecac syrup. It is closely followed by Ostekaka, AngryNorweigianDude might be able to back me up on that one. Sure it's Swedish, but perhaps there is a Norweigian version.--JiNX Bloodfang 08:24, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Yup. Ostekake (NOR)/Ostkaka (SWE), or Scandinavian Cheese Cake, is basically one of the fattest cakes you can make without using pure fat or anything similar. The bottom of the cake is made from grain crackers, and the rest of the cake, about 3/4, is made entirely out of stiff, "sweet", white mass that is made out of fat cottage cheese, cream and sugar. It is bad. Really bad. You can't really eat more than a portion without vomiting. AngryNorwegianDude 13:29, 27 April 2009 (UTC)